One week after the controversy of Shakespeare in Woodward Park playing at the same time as a big Mixed Martial Arts match across the way at the amphitheatre, another potentially very loud competitor rolled into the same venue: a Timmy T concert. I'm curious from people who attended last night's "Hamlet": Did it go OK? Or did the noise level interfere?
August 2008 Archives
August 31, 2008 11:21 AM August 29, 2008 4:30 PMIf you'd rather wait a week for the Cabo Wabo rush to die down ...
1. Roll a strike with Let's Go Bowling. Fresno's foremost ska gods don't play every week, ya know. So when they do -- like Saturday night at Club Fred -- you shouldn't miss it.
Mike Oz
Some people live for three-day weekends. They gather up the family and head for warmer/cooler/greener/sandier environs, savoring each moment, and claiming that no matter how hot/cold/bored/itchy they are, it's a helluva lot better than work.
Then there are those who hide out in their homes, viewing a three-day weekend as just a longer time period to suffer through until all the yahoos who would normally be at work during the day clear out so you can have the world to yourself again.
If you're the second person, you'll appreciate this. Following is a list of online time killers -- web sites with no value other than hours of mindless entertainment. These should keep you amused until you can venture back out to the grocery store without having to wait in line for twenty minutes behind the woman buying forty packs of hot dog buns, two gallons of mayo and twelve cases of generic diet soda.
I Can Has Cheezburger: Pictures of cats with funny, incorrectly spelled captions. LOL!
Sexy People: I don't want to ruin the surprise for you, but I'll give you a hint: they're not.
Fail Blog: Seeing other people's failures is always comforting.
Stuff on My Cat: Stuff is literally placed onto docile cats for your amusement.
Engrish Funny: Translations from Asian languages into English that are amusing, usually because they're pretty dirty.
I Has a Hot Dog: For those who hate cats, but still like funny captions on pictures of animals.
Hot or Not: Judge people based strictly on their looks. Like you normally do, only with their blessing.
Passive Aggressive Notes: Who is the bigger douchebag? The person for whom the note is intended, or the person leaving the note?
Stuff White People Like: Pretty self-explanatory.
Good luck killing time this Labor Day weekend. Feel free to leave me your suggestions for online time wasters in the comments.
Heather
Love him or leave him, Michael Jackson turns 50 todayLove him or leave him, Michael Jackson turns 50 today
It's hard to believe and difficult to really wish Michael Jackson a "Happy Birthday." On the one hand, he was a musical genius. His albums "Off the Wall" and "Thriller" are peerless. And when that 13-minute "Thriller" video came out in 1983, it was a huge pop culture moment. Everyone had to see it. To this day, people still copy those dance moves. He was the most famous entertainer in the freaking world.
But then he started to short-circuit into weird, eccentric and, allegedly, criminal behavior. (He was acquitted of child molestation charges.). No need to run down that laundry list again, but you can read this story about Jackson (seen here from a November appearance in L.A.). It includes an interview with MJ, his thoughts on turning 50 and brings up some of his controversial issues. It also includes a photo rendering of what he would look like now, if he hadn't become so addicted to the plastic surgeon's knife.
So, today, I'll just focus on his music and a favorite MJ song. For me, it's not "Billie Jean" or "Beat It." I'm going with "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'" off the Thriller album.
What's your's?
Felicia Matlosz
Welcome to another week of Post No Bills -- The Beehive's weekly gallery of local event fliers and posters.
It's our way of proving every week that anybody who says there's nothing to do in Fresno is either crazy or lazy. So grab your calendar and start making plans.
As always, we welcome contributions bands, artists, venues, promoters and regular joes. Send flier links to mosegueda@fresnobee.com.
One programming note: I'm on vacation next week, so this will be the only Post No Bills until Sept. 12.
Mike Oz
Is newly announced Republican VP selection Sarah Palin a ringer for Andrea Zuckerman?
Mike Oz
My Hive buddy Mike Oz in his "7" column today lists nine reasons to look forward to September.
It got me thinking. Here's a couple of things I want to see in month No. 9:
- The new CBS show "The Mentalist" with
eye candyactor Simon Baker. Yes, it's another detective show ... but it's got a touch of humor and Baker, of whom I've been a fan since I saw the movie "Something New." - A remake of the 1939 all-star classic comedy "The Women" called ... "The Women." Writer/director Diane English ("Murphy Brown") has been trying to get this version made for years. It's blissfully a fullout chick flick and, if it follows the sparkling original, there are no men in sight. The 2008 edition's cast includes Meg Ryan and Annette Bening.
So, Hive readers, what are you looking forward to next month?
Felicia Matlosz
I scored an invite to last night's soft-opening of Fresno's new Cabo Wabo Cantina and I'm back to report my findings. I'm gonna do a quick +/- breakdown and then you guys can check out a bunch of photos after the jump.
+ The place looks really good. It had been a week since I was last inside, but in that week they really got Fresno Wabo together.
+ The place has a great energy between the art on the walls, the huge bar and the cool lighting.
+ All the food that I sampled was really good. I'm totally excited to go try more.
- The service was really slow, as the place was really packed.
+ The staff acknowledged this, apologized and was really nice.
- Not everything was done. I would have liked to see the tequila-tasting room open, as well as a more functional entry area, with decor, seating and a place to buy a Fresno Wabo shirt.
Fresno Wabo opens officially today at 11 a.m. For more info, check out my guide to Cabo Wabo, which appeared on the cover of today's 7 section. If you've got questions, leave 'em in the comments and I'll answer what I can.
Mike Oz
The Bee's Rick Bentley has an interview with the inimitable Alan Rickman in today's "7" section about his new film, "Bottle Shock." (I couldn't be more envious. He's one of my favorite actors.)
Rickman could be filmed reading the telephone book, and I'm there. Love that silky voice. As they used to say on "Saturday Night Live," it's like buttah.
But even the great Rickman can't completely handle ditzy, loud, obnoxious, and clueless LA television interviewers. I found this recent clip on YouTube and was stunned by its embarrassingly narcissistic ineptitude. The look on Rickman's face is priceless, but I think my favorite line is at the end when the male interviewer wraps it up by calling the movie "Bottle Rocket." What a blockhead.
Felicia Matlosz
The shiny new road sign on display Thursday night in the lobby welcomed folks to "William Saroyan Country." I'm not sure what the famously grouchy author would have thought of this. You have to remember that he made it very clear that he didn't want anything named after him. And now there will be signs with his name posted all over a special downtown district.
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Then again, his birthday party was being held in the lobby of the William Saroyan Theatre. If he's in a position to care about such things, he's already come to terms with the name thing.
The celebration marking the 100th anniversary of his birth was a festive night: lots of Armenian delicacies, a clown named Scruffy, a memorabilia auction that included a bottle of Marilyn Monroe merlot, a stage flanked by two old-fashioned bicycles just like the one that Saroyan used to tool around on downtown. Lots of glammed-up members of the local Armenian community sipped wine. Larry Balakian, chairman of the William Saroyan Centennial Committee and a devoted disciple to the preservation of the author's memory, was seemingly everywhere in his crisp summer suit, chatting with sponsors and making sure the evening flowed smoothly.
Donald Munro
The Culture Bucket: Mamma Mia! sing-along and moreThe Culture Bucket: Mamma Mia! sing-along and more
Here's what caught my eyes and ears in recent days:
- Call me Ms. Cranky, but this was a most horrifying piece of news for me: A sing-along version of "Mamma Mia!" opens Friday, including in Fresno. That's 18, count 'em, 18
trainwreckssongs. Well, you can't be any worse than tone-deaf Pierce Brosnan (at least I hope not). - I still can't get Dave Freeman out of my mind. He's the guy who co-wrote "100 Things To Do Before You Die" ... then he dies at age 47.
- My colleague Bethany Clough this week wrote that Frederick's of Hollywood is on the comeback trail to Fresno. I can remember when it was on the Fulton Mall. I don't know. The move uptown to a north-end shopping center makes it seem less sexy and more corporate. But I do look forward to the lingerie war with Victoria's Secret.
- Michael Phelps is hosting Saturday Night Live on Sept. 13. Now we find out what he can do out of the water. Let's hope he doesn't sink doing live television.
- And, finally, you're Hillary Clinton. You lost a hard-fought primary to Barack Obama. You grieve your defeat. But you show up in Denver at the Democrats' convention to fiercely endorse him. You've been on camera two nights with a smile planted on your face. You're finally leaving the Pepsi Center Wednesday night ... and your elevator gets stuck in between floors. What more can be said?
Felicia Matlosz
Shakespeare in the Park, MMA and ... Timmy T? Oh my!Shakespeare in the Park, MMA and ... Timmy T? Oh my!
Right here is the point where two hot blog topics collide.
First, there's been all kinds of fuss here on The Beehive and on the letters-to-editor page about the Saturday night scheduling conflict at Woodward Park that had the Woodward Shakespeare Festival and Rumble in the Park going on at the same time last weekend.
Second, there's Timmy T -- the Fresno-bred singer behind the once-No. 1 Billboard hit "One More Try," who has become something of a Fresbloglebrity (Awww yeah! New word!) after a paparazzi-style spotting and all kinds of ensuing blog chatter.
What do these two things have in common? Well, this Saturday night, Timmy T and a bunch of his freestyle friends are having a concert at Woodward Park's Rotary Amphitheater on Saturday night, opposite "Hamlet."
One more try, indeed.
It'll be interesting to see how this one plays out. It's easy for people to get mad and point their fingers at MMA fighters, to ignorantly call them gang-members and foolishly equate them with animal abusers -- but can you really get mad at Timmy T?
Mike Oz
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO BILL: Yes, the official day of celebration is here: For a year, the city has been celebrating the 100th anniversary of William Saroyan's birth, and now it's time for the party. The William Saroyan Centennial Committee has put together a program tonight at -- where else? -- the Saroyan Theatre celebrating the favorite-son author. The program includes a concert with the National Chamber Orchestra of Armenia and performances by Edna Garabedian, Rhonda Grove and the Fresno Choral Artists.
Pre-concert festivities start at 6 pm. The concert starts at 7:30, and birthday cake will be served at 9:30. Tickets are $25-$50.
I talked to organizer Larry Balakian this afternoon, and tickets for tonight's event are still available. (Pictured: A watercolor from Pat Hunter's book ""William Saroyan: Places in Time.")
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LAST WEEKEND: Children's Musical Theaterworks closes out its summer season with "Once Upon a Mattress." There are four performances left: 7:30 p.m. tonight and Friday, and 2 and 7:30 p.m. Saturday. I haven't yet had a chance to catch this show, but I'm going to make an effort. Do CMT patrons recommend it? Let me know.
Donald Munro
This is what Michael Jackson looks like on the eve of his 50th birthday (nice tuxedo jacket and pajama pants, guy):
And this is what "an expert" imagines Michael would have looked like had he not done whatever it is he did to himself:
Heather
A video of that time I met Kopi at The Big Fresno FairA video of that time I met Kopi at The Big Fresno Fair
Mike Oz
There are only about four months left in Mayor Alan Autry's second term. Then he will need to make a career change. He has said he would be willing to look at returning to his acting career. Before his leap into politics, Autry appeared in numerous television shows and movies. He's best known for his years on the TV drama "In the Heat of the Night."
That "Night" role was so popular the Mayor has often been referred to as Bubba. That is a reference to his character's name on the TV show of V.L. "Bubba" Skinner.
It is not unusual for someone to be both a politician and actor. The most recent example is "Law & Order" star Fred Thompson who made an unsuccessful run for the White House.
So unless Autry is looking at a White House run in 2012, a return to acting will be his best move. So what TV programs would suit Autry?
Rick Bentley
Lunchtime poll topic: Who has the creepiest bald head in Hollywood?Lunchtime poll topic: Who has the creepiest bald head in Hollywood?
Don't get me wrong: bald can be beautiful. Just not in the cases seen here.
So, who has the more freakish bald head, Vin Diesel or Joey Lawrence?
Heather
Though I've pretty much given up on SNL, I do tune in when there's an interesting guest -- such is the case with the news that Michael Phelps will host the season premiere on Sept. 13, along with musical guest (and Phelps iPod favorite) Lil Wayne.
Since I heard the news I've been been wracking my brain, thinking of potential sketches.
Here's what I got so far:
Mike Oz
Hey, y'all. Jessica Simpson has found love with Tony Romo and wants the whole wide world to know about it:
I'm almost as excited for her this time as I was when she was in love with John Mayer last year:
Heather
Here's how it went down: Last night I saw a Tweet from Geoff Kramer -- local DJ, Creative Fresno guy and all-around cool dude -- saying, " Sammy Hagar is at the public house."
After all this Wabo Watch stuff, this certainly caught my eye. Geoff snapped the picture to the right from his cell phone (click to enlarge) and sent it to me. Blurry, but I guess it looks like Sammy. With Fresno Wabo in private opening mode, it would be plausible for Sammy to be in Fresno.
So I called Cabo developer Milt Barbis, who told me Sammy Hagar was NOT at Public House and NOT in Fresno, though he had talked to Sammy earlier in the day. Hmmm. Sammy lookalike? Or a secret trying to be kept under wraps?
I'm still not convinced either way. Redheads, you know better than me what Sammy looks like sitting at a bar. Is that him?
Anybody else see Mr. Hagar around town? If so, spill it.
Mike Oz
Sign 'em up -- three Fresno bands link with record labelsSign 'em up -- three Fresno bands link with record labels
Cool news for local bands: The Sleepover Disaster, Mercury Bullet and Rademacher ...
- As first reported on Fresno Famous, The Sleepover Disaster has signed a deal Devil in the Woods Records. It's an independent label out of San Francisco, who is planning to release a new Sleepover album in January.
It's been a big year for the shoegaze-rock band, which also played at this year's South By Southwest festival. As of now, Sleepover's next local gig is scheduled for Oct. 1 at Club Fred.
Mike Oz
If you need any more encouragement to see Woody Allen's new film "Vicky Christina Barcelona," one of his best in recent years, you can add this to your list of reasons: Fresno's beloved Juan Serrano has two songs featured in the movie. The soundtrack is now available. According to the label:
As might be expected from a collection of Spanish music, instrumental guitar pieces make up the lion's share of the soundtrack. Guitarist Juan Serrano, whose reputation as a flamenco virtuoso spans six decades, delivers the churning and complex "Gorrión" early in the set, followed much later by the equally intricate closer, "Entre Olas."
If you recall, Serrano appeared at the Tower Theatre in July as part of the California State University Summer Arts festival.
Donald Munro
I want to work for Diddy ... so I can get close enough to slap himI want to work for Diddy ... so I can get close enough to slap him
Yo America, in case you hadn't heard about gas being really expensive (and I totally bet you haven't, right?), everybody's favorite no-talent, nothing-doer, rich-guy P. Diddly says he has proof that gas prices are indeed too high.
What is this proof you ask. Him, flying commercial. As he explains in this video. (Warning: Language NSFW)
I hate this man more than any person ever.
Mike Oz
I learned all sorts of interesting things in today's Bee:
CONDUCT THIS: As a Tower District resident who is periodically yanked from a deep sleep by the blast of a train horn -- on foggy nights it sounds as if the railroad crossing arm is in my living room -- my heart jumped when I read Denny Boyles' story headlined "Fresno plans to silence trains":
With the current crossings, engineers are required to use their horns as a warning as they approach intersections. The quiet zone project will cost just over $1 million and will make improvements to many of the downtown rail crossings. Work will include new concrete medians and improved crossing signals.
Yes! At last, an attempt to rein in the heavy-handed horn madness! (Have you ever heard the train engineer who replicates the "Jaws" theme?) I excitedly read about the effort to create a railroad quiet zone between Olive Avenue and Ventura Avenue.
Then it hit me. I live north of Olive Avenue. So I'll probably be just in range when the horn-ready engineers, momentarily silenced through downtown and just itching to make some real noise, get to let loose with a blast.
ABOUT THAT CAGE MATCH: Folks continue to express their displeasure with the juxtaposition of a Mixed Martial Arts match and the performance of "Hamlet" on Saturday night at Woodward Park.
Donald Munro
New network features shows like "Buffy" and "The O.C."New network features shows like "Buffy" and "The O.C."
You have been clicking through the television dial. Nope Nothing. Seen it. Why would I want to see it? Nothing. No way. The endless wasteland of network and cable programming can leave you longing for the good old days.
The solution might be found at the new network that launched at 11 a.m. today. Don't go looking for it on your television screen. This network can only be found on your computer. It is TheWB.com.
The site will allow you to watch quality programming from the studio such as "Buffy, the Vampire Slayer," "Everwood" or "Veronica Mars" whenever you want. Just to be clear. These are old episodes of those series. The Web site will have some original programming but none of the studio's past TV series are scheduled to go back into production. At least not at this point.
