One-of-a-kind Cabbage Patch Kids of John McCain, Sarah Palin, Barack Obama and Joe Biden are being auctioned off on eBay, with all the money going to Toys for Tots.
After a day's worth of bidding, here's the current prices:
Sarah Palin - $2,425.00
John McCain - $1,025.00
Barack Obama - $801.00
Joe Biden - $600.00
What's really important, though, is what these things look like. Right? Pics, arranged from most horrible to most awesome, are after the break ...
Joe Biden: There's a reason it's only fetching $600 -- it doesn't look like Joe Biden. It needs a bigger mouth.
Barack Obama: Not as bad as SNL's Obama, but not great either. Who does the Cabbage Patch Obama look like? Anyone?
Sarah Palin: It looks more like Miss Piggy than Sarah Palin, but I still chuckled. And $2,400 -- daaaaaaaamn, Sarah!
John McCain: It's the best, because that's really how he stands. They nailed the arms. And it even looks kinda pissed off.





I think the Obama-patch kid looks like Will Smith. Or Denzel.
And the Palin-patch kid has cankles!
The McCain and Biden dolls almost look like twins ... and both have way too much hair.
i would love to see the Garbage Pail Kid versions.
I couldn't decide whether the Obama doll looks more like Gary Coleman or Webster.
EXCELLENT job on the McCain pose(r) though!
And I ONLY like the Palin doll because it CANNOT SPEAK!!!
I want the timmy t doll!!!
Gary Coleman! The Obama doll looks like Gary Coleman!
Imagine yourself as a Cabbage Patch Kid! Scary? I think these dolls are fun -- and look at all that money they're bringing in for charity. I've created a page with more information at http://www.squidoo.com/presidentialcabbagepatchdolls if you'd care to take a peek. You can vote for your favorite...doll, not candidate!
Brenda