July 2008 Archives

July 31, 2008 10:13 PM

"So," you may be thinking, "What the hell is going on with The Beehive?"

Well, I thought I'd do the super-easy code update MT kept telling me I HAD to do. Apparently the world of blogging would come to an end if I didn't install this code.

Instead, it seems to have wreaked havoc with the squirrels driving the templates around here. I'm beating them into submission as quickly as I can. Search is back up and running, but it doesn't look pretty.

I beg your forgiveness and return you to your regular dose of snark now. But don't be surprised if it goes down a bit on the weekend -- I'll be mucking about in the code again.

Jennifer

July 31, 2008 9:22 PM

It's the 7th inning stretch, and I'm in the pool section. Here's what's happened so far ...

Parker and I have a hairiest belly contest (what's that dude looking at?):

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Here's me with a bunch of people I don't know:

Will

July 31, 2008 6:55 PM

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Here are some things that caught my eye and ear the past few days. And, excuse the length, but, since I'll be away from The Hive for the next couple of weeks, I wanted to leave you some extra reading material:

Felicia Matlosz

July 31, 2008 4:47 PM

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Oh come on. "I Know What You Did Last Summer." "I Still Know What You Did Last Summer." "I'm Not Sure What You Did Last Summer But It Probably Wasn't Moviemaking." That guy.

Looks like Freddie (husband to eternal Buffy Sarah Michelle Gellar) has a new gig in the works. From The Hollywood Reporter:


Freddie Prinze Jr. has taken on a behind-the-scene role on World Wrestling Entertainment's creative team.

The company said Wednesday that Prinze will contribute to WWE's weekly TV and monthly pay-per-view programs.

"Freddie Prinze Jr.'s passion, energy and creativity make him an excellent fit for WWE," said chairman Vince McMahon.

Chris McCumber, executive vp marketing digital & brand strategy at USA Network, which airs WWE programming, added: "Bringing on board an experienced Hollywood writer, actor and producer like Freddie Prinze Jr. will only increase the level of entertainment to millions of viewers and passionate WWE fans every Monday on USA.

Um. Really? I can't imagine SMG is happy with this, but as long as he doesn't sneak into her purse for pocket money anymore, it's an upgrade.

[Thanks to Rob for the heads up]

Heather

July 31, 2008 4:34 PM

... whatever happened to this once lovely mural that personified the downtown cultural arts district?

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Felicia Matlosz

July 31, 2008 3:15 PM

Maybe I should have waited a day or two to post about the comedic fallout from Tuesday's earthquake. Because the real humor (for me) is watching the thing caught on camera -- and seeing people's reactions.

Like this ...

Home-studio sci-fi show filming interrupted (could be fake, but the set is funny ... and then dogs are heard barking in the background -- so maybe it's real):

Will

July 31, 2008 1:16 PM

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I can't claim to be a Gen X-er. I was born a few years before that era. But I'm still peeved at the sacrilege that JC Penney has committed regarding "The Breakfast Club."

For anyone over 40, the 1985 film is an iconic story about a group of high schoolers stuck serving detention in the Shermer High School library. Yes, it had stereotypes: the jock, the juvenile delinquent, the eccentric loner, the perfect girl and the geek.

But it also had a cast of then-hot talent (Molly Ringwald, Judd Nelson, etc.), a story filled angst and self-discovery, a hit song in "Don't You (Forget About Me)," and a script and direction by that '80s comet of a filmmaker, John Hughes. (Hey, whatever happened to him?)

Penney's takes this little gem and strips it down to a silly commercial advertising back-to-school fashions. It even tries to duplicate certain scenes. Clumsily.

What's next? "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" gets junked to help sell iPhones? "Footloose" is used for Converse ads? "Risky Business" helps sell Hanes underwear? All I know is that they better not touch Jeff Spicoli and "Fast Times at Ridgemont High." That would be sacrilege-squared.

Felicia Matlosz

July 31, 2008 12:22 PM

pennington.JPGYou must have watched the Sunday night television series "ABC's Extreme Makeover: Home Edition" and thought to yourself someone in your neighborhood would be a perfect subject. It might be the family down the street who adopt unwanted children. It could be a family who lost everything in a fire.

Whatever the reason, odds are you convinced yourself the show would never come here. Think again. The casting department of "ABC's Extreme Makeover: Home Edition" is looking for potential families in the Fresno area to help.

Rick Bentley

July 31, 2008 10:13 AM

CHUCK.JPGThere is no doubt Yvonne Strahovski has turned a few heads in her life. But every eye turns to one thing on the attractive actress, who plays Sarah Walker on the NBC series "Chuck," when she walks on the set of the series filmed at the Warner Bros. lot. Can't help it. Just have to stare.

The object of attention is Strahovski's wrist. That's where she sports a huge bandage. It covers most of her hand, her wrist and part of her forearm. What do you think I was talking about?

Production on the second season of the spy series is at full tilt. In fact while I am standing on the Buy More set, a scene is being shot just down the hall.

Strahovski plays a spy who has to go undercover to protect Chuck (Zachary Levi), a member of the Nerd Herd at Buy More who has had volumes of government secrets implanted in his head. The actress must have hurt her arm filming a stunt.

Sadly, it is nothing that interesting.

Rick Bentley

July 31, 2008 9:12 AM

I give you 11-year-old Dannyhott, a sort-of wannabe YouTube child star who sings the work of Leona Lewis, Danity Kane and good friend of The Beehive, Ms. Mariah Carey.

Seriously? This is what kids are doing with their free time these days? Parents are cool with this? I'm sure Danny's are hoping he becomes a star -- or at least the next Tay Zonday. Just look at his YouTube and MySpace pages.

I wonder what the Central Valley Moms think about this.

Mike Oz

July 30, 2008 10:11 PM

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For the second time in a week, NPR has uttered our fair city's name. Wednesday night's "All Things Considered" broadcast reported that Fresno is among five cities that have a large percentage of TV watchers who only receive an analog signal.

Why is that significant? Turns out that in February, the FCC is making a mandatory nationwide switch to digital. Right now, the country's only test market is Wilmington, N.C., where the story takes place.

Here's where we come in:

The watchdog group Consumers Union, publisher of Consumer Reports, says the FCC should test elsewhere.

"The most highly impacted parts of the country happen to be in the Midwest and more rural areas," says Joel Kelsey, a policy analyst for Consumers Union. He says that's where there's a high concentration of analog viewers.

Kelsey applauds Wilmington for volunteering to go first, but says the FCC should focus on Minneapolis, Dallas, Houston, Salt Lake City and Fresno. He says more than 20 percent of those cities' residents will need to buy a converter box, a new TV or switch to satellite or cable to get a picture after the nationwide switch in February.

Interesting.

(By the way, Fresno is mentioned at the 4:07 mark of the 5:37 clip.)

Will

July 30, 2008 4:15 PM

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We've mentioned swedes (not the Kingsburg kind) before, but now that a deadline for the festival is approaching, it won't hurt to get the word out -- especially since there is a new deadline.