Rick Bentley
American Idol: Kara arrives, Paula is still aroundAmerican Idol: Kara arrives, Paula is still around
If you're an American Idol fan, you're watching how things are meshing with the new change in format: Kara DioGuardi has joined Simon Cowell, Randy Jackson and Paula Abdul on the auditions trail for Season 8.
They put forth a united front Tuesday in New York, smiling for the cameras and ribbing each other. Since Monday's surprise announcement about songwriter Kara, I've learned more about her in stories like this one. She's definitely tuned into what the younger demographic is listening to these days.
I've also learned that Kara and Paula are friends. But I think Paula needs to be on guard. AI officials insist a fourth judge will bring new energy to the show, and that a second female (who happens to be younger) gives Paula some backup with the addition of more "girl power."
I still say that four judges is one too many as each tries to grab an ample share of talk and face time. And if Kara is as brash as she seems, where does that leave loopy Paula and her inability to put two sentences together? As Simon quipped, and I suspect only half-jokingly, "Paula will have to speak less."
I'm not a Paula fan, but I'm feeling sorry for her. So, Paula, don't be the lobster in the pot: The water feels warm, like a soothing sauna, and you're liking it. But you're not noticing that the temperature is rising and, before you know it, you're lolled to sleep and then boiled alive.
Girl, you need to develop some tough, teflon pincers.
Felicia Matlosz
Some days there's nothing going on in celebrity land, and some days there is just too much. File this one under "too much."
Matt McConaughey's mom, Kay McConaughey (rhymsies!), has written a tell-all book called I Amaze Myself, and when I say tell-all, I mean all.
On how her husband died: "On Monday mornings, he and I often said goodbye by making love. I knew that something was wrong, because I didn't hear anything from him. Just nothing... but it was just the best way to go!"
On why she had her dead husband wheeled out of the house naked: "I was just so proud to show off my big old Jim McConaughey -- and his gift."
On why she married Matthew's dad for the third time: "I was deciding, 'Do I want to have another baby? Do I want to have an affair? Or go back to school?' That's when Matthew was conceived. We had tried for 16 years and no baby. So Matthew was a big surprise!"
On her number one dream: "I would love to be on Oprah!"
I think this explains every story we have heard, or will ever hear, about Matthew McConaughey.
Heather
Here's one reason New Kids on the Block should have stayed retiredHere's one reason New Kids on the Block should have stayed retired
In 1988, there was no Akon around to collaborate with. In 2008, well, you end up with drivel like this:
Geez, they busted out the auto-tune and even did some "eh-eh-oh-oh" stuff. Because in this post-"Umbrella" pop music landscape a song without "eh-eh" in the chorus just doesn't cut it, right NKOTB?
Mike Oz
I had the most amazing dream last night. It looked sort of like this:
George and Brad (we're on a first name basis now) are in Venice, Italy to do good things, but also to promote a movie they have coming out in two weeks. It's called "Burn After Reading," it also stars Frances McDormand, and it's directed by the Coen Brothers. I have no idea what it's about, but I'm sure it's brilliant.
Peep the trailer after the jump (warning: language NSFW):
Heather
EW presents: the 25 funniest movies of the past 25 yearsEW presents: the 25 funniest movies of the past 25 years
Like many people, I love a good "best of" list. Entertainment Weekly knows this about us, and so continues to rank our beloved pop culture icons in increasingly specific categories in an effort to draw out our applause/ire. This week, it's the The Funniest Movies of the Past 25 Years (since 1983, for those who don't want to do the math).
The list contains few surprises (though I've never heard of number 25, a British film called "Withnail and I"), but I feel there are some glaring omissions. On the subject of British films, for example, how about some love for "Shaun of the Dead"? Too bloody? Bloody hilarious, mate!
I'm happy to see "The 40 Year-Old Virgin," "Old School," and "Superbad" on the list, but where is "American Pie"? There's room for the first "Austin Powers" movie, I see, but I'm pretty sure that stopped being funny the day your mom started saying "Yeah baby!"
And really -- "Tropic Thunder" at number 17 already? It was funny, sure, but shouldn't we give it longer than three weeks to see if it holds up? Let me be the first to say that the Tom Cruise schtick is not funny. At all. And there's a lot of it.
I do love me some "When Harry Met Sally," but this is not the list for this movie. I would have thrown "Mean Girls" on there instead, mostly because it's funny that Lindsay Lohan used to be an actress. And finally, I am sorry to see "The School of Rock" is not on the list, as I don't think Jack Black will ever be that palatable for that length of time ever again.
The complete list is after the jump. Don't let me stop you from sharing your opinions.
Heather
"Buffy the Vampire Slayer" responsible for decline in churchgoing"Buffy the Vampire Slayer" responsible for decline in churchgoing
A study published in Britain yesterday blames "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" -- a television show that has been off the air for five years -- for the 50,000 women a year who have given up going to church.
According to the report's author, Dr. Kristin Aune, "Because of its focus on female empowerment, young women are attracted by Wicca, popularized by the TV series 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer'... in short, women are abandoning the church."
This makes perfect sense to me. "Buffy" influenced me with a lot of ideas on how to live, from showing that it's okay to date "good" vampires to teaching me that letting werewolves sleep it off instead of going at them with silver bullets is much more socially responsible.
Now, who's going to do a study on the number of women who gave up promising careers to do irrelevant studies on worthless topics?
Heather
Do today's great actresses stack up against yesterday's?Do today's great actresses stack up against yesterday's?
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My movie buddy George Feist, who loves passionate cinematic discussions, dropped me this note:
Hello: I have a not so friendly argument with a co-worker......He says that he and his wife got to talking and could not come up with ANY ACTRESSES worth their salt in movies today. Nothing, they say, like the Bergmans, Davis', Crawfords, Turners, etc of the 40's to 70's. I disagreed with him and he said no professional critics would have any of the last 20 years in their top ten of actresses.
Some of my faves/opinions.......Helen Mirren, Cate Blanchett, Tilda Swinton, Angelina Jolie, Meryl Streep, Julianne Moore......and those come to mind..... What are your thoughts?
My response: First off, George, I hope you've completely ruled out a duel with your coworker. No amount of movie supremacy in an argument is worth a 3/4-inch musket ball embedded in your shin.
I'm on your side on this one. I really do believe that some of today's best actresses are smokin' good.
Donald Munro
I have some kind of stomach flu. For two days I've been stuck on the bathroom floor couch with only the Game Show Network giving me a reason to live. Until this afternoon, I could barely make it to the computer to check up on my beloved gossip sites, and now that I'm here, I see that the two biggest stories are Heidi Montag's new "music" video and Mary-Kate Olsen wearing a flannel shirt with no pants.
There has to be something better than this. I need entertainment suggestions - favorite web sites, online games, hidden gem cable channels, something. A girl cannot live on Saltines and Richard Dawson alone.
Whaddya got?
Heather
As someone who's long believed that life should have a warning track, just as baseball does, I applaud the sport's decision today to allow instant replay at major league games whenever a home run is in dispute.
Video will be used only on so-called boundary calls, to determine whether fly balls cleared the fence or potential home runs were fair or foul.
I just want to know when the rest of us get our own replays on boundary calls. Wouldn't it be nice to know with absolute certainty which kid left the milk on the counter? Whether it was you or your spouse who started the argument? Or if you really did flirt (making googly eyes accidentally, of course) with Brad Pitt that ugly guy at the bar (damn those beer goggles) after a long night of clubbing?
Don Mayhew
As promised, here's a video peek inside the new Cabo Wabo Cantina, opening this week at Granite Park. In case you've missed the updates: Fresno Wabo opens today for three days of private functions and its grand opening is Friday.
Here's developer Milt Barbis giving us a tour of Fresno Wabo.
Credit on the video goes to Will Albritton.
Mike Oz

Ten years ago today, one of my favorite albums of all time hit stores: "Black Star," the collabo album between Mos Def and Talib Kweli. It's classic and conscious underground hip-hop, the career pinnacle of both rappers.
No lie, this CD has been in my car changer for the better part of '08. And while it's been 10 years, "Respiration" still sounds so fresh, you'd think it was made yesterday. If you've got this CD on your shelf (or if the mp3s are on your iPod), do yourself a favor and cue this up.
Also 10 years old today: Lauryn Hill's "Miseducation Of Lauryn Hill" album, "XO," by Elliott Smith, "Hellbilly Deluxe" by Rob Zombie and, of course, the unforgettable "Kiss the Sky" CD by Tatyana Ali.
Mike Oz
The small taste of the British city that we got from Beijing's closing ceremony Sunday night assured me that London will be more than ready to welcome the world in 2012.
No, the Brits won't spend the $41 billion that China spent. And they can't match the colossal spectacles of the opening and closing ceremonies: Streams of eye-popping color. Enough fireworks for a year's worth of of Fourth of Julys. Hundreds and hundreds of drummers, dancers, singers, acrobats and other volunteers forming massive fields of shapes and sounds in precise, detailed and impressive movements. To pull off such huge shows, everyone has to be rigidly in step and synchonized to the nth degree. It was like a government-commissioned version of Cirque du Soleil -- but without the spark or quirk of individuality.
Which is why London's eight minutes at Sunday's show was so refreshing for me: In contrast to Beijing's two shows, here was London's hip, urban, edgy, loosey-goosey swagger and its cheeky but sophisticated-metropolis way of inviting the world to one heck of a party.
Felicia Matlosz
A pleasant man left a message saying nice things about my Sunday Spotlight "Producers" column, but he had a bone to pick with one of my "facts." I had written:
The last show I performed in was in high school (I was the second sharecropper in "Finian's Rainbow"), and that was so many years ago that I'm pretty sure there was a glacier where Roger Rocka's Dinner Theater stands today.
My caller chided me, saying: "I want to correct something. That used to be an old Sprouse-Reitz department store."
OK, so just to be clear here: First an ice age back in Donald's distant past, THEN the Sprouse-Reitz. Gotta get the chronology correct.
Donald Munro
My name is Rick and I am a DA (Dancers Anonymous).
Hi Rick!
It has been 30 days since I last danced. But now I find that last dance must have been so ugly, so disgusting, that others have had to pay the price. Sure, I knew that I should never have taken those three steps. But the temptation was just too great.
Why must the innocent suffer? It was a spur of the moment thing. Most of it is just a blur. If I had any idea that taking three dance steps with "Dancing With the Stars" dancer Edyta Sliwinska would lead to such misery, I would have walked away.
Rick Bentley
Back in July, I wrote a column about a terrific art exhibition at Gallery 25 titled "Assemblage." One of the pieces in that show was by noted Fresno artist Nancy Youdelman, who likes to use found objects in her art. She had stumbled upon a fascinating cache of old letters that she ended up using as the basis for the piece, which she titled "Letters to Allen," pictured above.
Youdelman found the letters on eBay, which is a common place these days for people to unload old family heirlooms. (What to do with a stash of letters found in an attic? Put them on eBay.) The man had passed away at an advanced age. When Youdelman stumbled upon the letters and plowed through their beautiful calligraphy, she discovered an intriguing, if one-sided, view of a charismatic young man named Allen H. Watkins living in Greensboro, N.C., in the 1930s. From the letters that he had saved, which came from a number of women, a portrait emerges of an engaging young man with a country-club lifestyle and a bevy of lady friends who were obviously interested in him as romantic material.
After that story ran, I got an email from a local gentleman named Howard Watkins who was interested in the last name of the subject for obvious reasons. He put a link to the column on a Watkins family genealogy site. And, lo and behold, he got a call from none other than the son of Allen H. Watkins. Could he put her in touch with the artist?
I immediately called Youdelman. You can't blame her for being a little nervous for hearing that the son of the man whose intimate correspondence wound up in her assemblage piece wanted to talk with her.
Donald Munro
American Idol troubles; Sweet Sixteen goes into exileAmerican Idol troubles; Sweet Sixteen goes into exile
Hmm, seems like the people behind "American Idol" really are concerned about those declining ratings -- and, if I were Paula Abdul, I'd be plenty worried that a pink slip is in my future.
AI producers announced Monday that there will be a fourth judge for Season 8 -- Kara DioGuardi (pictured here). Never heard of her? Neither have I. She's a songwriter/producer who's worked with past winners like Carrie Underwood. But I do know this: She's a woman, she's young, she works in the business, and I bet she can speak in coherent, non-loopy sentences. I don't care what the producers are saying to explain this. That dais will look awfully crowded with four people, which means someone's got to go ... I'm guessing the ditzy gal who last season infamously judged a contestant for how he sang two songs when he had only sung one.
In other "reality" show news, MTV has a new one based on its "My Super Sweet Sixteen" series in which overindulgent parents foot typically six-figure bills for their spoiled teen's turning-16 birthday parties. Need to fly to Paris for your dress? No problem. You want a famous entertainer for your party? Got it. By the end of each episode, the guest-of-honor nearly always gets some luxury wheels as the piece de resistance.
Tonight, MTV turns the series on its head with "My Super Sweet Sixteen Presents Exiled." The parents of some of the series' more narcisstic, self-centered brats teens decide to send them to far-flung countries to experience hardship.
The obvious idea is to teach these prima donnas a lesson. But shouldn't these parents have thought about teaching their kids lessons from, say, birth, about valuing others and sharing and being useful to society? Maybe these parents should send themselves on an exile trip.
Felicia Matlosz
Wabo Watch Day 15: Yes, it's opening. Anthony out. Hagar in.Wabo Watch Day 15: Yes, it's opening. Anthony out. Hagar in.
But it's not the Hagar you were hoping for.
Cabo Wabo Cantina developer Milt Barbis said this afternoon that Michael Anthony, the ex-Van Halen bass player, will not be in Fresno for the grand opening of Fresno Wabo on Friday.
Instead Aaron Hagar, Sammy's son, will be performing opening night. Anthony, Barbis says now, will be in Fresno next week.
The overall good news for Cabo-watchers is that Barbis says the cantina will open this week. For now, here's a picture of one of the three bars.
Also keep your eyes open for The Bee's inside-Cabo-Wabo video. It should be up tomorrow and will give you a first look inside the cantina.
In the meantime, I'm happy to answer any other Fresno Wabo that I can.
PREVIOUSLY ON THE BEEHIVE
Wabo Watch: Day One
Wabo Watch, Day 2: It's not opening today
Wabo Watch Day 11: Michael Anthony, Sammy and an opening date ...
Mike Oz
There was a time when Jodeci was my favorite R&B group. There was also a time when "All My Life," the No. 1 ballad by Jodeci members K-Ci & JoJo, was the song that everybody said they were going to play at their wedding.
Well, it's not 1998 anymore. A supposed Jodeci reunion concert in Australia got messed up when DeVante Swing pulled out, leaving K-Ci & JoJo to perform alone. Then this happened. Watch for the 1:50-mark. (Warning: Language NSFW).
You gotta love how the security guy just walks by and picks up the mic. And K-Ci looks at his brother, but doesn't seem to care much. I'm guessing this happens a lot.
Mike Oz
Sounds like Woodward Park was a pretty lively place on Saturday night, what with a capacity crowd of 4,000 fans jamming the amphitheatre for "Rumble in the Park" and a smaller group of devoted Shakespeare fans gathering across the street at the Theater in the Glen for a performance of "Hamlet." Fans started lining up 90 minutes in advance for the "Rumble," an evening of mixed-martial arts that had a starting ticket price of $30. More than 1,500 people were turned away, Bee writer Denny Boyles reported. It's safe to assume that the audience for Shakespeare, which was free, was significantly smaller. Wonder how many of those disappointed 1,500 fight fans walked across the street for "Hamlet" instead?
You can be lighthearted about the contrast between the two events -- whatever makes folks happy, right? -- and can actually get historical about it. Bear baiting was a big deal in Shakespeare's time, of course, and the Bard was keenly aware of his competition. But I did hear from some "Hamlet" fans about the noise from the fights and how it bled into the play.
And on this weekend's Mindhub, Craig Scharton weighed in:
The people who put on Shakespeare in the park seem to be a good natured group, a group who obviously receives little support from anyone with the keys to the treasury to bring entertainment to our community. Tonight's play was their 100th. It should have been a celebration. Instead it was bombarded by AC/DC, Ozzie Osbourne and System of a Down. All good bands, but not in a bird sanctuary and not on a night when the local Shakespeare company was putting their collective hearts into a performance.
