Today while reading web-site-for-women Jezebel, I came across the following disappointing headline:
Women Who Nap Have Greater Risk of Dying
Minutes later, I was assaulted by yet another disturbing piece of information. I must say, things are not looking so good for this blogger:
Study Finds Optimistic Women Live Longer
Well that's that. Say good bye to me now. And someone please remember that I want Cool Ranch Doritos and vodka tonics served at my funeral while *NSYNC's "Bye Bye Bye" plays
on repeat.
But what if you're optimistic about taking naps? Does that cancel it out?
I used to be optimistic that naps were doing me some good, but now I see they've slowly been killing me.
So, no.
The nap thing makes NO sense. Guess I'm signing out sooner than I thought...
ABSOLUTE vodka. Be specific or we'll all bring those gallon jugs of Old Petrushka.
We'll miss you, how'm'ever old you may be.
I read an article last week titled "Middle aged obesity causes dementia." Good news for me because because I got my obesity when I was young...whew.
What if you are a product of your family? Sounds like that to me!!!!
i think ill put that saying on my headstone "peace out, b*tches"...lol