Here's what went out on MindHub earlier this week:

For all of you 'hubbers working on your Swede films, we have some great news! Fresno's First Swede Festival, to be held at Corridor 2122, has a new deadline of Monday, August 4th, to submit your fine works. This will give you another weekend to add the finishing touches. Email your work via YouTube to info@corridor2122.com by August 4, 2008. Finished films should be between 3-5 minutes.

The top films will be shown during Raines' August SPLASH Show on Saturday, August 9th, at 2:00 pm at Corridor 2122.

So it's not too late to get started. Heck, Josh and I haven't even picked a film yet. (Suggestions, anyone?)

While I think of one, here are the swedes of some of my favorite movies:

Will

July 30, 2008 2:26 PM

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The good folks at the Opinion Talk blog pointed out a new John McCain commercial that's bashing Barack Obama for being famous and equating his jet-setting celebrity to Britney Spears and Paris Hilton, who I'm pretty sure don't know the difference between McCain and CoCain, except that they're both white.

The ad's argument seems to go like this: Barack Obama is famous. Britney Spears and Paris Hilton are also famous. You wouldn't want Britney Spears and Paris Hilton to be president. So you don't want Barack Obama to be president.

Dunno about you, but that's the kind of logic I want from a president. I was ready to sign up for my McCain/Dole '08 combination bumper sticker and Perko's early-bird discount card, when I remembered something I read recently that was troubling about the McCains.

Mike Oz

July 30, 2008 12:03 PM

Disney has released the trailer for its 2009 animated feature "The Princess and the Frog" featuring its first black princess in over 70 years of film making. Check it out:


It's been reported that the title character, Princess Tiana, was originally to be a chambermaid named Maddy with a voodoo priestess fairy godmother, but that that was scrapped early in the process amid cries of racism. However, Disney released a statement last year claiming that this information was false, and that details about the movie weren't yet in place.

What do we think? I admit I'm a sucker for a princess story, so I think the trailer is cute. But is it too little, too late on Disney's part?

Heather

July 30, 2008 11:15 AM

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It's all the local news and stuff from the blogosphere that you need to Fres-Know:

WHY FI?: Those kids and their crazy Internets. Now the city is trying to get involved. What next? Indoor plumbing? [The Fresnan]
MMM BBQ: Enough said. [estewartartist]
KINDA NERDY ANYWAY: Listen, if you don't know how to ride a scooter, don't buy a scooter. Local children and small animals thank you.
[The Fresno Bee]
TIMEOUT: Vote for your favorite cartoon version of a college sports mascot. Or... don't. [The Bulldog Bounce]
STICK TO COFFEE: Starbucks is trying to control the smell of its breakfast sandwiches. You know how I avoid that smell? By eating a McDonald's Bacon, Egg and Cheese Biscuit. [Fresno Bee Business Blog]
VOTE YOUNG: About more than who's hotter, Zac Efron or Chace Crawford, for once. [Opinion Talk]

Heather

July 30, 2008 10:32 AM

In 1969, two London chaps named John Rendall and Anthony "Ace" Berg saw a lion cub penned up in the then-exotic pets department at Harrods. Taking pity on the poor creature, they bought him, raised him in Rendall's flat, exercised him in a churchyard and took him to their work place every day. And Christian, in turn, soaked up the attention and adored his owners.

But Rendall and Berg soon realized that the growing cat needed to be returned to the wild in Africa. With some sadness, they did so. They tried to visit when they could. But, after one long stretch of time, refuge keepers warned them that Christian -- who now was the head of a pride -- might not recognize them this time.

Behold the power of true love (and get out your hankies) ...

Nearly 7.2 million people have viewed this clip on YouTube. If you'd like to read the whole story on Christian the Lion, check out this 2007 article from London's Daily Mail.

Felicia Matlosz

July 30, 2008 10:30 AM

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There is no difference. The documentary, which I wrote about in today's Bee, is just getting a big screen debut before it hits cable.

If you go to the movie or wait to see it on cable, the documentary features McGregor and his buddy Charley Boorman. They spent months riding their motorcycles from John O'Groats, Scotland, to Cape Town, South Africa. Cameras rolled during the whole trip. And that footage became the documentary.

Rick Bentley

July 30, 2008 9:37 AM

As you probably know, Amy Winehouse was admitted to and subsequently released from the hospital this week for what her reps call a reaction to medication, and what the rest of the world calls the Amy Winehouse Monday Night Meth/Crack/Heroin Relay Race.

Now Amy's father Mitch, who rivals Michael Lohan as the most vocal and most delusional celebrity father ever, is claiming that someone spiked Amy's juice box with ecstasy, and he won't sleep until he figures out who did it.

Well, Mitch, I'm not in law enforcement, but I've managed to round up photos of five likely suspects:

Heather

July 30, 2008 12:30 AM

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Joy is a belly dancer in Fresno and a singer in the group Suicide Lounge. I met her at the Rogue Festival. She's quite the blogger, with a presence on two sites (her own, and the one she helped found with a group of fellow "Fresno chicks"). Since she couldn't join us for our Blogger Olympics back in May, we decided she'd be a great first entry in our new series, Bloggeraderie, which aims to promote the act of blogging in Fresno.

We hope to make this a regular feature on The Beehive, so if you know of any good local blogs (or if you'd like to stalk a local blogger), let me know. And I promise this won't be as long as when I interviewed Eric Field.

The following are questions we emailed Joy over the weekend, as well as her answers:

Who is Joy Unconfined?

Joy Unconfined is me; just some chick.

Too simplistic an answer? There's a quote from Lord Byron that reads "On with the dance! Let joy be unconfined."

It struck a chord. Growing up with the name Joy was not easy for me. I've always been introspective. I was never outgoing and carefree and, well, joyful as people often expected. I was always shy and too worried about how I would be perceived; what the people around me wanted. Then I became an adult and at some point I realized that, while it is important to be aware of how you affect the people around you, it is just as important to be aware of who you are and what you want in life. So I adopted that Lord Byron quote as my new personal mission statement. I would be unconfined from the worry of "what the neighbors would think". I would follow my heart, and my head, and no longer be constrained by convention. That's how I became Joy Unconfined.

Will

July 29, 2008 9:57 PM

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Actress Keira Knightley made news this week when Britain's Daily Mail reported that she wouldn't allow publicity photos to digitally enhance her breasts for her new movie "The Duchess."

Apparently, the crack marketing team behind 2004's "King Arthur" thought it would be a good idea to use sex to sell its violent telling of Camelot. After being given a C cup, Knightley said she didn't give a "[expletive deleted]" at the time.

But now she's putting her foot down. And I say good.

While I've always been a fan of hers, I've never been under the delusion that she has large breasts. And I can't imagine the target audience for "The Duchess" hasn't noticed the same thing in Keira's previous films.

But just in case you haven't seen her before (or even if you have), let's take a look at a brief photographic history of her resume, shall we:

Will

July 29, 2008 7:35 PM

I am obsessed with a little television program called "Beverly Hills, 90210." Not the reincarnation (although, if they brought back Dylan McKay, I'd be all over it) - I'm talking about the old school, 90s hair, spandex- and chokers-wearing, Brandon-sideburn-having version.