Donald Munro
I saw CNN using Twitter on Saturday to gather reaction on Obama's VP pick. Therefore I believe I can use my Tweets to rewind the weekend:
Friday:
- Going to the Public House. 08:26 PM
- Still waiting for my beer. Think the waiter went home or something. 09:15 PM
- Gave up on my beer 09:24 PM
Lost between Friday and Saturday:
- The rules of Riverpark made me laugh. One day I shall break them all http://twitpic.com/8r0s
Saturday:
- We're thinking about adopting a dog. 10:30 AM
- At Sunnyside Deli. YUM! 11:17 AM
- It's a boy. Nine pounds, five ounces. So cute! http://twitpic.com/8sab 02:16 PM
- Playing games tonight 06:15 PM
- Second place in wii bowling tournament. Hmac = winner 11:52 PM
- Now playing Apples to Apples. Not sure how "bald eagles" didn't win for "delicious" 12:34 AM
Mike Oz
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Good Company Players rehearsal hall
You could walk right past this storefront studio and never realize what's inside. The space is tucked in the corner of an innocuous strip mall that sits on the curvy part of Wishon Avenue, just south of Olive in the Tower District. (Babylon is at the other end of the building.) The unmarked rehearsal hall is almost invisible from the street. A screen blocks the view from the door. To a shopper walking by on the way to the thrift store a few storefronts down, it's impossible to tell that on the other side of the screen, 25 people are singing and dancing like mad.
Well, that shopper might hear something out of the ordinary.The walls are thin. Next door to the rehearsal hall is a church. At 7 p.m. on Thursdays, the worship service lumbers into gear. On one side of the wall there's the rumble of an organ and the bark of the minister. On the other, a line of actors hunched over like little old ladies singing a song from "The Producers." It's quite a combination.
I've been in this rehearsal space before conducting interviews for advance stories on GCP productions, but on this night, it's in a slightly different capacity. I am in a number from "The Producers" -- at least through the final dress rehearsal.
I AM one of those little old ladies.
As I write in my Sunday Spotlight column introducing this blog series, all those Fresno theater fans out there who are used to me as the dignified critic slouching in the dark may now pop their eyeballs back into their heads.
Donald Munro
Flava Flav's having a block party in Modesto. You jealous, Fresno?Flava Flav's having a block party in Modesto. You jealous, Fresno?
If you were thinking about going to Modesto tonight, be sure to bring your clock necklace and plenty of Yeeeeeeeah Boyeeeees, because Flava Flav is hosting a block party in downtown Mo-Town.
My question is: What exactly happens at a Flava Flav block party? Does everybody run around yelling "911 is a Joke?" Are you women supposed to fight each other on sight? Is it proper to poovyourself? Will Chuck D. be there? Will New York?
Can Fresno catch anything?
Mike Oz
*** 8/23 UPDATE: Barack Obama officially named Joe Biden as his No. 2 on Saturday, thus officially ending the real dream ticket of Obama/Madonna, aka "Obamadonna." ***
8/19: Rumor has it Barack Obama will pick his running mate as soon as Wednesday Thursday Friday grrrr Saturday morning, and John McCain will tap his veep next Friday (the day after ObamaCon).
Well, we here at The Beehive wanna let the candidates know it's not too late to think outside the box (and I'm not talking about Obama/Hagel or McCain/Lieberman).
Here are our recommendations for the next vice president of the United States ...
Will
I see your weird cakes, Donald Munro -- and raise you people jumping around in the streets of the Tower, live on TV.
Mike Oz
I like it when local artists do self-marketing -- it makes my job a lot easier. Marcel Nunis is pretty good at it. Here is his latest video for his one act "Tale End":
First produced at Rogue 2007, "Tale End" has a new cast and it's being produced by Theatre Ventoux, the outfit of former cast member Greg Taber. This is the second performance in two weeks at Full Circle Brewering for the show, which is headed to to the Bay Area for the San Francisco Fringe Festival the first week of September.
Here is this week's promotional poster:
Will
While you wait for Cabo Wabo to finally open.
1. Monkey around at Club Fred. Bay Area ska band Monkey is in Fresno and word is these Monkeys'll have you dancing.
Mike Oz
Welcome to another week of Post No Bills -- The Beehive's weekly gallery of local event fliers and posters.
It's our way of proving every week that anybody who says there's nothing to do in Fresno is either crazy or lazy. So grab your calendar and start making plans. This week, our September selection is starting to look real good. Check it out.
As always, we welcome contributions bands, artists, venues, promoters and regular joes. Send flier links to mosegueda@fresnobee.com.
Mike Oz
The Culture Bucket: Botched batons, Bigfoot and moreThe Culture Bucket: Botched batons, Bigfoot and more
Here's what's caught my eye and ear in recent days:
- I know there's a lot of pressure on U.S. athletes to excel at the Olympics. But both the men and women's 4x100-meter relay teams dropped the freakin' batons?
- To the two guys who conjured up the Bigfoot hoax in Georgia: See, if you really just meant it as a harmless practical joke, money should never -- allegedly -- change hands. You guys would know that 'cause you're a former cop and and a former corrections officer, right?
- I saw "Tropic Thunder," and I still can't [spoiler alert for this link] get Tom Cruise's brutally funny character out of my head ... Please, someone help me!
- I also saw "Mamma Mia!" I somehow forgot how many excruciating songs ABBA put out there. Way too much singing, people. And Pierce Brosnan added to the agony: Shouting a song is not singing.
- I'm still disappointed that the release of "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince" has been kicked from November to July. But Daniel Radcliffe promises MTV.com that it's worth the wait.
- The "Blue Man" from Madera, Paul Karason, was featured on an ABC-TV special this past week as well as on KFSN, Channel 30. I applaud him for handling his uniqueness with grace and bravery.
Felicia Matlosz
Weatherman Kevin Musso offered an emotional farewell to KGPE, Channel 47 watchers on Wednesday night. He said that while he was leaving the CBS affiliate, he would not be leaving the Central San Joaquin Valley.
Musso neglected to say he was staying in the Valley to go to work at KFSN, Channel 30. He has been hired to handle some of the weather duties at he ABC station. KFSN has been short one weather forecaster since Ashlee Tate left the the KFSN news team in hopes of moving to a larger market.
Tracey Watkowski, KFSN news director, says Musso will be on the air in September. Details of the exact days he will be working will be announced later.
Rick Bentley
Proving once again that there is a blog for absolutely everything under the sun, this baby-shower dessert is featured on Cake Wrecks, a site devoted to "when professional cakes go horribly, hilariously wrong."
On the jump: three more of my faves. (Warning: Avoid if you're eating lunch, especially McDonald's french fries.)
Donald Munro
Pete Wentz takes a nice trip, just in time for fall (*snicker*)Pete Wentz takes a nice trip, just in time for fall (*snicker*)
Schadenfreude (n): enjoyment obtained from the troubles of others
Example: The warm and fuzzy feeling I get watching Captain of the Douche Squad, Pete Wentz, fall down in front of a bunch of the paparazzi he and his baby momma, Ashlee Simpson, so desperately court.
[Source: A Socialite's Life]
Heather
OPENINGS: The last Children's Musical Theaterworks production of the summer, "Once Upon a Mattress," pictured above, opens Friday at the Fresno Memorial Auditorium and runs for two weekends. This production is for the 11-to-14 year old crop of actors, and unlike "Sweeney Todd," it's appropriate for all ages. So many kids in that age range wanted to be in the show that CMT has two completely separate casts, 35 each, alternating the show. Normally in a CMT show, the principal roles are alternated, but the ensembles remain the same. I'm curious to hear what audience members (which includes parents, of course) think of the arrangement.
SECOND WEEKEND: "Hamlet" and "Doubt" continue their runs at Woodward Shakespeare Festival and 2nd Space Theatre, respectively. The "Hamlet" review, which is capsulized in Friday's 7 section, is here. (It's generated quite a volume of comments already, including a fascinating one Thursday from the cast member playing Ophelia talking about her character.) The "Doubt" review is here.
Donald Munro
UPDATE: Leavy's funeral is scheduled for 1 p.m. Friday at Cooley Funeral Home. There will be a musical celebration of his life to follow at Hinton Community Center. At the bottom of this post, I added an obituary about Leavy that will be appear in British blues magazine Blues & Rhythm.
ORIGINAL POST: Hosea Leavy, the Fresno musician who called himself the "Grandaddy of the Blues," died this morning. He was 80.
Leavy recently learned he had liver cancer, his good friend Chris Millar said this afternoon. "He didn't know it until it was too late and it had already been spreading," Millar said. "That was over a month ago."
Millar, a plugged-in blues drummer, had helped Leavy gets gigs at blues festivals overseas and right here in California. Leavy was one of the stars of the Fresno blues revue at last year's San Francisco Blues Festival.
Below is a story I wrote about Leavy last year, around the time the Fresno blues community was doing a show in his honor and just before the SF Blues Festival.
[photos by John Walker / The Fresno Bee]
Mike Oz
Fair music mysteries solved -- Demi Lovato and Pepper addedFair music mysteries solved -- Demi Lovato and Pepper added
Two of the remaining spots in The Big Fresno Fair's concert lineup have been filled -- with some Disney star power and a little laid-back island rock.
That's Demi Lovato (3:30 p.m., Oct. 11) and Pepper (Oct. 2), respectively. Tickets for both go on sale at 9 a.m. Friday.
Since we've talked previously about grading the Big Fresno Fair's lineup, do these additions change your mind any? With these two and the previous addition of Randy Travis (Oct. 10), I'm ready to upgrade my B- to a B+.
Just a note on Lovato: Sure, she's not up there with Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers, but you have to remember that those Jonas boys weren't super huge when they got booked for the fair this time last year. Things can change quickly. And right now, she's doing the right thing by touring with Jonas Brothers and getting her face on TV a lot with "Camp Rock." Plus, she's got an album coming out in September. By October she could be huge.
So let's hear it, y'all. What do you think of the fair's concert series?
PREVIOUSLY ON THE BEEHIVE
- Sizing up this year's Big Fresno Fair concert schedule
- A big concert at The Big Fresno Fair? Let's hear some predictions ...
- Warped Tour: Backstage with Pepper
Mike Oz
Kristin Chenoweth, who stands a mere 4-feet-11, always looks fragile. So when she tells me during an interview on the set of "Pushing Daisies" that she was in a really bad bar fight the night before, it just doesn't ring completely true.
But, the actress, who plays Olive Snook on the series, does have a large splint on her left hand. It is not a prop for a scene being shot for an episode of the second season set to start Oct. 1. Chenoweth has really been injured.
She tries to stick to the bar fight story. "You should see the other guy," Chenoweth says as we stand just outside the Pie Hole, the key set for the series. The Emmy-nominated actress and the rest of the cast have shown up at the Warner Bros. Studio lot to meet with television critics in late July.
I press her for the truth. Finally, probably assuming I could crush her by sitting on her, Chenoweth admits the injury happened in a recording studio.
Rick Bentley
Just when you thought wild-haired, tone-deaf, "American Idol" train wreck Sanjaya Malakar had depleted his 15 minutes of fame, it turns out he's still kicking around -- and that you can "Sanjaya-ize" yourself.
There's a Web site that lets you put your face on his body. You get to pick your fave Sanjaya hair style from his incredibly scary run through AI in Season 6, plus accessories and clothes.
Being a smart cookie, I took the face of a fat cat and used that instead. I think the cat came out looking a lot better than Sanjaya ... and the cat's definitely more talented.
But if you want to Sanjaya-ize yourself, here's where to go: sanjaya-ize.com.
P.S. He's also featured in an ad for a national insurance company (which apparently has something to do with the sanjaya-izing), and it's just horrendous. Don't believe me? Take a look for yourself. Don't say I didn't warn you:
Felicia Matlosz
McDonald's may have put me off their fries for a whileMcDonald's may have put me off their fries for a while
And that's a good thing, because those salty sticks of awesomeness are like crack to me. Were like crack to me. Anyone else kind of skeeved out by this ad?
[Source: Gawker]
Heather
I don't really care for Sienna Miller. Supposedly she's an actress, but the reason she's famous is that her ex-boyfriend, Jude Law, cheated on her with his kids' nanny. Since then she's been a tabloid and gossip site mainstay because she enjoys a healthy love life. Very, very healthy, it would seem.
Sienna made news again recently when she was spotted in Italy with married actor Balthazar Getty. She was accused of being a homewrecker (even though Getty claims that he and his wife were separated before he took up with her), and since then she's been followed and harassed by paparazzi.
I don't know what the true story of her relationship with Getty is, nor do I care how many men Sienna Miller has been with. Seeing her house defaced in this way is sickening.
[Photo: Splash]
Heather
Wabo Watch Day 11: Michael Anthony, Sammy and an opening date ... Wabo Watch Day 11: Michael Anthony, Sammy and an opening date ...
Been a while since our last Wabo Watch update -- but today I got some news for all you Sammy Hagar-loving Redheads and Fresno music/nightlife connoisseurs.
Developer Milt Barbis says Fresno Wabo is still on track to open its door next Tuesday, but that Tuesday through Thursday will be private "friends and family" nights.
The public opening will be Friday, Aug. 29 -- something that's been verified by Cabo Wabo corporate.
Here's some other good stuff:
- Barbis says that Sammy Hagar's Van Halen buddy Michael Anthony (now the group's ex bassist) will be in Fresno to play the opening night.
- Barbis also says that the house band from the original Cabo Wabo Cantina in Cabo San Lucas will be at Fresno Wabo for the first month.
- Finally, Barbis says that Hagar himself will make a surprise appearance "within the first three weeks." The date is a secret, though. Sounds like faithful fans might just have to camp out.
I guess I'll just throw a big blanket asterisk out there and say that dates and details have changed in the past -- so just keep that in mind.
Mike Oz
As long as we're being wacky with vice-presidential prospects, you won't want to miss this IM "transcript" of four Democratic vice presidential hopefuls chatting. A sample:
SebeliusBizness: guess that leaves u and meKaineDeeMan: do you really think I have a gopher face?
SebeliusBizness: yup. do u really think I look like John kerry?
KaineDeeMan: ur his clone. but john kerry never got me as hot as I am right now.
(From 236.com via andrewsullivan.com. Warning: NSFW because of language.)
Also featured: an IM chat between Cindy McCain and her "secret half-sister."
And speaking of made-up funny stuff: Maureen Dowd's latest column about John McCain and Hillary Clinton plotting against Obama -- which is getting a lot of play online -- is immensely clickworthy.
Donald Munro
Sam Delaney of the UK's Telegraph has a fascinating story about the increasing pressures that photographers -- even amateur ones -- are under when attempting to take pictures in public spaces. The reason: hyped-up police trying to ferret out terrorists and pedophiles. Even the general public, egged on by the authorities, are quick to turn on citizen photographers. Among the biggest offenders: private security guards, who have very little official authority but who have been known to use their uniforms to bully folks just wanting to take snapshots. Delaney writes:
Across the globe, casual snappers are experiencing similar problems. There's the amateur photographer confronted at a subway station in LA after being told by a misinformed station guard that he was 'breaking the 9/11 Law.' There's the protests taking place in New York against the proposed ban on photography in train stations. There's the Melbourne shopping centre and tourist attraction that banned photography in order to "stop terrorism." There's even a story about a man who was visited at home and interrogated by FBI agents after being spotted taking photographs at the Port of Los Angeles. The Internet is home to a fast-growing, worldwide community of photographers who feel their hobby is being gradually outlawed by an increasingly paranoid society.
Scary stuff. So far, in Fresno, I haven't felt any weirdness when I'm out and about taking photos. Then again, I haven't tried to get any shots of the Friant Dam lately, either.
[Illustration: London Telegraph]
Donald Munro
OK, we'll turn down the Paranoia Meter here and focus on something a lot more fun: like taking photos. Steve Dzerigian of Spectrum Art Gallery writes to tell me that Fresno will be a part of the first "Worldwide Photo Walk," a free event held Saturday Aug. 23 in conjunction with the release of the update of Scott Kelby's "Lightroom Book for Digital Photographers." Photographers from around the world will gather for a two-hour time slot to take pictures in and around their communities. Fresno's designated area is the Tower District. Because of the heat, local organizers picked a 6-8 a.m. time slot.
Melinda Downing of Spectrum is Fresno's Photo Walk leader. She'll pick a winner out of the group who will receive a free copy of the Kelby book, and local photos will be featured online. A grand-prize winner from the day also will be selected. Mostly the event is just a chance to socialize with other photographers and perhaps learn something from each other. (And be part of a plug for a book, but, hey, it's smart marketing, right?) Participation is free, but registration online is required. The event is limited to 50 photographers.
Oh, and by the way, if you aren't a photographer and are up early Saturday in the Tower and a horde of folks with cameras wanders by your house, don't worry. A tour bus didn't get lost on the way to Yosemite.
