What's going on, Beehive readers? I know we're lacking in the post frequency, but y'all are asleep today. It can't be the heat, because it's kind of nice today. End of summer blues? Back to school burnout? What's got you all hiding out?
Maybe a Degrees of Fresno post will wake you up. Because I was so hard on her earlier, I'll let you guys make it up to Jessica Simpson by reminding her that she at least has some credible work under her giant, Texas-sized belt buckle.
You know what to do. Make me proud.
It's Jessica Simpson vs
I really should be working today...
Jessica was on Saturday Night Live with Chris Kattan.
Chris Kattan's marriage was broken up by Patrick Contreras
Jessica Simpson had a cameo in the modern day classic "Love Guru" that starred Mike Myers.
Mike Myers was on Saturday Night Live with Chris Farley.
Chris Farley was in the movie Coneheads with Dave Thomas.
Dave Thomas was on Grace Under Fire with Alan Autry.
Alan Autry is the mayor of Starbucks err Fresno.
Jessica Simpson starred in “Blonde Ambition” with Luke Wilson who starred in “Terra” with Beverly D’Angelo who starred in episodes of “The Simpsons” (no relation) with Nancy Cartwright who starred in “Kim Possible” with “Gary Dourdan” (really?) who stars in “CSI”...which featured a guest appearance by Kevin Earl Federline.
Or the easy one: one time K-Fed hit on Jessica.
A sports one:
Jessica Simpson dates Tony Romo
Tony Romo made his first start for the Cowboys against the Carolina Panthers, going up against cornerback Richard Marshall, who went to Fresno State.
This is my first shot at this. here goes,
jessica simpson stalks, i mean dates tony romo. tony romo bought me a shot at cabo wabo in lake tahoe!!
finally!!! a reason to be stoked for taking this picture with him!! thats all i got. not so much six degrees.
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a397/jankynola/066.jpg
Jankynola automatically wins for including a picture.
Nicely done!
Jessica Simpson used to be with John Mayer
John Mayer played the Save Mart Center last year