It's on at 5 and 6 p.m. every week day on SoapNet, and I DVR both hours every single day, even if I am home to watch it live.

Tonight, I got a special treat when season 10's hot David Silver (Brian Austin Green, who now wears eyeliner for some reason) mentioned Fresno. Was it derogatory? Ehhh... not really. Okay, maybe a little. Or maybe that's my Fresnority Complex talking.

You decide:

Heather

July 29, 2008 3:44 PM

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... then you need to check out Flamenco in northeast Fresno.

The restaurant has a Singles Night every Wednesday, 6-8 p.m., that targets people who are 35 or older, single, divorced or widowed and tired of the usual dating scene.

The place has speed dating, but here's the part that caught the eye of a couple of friends: Ladies get 10% off drinks for each inch of heel. That's right, if you can squeeze your tootsies into, say, Victoria Beckham-like 5-inch stilettos, you get your drinks half off.

So, if anyone out there has 10-inch heels ...

Felicia Matlosz

July 29, 2008 3:39 PM

PEOPLE NICK LACHEY.JPGVisalia's Stan Carrizosa got some good news Monday night. He was one of six contestants on the ABC summer reality show "High School Musical: Get in the Picture" who has advanced to the field of 24 finalists.

The 17-year-old El Diamante High School student just has to last a few more rounds. Here's what he will get for his efforts.

Rick Bentley

July 29, 2008 3:29 PM

My thanks to Brodiemash at The Dumb Are Mostly Intrigued By the Drum for always keeping me in the loop.

Enjoy. I sure did:

Heather

July 29, 2008 12:16 PM

Assuming no one is hurt by the 5.8 5.4 earthquake that hit Los Angeles this morning, I will keep posting these all day ...

-- Fallout from the North Hollywood earthquake! (see photo above)

-- "When the earthquake struck I bravely bolted past my small children to secure my 50" plasma on the wall. I'm a hero, it didn't break." (a Tweet)

-- One person's "tragic loss" (here's another) (and another, though arguably less valuable)

-- A Tweet so inappropriate yet one of which I dare not deprive Beehive readers (update on this woman)

-- Here's video of a puppy seemingly reacting to the quake (at the :33 mark):

Will

July 29, 2008 12:15 PM

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Fresno emcee Chuck Dimes dropped "Keep the Change," his new album, last week. Today we're offering up the album's first cut, "Milk Money," as a free download to Beehive readers.

"Keep the Change" is 14 tracks deep, with a certain true school hip-hop ethos that Chuck Dimes is known for. The album also takes turns into both personal and political territory.

There are guest spots from Fashawn, Diego Redd, Turbin and more, plus production contributions from the likes of 3 a.m. Hecktik Soprano, and KP, who produced "Milk Money."

One more note: Chuck Dimes and crew are filming the video for "Milk Money" on Wednesday morning. If you want to be in it, be in front of Sugar Hill at 10 a.m.

DOWNLOAD: Chuck Dimes - Milk Money (mp3) - Warning: Language NSFW

Mike Oz

July 29, 2008 11:07 AM

Group1_069[1].rc.a.jpgBack in 1998, I wrote a story about the negative images of women on television. Among the shows mentioned was "Felicity." That series started with a young high school graduate (played by Keri Russell) opting to change her college plans just so she could follow a boy she liked across the country.

It seemed like a negative message to send to young women.

Soon after the story published, I got an e-mail from the show's creator, a then not-so-well-known J.J. Abrams. He understood my complaint. He just asked that I watch more than one episode before I made up my mind about the series. Abrams was right. The show did feature a very strong female character.

Now I am waiting for another e-mail from Abrams to tell me his new series "Fringe" will get better.

Rick Bentley

July 29, 2008 11:06 AM

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...fans of the Stephenie Meyer series are breathlessly awaiting the fourth and final book, which will be released at 12:01 Saturday.

Until then, stories are popping up about clues to "Breaking Dawn," the ongoing saga of Bella and her hunky vampire Edward. Some info comes courtesy of Meyer herself, through an interview -- and let this be your SPOILER ALERT -- at Entertainment Weekly's Web site.

And the media coverage of the event continues to build. (I wrote a story that appeared in Monday's Bee, aimed at people unfamiliar with the tale. My Hive colleague Heather McLane recently wrote a blog about the phenomenon.

The Chicago Sun-Times has a story trying to explain the blockbuster. Newsweek has a Q&A with Meyer. The author is appearing on Good Morning America on Thursday, so the show is asking fans to send in questions. Heck, you can check Meyer's own Web site for any last-minute news.

And, of course, stars of the the upcoming movie "Twilight" (first book in the series) were a big hit at Comic-Con in San Diego.

Let's just hope "Breaking Dawn" lives up to all the hype.

Are you anxious to read this final book? Why?

Felicia Matlosz

July 29, 2008 10:42 AM

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I'm a music snob. I admit, acknowledge and accept this.

Accordingly, I've had to learn to not get mad at mainstream corporate radio when it peddles feces at the masses, when it calls a song that I downloaded last week an "exclusive" or when it plays one of those "you heard it here first" promos for a song that's hella old.

But B95, the radio station I despise second most in Fresno, still found a way to get me worked up last night. During a song segue, it played its (total paraphrase here) "B95 brings you the new music first" promo and then played ... are you ready for this .... Katy Perry's "I Kissed a Girl."

Wow, B95, thanks so much for introducing this brand new song to me, which I have never ever heard before ever in my life. It's not like it's been the No. 1 song in the country for five weeks or anything. It's not like another station in your same building plays it all the time.

Way to go, B95. Thanks for bringing Fresno the best in hip-hop.

Mike Oz

July 28, 2008 8:41 PM

I have DVR, so it's very rare that I will watch a commercial. However, I recently cleaned out all of my recorded programs, and found myself watching live television this evening (Hey look! Anthony Bourdain is in Uruguay drinking tons of alcohol and eating a lot of meat. That's weird.).

Since I couldn't fast forward the commercials, I was forced to endure the following ad for a product I can't begin to understand: Head On. The commercial is pretty old, so I'm sure you've seen it:

Heather

July 28, 2008 6:43 PM

Is there a difference?


I know, I know. That's just mean. It's not like the poor pig chose to look like that on purpose.


Heather

July 28, 2008 6:07 PM

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Oh, Shia (and, heck, is it pronounced LaBoof or LaBeef?). Just last year in Vanity Fair magazine you talked about sticking to the straight and narrow. After all, your old man had a problem with drugs. You told VF:

"To say that I've never had a drink or smoked weed--coming from my family--is insane. But also, I know what it does if you get out of control. I know how hard it was to get my life to where it is. There's so much riding that those small little joys of the high are not interesting to me."

Well, I guess that was some piece of acting on your part. This weekend you -- allegedly -- got drunk and climbed behind the wheel of a pickup. You then collided with another vehicle. It's bad enough you racked up another suspicion of DUI for Hollywood's spoiled young set and injured yourself. But you also injured your passenger and the other driver. Hmm, what if today we were all talking about how you had killed someone?