Donald Munro
There are little warning signs, lets call them red flags, that make critics worry. Cast respected actress Joan Allen in an action movie like "Death Race" and there are some fears about the direction of the movie.
That would be like casting Helen Mirren to be in a goofy action movie like "National Treasure II: Book of Secrets." Oh wait. They did that. Then it would be like casting Dame Judi Dench in a painfully awful film like "The Chronicles of Riddick." Rats, they did that, too.
Let me try a better example of a red flag. Critics begin to worry when a publicist for a new television series says that while the first episode won't be sent to critics to review, that doesn't mean the show isn't good.
RED FLAG! RED FLAG! RED FLAG!
Rick Bentley
Degrees of Fresno: Because you're asleep out thereDegrees of Fresno: Because you're asleep out there
What's going on, Beehive readers? I know we're lacking in the post frequency, but y'all are asleep today. It can't be the heat, because it's kind of nice today. End of summer blues? Back to school burnout? What's got you all hiding out?
Maybe a Degrees of Fresno post will wake you up. Because I was so hard on her earlier, I'll let you guys make it up to Jessica Simpson by reminding her that she at least has some credible work under her giant, Texas-sized belt buckle.
You know what to do. Make me proud.
It's Jessica Simpson vs
Heather
Is there anything sadder than Jessica Simpson's new beer ad?Is there anything sadder than Jessica Simpson's new beer ad?
Jessica Simpson has tried, and failed at, every job in the entertainment industry. She has, however, had some success selling things, such as shoes and fake hair. Now Jessica, embracing her new country persona, is trying to make her fortune on something called Stampede Light beer.
Is the "Be Smart" tagline placed under the slack-jawed, dead-eyed Jessica meant to be ironic? I'm guessing not, as the rest of the ad reads: "I work out and take care of myself. But I also like a cold beer once in a while. That's why I made the smart choice with a smart beer. Stampede Light, it's beer plus."
I was going to end this post with a joke about Jessica's future career in infomercials or on QVC, but apparently she's already done both. There is officially no joke left to be made about Jessica Simpson that life hasn't already made, and this saddens me more than you'll ever know.
Heather
Dave Matthews Band fans are mourning the death of saxophone player LeRoi Moore.
He was a founding member of the popular group. He died Tuesday, from complications after he was injured in an accident with an all-terrain vehicle in late June. He was only 46.
For those who listen to the Dave Matthews Band, Moore was vital to helping amp up its jazzy sounds and vibes. The great thing about the group is that it's built for tours and live performances and improvisation. With them, you don't have to worry about any cookie-cutter, by-the-book, techno-enhanced, lip-syncing fakery that too often passes for entertainment these days.
But now the band will have to carry on without Moore.
Rest in peace, LeRoi.
Felicia Matlosz
OK, OK. What Michael Phelps did in the pool was utterly fantastic. But, I'm starting to get Phelps fatigue. He's everywhere answering the same questions with the same responses. Not to mention my Hive colleague Heather's swooning posting today of Phelps' below-the-neck attributes.
So, in the spirit of equal time and fair play, here are the Olympic moments, so far, that I've found fascinating:
- Dara Torres. She's 41 and a mother. And she's a swimmer, who beat gals twice removed from her decade. (I'd like to see Phelps do that when he's 41.) She's my generation's role model/goddess and deserves all the media love that she gets.
- Liu Xiang (pictured here) is China's version of Michael Jordan or Tiger Woods. He's that big since winning the 2004 Olympic 110-meter hurdles, a huge and historic track-and-field triumph for the Chinese. That leads to a lot of pressure when your home country is hosting the next Olympics. But a lousy Achilles injury prevented him from defending his title, and the drama played out for everyone to see. A whole nation -- 1.3 billion people -- wept.
- Speaking of pressure, does any American athlete feel as lousy as gymnast Alicia Sacramone? Her stumbles in the team competition cost the gymnasts a gold medal and she got robbed of an individual medal. But the attractive Sacramone is getting lots of love on the Internet.
Felicia Matlosz
Whoever Betty Rocker asks is totally the coolest kid in school.
Mike Oz
I don't normally have a chance to see Fresno plays more than one time, especially if they're short runs. But I made an exception for the Children's Musical Theaterworks production of "Sweeney Todd," which closed Saturday night. Why? Because the company uses two different sets of performers in leading roles. I wanted to see the last performances of a couple of cast members I'd missed the first time around.
And when I say last performances, I'm talking about more than just the last "Sweeney Todd." Every summer, a new group of longtime CMT performers "age out" of the program. It's like graduation. To perform in the youth shows, you have be 20 years old or younger.
Were there tears backstage at the last performances? You bet. A graduation wouldn't be complete without them. It's a time when close friends often have to say good-bye as they head off in different directions.
Donald Munro
At the end of last season on "How I Met Your Mother," Ted (Josh Radnor) had decided he was going to ask Stella (Sarah Chalke) to marry him. That's a big deal. If we know who Ted marries then there will be no need for the CBS comedy to continue.
There is a lot of speculation about what will happen. Many fans believe Ted and Stella should be together. That has a lot do with Chalke. She's one of those actresses who just seems to be having a good time when she is at work.
Production of season four started last week on stage 22 at the Fox lot. I was on the set to see the taping of what will be the first scene of the new season. I can tell you that the matter of the proposal is dealt with in that first episode.
And what exactly happened in that scene .....
Rick Bentley
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Is this really what Michael Phelps looks like? I've been staring at his body for two weeks, but apparently my eyes never made it north of his neck.
Hey, magazines that aren't Sports Illustrated: want to sell some issues? Don't cover up the moneymaker with silly necklaces or whatever. You're welcome.
Heather
This is my 1,000th post for FresnoBeehive.com, dating back to Feb. 3, 2006. That's 929 days of talking about music, hitting the town, helping you find things to do, digging up random stuff on the Web and jumping on my soapbox.
Thanks to all who read and comment (4,333 to date) as well as all those at The Bee and The Beehive who have helped along the way.
As I hit this 1K-mark, I'm taking a cue from Public Enemy and releasing my 10 Greatest Misses. These 10 are posts that I thought were going to do a lot better than they actually did:
10. Fresno's Hometown Hottie
A Fresno model/Hooters Girl in a Maxim contest? With a photo no less? Is this not the Internet?
Mike Oz
Patrick Contreras totally hangs out with ruins celebrities' marriagesPatrick Contreras totally hangs out with ruins celebrities' marriages
**UPDATE** Fail. Chris Kattan and his wife, Sunshine Tutt (yes, really), have split up after only 8 weeks of marriage. I'm not saying it's Patrick Contreras's fault, but yeah, it probably is. Never invite a sexy violinist to play your wedding when you know you're going home with Chris Kattan.
Original post:
So, the rumor is true: Fresno's own Patrick Contreras did, indeed, play his violin at the wedding of Chris Kattan and model Sunshine Tutt this weekend in Yosemite Valley. We always knew Patrick was A-list, we just didn't know how A-list.
From the man himself, who had to sign a waiver not to reveal the really good stuff, via email from wherever really amazing violin players spend their time turning the day:
"yeah...there were a CRAPLOAD of A and B listers there... Jimmy Fallon, Will Ferrell, Charlie Sheen...Brook Shields... Stifler's mom (from American Pie)... umm..let's see... some of the cast of "Grey's Anatomy" (McSteamy...I guess that's what girls call him)..the guy who did the movie "The Punisher" (he's married to someone there)... some supermodels were there...and I know there were more... but that's just off the top of my head.. and of course Chris Kattan and his new wife Sunshine....Chris made some great jokes throughout my time there, seemed like a nice guy. I even got into a cool conversation with Sunshine's mom who's really nice! and loves mexican food.. ...yeah, good stuff. This is not the first celeb wedding I've done... but certainly had the most famous people in one place.....it was what it was...kinda cool though..."
And there you have it, folks - plenty of fodder for the next Degrees of Fresno post. Nice going, Patrick!
Previously on the Beehive:
The Beehive spends a Night in the Plaza with Patrick Contreras
Artist You Should Know: Patrick Contreras
Weekend Preview: Patrick Contreras
Heather
Even after seeing this:
But just barely.
Heather
Watching "The Hills" on MTV must be my sick form of self-loathing.
The fourth season of this faux-reality series kicked off Monday night, and I shamefully admit I caught the opening episode. But why? The "characters" are boring or way too whiny (that means you, Spencer Pratt). They can barely speak in complete sentences, possessing the communication skills of fifth-graders. The party scenes are wearing thin. The whole LA thang is wearing thin. (Not to mention that we get about 15 minutes or so of actual show in a commercials-laden 30-minute slot.)
Yet, I watch. And, my sense of taste be damned, there is a glimmer of hope that this season has potential:
- Audrina, who heretofore had the spine of a wet rag, let the insufferable Lo have it verbally in the opening show. You go girl. (She's pictured, at left, in this Jeff Lipsky photo for MTV. The main gal, Lauren Conrad, is on the right. In the middle is gal pal Whitney, trying to do her best Uma Thurman impersonation from "Dangerous Liaisons," the movie.)
- Spencer and his equally narcissistic and vapid puppet, Heidi, continue to dredge up conflict with anything that walks on two feet and has a pulse. This time, it's Spencer hatin' on Heidi's sister.
- Lauren continues to have no clue about dealing with other people.
So, yes, "The Hills" is my vice for the next few weeks. Here's hoping for more fireworks and less shots of Lauren moping around.
Felicia Matlosz
At the end of the Good Company Players production of John Patrick Shanley's "Doubt, a parable," the characters we've just seen come to life on stage -- including the sternly righteous, tree-trunk-solid Sister Aloysius and the charismatic but hard-to-pin-down Father Flynn, who butt up against each other in the mesmerizing face-off that makes this acclaimed play so indelible -- vanish. They're replaced by the actors themselves, who arrange themselves in chairs to chat with the audience members who have chosen to remain for a short talk-back session.
This casual discussion is a fine way to end this intriguing theater experience. The question everyone in the audience has, of course, is a simple one: Did he do it? Is Father Flynn guilty of the sexual abuse that Sister Aloysius is so confident he committed? As the comments flow and the actors muse, it's clear that talking about the show afterward is an essential part of the process. (It's been said that the second act of the play is the discussion that takes place between audience members when they get home.)
But something else emerges from the look back at at the brisk and streamlined "Doubt," which is performed without an intermission. It is more than just a detective story. Sitting there, still reeling, at the end of the play, what we've just witnessed is a moral guessing game.
Donald Munro
I've been accused of being cynical once or twice on the Beehive, but I prefer to see myself as a realist. A cynic would say, "Marriage is just a stop on the way to Divorcetown," but a realist would say, "Sure, get married for funsies, everybody does, but make sure you're prepared for all eventualities."
I bet Phil Collins wishes he had a friend like me.
Collins recently embarked on his third divorce, and is, according to some reports, about to become known for surrendering the biggest ever celebrity divorce payout in British legal history -- $46.38 million. Suck on that, Paul McCartney!
According to the Daily Telegraph, Collins has given up one third of his vast AM radio fortune to his ex-wives, an estimated $84 million.
I have got to get me an aging British rock star. I'm not kidding. Ten Five percent to anyone who makes this happen.
[My thanks to Travis "It's cheaper to keep her" Sheridan for the tip. Seven percent to him if he makes me Phil's number four.]
Heather
My weekend in San Francisco ... with Michael PhelpsMy weekend in San Francisco ... with Michael Phelps
This is not really Michael Phelps. But it was a good weekend to kinda look like the guy, as was evident by the more than a few women (and men) who made reference to the resemblance.
No, this guy is named Crazy Jay, and he lives in San Francisco. I don't know the dude, but he went to college with my buddy Rich, whom I haven't seen since my wedding (Summer 2006). So when Rich, who lives in Cleveland, took a few vacation days to see San Francisco, I got an offer to crash with Jay, who apparently lives in a cooler city than me. (Those are Rich's words.)
Here are some photos:
Will
If there's one city that I could visit over and over, it's London. Just ask my husband, or my friends. It's a lifelong obsession and, this month, my hubby indulged my wish to go there for vacation. This despite the lousy exchange rate -- it's $2 to the pound, folks. It's like having the wizard Harry Potter watch your wallet: Money goes in and then disappears.
But the great thing about London is that so many of its wonderful museums offer free admission (you do pay for special exhibitions, however). These include some of the finest, most prestigious museums on the planet, such as the British Museum, the National Gallery, Tate Britain, Tate Modern, and Victoria and Albert.
Each can be an overwhelming experience. If you try to take in, say, the British Museum, in a single visit, you're likely to forget much of what you see and succumb to exhaustion.
Don't get me wrong. I'm not saying skip these institutions because they are so worth your time. But I'm becoming a firm believer in mixing in the enjoyment of a smaller venue -- which is accessible and slower-paced -- that showcases an impressive collection. The Courtauld Gallery is a prime example of what I would recommend.
Felicia Matlosz
Warner Bros. may have figured out a way to stop getting negative film reviews. But if the company's plan works, the studio will stop getting any positive reviews. There won't be any reviews at all.
A small white box arrived earlier today from the movie studio. On it, printed in huge orange letters is the word "URGENT! There is also a note to "Open Immediately." The only other writing, besides my address is a Web site for the film "Yes Man."
So I opened it.
Rick Bentley
Sure, Olympic wonder boy Michael Phelps has it all right now: money, fame, the unbridled lust of several Beehive bloggers. But he's only 23, and presumably, he's got a long life ahead of him. Reaching the pinnacle of your existence at such a young age can be a curse, even if you are swimming in dough and adulation.
We understand he plans to take a couple months away from the pool, pondering the future. We're here to help. Michael, if you're out there reading, consider these career moves:
Actor. Someone around here (OK, it was me) suggested that you'd be perfect for the lead if Disney ever decides to do a Broadway production of "Dumbo." (Seriously, have you looked at those ears?) But that would be mean -- and besides, we're no day at the beach ourselves. When Hollywood gets around to making the sequel to "Superbad" ("Superbadder," anyone?), you could be McLovin's stunt double. They're going to need someone for all the water scenes. Sequels always have expensive water scenes. The real payoff will come a couple years later, when they remake the Kevin Costner flop "Waterworld" with you in the starring role. Is that Oscar bait I smell?
Don Mayhew
It's always a jarring thing to adjust from the pleasures of vacation to life back at The Bee. But I can count on those only-in-Fresno stories to swiftly re-root me in reality ... like this one about a "shotgun" wedding from my colleague Doug Hoagland that ran in today's Bee.
Instead of an engagement ring, Charity Purvis (pictured here with her groom, Ian Whitney) wanted a Remington 700 Classic Deluxe, in .243 caliber. She said "it was a better symbol of commitment than a ring." Curious, I checked it out on the Internet. Man, that thing looks intimidating. I'm speechless. Just speechless.
Call me old-fashioned, but I cherish the ring that my hubby gave me for our engagement. Still, Charity's choice -- and I'm not being judgmental about her rifle -- made me wonder if any women out there ever requested something different to signify their engagements? Or know of someone else's story?
Happiness, as they say, is in the eye of the beholder.
Felicia Matlosz
The Mike Oz Monday Muxtape 8track: Gold Medal MotivationThe Mike Oz Monday Muxtape 8track: Gold Medal Motivation
UPDATE: With Muxtape shut down I moved the mix to 8tracks.com. I had to cut a few tracks, but it's still gold-medal ready. Listen here.
I found myself watching Michael Phelps' Olympic gold rush and wondering "What's he got playing in that iPod of his?" I'm not the only one. Except for when he mentioned listening to Lil Wayne's "I'm Me" on "The Today Show," I haven't been able to find any list of what Phelps was listening to this year. In the past, he's said he listens to Young Jeezy.
So I set out on this Monday to make a Muxtape of "What Michael Phelps might have been listening to ..." It starts with Weezy and Jeezy and continues with a bunch of hip-hop songs that could have hyped up Phelps' gold medal quest. And since it's 12 hip-hop songs, the language is very NSFW.
Mike Oz
A wedding, a drug bust, a break up and Big Foot: It's gossip!A wedding, a drug bust, a break up and Big Foot: It's gossip!
Some noteworthy gossip stories from the land of fake mythical monsters. Oh, and a story about Big Foot, too.
