August 27, 2008 1:33 PM

I want to work for Diddy ... so I can get close enough to slap him

Yo America, in case you hadn't heard about gas being really expensive (and I totally bet you haven't, right?), everybody's favorite no-talent, nothing-doer, rich-guy P. Diddly says he has proof that gas prices are indeed too high.

What is this proof you ask. Him, flying commercial. As he explains in this video. (Warning: Language NSFW)

I hate this man more than any person ever.

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What a royal douchebag.

i'll never forget way back when you first started writing for the Bee, in one article you took a shot at Puffy and I was like, this Mike Oz is cool. in a time where people are afraid to take shots at clowns like Puffy just because they are rich, you stood up and said fudge that, Puffy's a batch, not in those words of course, haha. I hate this man too. But America loves him, which sucks.

now a poster is going to write, 'well if you hate him, why post in a blog about him?' well, i just wanted to make it clear, haha.

Mike said making a comment will help my migraine...

In my most sarcastic voice EVER:
P-Dookies commercial is just what America needed. Now we will get serious about our dependence on foreign fuels.

Vote Paris & Puffy 2008 (with Miss. South Carolina as Speechwriter):
Paris has a good energy policy
Puffy knows foreign relations: he has...umm...his Saudi Arabian brothers and sisters and...umm...all of his brothers and sisters from...umm...call the countries that...umm...have oil...

Migraines suck...but P-Dillweed sucks more!!!

'...yo, whashup y'all dis is yer boy diddy...'
for the record:
P-Diddy is not my boy.

'...this is serious, I have to fly comMERshul...'

I agree, If I was flying commercial home for Christmas next to P-Diddy, it WOULD be serious...
(cause, like you know, his hat be poking me in the head and s**t...)

(further) for the record:
-if you have to worry about the price of JetA -and you have a private jet?
-You shouldn't have a private jet.

(and I'm sitting here, wondering exactly how many ways this guy can adjust his hat, but,
being a Yankees fan?
I just got disgusted and gave up on the first try...)

Don't you ever mess with Diddy Oz!!!! Have you learned nothing from Laurie Ann???? Seriously she got boom boom kacked right off the show for crossing Diddy. You don't want the same to happen to you with the false hopes he will let you continue at The Bee, do you? Wise up!!!!

i gots to say mike, there's a dude in the background @ the 35 second mark that looks a little too much like you. don't lie, you're just hating because after that commercial flight, in coach no less, diddy kicked you out of his posse.

I just love when he asked for people to send him oil. Someone please send him oil and film him putting it in his plane for fuel;). I would watch that show, Diddy the Idiot!

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