But, going back to that VF article, I've wondered if being "the next big thing," as Lindsay Lohan once was touted, was getting to you. There was that weird, drunken confrontation with guards at a Walgreens in Chicago in late 2007. But La-La Land bigwigs overlooked it because, you know, you had just been in the money-maker "Transformers," and you were getting ready for the long-awaited hyped-up return of "Indiana Jones."

But maybe Hollywood will take a warier look this time. Gold Derby's Tom O'Neil penned this assessment about your possible status swing from serious up-and-coming actor to the next-big-headache.

In any case, by the looks of your truck at the accident (as seen on Hollywood.TV via YouTube.com), you got lucky this time. This one time.

Felicia Matlosz

July 28, 2008 5:09 PM

The Hive Five is a new Beehive feature in which we hope to catalog the best that Fresno has to offer in various categories. And when we say "best," we say it loosely. Today we look at the "best" local business names.

5. ABOVE AVERAGE INSURANCE: Why would you want the best insurance, when you can go with a solid C+?

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Mike Oz

July 28, 2008 1:05 PM

Here's the second installment of my Muxtape series. Lots of fresh stuff here -- from the funk to rock to hip-hop, from Beck to Elzhi. Click the tape to listen to my current Muxtape playlist. Warning: Some language NSFW.

For your reading accompaniment, here are some notes and thoughts on my picks:

Mike Oz

July 28, 2008 12:14 PM

For those who didn't catch Diane Sawyer's special about Randy Pausch in April, you'll have the opportunity to see it Tuesday, July 29, at 10 p.m. on ABC-TV (KFSN, Channel 30). It's called "The Last Lecture: A Love Story for Your Life."

Pausch, a professor whose September 2007 "Last Lecture" became a YouTube phenomenon and basis for a best-selling book, died Friday at age 47 of pancreatic cancer. He became a beloved figure, through his bravery, humor and warmth in living every day its fullest, despite his illness. And he inspired others to recognize the goodness in life, to have fun and, so importantly, to have dreams.

If you would like to see the YouTube video -- which had generated more than 3.2 million hits by the day Pausch died and, as of this morning, is approaching 4.75 million hits -- here it is:


Felicia Matlosz

July 28, 2008 11:12 AM

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If I interview Rachael Taylor one more time this year, it officially will be stalking. The first time I met with the former Tasmania beauty pageant contestant was a year ago at the Four Seasons Hotel in Los Angeles. We talked about her role in "Transformers." The second meeting was earlier this year in a small backroom of the convention center in San Francisco. That was to talk about her work in "Shutter."

Our latest meeting is over a glass of wine at a small table in the shadow of Chateau Montelena Winery in Calistoga. And yes, we talk about her new movie.

Rick Bentley

July 28, 2008 9:46 AM

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Check out the newest search engine at Cuil.com. Apparently it searches three times more of the Web than Google.

*** UPDATE: Cuil seems to have found Fresno now. Must have been a first-day glitch. Any Beehive readers out there wanna give their review about this thing? ***

Will

July 27, 2008 7:24 PM

I thought it was a bad picture. Apparently it's a bad series of pictures. Or, just a bad face.

Stop trying so hard, Madge. You're a legend no matter how many wrinkles you had have. Can we talk about your arms, though, for a sec?

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Heather

July 27, 2008 1:16 PM

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Don't get me wrong, I enjoy summer as much as the next person. Spending the day by the pool, unashamedly eating ice cream, enjoying the fresh air conditioning on my face – it's all glorious. But my heart truly belongs to fall, for a number of reasons:

The Office
Entourage
Dexter

September is the month all of my favorite television shows come back from hiatus. To remind me that there's life after sweat and sunscreen, Showtime has posted a preview clip for season three of "Dexter," and I have to say, it looks like it's going to be a good one.

I've said it before, but you should be watching this show. Season one is available to rent, and season two will be out August 19.

Enjoy, but get the kids out of the room first:

Heather

July 27, 2008 10:05 AM

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Yes. The Fresno Bee's very own news copy editor extraordinaire and NPR fanatic Emily Kuchar (she begins her daily shift to "All Things Considered" on her iPod) was the opening-segment contestant on Saturday's episode of the news game show "Wait Wait Don't Tell Me."

Highlights include one of the panelists flexing knowledge of our fair city, as well as the apparently very funny Emily calling a certain presidential candidate "gorgeous."

LISTEN TO HER SEGMENT: The segment is called "Who's Carl This Time?" (And, spoiler alert, she did win the ultimate prize of Carl Kasell's voice on her voicemail.)

Will

July 26, 2008 8:45 PM

mammamiastill2.jpgThe critical consensus on "Mamma Mia," which Beehiver Will still hasn't seen even though he keeps talking about going, seems to be is that the film has some major flaws but is still a lot of fun to see -- if you're into movie musicals. Still, there are some pretty feisty defenders of the film out there. Here's a sample call in reaction to my review from a reader named Tina, who from the sounds of it took a small multigenerational army to the multiplex:

We just took about 12 people to see "Mamma Mia" today. You know what, you are so off base with your review, dude ... I don't know what kind of movies you really do like, but I'll tell you, the whole auditorium was clapping. So Pierce doesn't have a voice … but you know what, Meryl Streep's role in that show is phenomenal. My 17 year old daughter loved it, my 91 year old residents loved it, I'm 45 and I loved it ... So you are way off base on this one, dude. You missed the mark, buddy. Maybe you'd better take some people with you and pick their brain before you slaughter a really great movie. Take care. I'd love to hear your singing voice someday. Bye.

Tina: (Or may I call you Mrs. Dude?): If you read to the end of my review, you'll find that I concluded my "Dancing Queen" metaphor with this line: "The movie version might not count as royalty, but any Abba fan will want to take a chance on it anyway." I think that's pretty fair. P.S.: I am in no way Broadway (or even local theater) caliber in terms of my singing voice, but I think that I (and about 200 million other U.S. citizens) could belt it out better than Pierce Brosnan.

Donald Munro

July 26, 2008 3:29 PM

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I can't let this Saturday go by without saying "Happy Birthday" to one of my fave actors, the enigmatic and brilliant Kevin Spacey.

He's turning 49 today, and I'll be the first to admit I doubt he can match his impressive heyday film stretch in the 1990s when the man won two Academy Awards within five years. How do you top films like "The Usual Suspects" and "American Beauty"?

And, yes, he's had some embarrassing misses in the years since (why make drivel such as "K-PAX"?)

But, so far in 2008, Kevin's enjoying a respectable year. His commitment to live theatre, as artistic director of the Old Vic theatre in London, continues strongly. His film, "21," was a modest hit. And he just earned an Emmy nomination for a best actor role in HBO's "Recount."

My favorite Spacey role and movie still is his turn as Verbal Kint in "The Usual Suspects," the first film in which Spacey caught my attention. I give an honorable mention to his role as Buddy Ackerman in "Swimming with Sharks."

Anyone out there have a favorite Spacey role or movie?

Felicia Matlosz

July 26, 2008 1:44 PM

First there was The Bar, next came the The Other Bar and now, lineage intact, there's The Next Bar.