The Good:
DE-LOVELY: Ellen DeGeneres and Portia De Rossi (wearing one of the most gorgeous wedding gowns I've seen in recent memory) made it official Saturday with a small wedding ceremony at their home in Los Angeles. [People]
HOT GUYS DOING SWEET THINGS: Johnny Depp, Colin Farrell and Jude Law all took over for Heath Ledger when he unexpectedly died, leaving his role in the upcoming The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus unfinished. All three actors have since decided to donate their salaries to Heath's daughter, Mathilda, because being crazy good-looking and talented just isn't enough sometimes. [Celebitchy]
Heather
Ernest Borgnine confirms what you've been hoping for yearsErnest Borgnine confirms what you've been hoping for years
Ernest Borgnine is an actor. Ernest Borgnine is 91 years old. Ernest Borgnine has probably not done a live television interview in two or three decades:
And with that, Ernest Borgnine has now become the most popular guy on the Internets, not that he has the time to Google himself, as he is clearly too busy... um, googling himself.
Heather
Where's Felicia? How come Will won't answer my emails?Where's Felicia? How come Will won't answer my emails?
Hey Beehive Readers,
We've gotten some comments lately asking why Felicia, after finally getting her lovely face attached to her posts, isn't blogging anymore, and why, after three days, Will won't return emails.
The answer is simple: They're on vacation.
They'll be back, but in the meantime you'll make do with Donald, Rick, Mike Oz and me and you'll learn to like it.
Heather
The setting: Late-night Saturday at BJ's Restaurant and Brewhouse restaurant at Fashion Fair, where the TV sets never rest and the enormous, piping-hot chocolate-chunk "Pizookies" served in mini-pizza pans are so addictive that they've been known to entice secret agents into changing sides. (This BJ's must be distinguished from Fresno's own BJ's Kountry Kitchen, the decadent breakfast establishment -- motto: "would you like six or 15 pieces of bacon with your eggs?" -- that might as well set up intravenous feeds at the tables and inject lard directly into its patrons' veins.)
The scene: Michael Phelps' historic attempt at an eighth Olympic gold medal at the Beijing games.
The logistics: One of the amazing things about BJ's is the fact that big-screen TV sets are visible on all sides of the restaurant. This means that each member of a party of four sitting at a square table, say, can gaze directly ahead to see the wall-mounted TV without having to shift his or her head. It also sets up the somewhat disconcerting situation that people tend to stare past those sitting across from them, creating the sensation that folks are eating in a daze. It's like mealtime at a psychiatric facility after everyone's taken their meds.
The moment: Phelps and his American team competing in the 4x100-meter medley relay team . Even though the sound is down, every eye in the place seems glued to the various screens.
The win: The Americans get the gold, and the whole place erupts in a cheer. Phelps smiles. Pizookie eaters smile. It's a smiling moment, yes, that brings a whole bunch of people together. Yet we don't really smile at one another, because we're all looking different ways. Then, finally, as what Phelps has accomplished sinks in, we wrench our collectives eyes from those collective screens on the wall and do the holler-whoop thing. He did it. Michael Phelps got us to look away from the TV.
[Photo: New York Times]
Donald Munro
Remember when we gave you Chuck Dimes' "Milk Money" as our download of the week and talked about his upcoming music video? Well here's the video, filmed at Club Fred, Sugar Hill and Redwave Tattoo. Warning: Language NSFW.
Props to director Punit Dhesi of Anti Laboratories, who also did the most recent Fashawn video.
Mike Oz
While you work on growing that porn 'stache.
1. Go see the Phillie Phanatic, who is in Fresno for a mascot match-up with the Grizzlies' own Parker on Saturday night. For more on this showdown, check out a tale of the tape and interviews over at milb.com.
Mike Oz
Arlene Schulman, the articulate and industrious director of Woodward Shakespeare Festival's vibrant new production of "Hamlet," has compared the play to a "caged leopard" that paces and searches, ready to leap given the slightest opportunity. That's a perfect way to describe Hamlet himself. The title character is portrayed with a prowling, lithe, snarling obsessiveness by Adam Meredith.
This is not Hamlet as grand protagonist. He is not the embodiment of all that is noble. He does not exude the stage-dominating gravitas that we often associate with the great men who tackle this great role. This Hamlet is brash, petulant and a bit of a whiner. He is tousled and desperate, grasping at straws, fidgeting with excess energy. He is a man bent upon seeking revenge, yes, but he is also a showman -- preoccupied with the artifice and allure of the stage -- who relishes the thrill of the chase. I can imagine that he's always been a little "off" socially, even before he learned of the death of his father. He might be in line to be king, but I don't think he'd ever get elected student body president at Clovis West High School.
Meredith is fierce and compelling. He's just one of the reasons that I really, really like this "Hamlet."
Donald Munro
Welcome to another week of Post No Bills -- The Beehive's weekly gallery of local event fliers and posters.
It's our way of proving every week that anybody who says there's nothing to do in Fresno is either crazy or lazy. So grab your calendar and start making plans. This week, we opened up a section for September events and got our first 2009 flier.
As always, we welcome contributions bands, artists, venues, promoters and regular joes. Send flier links to mosegueda@fresnobee.com.
Mike Oz
There's been some talk recently on the Beehive praising former Olympic gold medal swimmer Mark Spitz and his amazing, porntastic mustache.
It's a good effort, certainly, and a man with a mustache wearing a Speedo will always look like he should be lounging around on shag carpet near a hot tub in a wood-paneled rec room.
However, I would like to submit to you a new contender for king of the pornerrific 'stache throne. Ladies and gentlemen, for your consideration, Mr. Robert Downey Jr:
Why the mustache? Why the hell not?
[Source: Dlisted]
Heather
To prove that I'm an equal opportunity radio station hater, I let Q97 have it a little bit in my column today. The column was more about bad nightclub ads and promotions than bad radio. Just so nobody gets its twisted, though, I do think Q97 is garbage. For these reasons, among others:
- As annoying as the club ads are the commercials Q97 plays just about every commercial break for its morning show's prank calls. First, prank calls? Still? Really? Second, they're not even funny prank calls. Third, yeah I get it, Q97, you have a crappy morning show piped in from Portland that does crappy prank calls every hour. You don't have to tell me every 20 minutes.
- What's worse than B95 playing Katy Perry and calling it new music? Q97 playing it two weeks later and calling it new music.
- To my ears, Q97 nighttime on-air dude "Your Homeboi Dub" is the most annoying jock on local radio. He does this thing where he tries to talk really street, but it comes off whiny and contrived. Then he does the slow jams show and changes into this voice that sounds like a 15-year-old talking to his girlfriend on the phone. Not good stuff.
- Last night, I heard Q97 play Young Jeezy's "Put On" remix with Jay-Z -- which is about three weeks old -- and call it an "exclusive." Yo Q97, there's a new Kanye-produced Jay-Z track that came out this week. So you might want to start "exclusively" playing that in two weeks.
Mike Oz
In Friday's 7 section I have an interview with Arlene Schulman, director of the new Woodward Shakespeare Festival production of "Hamlet." Here's a continuation of the interview:
How did you hook up with Woodward Shakespeare Festival?
I love Shakespeare and directing his plays is always a first priority for me. As a professional director living and working in the NJ/NYC area, I regularly check the casting calls online for potential job opportunities. I saw Woodward Shakespeare Festival's notice on Playbill Online looking for directors for their upcoming 2008 season. Since they were looking for a director for "Hamlet" and I was looking for a company that would be open to exploring the somewhat innovative directorial concept for "Hamlet" that is the basis of my MA dissertation I responded to their ad and sent in a precis for my concept. They were intrigued and enthusiastic, and thus it began ...
Donald Munro
DeShawn Stevenson: Continuing to make Fresno proudDeShawn Stevenson: Continuing to make Fresno proud
Remember when Fresno-bred NBA'er DeShawn Stevenson was in a scuffle at Buchanan High School the night he was drafted by the Utah Jazz? Fresno was proud then. Remember when Stevenson incurred the rhyming wrath of Jay-Z, because of that little feud between DeShawn and Hov's man LeBron James? We Fresnans were proud then too.
But today DeShawn has made us even more proud. I present to you: A YouTube video of DeShawn Stevenson, a 27-year-old with a $15-million-dollar contract, lip-synching to Usher's "Love in this Club" in what appears to be a 12-year-old's bedroom.
Yeah! Where you at, LeBron? Beijing?!? Trying to win a gold medal?!? Oh ... yeah, well that's cool too, we suppose.
Mike Oz
The wait for the next Harry Potter film has gotten longerThe wait for the next Harry Potter film has gotten longer
It looks like you won't have to get in line in late October or early November just to be one of the first to see the next "Harry Potter" movie. Those evil trolls at Warner Bros. have decided to bump the opening from Nov. 21 to July 17, 2009.
That means eight more months to wait to see "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince."
The reason for the delay, says studio executives, is that the "Harry Potter" films attract large crowds in the summer. Have the studio executives never gone to a movie theater? "Harry Potter" films draw a crowd whenever they open.
Rick Bentley
This is why bloggers stay inside with the blinds closedThis is why bloggers stay inside with the blinds closed
This is the most hardcore thing I've seen all day. Watch as this reporter gets grazed by a stray bullet in Georgia, then straps on a vest and grabs the microphone again.
Heather
You've gotta love the New York Times: upright institution of high culture, but just dying to get down into the trenches and scream about sex and salaciousness. How does the Times manage to cover the hot topic of hot bodies in the Olympics? By combining a prurient "I like to watch" theme with a scholarly, measured, academic appraisal of just why it is that humans love to gaze longingly at lithe, toned bodies. Writer Guy Trebay manages to work in references as disparate as the ancient Greeks, 4th Century Sicily, a young Cassius Clay and Madonna. He notes that the infatuation with Michael Phelps-style bodies (shown above, ahem, from below) is nothing new:
What the Games also frankly accommodate is a taste for the spectacle of straining young bodies, an appeal that was not lost on the ancients. The crowds at the early Games, according to the historian Nigel Spivey, were as excited by the "boys with slim waists, broad shoulders, neatly proud buttocks and springy thighs" as they were by the lofty ideal of the Games.
And, yes, I'm also sucking up just a little to new editor Kathy, who was just waiting for another pic of Phelps.
[Photo: New York Times]
Donald Munro
OPENINGS: Two Fresno-area plays open Thursday night:
- Woodward Shakespeare Festival's "Hamlet" kicks off a four-weekend run with a new production directed by Arlene Schulman. I have an interview with Schulman in Friday's 7 section. The New Jersey-based director has a fresh take on this classic play: She's particularly interested in the depiction of the major women characters, Gertrude and Ophelia, and their relationship to the story.
- Good Company Players opens "Doubt," which continues through Oct. 12 at the 2nd Space Theatre. John Patrick Shanley's play about the collision between a formidale nun and a new priest sent to her parish parochial school was a recent favorite on Broadway. (Mike Oldham, who plays Father Flynn, is pictured at right.)
DON'T FORGET: Children's Musical Theaterworks' accomplished production of "Sweeney Todd" at the Fresno Memorial Auditorium continues for just four more performances. From what I understand, the "Fleet Street cast" (with Joey Giudici, Terra Greer and Kelly Sanchez in the leading roles) performs 7:30 p.m. Thursday and 2 p.m. Saturday. The "Pie Shop cast" (with Chase Stubblefield, Caitlin Stevenson and Daniel Rodriguez) performs 7:30 p.m. Friday and Saturday.
AND: You only have a few days left to see GCP alum Andrea Chamberlain star in "The Drowsy Chaperone" at the Orpheum Theatre in San Francisco. You can read my interview with her here.
Donald Munro
You've been warned. This post is nothing but Katy Perry photos and videos from Wednesday's Vans Warped Tour at Save Mart Center. So Perry lovers, come on in. Haters, keep on hatin' -- that's why we have a comments section.
It's worth noting, that's Perry's "I Kissed A Girl" finally fell out of the No. 1 Billboard spot on Wednesday, after being perched there for seven weeks.
Mike Oz
So what's the deal with this sign I've been seeing around town lately?
We're number one when it comes to agriculture production; looks like we might be number one in all areas of seed spreading.
Heather
For this year's Vans Warped Tour, I navigated the madness with a notepad and a video camera, taking you guys from backstage to the front row. You can see my 27 videos on FresnoBee.com. My five Warped Tour highlights were in Today's Bee. And here's a gallery of Mark Crosse's photos.
Thursday update: The last of my Warped Tour videos just went up on the video page. Those include performances from Katy Perry as well as a variety of stuff from the Denny's afterparty, like this spontaneous dance circle featuring members of 3OH!3 and All Time Low:
Mike Oz
If you were looking for the Warped fashion trends of '08, this girl pretty much sums it up: Bright neon on the T-shirt and super-short gym shorts. Colorful sunglasses would have sent her over the top. Those were out en masse, too.
I set forth, though, on a mission to find some of the more individual Warped Tour fashion statements. My findings are below.
Mike Oz
Jennifer Love Hewitt okay with looking vain and pathetic; not okay with looking fatJennifer Love Hewitt okay with looking vain and pathetic; not okay with looking fat
Remember when Jennifer Love Hewitt was the recipient of some unwanted attention after unflattering pictures of the actress Hanes commercial spokesperson surfaced on the Internet? People called her fat, which elicited the following "You go, girl" response from Hewitt:
I've sat by in silence for a long time now about the way women's bodies are constantly scrutinized. To set the record straight, I'm not upset for me, but for all of the girls out there that are struggling with their body image. A size 2 is not fat! Nor will it ever be. And being a size 0 doesn't make you beautiful. What I should be doing is celebrating some of the best days of my life and my engagement to the man of my dreams, instead of having to deal with photographers taking invasive pictures from bad angles. I know what I look like, and so do my friends and family. And like all women out there should, I love my body. To all girls with butts, boobs, hips and a waist, put on a bikini - put it on and stay strong.
Good for her, right? Let's check in on Jennifer Love Hewitt eight months later, shall we?
Heather
Holy Harry Potter -- I can see you, but you can't see meHoly Harry Potter -- I can see you, but you can't see me
Scientists are close to developing a real life invisibility cloak, an item Harry Potter fans will recognize immediately. Per the AP:
People can see objects because they scatter the light that strikes them, reflecting some of it back to the eye. Cloaking uses materials, known as metamaterials, to deflect radar, light or other waves around an object, like water flowing around a smooth rock in a stream.Metamaterials are mixtures of metal and circuit board materials such as ceramic, Teflon or fiber composite. They are designed to bend visible light in a way that ordinary materials don't. Scientists are trying to use them to bend light around objects so they don't create reflections or shadows.
I only skimmed the article, so I don't really understand the science of it all, but whatever. I want one for Christmas.
The day scientists create actual working wands, your ass better be on lookout, because I will be Avada Kedavra-ing up and down Shaw Avenue. Magic rules!
Heather
Today I co-wrote my 800th post and got my 3000th comment since I began blogging for the Fresno Beehive on November 12, 2006. Big day for HMac.
Special thanks to frequent Beehive commenter Michael who gave me my 3000th comment, and who gets a giant Beehive kiss from me (umm... sorry for the crazy Mary-Kate Olsen impression. It looks better in person, I hope):
Thanks to everyone who reads and comments, and everyone who reads but does not comment.
Heather
Checking in with the star of 'The Drowsy Chaperone'Checking in with the star of 'The Drowsy Chaperone'
I still run into people who aren't all that interested in Good Company Players productions " 'cause it's just dinner theater." You'd think that with all the ink (and air time!) devoted over the years to the success of Audra McDonald, Sharon Leal, Heidi Blickenstaff and the dozens of other GCP alums who have gone on to distinguished theater careers that folks would be a little more cognizant of what a great training ground this local company is.
Some things never change.
But that's an even better excuse to celebrate Andrea Chamberlain, a Roosevelt grad and GCP standout. Not only did she understudy the lead role of "The Drowsy Chaperone" on Broadway, she nabbed the part for herself on the national tour. She's appearing in the show in San Francisco at the Orpheum Theatre through Sunday Aug. 17. We caught up with her for an email interview.
Question: What's the most challenging part of playing this role on a daily basis?
Stamina. Both vocal and physical. It is pretty demanding on both fronts. I am doing splits, cartwheels and high kicks in SHOW OFF as well as holding long high notes =). Over time, you build up those muscles(both vocally and physically) but there are definitely days where my body hurts or my voice is a little tired. Especially with all of the travelling that we do.
Donald Munro
I'm tired of these fake Olympics from 15 hours in the futureI'm tired of these fake Olympics from 15 hours in the future
Our Opinion Talk blog tackled some of the issues that came out yesterday:
- Such as the cinematic device used for the helicopter shot of fireworks that looked like footprints as part of the Opening Ceremonies.
- And the huge shocker that the cutest Chinese girl in all the land didn't have that great of a voice -- turns out some not-so cute little Chinese girl actually recorded the song.
Then I read reports about counterfeit tickets and merchandise. But the topper for me wasn't the midgame lollygagging by the U.S. men's basketball team during the Angola match, but what I saw last night.
