Thank you. I'm a stickler for symmetry, and have not been able to maintain a proper goatee...until now.
The video kind of reminds me of the commercial for Bump Ups (?) from Big Happie Hair (local company). Only those don't make you look like a serial killer.

Oh will, like I needed another reason to love you. I may have to get this.

You have a very pleasant smile, Will. I've never noticed before.

@heather: thank you for not being creepy like michael :)

I'll stick to using the bottom of a King Cobra 40oz to outline my goatee, thank you very much!

I'm waiting for Travis to post the naughty, "...but wait, if you order in the next ten minutes you'll receive..." version.

But wait, if you order in the next ten minutes you will also receive the "Flavor Saver Cookbook"...learn how to savor the flavor in your flavor saver. Call today to maximize every trim...

So wrong. So, so wrong.

@travis: hahahaha

@heather: and yet ... so, so true.

I'm thinking Urban Outfitters would actually carry such a cookbook. I really want that job...writing and designing "special" books. I could include paired beverages based on the "dish":
Wings...Amber Ale
Tuna Casserole...Pear Cider (Dickens makes a good Cider)
Cherry Pie...Milk (if you really gulp you will get the added bonus of a milk mustache)

@will: When am I ever not creepy?

...one problem, gentlemen:
faces are not symmetrical (do that both right half or both left half -face on shot thing some time...)
-though this may be a good guide, you really need to trim da whiskahs according to your facial structure, --otherwise you look like a southpark character... (sorry.)

Just when I thought there couldn't be any more jackass inventions...Do other guys really have that big a problem shaving around their goatee? I think i keep mine in decenet symmetry, but I could be wrong. Maybe this farkakteh thing is for me too, Will.

Self-esteem and humility never get in the way of these bloggers!

@DLR: Do you mean commenters? The person who writes the post is the blogger. Everyone who contributes a comment to the post after it's published is a commenter.

I meant the bloggers! The ones posting.

I know what a blog is! lol

The mighty blogtastic blogosphere is not exclusive.

hmac,
one could make a case that there are plenty of bloggers on this particular post, although only one of them, will, wrote the post. i mean, you're a blogger, travis is one, michael is one, james is one, brodiemash is one. and with my comment, there is yet another blogger on this thread.

dlr,
are those letters your initials, or should it be read like it was being pronounced dealer?

Just wondering who exactly you were referring to, DLR. Still not sure, actually.

@heather: i assume she was mostly referring to me. and im ok with that.

DLR is all man!

http://www.thetyser.com/

I developed the moniker while complaining about Cabo Wabo stories.

Since you asked.

Why do all the men in the video look and sound like big d-bags? That product might corrupt you, Will!

And not one word of thanks to your friend Tom for letting you know about this thing...