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This most recent addition is at 4231 E. Shields Ave., where Club Glo used to be.

Mike Oz

July 25, 2008 6:55 PM

OK, Fowler, but what did Clovis used to be that it's not anymore?

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Seems fit for multiple choice, if you ask me:
A. The only city in America with a person-to-antique store ratio of 3-to-1.
B. The place where K-Fed rests his brilliant little head?
C. A town where Jesus, George Bush and Woody are the most popular Halloween costumes.
D. Write your own.

Mike Oz

July 25, 2008 4:14 PM

Here's a little promotional material (nicely produced, btw) that has been floating around my MySpace bulletins list all month:

And while I've said recently that I was gonna go see this thing, I actually am this time. Tonight, in fact.

Will I see you there?

Will

July 25, 2008 3:02 PM

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We here at The Beehive interrupt this space usually reserved for a bikinied Britney Spears smoking in front of her kid and Big Fresno Fair concert speculation for a little cross-promotion.

Over on The Beehive's sister blog for the sports fans in the Valley, the wait is over. Check out the new Sports Buzz to see the new look -- just in time for football season.

Like it? Let our designer, Jason Melgoza, know.

Hate it? Um, let John Mincks (my producing counterpart for sports) know.

Now back to our regularly scheduled drag queens looking better than Amy Winehouse and notes from the theater beat.

Will

July 25, 2008 2:52 PM

Chicago.JPGCall me a purist, but I think that the musical "Chicago" should be more sexy than funny. Sure, there are lots of frivolous and laugh-out-loud moments in the oft-performed John Kander/Fred Ebb/Bob Fosse stage version, which got a big boost from the Oscar-winning 2002 movie. But the laughter should be sharp and cutting. This is a show about skin, sex, corruption, gyrating bodies, tight costumes and -- not to forget -- murder, along with the whole theme of glorifying empty celebrity. Goofy and slapstick don't fit nearly so well on that list.

Consider the second-act courtroom scene, a near-train-wreck-moment, on opening night of the Good Company Players production at Roger Rocka's Dinner Theater. Steve Souza, playing all the members of the jury as is customary, hopped from chair to chair just as you'd expect. As he created different characterizations, he pretended to pick his nose, chat on the phone, use binoculars, drink out of a flask, etc. All this takes place as Roxie Hart (played by Julie Lucido), on the witness stand for murdering her lover, is undergoing friendly examination by her superstar attorney, Billy Flynn (Peter Allwine). The trick is to make the multiple-jury-member gag wryly amusing without disrupting the flow of the action.

As staged by Scott Hancock, however, the scene bogs down.

(UPDATED 7/26: Roxie's "husband" corrected to "lover.")

Donald Munro

July 25, 2008 2:46 PM

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In April, ABC-TV's Diane Sawyer spent a whole hour in prime time with Randy Pausch. I had no idea who he was, or why he warranted such coverage. But the title was intriguing: "The Last Lecture: A Love Story for Your Life." It became abundantly clear why she wanted to talk to him: It was an uplifting look into his fight against pancreatic cancer and his refusal to stop living life to its fullest. Warm and engaging, Pausch, a Carnegie Mellon professor, was the teacher we all wish we had had.

By then, he had become a huge YouTube phenomenon, with his "Last Lecture." It has generated more than 3.2 million hits.

Today, July 25, is a sad one for those who knew this day was coming but hoped for the impossible: Pausch lost his battle with cancer. He was only 47 and leaves behind his wife, Jai, and three children. Commentaries and remembrances have already started to pour in, such as this one on TIME's Web site.

Dylan Thomas once famously wrote, "do not go gentle into that good night" ... and Pausch certainly did not.

Felicia Matlosz

July 25, 2008 1:18 PM

Filming of the locally-produced “T.R.A.C.K. Alive!’ continues this weekend. The crew of the potential television competition series, under the guidance of former Fresno High School track coach Julia Ann Dudley, will be at Woodward Park 7:30 a.m. - 1 p.m. Saturday. The public is invited to come out and watch athletes compete for prize money for their school or track club.

Dudley says generally the filming has gone well. There just have been a few problems along the way with injuries and finances.

“Track is not a glamorous sport so it has been hard to raise money for the show,” Dudley says after a filming session.

Rick Bentley

July 25, 2008 12:58 PM

Welcome, Beehive fans, to another Post No Bills -- our goliath weekly look at what's going on in Fresno. No reason to go through all those MySpace bulletins. We do it for you. You're welcome.

Below you'll find the largest collection of Fresno concert, club and event fliers anywhere on the Web. It's our way of proving every week that anybody who says there's nothing to do in Fresno is either crazy or lazy. So grab your calendar and start making plans.

As always, we welcome contributions bands, artists, venues, promoters and regular joes. Send flier links to mosegueda@fresnobee.com.

Mike Oz

July 25, 2008 12:44 PM

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You know how it is when you find something you love and you instantly want everyone you know to love it, too?

Here is a random list of things we at the Beehive are totally into at this very moment: some new, some not-so-new. We invite you to share your obsession in the comments.

Mike Oz: "If you would have asked last week it was The Ting Tings, but this week that peppy, poppy place in my heart has been taken over by The Black Kids. So what if Pitchfork hates them now, I think the Jacksonville band's new CD "Partie Traumatic" is a whole lot of fun. Loaded with '80s influenced indie rock, it's got some slithery, sexy songs like "Hurriane Jane" and "Listen to Your Body" next to synthed-up sing-alongs like "I Wanna Be Your Limousine" and "Look at Me (When I Rock Wichoo)."

Felicia: "Ever since I saw recent photos of Victoria Beckham and Heidi Klum in baggy jeans, I've wanted a pair. It's such a welcome change to the skinny jeans that designers have decreed women sausage-squeeze their way into for the past couple of years. My problem is that I can't find any specifically made for women (you know, with a waistline that hangs at the hips) so I've had to settle for a $20 pair of men's Levi's "Signature" loose relaxed fit jeans from Target, in the smallest size I could find.

"Does anyone out there know where I can find baggy jeans for women?"

Heather

July 25, 2008 11:04 AM

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RoseMary Shell thought she had found the man of her dreams in Wayne Gibbs. And, gosh darn it, she thought he loved her, too. After all, he proposed in October 2006. So she quits her $81,000 job in Pensacola, Fla. to be with him in Gainesville.

Well, guess what Gibbs did ... and guess who sued for breach of contract.

And guess who won a $150,000 judgment.

Now, the national media is all over this story, and Shell did an exclusive interview this morning on the Today show. She's still got the engagement ring and plans to sell it. Judging by the size of that rock (not the one seen here), she'll be snagging some cool cash from any transaction.

There's a lot of lessons here for those who propose and for those who accept: What is a promise? What is a commitment? What is real love? And, unfortunately here, what's the name of a good lawyer?

We don't know all the details about this love affair gone sour. But do you agree with the jury's decision?

Felicia Matlosz

July 25, 2008 10:28 AM

Because you need more cowbell.

1. Check out Thunder in the Park, today through Sunday, with plenty of bikers, vendors and local music -- plus headliners Foghat and -- yes -- Blue Oyster Cult. To see Will Ferrell, however, you'll have to go here instead.