Haven't caught too much of the coverage since Friday's artistic masterpiece that was the unbelievable opening ceremonies. But I heard that Michael Phelps was gonna be swimming two gold-medal events -- LIVE from Beijing! -- during NBC's primetime coverage Tuesday night. In fact, throughout the multi-hour block of Olympic programming, there was an NBC logo (with the little Olympic rings and the peacock) that said "Live" to the left of it.
Well, I got news for NBC -- it wasn't live when I watched it.
Will
This year's telecast of the "Primetime Emmy Awards" on Sept. 21 will feature a salute to famous television catch phrases. It is in honor of the 60th anniversary of the awards show.
That means you can count on hearing such tidbits as "Live long and prosper," "Up your nose with a rubber hose," "Dyn-o-mite!" and "Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!"
The TVLand cable channel Web site lists the top 100 TV quotes and catch phrases. Apparently the cable channel voters counted anything said on television. The top 10 include:
1. "Here's Johnny!" Ed McMahon, "The Tonight Show"
2. "One small step for man ..." Neil Armstrong
3. "You're fired!" Donald Trump, "The Apprentice"
4. "Baby, you're the greatest" Ralph Kramden
5. "Ask not what your country can do for you ..." John F. Kennedy
6. "D'oh!" Homer Simpson
7. "Where's the beef?" Wendy's ad
8. "Whatchoo talkin, 'bout, Willis?" Arnold Drummond, "Diff'rent Strokes"
9. ""Yabba dabba do!" Fred Flintstone
10. "I'm not a crook ..." Richard Nixon
There have been some lines of television dialogue cut from scripts (wink, wink) that might have made the list.
Rick Bentley
Britney Spears is on the mend, and that's a good thing, but can someone sit her down and explain the difference between being in on the joke and just plain being the joke ?
I mean, Cheetos? Sodas for the kids? I get that she was sleepwalking through most of 2007, but someone needs to sit this poor girl down in front of a computer and have her Google herself.
[Source: Mollygood]
Heather
A Cuero, Texas, deputy-in-training has caught on video a suspicious creature running from his patrol car, and is now claiming it's evidence of the legendary goat-sucker, the chupacabra.
Is the video real? And I don't mean, is it really a chupacabra, because it's clearly a pig. What I mean is, when everyone and his mom is eyeing viral videos and viral marketing as a means to stir up interest in his company or product, how can we tell which are the real videos and which aren't? Remember when we all thought that office freakout video was real, and it turned out to be a promotion for the movie "Wanted"?
Maybe it doesn't matter. Something doesn't have to be real to be funny, I suppose, and for the moment I'm enjoying the idea of law enforcement officers in Texas running around, Wile E. Coyote-style, trying to catch a chupacabra.
Heather
Beehive Obsessions Vol. 3: now with 67% more nudityBeehive Obsessions Vol. 3: now with 67% more nudity
You know how it is when you find something you love and instantly you want everyone you know to love it, too? Here is a list of things the Beehive is into at this very moment. We invite you to share your obsession in the comments.
Note: The Beehive welcomes aboard its new editor, Kathy Mahan, whose obsession gave us a reason to post the hot picture of Michael Phelps seen at right. She fits right in, no?
Editor Kathy: "I'm obsessed with the Twilight saga. Fans are really sounding off about Book 4, Breaking Dawn. Apparently some fans are peeved about the twists and are letting loose with ugly reviews. Author Stephenie Meyer responded and is sticking by her story. Now that I've finished reading the books, I'll have to focus on the movie's fab Robert Pattinson.
"My other obsession this week: The Olympics. But not just the games -- those hot bodies. Have you checked out the abs on swimmers Michael Phelps and Dara Torres? Amazing!"
Will: "It's football season, so right now I'm obsessed with following my Bucs' preseason games on the NFL Network. Usually that would be enough to get my sports fix until regular season starts, but for the first time baseball is wedging its way into my late summer/early fall TV watching. That's right, my Rays (and if they keep winning, I'll call them whatever they wanna be called -- Devil Rays, Angel Rays, X-Rays) are still shining atop the AL East standings, and making a real threat at a playoff run with the second-best record in all of baseball. It's all sports, all the time, at my house -- and with my alma mater ranked just above Fresno State in the preseason polls, it'll be a college football season to pay attention to, as well."
Heather
One part of my interview with Katy Perry that didn't make it into print was about which girl on the Vans Warped Tour -- going on today at Save Mart Center, y'all -- she would kiss. Her answer? Paige Wood.
Of course, I immediately Googled Wood -- that'swhatshesaid! -- to see what she was all about. I liked what I heard on her MySpace, especially "Carmelite" and "Stereo."
It's very un-Warped Tour. She's a singer/songwriter with a retro vibe and a bit of a sultry jazzy touch. And I guess I could see why Katy would kiss her. I'll try to check her out in person today.
Other Warped acts getting a nod from Perry -- not for kissability, just for putting on a good show -- included Automatic Loveletter, We The Kings, Oreskaband, 3OH!3 and Cobra Starship.
Which acts are you looking forward to seeing today?
Mike Oz
Say what you want about Kanye, but the guy makes interesting videos. Here's his Olympics and Crank Yankers-inspired video for "Champion." Warning: Language NSFW.
I haven't decided if I think it's cool or totally lame.
Mike Oz
UPDATE: Developer Milt Barbis told me this afternoon that Cabo Wabo would "open for sure" on Aug. 26.
ORIGINAL POST: "Two more weeks" was the response I got this morning, as I wandered around the front of the Cabo Wabo Cantina at Granite Park. Any set of eyes would know it's not ready to open today, as was previously announced, but at least Sammy Hagar's restaurant/nightclub/bar is getting closer.
Work was being done today on the front patio, the entrance to the restaurant and the floors on the inside. I wasn't able to go inside, but I peeked in through the doors and snapped some pictures, including a couple shots of the stage.
Mike Oz
The cast of "Tropic Thunder" broke one major Hollywood rule: never act with children or animals. You can never tell what either is going to do. Actors become an afterthought. Talk to anyone who has been on a set with a dog, cat, baby, chimp or horse and they will tell you about turning in Oscar-worthy performances in a scene only to discover the baby was staring into the camera or an animal had made the kind of mess "America's Funniest Home Video" viewers love.
That rule was shattered in "Tropic Thunder." The cast had to work with a water buffalo. To make matters even worse, no one knew the water buffalo was very, very pregnant.
Rick Bentley
UPDATE 8/13: CNN did a good report explaining the R-word campaign:
Go to fresnobee.com to take our poll on this topic.
8/12: I was sold when I heard Robert Downey Jr. say the line "I'm the dude playing the dude disguised as another dude." But now that the American Association of People with Disabilities is upset because the film uses the term "retard," I wanna see it even more.
Apparently, the group's president, Andrew J. Imparato, told the Associated Press that the movie is "tasteless" and "offensive start to finish."
"Tasteless" AND "offensive start to finish"??? Oh, I am so there.
Will
If you saw "Forgetting Sarah Marshall," you know who Russell Brand is. If you didn't, you're going to be very lost watching the MTV Video Music Awards September 7th, as Brand is hosting.
Of course you remember last year's VMAs, at which a certain Ms. Britney Jean Spears embarrassed her family with a lackluster (I'm being kind; it's this new thing I'm trying) performance.
This year, Britney is back bitch, and she and Russell Brand are moving on and ignoring the elephant in the room. The following promo is hilarious, mostly because, for once, Britney is the one looking uncomfortable. Watch as she slyly tries to scoot away from Brand -- a vast improvement as, mere months ago, it most likely would have been the other way around.
Heather
This is what searching "fresno" on YouTube gets you ...
I have no idea who this guy is. If anyone knows him (his YouTube account name is "ChesterDickasen"), please give him my email (walbritton@fresnobee.com). I totally wanna hang with him.
Here is this dude at a local skate park:
But wait ... there's more. Really. I don't recommend investing the full-time allotment to these videos. But while he could use an editor, I like his style -- and, he is as good a local example that I've found of why YouTube was really invented.
Here's him teaching driving school:
Will
I'm a little late in flipping though last month's Pottery Barn catalog, but since I can't afford anything in there anyway, it doesn't matter much.
Can't afford anything but the item seen at right, that is; an item I'm sure will interest the Fresno State fan/home pub owner. Oh, that's right -- it's a cast iron, wall-mounted Bulldog bottle opener.
At $12, it's quite possibly the least expensive thing I've ever seen in the P.B. catalog, and, if you ask me, quite a deal. Right, Fresno State baseball fans?
Details and ordering information found here.
Heather
Scoopy, the Beehive's lovable mascot, used the sunny weekend to go back to his roots in the animal kingdom. Gas prices are hurting even Scoopy. He couldn't make it out to the beach like he wanted. So, instead, he went to Chaffee Zoo.
He sent us these pictures.
Mike Oz
It doesn't matter if you are conservative, liberal, moderate, apathetic or politically asleep, the best thing about talk radio is when you have the chance to listen to a variety of opinions. That has not been the case in recent years as local talk juggernaut KMJ, AM 580, has been the only source here for talk. And the station offers a conservative point of view.
That will change Sept. 2. There will be a new talk radio station in Fresno and it is going to offer some very different views.
John and Katrina Ostlund have purchased KYNO, AM 1300. Ostlund, who currently owns and operates KJWL, FM 99.2, plans to drop the Spanish-language Catholic format and go to a talk/news format. As he puts it, the station ranks 32nd out of 32 radio stations. The only way to go is up.
And Ostlund is calling on some big names to help him correct the station's ratings woes.
Rick Bentley
I cheerfully admit that I know next to nothing about the MTV series "The Hills" other than it is the most gawdawful acted show on TV -- I tried to watch an episode once and thought I'd stumbled into someone reading the minutes from a planning commission meeting -- but I do have a tiny local angle to pass on. Jervy Smith, my optometrist, reports that his son, Alex Smith, Clovis West '03, is in the season 4 trailer for "The Hills" and has a bit part in the show. Jervy writes:
Alex is supposed to cuddle up to Whitney Port, although she may have found another flame in which case his appearances will be short lived. But at least Alex made the first 20 seconds of the nationally televised trailer.
Donald Munro
Metallica is due in Fresno on Dec. 13, according to a list of 2008/2009 tour dates the band released on its Web site.
Metallica -- which is releasing "Death Magnetic" on Sept. 12 -- is saying it will perform at the Save Mart Center. The arena hasn't announced the date yet, so expect more details on ticket prices and on-sale dates in the coming weeks.
Says Metallica on its site:
Met Clubbers and Mission Metallica Platinum members will have first crack at 'em when tickets go on sale . . . dates, times and in general more on that later. But for now, we thought we would let you know where we'll be for the next couple of months . . .
Oh, and the Fresno date is on a Saturday too. You guys really must have been on the nice-list this year.
Mike Oz
Does this look like a place that's supposed to open tomorrow?
We'll check back with Fresno Wabo on Tuesday, continuing our round-the-blog coverage of whether Fresno Wabo will indeed be ready to serve up tequila shots and butt rock.
Mike Oz
Got some money lying around? Want to start a wildly successful local business? Here's an idea: Cupcakes served in ice cream cones.
I hear there's some space opening up at Marks and Herndon soon. Get on it, Fresno. You can thank me later with a lifetime supply of conecakes.
Heather
Fres-Know: Raise your hand if you're a maniac for meatFres-Know: Raise your hand if you're a maniac for meat
It's all the local news and stuff from the blogosphere that you need to Fres-Know:
DON'T TELL PETA: Local dog Kaze, a top contender in Alpo's nationwide search to find the biggest meat maniac in America, needs your votes. He's got tough competition, as apparently Jessica Simpson is entered in that contest, as well. [Alpo Real Moments]
DON'T TELL PETA, PT. 2: Ruth's Chris, an upscale steakhouse competing with Flemings and Sizzler, opens today at River Park. Wait -- Sizzler? Really? [Fresno Bee Business Blog]
Bash MASH BROTHERS: Blogger and Swede master Brodiemash meets Jose Canseco at Club One Casino; resists the urge to say "I'm totally juiced to meet you." [The Dumb Are Mostly Intrigued By the Drum]
TIMMEHHH: Fresno icon Timmy T reads local blogs and is sad when teh people talk teh s*** about him, so be nice -- we can't keep pinning all our hopes on Federline. [estewartartist]
SAVE HIP HOP: Politically conscious New York group Readnex is literally stranded in Fresno and needs help (read: $$) continuing their tour. [The Fresnan]
FRENCH FOR "BOOBS": The difference between burlesque and stripping? Burlesque is art. [Troismois possibly NSFW]
MORE BOOBS: Another Victoria's Secret is opening in Fresno, this one at River Park. Voice of experience: Don't try on sexy lingerie after gorging on steak and baked potatoes at Ruth's Chris. [Fresno Bee Business Blog]
Heather
If someone replaced the leader of our country's head with that of Homer Simpson, would anyone notice? Don't answer that.
A shopkeeper in Spain was surprised to find in his till a one euro coin bearing Homer's likeness instead of Spanish King Juan Carlos. The shopkeeper has since received an offer of 20 euros for the defaced coin.
Someone better tell this man about eBay quick. If some yahoo can get $500 for a sandwich Britney Spears once gnawed on, this guy surely could get more than $30 for what is a glorious piece of art, no?
Heather
Two big entertainment deaths this weekend: soul singer Issac Hayes died today at 65 and comedian Bernie Mac died Saturday at 50.
Shout-out to Hayes for giving us the timeless "Shaft" theme and Chef on South Park. Shout-out to Mac for -- warning, links HELLA NSFW -- giving us such great characters as the black-hating cop in "Don't Be a Menace ..." and Uncle Vester in "House Party 3." Yeah, they both did a lot more, but those are my favorites.

Both Mac and Hayes are in the upcoming "Soul Men" movie with Samuel L. Jackson. If I'm Samuel L. Jackson, I'm being as careful as I possibly can the next couple days. And Fresno's Sharon Leal oughta watch her back too.
Mike Oz
It had to happen at some point.
What's Rick Rolling? This is Rick Rolling.
Heather
Seriously, between the lemonade soda, chocolate chip cookies and Swedish Fish gummies (for the record, I wasn't a working journalist today because I participated as a filmmaker), I had a sugar rush before any of the films began.
Fresno film commissioner Ray Arthur was there, and this is his take (via MindHub):
Roque Rodriguez created something than could put Fresno on the "film" map. Roque's SWEDE Festival -- a cute little, snarky, kind of counter culture event ... I hope Roque runs with this for next year's Second Annual Fresno International Film Festival. It has the potential of being great fun for local filmmakers and moviegoers alike, and great for Fresno.
Here is Bryan Harley's submission (his Hi-larious take on the 1980s classic "RoboCop"):
Here's Roque's awesome "Usual Suspects" (thanks, Joanna):
Will
Jim Halpert stars in the Olympics opening ceremoniesJim Halpert stars in the Olympics opening ceremonies
Did you watch the opening ceremonies of the Olympics last night? They were amazing, right? My two favorite moments were when the camera cut to President Bush, who was lounged out in his chair, lazily checking his watch, and the following "Office" promo starring my fictional soul mate, Jim Halpert. This is who you're competing for, America. Make Jim Halpert and me proud:
UPDATE: Seriously. That Bush clip is too good to bury in a link. Check it out:
Heather
Infrared photography is very cool, very hip, these days. Lots of photographers are experimenting with the genre. Tim A. Fleming's new show at Spectrum Gallery is a good way to get a grip on the technique.
When you shoot in an infrared format, scenes can turn out weird and otherworldly. Foliage appears white and water looks black. The whole scene is infused with an ethereal glow.
For August ArtHop, I started off with Fleming's exhibition at Spectrum. It's an impressive show. Fleming is more of a "purist" when it comes to infrared photography than those shooters who merely try to act the effect with the help of Photoshop. Fleming, who uses a specialized 4x5 digital camera designed for such work, uses a special filter. It's a complicated process that actually involves using the camera like a "scanner" -- rapidly photographing one "line" at a time of a scene -- that necessitates a lengthy exposure.
Donald Munro
Those who were worried that Children's Musical Theaterworks would somehow candy-coat Stephen Sondheim's wonderfully doleful "Sweeney Todd" needn't have had any cause for concern. Granted, this stage production -- featuring CMT's actors ages 15-20 -- is nowhere near as bloody as the recent Tim Burton movie. And thank goodness for that. There are still a couple of scenes from that film -- most notably a certain, um, hacking motion from Johnny Depp's straight-edge razor followed by what can only be called a waterfall of red -- that still stand out unpleasantly in my mind. I estimate there are at least 45 seconds of the film I've never seen, thanks to my eyes being tightly screwed shut.