Mike Oz

July 25, 2008 10:21 AM

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FRIDAY July 25

  • We made it. After more than 40 public events, all sorts of free culminations, hundreds of hard-working students, a bevy of world-class guest artists -- another CSU Summer Arts comes to a close. Today is your last chance to get a taste of this popular festival with the final round of student performances. (And they're all free!) I'd get there REALLY early for the Steppenwolf culmination -- the theater is small and the show, Lanford Wilson's "Balm in Gilead," is powerful. (I saw it the last time Steppenwolf came to Summer Arts.) Here's a list of culminations:
  • Memoir writing, 1 p.m., Conley Lecture Hall
  • Film post production, 3 p.m., Conley Lecture Hall
  • Music composition, 4:30 p.m., Concert Hall
  • Flamenco guitar, 6 p.m., Concert Hall
  • Animation, 7 p.m., Lyles Gallery
  • Clown performance, 7:30 p.m., John Wright Theatre
  • Steppenwolf Theatre, 8:30 p.m., Woods Theatre

Donald Munro

July 25, 2008 9:48 AM

In Bee film critic Rick Bentley's print review of "The X-Files: I Want to Believe," he writes:

Mulder and Scully ... take on a mundane abduction case with the help of a psychic (Billy Connolly) ... that's not enough to make the story worthy of an "X-Files" case. The attempt to provide for many instead of the few loyal fans is the film's undoing. The case ends up being nothing more than something done better on "CSI."

Here's his one-minute version (edited by Tom Brisson):

And now, the trailers ...

Will

July 25, 2008 7:57 AM

I hate when people make fun of Meg Ryan's appearance. I love Meg – unabashedly, unashamedly, unconditionally. When Harry Met Sally, Sleepless in Seattle, You've Got Mail, French Kiss... too many hours in my life have been spent watching these movies. Love Meg. Love her.

Only...

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... I mean. Neck glitter?

[Photo: Vittorio Zunino Celotto/Getty]

Heather

July 24, 2008 7:05 PM

Uploaded yesterday on YouTube, location: the ever-classy Club One Casino in downtown Fresno (had lunch there last Friday, so I'm not a hater):

It took me 14 seconds to figure out what song they were singing. (How bout you?)

I love karaoke. I like that it's an opportunity for non-singers to shine. But if you can't sing it, then you gotta bring it.

And I know there are a bunch of places in town that offer this affordable and entertaining activity. My favorite is Sierra Lanes (where I've sung "Cold Day in July" by the Dixie Chicks and "Tomorrow" from "Annie"). Both times I've seen a very talented older gentlemen serenade his wife (of what would have to be 50 years) with classic Dean Martin-type tunes.

UPDATE 8/2: I got the bug after posting this, so I went to Tokyo Garden and did "Memory" from "Cats" ... my wife hates "Cats," but she says it's still better than the time I did "I Don't Know How to Love Him" from "Jesus Christ Superstar"):

Will

July 24, 2008 5:18 PM

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Here's the silly and not-so-silly stuff that's caught my eye and ear this week:

And, finally, I wish I had made a much earlier pitch to you for ABC's most-excellent "Hopkins" documentary series. There are only two episodes left, tonight and July 31. But, in a TV world swathed in faux-called reality shows ("The Hills," anyone?) and contest-driven drivel, this program about Johns Hopkins Hospital in Baltimore, one of the best hospitals in the nation, stands far above the TV wasteland.

Felicia Matlosz

July 24, 2008 3:52 PM

Friday night's a chance to catch two Rogue Festival encores as part of the Rogue Year Round program.

More info? Read The Beehive's reviews of "I Was A Sexually Confused Teenager" and "Airplane Jayne's Talking About ... " Another note: The address on the flier is incorrect. Ashtree is at 1035 Fulton St.

Mike Oz

July 24, 2008 2:34 PM

Seasonal sign in the window at Acme Printing on Wishon in the Tower District:

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Unrelated, but also notable: Why is Fresno High School watering its fields at high noon? Are they exempt from the watering rules, or do they just not know about them?

Heather

July 24, 2008 11:44 AM

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While we've already covered the The Big Fresno Fair concert lineup here on The Beehive, here are a couple notes that came up recently that I think are worth sharing:

1. The previously open Oct. 10 date has been filled with country singer Randy Travis.

2. Apparently, something big is in the works. While prepping something on fair tickets for this Friday's issue of 7, I got this quote from Fair head honcho John Alkire:

"The biggest and potentially the best show will be announced soon. We think that this performance will be something different and appeal to a wide audience. So stay tuned.”

Enough to make you wonder isn't it? Let's hear some predictions and wildest dreams about what act it could be.

Mike Oz

July 24, 2008 10:22 AM

I've been tickled for days over The Fresnan's brilliant technique for dealing with obnoxious people who trumpet inane cell-phone conversations in enclosed public spaces: He tapes them and posts them online. That's what he did at a recent "Dark Knight" screening at Broadway Faire when some guy jawed on for 20 minutes before the previews started. The audio quality isn't great, but it's more the genius of the idea than the actual content of the conversation that makes it a kick.

Just think: Militias of cell-phone-recording activists could record annoying conversations and then go home and post them. Web sites could be built; millions could be made. If someone wants to blab in your face, fine, but maybe folks would think twice if they knew that their very public conversations were being recorded for posterity.

Donald Munro

July 24, 2008 9:55 AM

I say no. No missing teeth, emphysema attacks or bloody clothes? No thank you.

Judge for yourself:


[Source: Dlisted - NSFW]

Heather

July 24, 2008 9:36 AM

Oh man, here's how I started this Thursday: Stephen Colbert rapping, a Nas guest spot on The Colbert Report, Bill O'Reilly hate, Fox News rants ... pure gold!

Here's Part Two, with Colbert rhyming and the Nas interview:

Mike Oz

July 23, 2008 6:59 PM

Can someone tell Mariah Carey this, please?

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Heather

July 23, 2008 6:00 PM

Tell me why I should. I gotta say, I am interested after seeing this trailer:

Oh, hi, Will here. Big musical fan confessing to not seeing "Mamma Mia." It debuted on the West End in 1999 during the semester I was studying in London. I saw countless shows that spring (was studying theater, btw), but I neglected to see the big new show "Mamma Mia" because I didn't care to see a musical based around previously recorded pop songs.

Will

July 23, 2008 5:15 PM

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My first reaction upon hearing about Therapy, a new pool party at Tachi Palace that starts Sunday, was "Oh, that's a cool idea."

It's an obvious take-off of Rehab at Hard Rock Cafe in Las Vegas, but it seemed like a good fit. Nice pool. Hot weather. Swimsuits. Something a little different than the typical nightclub. DJs, live music and (I'm guessing) drinks. What's not to like?

The more I thought about it, though, the more I wondered whether people would go. If you live in Lemoore or Hanford, then OK cool. If you're partying at Tachi at Saturday night, stay overnight and want to keep it going on Sunday, OK cool.

But will people drive 40 minutes from Fresno and pay $20 to go to something like this?