Stage productions have a lot more latitude when it comes to symbolizing violence rather than depicting it graphically, of course. And while it's true that this "Sweeney Todd" (which plays through Aug. 16 at Fresno Memorial Auditorium, 2425 Fresno St.) is not as bloody as other stage productions of the show I've seen, director Elizabeth Fiester does deliver what's arguably far more important: a giddy yet macabre sense of itself.
Sure, the actors are a little younger than we're used to seeing in these iconic parts, from the grim and embittered Sweeney to the shrilly middle-aged Mrs. Lovett (who's certainly been around a London block more than a few times). But thanks to some impressively mature voices from these young performers -- and strong makeup and hair design by Steve Souza -- it's easy to be drawn into the play.
Donald Munro
So it's settled: Joshua is the big winner on "So You Think You Can Dance." It came down to him and Twitch in the final two Thursday night, with the men on the show pushing aside the women for the top spots.
I have to admit that I rolled my eyes the first time I watched an installment of this show, thinking that it was just another forgettable, hacked-up attempt to cash in on the "American Idol" craze. Even the insistence on referring to the dancers by first names seemed to take away a little of their legitimacy.
Yet the show became one of my guilty pleasures over the season. I've talked to other people who admit the same thing. Sure, there are times when I thought the producers took the "everyone should be able to dance all styles" thing too far. It'd be like forcing pro athletes to compete on day in baseball, the next in basketball, then on to football. At some point I think you have to specialize when it comes to dance genres. But, that said, I found this season thoroughly engrossing. Even the ultra-annoying judge, Mary "Tamale Train" Murphy, whose shriek-song voice could dissolve hard-water deposits, grew on me. I was also jazzed that the group dance numbers were almost always impeccably rehearsed and beautifully performed, compared to the sloppy, mediocre efforts by the "American Idol" singers in their own group numbers.
And I loved the way that producer/judge Nigel Lythgoe insisted on exposing the audience to top-notch dance companies and choreographers. When was the last time Alvin Ailey was featured on Fox TV?
Donald Munro
Welcome to another week of Post No Bills -- our goliath weekly look at Fresno fliers. I guarantee you we have more than 8 fliers, more even than 88. Not quite 888, though.
It's all part of the largest collection of Fresno concert, club and event fliers anywhere on the Web. It's our way of proving every week that anybody who says there's nothing to do in Fresno is either crazy or lazy. So grab your calendar and start making plans.
As always, we welcome contributions bands, artists, venues, promoters and regular joes. Send flier links to mosegueda@fresnobee.com.
Mike Oz
Fresno Represent! Local mariachi at Olympic opening ceremoniesFresno Represent! Local mariachi at Olympic opening ceremonies
From the file of Fresnans Doing Cool Things comes the story of Marisa Orduño, a local musician whose group Mariachi Mujer 2000 is performing at tonight's massive Olympic opening ceremonies. Read all about it here.
That's a video of her group performing at 2007's Viva El Mariachi festival. Orduño says Mariachi Mujer 2000 will be on TV for about a minute and a half. So keep an eye out for the mariachi with the big guitarrón when you're watching the ceremonies tonight.
RELATED
- Let the games begin
- Olympic coverage at FresnoBee.com
Mike Oz
For those of you who missed it, and looking at the overnight ratings it appears most of you did, Ilisa Shlesinger was named the winner of the NBC summer competition series "Last Comic Standing." It is the first time in the six seasons of the series that a female has won.
Shlesinger, a 25-year-old Dallas native, does not look at her victory as being historical.
"I am not a female comic. I am a female who is a comic. For me I am just Ilisa and I won. I am a comic who won," Shlesinger says in a telephone interview the morning after her win.
And that win was not easy.
Rick Bentley
Today's date is Aug. 8, 2008 (aka 08/08/08).
In its honor, The Beehive has compiled a list of things we like with 8 in it, such as ...
The 8-bit Nintendo
Mike Oz says: My favorite 8 is the glorious 8-bit Nintendo. Sure, it doesn't have all the technological whoopty do of the Xbox 360 or Playstation 3, but there's never been a more fun gaming system. To me, 8/8/8 is a good chance to plug in the ol' 8-bit and save the princess again, knock out Mike Tyson, see if my fingers still have the Contra code memorized or rev up some Excitebike.
Will
Judges Sharon Osbourne, Piers Morgan and David Hasselhoff narrowed the field on the NBC competition show "America's Got Talent" down to the top 40 acts last night. Now there are only 39 competitors.
After the Thursday night show, Christine from the Russian Bar Trio was injured. The group had to withdraw from the competition. That leaves one spot to fill. And you get to help.
The selection of the replacement act will be made by viewers. This will be done by online voting. You have until 1 p.m. Aug. 15 to vote.
There were 20 acts bounced last night. The judges have narrowed the selection list down to eight acts from which America gets to choose. You can check out their video and vote for their favorite by logging on to NBC.com/AmericasGotTalent.
The "wildcard" acts are: Donald Braswell II, Boerne, Texas (singer);Victoria Jacoby, Cape May, N.J., (young contortionist); Junior & Emily, San Francisco, (brother and sister salsa dancers); Lil' Countrie & Page, New Orleans, (acrobatic dancers); Dan Mayer, Hartselle, Ala., (sword swallower) Miss Pussykatt, Grand Rapids, Mich., (performance artist); Kyle Rifkin, Harlem, N.Y., (singer); and Xclusive, Bradenton, Fla. (pop 'n lock dancer).
Rick Bentley
The New York Times has a fascinating piece on Zhang Yimou, the creative wizard responsible for today's dazzling Opening Ceremonies at the Beijing Olympics. Zhang is one of my all-time favorite movie directors. His films "Raise the Red Lantern" and "To Live" are definitely in my Top 20 list of all-time films. Though he's now riding high in the eyes of the Chinese government, the Times notes that it wasn't always that way:
Time and again, Mr. Zhang's terse, gritty epics were banned by government censors for portraying China's ugly side. When he won an award at the Cannes Film Festival in 1994, the authorities stopped him from attending. Up for an Oscar one year, officials lobbied to have his film withdrawn from the competition.
Zhang's evolution from social critic to establishment star has in some ways been incremental. He embraced the big-budget martial-arts genre with his big hit "Hero," and even then some critics were calling him a sell-out. I guess you could argue that China is a different place than when Zhang first started making his searing, beautiful films. Or is it that he's become a different director?
On the jump: More Olympics stuff.
Donald Munro
Save your Starbucks? How about you save your breath?Save your Starbucks? How about you save your breath?
UPDATE: An extended version of what I wrote here is in my column today, and it's been picked up by the Starbucks Gossip blog. Props to Tracy on the tip.
ORIGINAL POST: More than 180 people have taped comment cards of support to a northwest Fresno Starbucks -- one of the 600 shops the monster coffee chain is scheduled to close -- hoping that a venti amount of pleading will change Starbucks' mind. This "Save Our Starbucks" campaign was on the front page of today's Bee, as reported by Bethany Clough.
Save Your Starbucks? Not to rain all over a little bit of community involvement, but are you people for real? Not only is there another Starbucks just up the street from this Marks and Herndon location, but there's also another 40+ locations in Fresno and about 11,000 nationwide.
What irks me is that this effort is for a major corporation that already makes tons of money. Don't let a rough year and that closure list fool you -- I'm pretty sure Starbucks execs aren't starving.
I have to wonder, though, where was this community support when Koffeeheads and other locally owned coffee shops were driven out of business by Starbucks? Or where it is when more and more locally owned restaurants are closing, or teetering on the edge of closing? Will the support be there if some brave soul opens a local coffee shop in an ex-Starbucks spot?
Or is "Save Our Starbucks" just an easy bandwagon to jump on?
Mike Oz
Apparently Jose Canseco will be in Fresno today, playing in a celebrity poker tournament at Club One Casino. This brings up a few questions, like the one posed above. I say "Yes." Jose and Billy Ray Cyrus could start the mullet-wing of the Fresno Key to the City museum. Some more questions:
1. If I bring my 1986 Donruss Rated Rookies, can I use them to ante?
2. Can he bounce chips off his head?
3. Who the heck are rest of these celebrities? Barbara Enright, Jason Von Flue, Shaun Deeb? What, they couldn't get Ozzie Canseco to come too?
4. Is there random drug testing?
5. You think he'd do a forearm bash with me?
Mike Oz
In Friday's 7 section I have an interview with Elizabeth Fiester, director of the new Children's Musical Theaterworks production of "Sweeney Todd." Here's a continuation of the interview:
Did you see the recent film version? If so, what did you think?
Yes, I went to the midnight showing on it's opening weekend. I liked the movie, I thought Tim Burton adapted it to the screen wonderfully and I really enjoyed the performances.
Donald Munro
As we've blogged before, the Fresno Swede Festival is happening Saturday at Corridor 2122. There are five (possibly six) official entries, with another one or two on the docket for showing. You can read more about the event, as well as all you ever wanted to know about sweding, over on Fresno Famous.
Without ruining Christmas for those involved who want to keep some surprises for the festival, here's a sneak preview (found on YouTube) of what to expect if you show up ...
"Iron Man" (produced by Brittany Stapleton, Katie Howden and Michael Banti):
"When Harry Met Sally" (this is the one I did with Josh Tehee and Jaime Holt ... and for those who can't guess which scene, I should probably mention that the audio is slightly NSFW):
Will
This is either a preview for the fifth season of HBO's "Entourage" (which starts September 7) or a compilation of clips from past seasons. Hard to tell the difference, really.
Either way, here's Vinnie Chase, E, Drama and Turtle doing their thing to a kicky soundtrack. Victory!
Heather
The one thing a film critic has to do is ignore the capsule descriptions of movies that often are released before the movie opens.
An abbreviated description of a movie about a mentally challenged man and his brother on a road trip doesn't sound that interesting. But "Rain Man" was. "College losers have fun" is not an appealing way to describe "Animal House." And "Playboy takes night job" would not trigger the kind of audience totals as "The Dark Knight" has seen.
So the best thing to do is see wait and see the movie.
Then there are some descriptions that sound so weird the movie sounds fake. That is exactly what I thought when a press release arrived from Peace Arch Home Entertainment Inc. The company is releasing the movie "Ninja Cheerleaders" on DVD Aug. 12.
Right.
Rick Bentley
And not just because your very cranky steering wheel tried to burn your hands. There's an interesting array of ArtHop shows to see tonight. Beehiver Felicia Matlosz gave us a rundown in Sunday's Spotlight section.
There's some other ArtHop news to report. Stalwart participant Glen Delpit, who has been on the ArtHop tour for the last six years in the Fresno High/Tower area (and whose work "Autumn" is shown above), has moved downtown to the heart of the Cultural Arts District at 1753 Van Ness (Van Ness and Amador), directly across from Bill Bruce's studio and one block north of Arte Americas. He writes:
Next door to me is the Roger Perry Studio, and although it is a recording studio it will be showing art work every Arthop (this month Shannon Johnson will have work there) and also presenting live music.
The Cultural Arts District is starting to come alive (we're working on banners for the streetlights) . There's Arte Americas one block south, and 1 block behind us on Fulton is the Pearl Building, and 3 blocks southwest is the Broadway studios -- all within a very short walking distance, and of course the Met when it gets underway is just a block away. away. No longer is Bill Bruce an oasis on the north end of Van Ness. So, while there is a great deal at the other end of Van Ness with Fig Tree Gallery (which Bill and I are both members of) and Gallery 25 and Corridor 2122, there is now something happening at the north end too. We hope you'll take the opportunity on Arthop to stop in and say hello and see what's taking place in the Cultural Arts District.
Sounds great, Glen. The more bustle, the better. You're definitely on my list.
Donald Munro
Place Your Bets: Is Fresno Wabo really opening next week?Place Your Bets: Is Fresno Wabo really opening next week?
Buzz in the pages of The Bee says that Cabo Wabo is on schedule to open Aug. 12, or in other words -- Tuesday.
Pardon me for being skeptical, considering Cabo Wabo was supposed to open in November, then in April, then in June. But you don't start throwing out months with actual dates attached unless you're close, right?
Here's a photo from The Bee's Craig Kohlruss showing Fresno Wabo's status as of two days ago:
On the outside at least, it doesn't look too different than when I was out there in June. Though I guess this could be a soft, soft opening. What do you think?
Mike Oz
360 Degrees of Fresno: Seriously, when is Sky Room opening?360 Degrees of Fresno: Seriously, when is Sky Room opening?
YET A THIRD UPDATE: A call placed to the Holiday Inn today turns up the sad news that the Sky Room will not open until late September, possibly even October. Apparently, the railings on the outdoor balconies are not up to code, and instead of opening the bar and keeping people inside, the Sky Room is "just not opening at all," according to the front desk clerk.
By then, you'll have to leave work early in order to watch the sun set over Fresno with a glass of wine in your hands, but I'm sure it will be worth it.
ANOTHER UPDATE: Looks like the Sky Room will not be opening for another couple of months, according to the nice woman who answered the front desk telephone when I called this evening. Stay tuned!
UPDATE: Now with video that actually plays! Thanks, Mike Oz.
Original post:
Heather
For the four of you not impressed by naked women bearing messagesFor the four of you not impressed by naked women bearing messages
Best Week Ever has created this handy t-shirt for those of you who sort of understand what PETA is trying to say, but completely hate the way they say it:
Saving animals = good.
Repeatedly objectifying women to make your point = annoying.
Using the terrible story about the man who recently was beheaded and partially cannibalized on a bus to bring attention to the plight of slaughterhouse animals = pretty insensitive, and a reminder about why many people don't take your organization seriously.
Heather
You love his work. You admire him as a man. You considered moving to Zihuatanejo because the way he said it in "The Shawshank Redemption" made it sound so beautiful (hell, you may have even considered going to prison because he made it sound so beautiful).
Yet this week you worried about him when he was in a serious car crash that left him with broken bones and a neck brace, and again when you found out he and his wife of 24 years are divorcing.
Now comes word that everyone's favorite penguin enthusiast, Mr. Morgan Freeman, has been released from the hospital, and you're relieved and happy to know he's going to be all right. So happy, you want to celebrate by bringing the man to Fresno... by way of "The Degrees of Fresno," of course.
Make the connection. It's Morgan Freeman vs
Heather
If you missed it earlier this week on FresnoBee.com, here's my most recent local music podcast. It features James Brittain-Gore, who is having his CD release party and tour kick-off show tonight at Tokyo Garden.
Brittain-Gore was previously a member of indie band No Cello. In the last year he lost his No Cello bandmate, learned he's soon to become a father and put a lot into crafting his self-titled CD.
In the podcast we talk about all that, plus play music from his new CD as well as a little bit of No Cello stuff.
If you want even more on James Brittain-Gore, read this feature story.
DOWNLOAD: James Brittain-Gore podcast (mp3)
Mike Oz
Frozen ropes, dying quails, good music and dying ballparksFrozen ropes, dying quails, good music and dying ballparks
So it was 35 years ago Monday -- Aug. 4, 1973 -- that my Uncle Bill took my brother Jim and me to our first big-league ballgame: 10 stops down the No. 7 line from his apartment in Queens to Shea Stadium. When Fresno's greatest athlete was still the beloved ace of the Mets' staff, Yogi was managing and Tug was starting to tell everyone "Ya gotta believe!" When Shea still had those cool blue-and-orange squares and rectangles on the outside that screamed '60s as loudly as the girls inside screamed for The Beatles those two legendary nights.
We sat in the upper deck in foul territory in short left. And I got to see the beginning of a second Mets miracle. And it began with a loss.
The Cardinals (back when Joe Torre rocked those muttonchop sideburns) were in first in the National League East; the Mets were in last, I think nine games out. It was Jerry Koosman against Bob Gibson. And the Cards won the battle, 4-3, but lost the pennant that sunny Saturday afternoon. Gibson singled with one out in the second. The next batter -- I believe it was Ken Reitz -- hit a sharp liner, but it was right at Teddy Martinez, the shortstop. The mighty Gibson ripped up his right knee trying to get back to first. He eventually got up and went to the mound to test the knee, but collapsed in a heap. By the time he returned in mid-September, St. Louis had faded from the race and the Amazins were on their memorable run toward the seventh game of the Series in Oakland.
I also wanted to see Willie Mays. I figured, at 42, it was gonna be his last year, and I wanted to see him play once. He didn't. The consolation prize was heading back to the train and seeing a swarm of kids in the Shea parking lot crowding around a pink yacht of an Imperial with a black vinyl roof -- and black California plates: SAY HEY.
I forgot about the anniversary ... until I got in a little summer listening this past week and heard Scott McCaughey sing a trippy, wistful bit of nostalgia titled "I Dream of Willie Mays" on the most excellent new album by The Baseball Project, "Vol. 1: Frozen Ropes and Dying Quails."
Fran Fried
I'm not much for science, but I do love all things awesome. So, of course, I was quite interested when I came across the The Periodic Table of Awesoments at Dapperstache.com. (click to enlarge)
Yet, I did notice a lot of things missing. Neil Patrick Harris, for example. Mario Kart. Steve Perry. The Carlton Dance. Entourage. And, for sure, The Beehive. Add on.
[via Funny Pages 2.0]
Mike Oz
This summer has been a transitional challenge for Woodward Shakespeare Festival, no question about it. Though the move from the park's amphitheater to the smaller group activity area gave lots of room for positive spin -- the intimacy of the space, the additional greenery, the potential for a permanent stage -- festival organizers had some big challenges as well, especially the lighting situation. As the second production of the summer, "Hamlet," gears up for an Aug. 14 opening, spokesperson Chris Campbell looks back at "Twelfth Night," addresses what's up with the lights and talks about "Hamlet":
Well, 12th Night is concluded. I think the show really strengthened in all aspects over the 5 week run as we learned a lot -- and monitored the feed back on your blog. I don't know if you were able to get back out there but we have heard excellent things from the audience and we had over 1500 total audience for the three shows last weekend.
Now we are on to Hamlet opening August 14. We are on the way to transform the set into a Danish Castle and rehearsals seem to be going very well.
There are two things I want to emphasize about Hamlet: the interesting director and the less interesting lights.
Donald Munro
While I was in Los Angeles Saturday to do interviews for the movie 'Tropic Thunder," I got to see the first 38 minutes of the new big screen thriller "Eagle Eye." The DreamWorks film, starring actor-turned-stunt drive Shia LaBeouf, won't hit theaters until Sept. 26. But the studio is excited about the project. That was the reason for the sneak peek.
Movie studios are very strict as to when reviews of movies can open. The reviews are supposed to be embargoed until the day the movie opens. There's the story of one blogger who saw "The Dark Knight" early and raved about it online. Despite being a rave, the studio made the blogger remove the review.
So don't expect a review of "Eagle Eye" until late September. But there are a few things I can say.
Rick Bentley
I'm still settling in after returning from a vacation, but I didn't want to let my July 27 Spotlight column get away without mentioning it here. I wrote about a longtime Fresno piano teacher named Velda V. Boutte, who died last year and is now being honored by piano scholarships in her name through the Fresno County Branch of the Music Teachers Association of California.
My column was appreciated by several readers. One named Donna writes:
Just wanted to thank you for your wonderful article on Ms. Boutte. I never had the privilege of knowing Ms. Boutte, but it 'touched a chord' in my heart, perhaps more than some readers, as my mom was another of those one-in-a-million, unbelievabley gifted, musicians (pianist/organist) whose great joy, like Ms. Butte, was helping others be their best, whether through teaching, rehearsing, arranging, or providing the perfect accompaniment to beginners and celebrities alike. Too infrequently, I think, are these treasured people honored beyond the circles of those who knew and loved them. Your lovely article shined a deserving and sweet light on Ms. Butte's generous life. By bringing attention to the MTAC Foundation, I'm grateful, too, that you've given those of us who wish we had known her a way to perpetuate her passion.
On the jump: my own piano teacher memories, plus more reader comments.
Donald Munro
Look, I've given Katie Holmes a lot of crap on this blog, mostly because I think she's a walking Xanax at this point, but I will give the girl some credit for her new look.
I'm talking about her hair. It looks a lot better than the mushroom cloud bob she was rocking the other day. The hair, the scarf, the giant glasses - from the waist up, Katie looks chic.
What I'm not talking about is her 80s-style pegged jeans. As a 30-something woman living in 2008, I am under obligation to hate the jeans* and to give Katie crap for them, but I'm so proud of the hair that I'll let it go. For now, Katie Holmes. For now.
*Confession: I kind of don't hate the jeans; in fact, I secretly kind of love them and still sometimes wear pegged jeans when I'm in the privacy of my own home and the blinds are drawn. This is between us, though - don't tell Katie Holmes. It feels good to get it out.
[Photo: A Socialite's Life]
Heather
If you're not already in love with Anderson Cooper...If you're not already in love with Anderson Cooper...
...just know that he loves "Project Runway" and hates the Lohans as much as you and I do.
Only he looks a lot cuter than we do standing around the water cooler talking s•••.
Heather
Paris Hilton: Responds to McCain ad; seems fit to leadParis Hilton: Responds to McCain ad; seems fit to lead
Fail, John McCain. Hella failage.
PREVIOUSLY ON THE BEEHIVE:
- I wish politics would keep their opinions out of celebrities.
Mike Oz
UPDATE 8/5: They were in San Francisco on Tuesday. (photos)
ANOTHER UPDATE: ABC 30's video shows me looking like a perv. (more on this at bottom of post)
Here's my video report:
8/4: On Monday, at the southeast corner of Shaw and Blackstone Avenues in Fresno, there was a PETA protest. The main argument was an environmental one: that forgoing meat saves water.
In the video above you can see that public "nudity" always seems to attract interesting people.
Here are some photos of the protest:
Will
UPDATE 8/5: Well, there's a winner. I hesitate to share his name because it will just make people even more likely to project themselves into the winner's circle -- there's nothing like personalizing the fantasy -- but here it is: Jeffery Carl of Visalia. Let the phone calls from old friends and distant family members begin.
8/4: A pet peeve of mine: news stories about lottery jackpots. This morning Channel 30 was whooping it up about the $47 million SuperLotto winning ticket sold at a Goshen convenience store, pictured. The Bee popped the story on top of Monday's front page. It's a time-honored tradition for news outlets to frenzy it up when there's a local winner.
Of course, we never seem to read about the people who waste thousands of dollars a year on what essentially is a sucker bet. As long as there's that teensy 1-in-25-million-chance of a big win, people can dream. That's what these stories are meant to be: little fantasies. People dive in for a few paragraphs, think to themselves, "Ah, if that only were me," and then go out and hand over more of their hard-earned dough in pursuit of the near impossible. Never mind that someone is ALWAYS going to win the lottery. It's not like it's some astonishing event. What the state basically did in this case is collect a whole lot of money from a bunch of people, give $47 million to one person and then hang on to the rest. Repeat cycle, forever.
I suppose if people want to throw away their money, fine, but why does the media so blithely play along by donating all that free advertising?
[Bee photo: Craig Kohlruss]
Donald Munro
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The tabloids - both the newspaper and television variety - are filled with stories about celebrities. Some are true. Some are partly true. Others are completely wrong.
Did you ever wonder how a bizarre story like "David Duchovny Has Alien Baby" or "Tim Allen Gives Fortune to Chocolate Bunny" gets started? Sure there are some people who sit around and make up this stuff. But there are times when an innocent attempt to be funny can be turned into a sensational item.
Please be clear. The events in the following did happen. The words were spoken. But the comment in question is NOT, and I mean double NOT, true.
There is no way anyone should believe "Heroes" star Hayden Panettiere is carrying the baby of fellow "Heroes" star Sendhil Ramamurthy.
Rick Bentley
My colleague Don Mayhew passes along this spooky item:
It's not exactly Christmas in July, but the last thing I want to see when it's 99 degrees outside is a reminder that Halloween is almost here -- if by almost here, you mean weeks and weeks and weeks from now.
I enjoy Halloween as much as the next boy or ghoul. But between now and then, we've got the Olympics, Labor Day, The Big Fresno Fair and the World Series - to say nothing of Talk Like a Pirate Day, National One Hit Wonder Day and Sunday School Teacher Appreciation Day.
Look, I realize these seasonal storefronts (the one pictured here is on Shaw Avenue in Clovis) have a small window to entice us with their horrors. And the store isn't open yet. A peek inside reveals an exposed skeleton, a tombstone, a lot of cardboard boxes, empty shelves and not much else.
But, c'mon. Let us enjoy summer while it lasts. When it's this hot, trying to pry that window of opportunity wider just makes everyone a little uncomfortable.
Mike Oz
Local news, echoes from the blogosphere and other stuff that's amusing today:
GOD IN THE HOUSE: Out in Porterville, people are seeing religious images everywhere. First it was an angel in a store window. Next it was Jesus on a palm tree. They got Keith Olbermann's attention. I'm waiting for the Virgin Mary to show up in the ball-pit at Chuck E. Cheese before I drive all the way to P-Ville, though. [The Recorder]
SERIOUSLY: ABC 30's Graciela Moreno brings us the story of Antonia Rivera, a 23-year-old who suffers from lymphangioma. Rivera's doctor is trying to rally the community to support life-changing surgery for the young woman. And if Graciela Moreno thinks you should help, you should help! [ABC30]
GRAB YA HEADPHONES: Are you caught up on Fresno's growing podcast scene? Catch up. [The Fresnan]
STOP STEALIN': ClubFlys -- Fresno's nightclub-hopping, photo-snapping unit -- is calling out all the graphic designers who steal their pictures for event fliers. C'mon, y'all, stick to the pictures of possibly Pam Anderson and whatever cross of Fergie and Brooke Hogan this is. [ClubFlys]
WHAT A CROC: Apparently Crocs are on the way out. Our own croc-lover Will Albritton is in mourning. [News Blog]
POINTLESS FRESNO DISS O' THE WEEK: Some putz named Joe Donatelli tries way too hard to be funny in a recent article about wedding traditions. He writes: "Going to a wedding reception that does not have an open bar is like going to California and only seeing Fresno. No offense to Fresno, which I am told is lovely, but no one goes to the West Coast just to check out the haps in the San Joaquin Valley." Likewise, Joe, no one reads articles about wedding traditions -- a best man's speech, a honeymoon, wow, ground-breaking stuff -- to hear your weak similes involving Fresno. Get better. [MSNBC]
Mike Oz
The Associated Press is reporting that actor Morgan Freeman has been in a fairly major car accident in rural Mississippi. Rescuers had to use the Jaws of Life to get him out of the car. He's hospitalized Monday afternoon in serious condition with a broken arm, broken elbow and minor shoulder damage, according to his publicist.
So what does a small town do when a celebrity is involved in a potentially life-threatening accident? Rush out to get a good rubbernecking view, of course:
Bystanders converged on the accident scene trying to get a glimpse of the actor. When one person tried to snap a photo with a cell phone camera, Freeman joked, ''no freebies, no freebies," a local journalist reported.
I guess the old adage about always wearing clean underwear is true if you're a box-office star.
Donald Munro
UPDATE 8/6: Photos removed at request of photographer Brad Polzin.
ORIGINAL POST 8/4: You've got to hand it to Edna Garabedian and her plucky California Opera Arts and Educational Festival: Not only does she persevere, but each year the event gets a little closer to her vision of a world-class training festival in Fresno.
The festival ended Sunday afternoon with a fully-staged performance of Puccini's one-act "Il Tabarro" at the Tower Theatre. The venue itself is a notable upgrade from past years. Previously, the festival made a home at San Joaquin Gardens retirement complex. (Construction work at the facility meant that the festival had to find new lodgings, and there was a little bit of scrambling by Garabedian to find suitable alternatives, which ended up including the Fresno Art Museum and St. Therese Catholic Church.) The move to the Tower is a good one. Though Garabedian always made a valiant effort each year to transform the big hall at San Joaquin Gardens into a space for opera, the Tower stage is on a whole different level of performance.
And it can fit a lot more people as well. The audience for "Il Tabarro" was robust indeed. No doubt the draw of free opera -- and the reputation of the festival -- is clicking with more people in the Fresno area than ever. [Photos: California Opera]
Donald Munro
When the Hummer met the Smart Car and my day was madeWhen the Hummer met the Smart Car and my day was made
Backstory: Every day, when I look into The Bee's parking lot, I hope that the little Smart Car is parked next to the big ol' Hummer. I kid you not, every day. And today, my hopes were answered.
Mike Oz
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It seems Presidential nominees Barack Obama and John McCain will appear in humorous campaign advertisements during Thursday night's series finale of the NBC summer flop "Last Comic Standing."
Neither Obama nor McCain jump to mind when I think of great comedians. They provide a lot of fodder for real comedians. That's not the same as trying to be funny. Of course they do have experience. Both appeared on "Saturday Night Live." Maybe that will get them through the commercials.
The good news is if they are bad, no one will see the commercials. A fist fight in the parking lot gets more viewers that the NBC competition.
If the advertisements are funny, it could open up a whole new campaign strategy.
Rick Bentley
Eating out of a toilet sound fun? How about chowing down at a restaurant where everything is condom themed? Whether you've answered yes, no, ewwww or gross, you should check out Oddee.com's list of the 10 Most Bizarre Restaurants, like the toilet-themed restaurant below.
On the list, you'll find restaurants that make you think you're in prisons or graveyards, and restaurants where you practice a sort of cannibalism. Then there's my favorite, No. 7, the "robot restaurant," which totally doesn't have Rosie from The Jetsons and is actually quite scary.
Question is: Which of these could Fresno use? I say scrap that Ruth's Chris Steakhouse -- I'm sure the cannibal restaurant would go over awesomely at River Park.
Mike Oz
UPDATE: Les bébés have arrived. And they look like... babies. Holy babies.
Original Post: Stop whatever you're doing because this is going to change your life.
At 7 p.m. Eastern time this Sunday, the holiest of holy days, People will officially release the very first public picture of Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline, the otherwordly beings that deigned to take human form as Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's newborn twins.
You get to look at the blessed children for free, thanks to People, who allegedly paid somewhere between $10 and $15 million for the privilege of showing them to you.
You may now commence making preparations for this momentous occasion, lesser beings.
Heather
Just when you thought you knew Willy Wonka and Franz KafkaJust when you thought you knew Willy Wonka and Franz Kafka
Sundays are slow in the blogging world. Very little new content makes its way
onto the Internets; at least, not enough to keep me happy.
One site that keeps the blogging going Saturdays and Sundays is Gawker, and thank goodness for that. If it wasn't for them, I would have had to wait until Monday to find out that fictional candy maker Willy Wonka may have been a drug pusher and real life author Franz Kafka was a hardcore pornographer.
See Willy Wonka in action below. Tales of Kafka's willy in action
will be published later this month.
Heather
Welcome, Beehive fans, to another Post No Bills -- our goliath weekly look at Fresno fliers. Sorry it's a little late -- but it's my birthday and I'll post fliers when I want to.
Below you'll find the largest collection of Fresno concert, club and event fliers anywhere on the Web. It's our way of proving every week that anybody who says there's nothing to do in Fresno is either crazy or lazy. So grab your calendar and start making plans.
As always, we welcome contributions bands, artists, venues, promoters and regular joes. Send flier links to mosegueda@fresnobee.com.
Mike Oz
"The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2" opens Wednesday. It is hard to think of any other movie where a pair of pants play such an important part of the script.
There have been other pieces of wardrobe that have been important to movies. Take for instance the 1985 Tom Hanks film "The Man With One Red Shoe." I don't know if you can count "Sneakers." The 1992 Robert Redford movie was more about computers.
Other movies with important wardrobes include "The Man in the Gray Flannel Suit" (1956), "27 Dresses" (2008), "The Tuxedo" (2002) and "Top Hat" (1935).
Apparently it is sunglasses that have made the biggest fashion statements in film.
Rick Bentley
On the cover of today's issue of 7 you'll find a tour of Fresno murals put together by myself and my colleagues Felicia Matlosz and Donald Munro.
With something like this, we know people are going to react with a "Hey, what about my favorite mural?"
It's inevitable. So please, tell us right here.
What did we miss? What murals do you like? Where are they? How can people find them?
Even better, if you have pictures, e-mail me and I'll post them there.
Mike Oz
Today, dear Beehive readers, we at the Hive celebrate the birth of our own Mr. Michael Paul Thayer Osegueda, who is now in the twilight of his years - or, at least, his twenties. From this day forward, Mike, now 29, can start worrying about turning 30.
In honor of this day, I've rounded up some of Mike Oz's greatest Beehive hits:
February 3, 2006: The Beehive was about 14 months old when Mike Oz did his first post, which he began with these words:
"I envision this place turning into a collaborative guide to what's happening in Fresno. Just like the paper, I'm gonna try to report on the goings-on in Fresno and the rest of the Valley. There's a lot we can do online. I picture a forum where people can find out what shows to go see, as well as chime in what they thought about a certain venue or band. I might ask you guys if there's a question you want to ask a band that's coming to town -- or for help with stories I'm working on. Stay tuned, I definitely got some tricks up my sleeve."
From there, Mike introduced features like Did They Just Say Fresno?, Fres-Know, Fresno Firsts, Download of the Week, Degrees of Fresno and The Oz List (whatever happened to that?).






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