Maybe they will. Or maybe this is something that works within the wildness of Las Vegas.

What do you guys think?

Mike Oz

July 23, 2008 2:22 PM

I think so. Good job, Elmo Marconi and whoever designed this wonderous piece of promotional nostalgia.

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Not that I should have to remind you, but more fliery goodness can be found in Post No Bills.

Mike Oz

July 23, 2008 1:40 PM

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We here at the Beehive have a very real, very understandable obsession with all things NPH, so when I saw that he was going to be on "Sesame Street" as – wait for it – a shoe fairy, I very nearly cried with joy.

I am unable to embed the video here, but you need to see this immediately, so click this link before the "Sesame Street" overlords make it go away.

[Source: Towleroad]

Heather

July 23, 2008 1:05 PM

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It's all the local news and stuff from the blogosphere that you need to Fres-Know:

SHORT NOTICE: If you shop at Mervyn's because you're "vertically challenged" you may want to stock up on your tiny Hillard & Hanson pants sooner than later. [Fresno Bee Business Blog]
NOVEMBER NEWS: Did QueerFresno get the inside scoop on Fresno mayoral candidates Ashley Swearengin's and Henry T. Perea's leanings on Proposition 8? [QueerFresno]
WON'T YOU BE MY NEIGHBOR?: Wish you knew your neighbors better? Tired of living next to that grumpy woman who never says hello and who is constantly calling security on your every move (sorry about that, by the way - I like quiet), take a look at plans for this friendly Fresno neighborhood. [Opinion Talk]
AT LEAST WE'RE CONSISTENT: Fresno ranks last in some report having to do with Americans' well-being or something, blah blah blah, whatevs. [Late Update]
BOO: Looking for a way to get out some aggression this Halloween? Auditions for the Friday Night Scream Park, which is looking for scary characters (or scaracters - thank you and good night!), will be held this weekend. [Fresno Famous]
DEGREES OF FRESNO: Matt Damon's upcoming movie, "The Informant," has a Fresno connection, but since it's not me and him and a weekend at Bass Lake, I've already lost interest. [CBS 47]

Heather

July 23, 2008 11:30 AM

homepic.jpgThe Kronos Quartet, which wowed an audience Tuesday night at Fresno State as part of CSU Summer Arts, is not your great-great-grandmother's string quartet. No staid Sunday afternoon music recitals or Victorian-upholstered private garden parties here. Mozart and Schumann? Let them get in line behind John Adams, Clint Mansell and a bevy of international composers whose names you might trip over and whose music speaks of a world view, not just a Western one.

Sitting on a square, slightly raised platform in the John Wright Theatre and flanked by floor-level stage lights, a scattering of exotic stringed instruments and giant speakers, the quartet exuded a sort of hip, relaxed modernity. Audiences have experienced the Kronos Quartet in literally thousands of concerts over the past 30 years in some of the world's great venues, but it's hard to imagine a more intimate space than the John Wright to experience this group's potent personality.

Donald Munro

July 23, 2008 11:29 AM

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That's right - it's time for another round of Degrees of Fresno. We haven't done this in a while, so if you need to refresh your memory on how the game is played, please check out the first five installments of the game. For those of you averse to clicking a link, simply trace the Degrees of Fresno pick back to Fresno using her career, family, news stories, etc.

My choice for DoF candidate this week is Ms. Heather Locklear, who is now home and resting from spending four weeks in a treatment center in Arizona for anxiety and depression (if the gorgeous people are anxious and depressed, what chance do the rest of us have?!).

Remind Heather what a great and varied career she's had, and especially, how that career leads back to wonderful, depression- and worry-free Fresno.

It's Heather Locklear vs.

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Heather

July 23, 2008 7:28 AM

Yesterday, thanks to Britney Spears, we delved into the distressing world of celebrities and the bad examples they can set for their children, particularly when these kids start sharing their smoking habits. Today, I'll leave my soapbox at home and instead revel in the pure joy that is Matthew McConaughey and Model Girlfriend's completely pure and untainted newborn child, Levi, seen here on the cover of –

Oh my god. Does this kid look a little relaxed to you?

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Oh, Matthew...

Heather

July 22, 2008 6:12 PM

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It had to happen, but it's still sad. The weekly movie review show that Roger Ebert launched with the late Gene Siskel in 1975 is kaput.

Sure, Disney has tapped two guys who you probably never heard of to take over the "At the Movies" duties of Ebert (who's been off the show for about two years battling health issues) and Siskel's lightweight replacement, Richard Roeper, who couldn't reach a contract extension.

But, really, the show hasn't been the same since Siskel's death in 1999 (he's pictured here with Ebert). The show, born at a PBS station in Chicago, paired outspoken Sun-Times' film critic (Ebert) with his equally outspoken counterpart at The Tribune (Siskel). Their passion for film and depth of knowledge, combined with their spirited exchanges, was wonderful television as the show's title evolved from "Sneak Previews" to "Siskel & Ebert," reflecting their growing status with their famous thumbs-up or thumbs-down pronouncements. I loved watching them verbally spar over films or effusively praise them. I respected their opinions and couldn't wait to hear what they thought of the latest releases.

Together, they became arguably the two most famous film critics in the country. You can still watch their reviews by checking out the archives at this Web site ... for now, at least.

Yes, it's a wistful good-bye. As Siskel or Ebert use to say: "The balcony is closed."

Felicia Matlosz

July 22, 2008 3:57 PM

Britney Spears has definitely cleaned up her act since Daddy Spears moved in and took control, but it's nice to see that some things never change.

And by nice, I mean, dear god, someone get CPS on the phone. Again.

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More awesome mommy-ing after the jump:

Heather

July 22, 2008 2:35 PM

Will

July 22, 2008 2:24 PM

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Fans of the hit sitcom "The Golden Girls" are saddened by the passing Tuesday of Estelle Getty, the tiny actress who played Bea Arthur's acerbic but caring mother. I remember watching the show on Saturday nights and always looking forward to Getty's scenes as Sophia Petrillo. You never knew what she was going to let fly out of her mouth.

Most people will remember Getty, who would have turned 85 on Friday, for that Emmy Award-winning role (she's pictured here with the trophy in 1998). Even though she was about the same age as Arthur, Getty transformed into Sophia through a white wig, huge eyeglasses, frumpy clothes, an ever-present purse and wonderful comedic timing.

But here's a few other things you should know about Getty:

  • She played Harvey Fierstein's mother in the original run of the Broadway hit and Tony Award-winning play"Torch Song Trilogy."
  • She also played Cher's mother in the film "Mask."
  • She started her career in Yiddish theater.
  • She wrote a 1988 autobiography, "If I Knew Then What I Know Now ... So What."
  • In a landmark for show biz lives, she was married for 57 years to businessman Arthur Gettleman, who died in 2004.
  • There is an official Estelle Getty Web site.
Thanks, Estelle, for a memorable run.


Felicia Matlosz

July 22, 2008 1:42 PM

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UPDATE: The Bee's Denny Boyles gives us an update from today's city council proceedings. Thumbs up to Andy Souza, who defended the MMA event's right to happen. Thumbs down to Brian Calhoun, who said it "demeans Fresno."

ORIGINAL POST: Last week when I saw an ABC 30 story that asked whether an August mixed martial arts event was too risqué for Woodward Park's Rotary Amphitheater, I thought it was the typical controversy-stirring you often see on TV news.

Then on Saturday, I saw a story in The Bee about one woman who is making it her mission to stop this cage-fighting event by appealing to City Council. I just had to shake my head at Christine Arbuckle.

From Denny Boyles' story:

"I'm really amazed it goes to this point without anyone complaining about it," Arbuckle said. "There has to be a better place than the park to host these fights."

Arbuckle said she thinks parks are where children should be taught to play. "Now we're talking about holding a blood sport there?" Arbuckle said.

Mike Oz

July 22, 2008 11:26 AM

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You're No. 1 in your late night time slot for about a dozen years. You bring in millions of dollars in revenue to NBC. You're an amiable guy, not sharp-witted like your late night rival, but likable and consistently funny. You occasionally break real news, like when your buddy, Arnold Schwarzenegger, announced he was running for governor.

Yet it seems NBC can't wait, Jay Leno, to shove you out the door to make room for a younger, hipper model to host The Tonight Show. Worse, a lot of people don't seem to care that you're leaving.

I'll admit I'm more a fan of your rival, David Letterman. He's caustic but can be so deeply-in-the-moment, as in the days after 9-11. A lot of us thought he was the rightful heir to the Tonight job in 1992. Heck, even legendary Tonight host Johnny Carson (who's impending departure was bemoaned for months before it happened) clearly favored Letterman, appeared on his show and even secretly wrote jokes for Letterman monologues. Carson never once shared the Tonight stage with you.

I do, however, feel sorry for you. The NBC bosses finally announce that Conan O'Brien starts June 1 with nary an accolade tossed your way. I guess it's downsizing Hollywood style. But, I suspect you're already lining up your next TV gig. And, let's face it, you are a millionaire so-many-times over.

But let's see if we can drum up some love for you here.

Folks, who's the better late night host? Leno, Letterman or O'Brien? And why?

Felicia Matlosz

July 22, 2008 11:24 AM

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Ya know, because you totally shouldn't take your kids to that Batman movie anymore.

1. Go see the only living Beatle who will come to the Fresno area. Ringo Starr -- with his All-Starr Band in tow -- perform at Tachi Palace in Lemoore tonight.

Some tickets are still available, I called and asked. You're welcome. Here's a pre-show primer. You're welcome again. And yeah, Paul, you could stop at Save Mart Center one of these days.

Mike Oz

July 22, 2008 11:02 AM

baileynewvertical.jpgOver the course of the MTV competition show "Legally Blonde The Musical: The Search for Elle Woods," I was a fan of 28-year-old Autumn Hurlbert from the start. She had the best voice of all 10 contestants, and I just had the feeling that she'd best be able to handle the rigors of performing eight shows a week on Broadway.

But I will admit that in the last couple of weeks of the show, Autumn faded a little. She never really clinched the deal for the role, you could say, and I think that's why it ultimately went last night to Bailey Hanks, who always had the clear advantage of absolutely looking the part.

The cool thing is that all four of the top-ranked contestants got roles with the show. Playbill.com sums it up:

Finalists Hurlbert, Rhiannon Hansen and Lauren Zakrin have all been cast in either the Broadway production or the first national tour of the musical, which launches in Providence, RI, Sept. 23. Hurlbert, the first runner-up in the competition, will understudy the role of Elle Woods on Broadway and will perform in the ensemble. Zakrin, the youngest contestant on the reality show, will understudy the tour's Elle Woods, Becky Gulsvig, and will also be a member of the ensemble. And, Hansen will play the role of Margot, Elle's best friend, on tour.

Donald Munro

July 22, 2008 10:29 AM

Natalie Portman has a new boyfriend named Devendra Banhart, who is, according to Wikipedia, "a Venezuelan-American folk rock singer-songwriter and musician."

Natalie Portman's love life doesn't really interest me (at least, not since she stopped dating ultra yummy Gael García Bernal, who is so amazingly beautiful, he inspires me to write things like "ultra yummy"), but I want to give this Devendra Banhart guy credit for inspiring Natalie to give her best performance since "The Professional."

Natalie Portman in Devendra Banhart's video for "Carmensita." Enjoy (click here for a much less blurry version).

Heather

July 22, 2008 7:54 AM

29.jpgThe story behind "The Dark Knight" just keeps getting darker. Various outlets, including AP on The Bee's home page, are reporting that "Batman" star Christian Bale was arrested in London:

Bale's mother and sister complained they were assaulted by the 34-year-old actor at the Dorchester Hotel in London on Sunday night, a day before the European premiere of his latest film, "The Dark Knight." The women made the allegation at a local police station in southern England on Monday, Britain's Press Association news agency said.

It didn't take long for the story to explode. In fact, the way I found out about the arrest this morning was when an email landed in my inbox at 7:41 am from someone wanting to be interviewed about media-crisis management:

The arrest of Batman star Christian Bale for assaulting his mother and sister in a London hotel threatens to damage the Batman brand (as well as Bale’s). The summer’s largest blockbuster could take a box office dive unless studio executives, and Bale himself move quickly to address the crisis. Ronn Torossian, CEO of NY based 5W Public Relations, which works extensively in crisis communications, including work for Sean “Diddy” Combs, Pamela Anderson and Snoop Dogg can discuss how executives should handle the latest crisis surrounding Dark Night:
“Christian Bale being arrested shortly after Batman being released has huge implications for the Batman movie. Many questions will arise, and both Bale and studio executives need to move quickly to address this crisis, particularly given cast member Heath Ledger’s earlier drug overdose death. There are huge implications for the brand as a whole. What will parents say to their children when they take them to the movie about why Batman beat up his mother?” said Torossian.

Donald Munro

July 21, 2008 10:28 PM

Someone asked me recently why I hate Katie Holmes.

I don't hate Katie Holmes. In fact, "Holmes" is a family name, so I may, on some twisted family tree branch, be related to the girl.

I think the more important question is why does Katie Holmes hate herself?

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[Photo: Wenn, via A Socialite's Life]

Heather

July 21, 2008 3:12 PM

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I'd been feeling some admiring regard for Sarah Jessica Parker. I totally backed her film version of "Sex and the City." I think she's an appealing actress and always seems like a genuine person in her media interviews.

I'm ready, however, to toss all that out the window now that I'm reading about her next idea. She thinks a "Project Runway" type of competition show centered on art will be a winner. We'll see if this really becomes a series on Bravo.

But what is she thinking? That art must be a shallow, I-know-what-I-like-when-I-see-it concoction requiring nothing more than a weekly premise and deadline pressure? That you can just label anything art and think the viewing public will buy it? That art is about as complicated as throwing together the ingredients of a Big Mac?

I know, I know. There will be people out there, for example, who think a lot of abstract art is a joke and over-rated and will applaud this type of endeavor. But that detracts from artists who seriously are trying to reflect the human experience or provide social commentary or just flat out mystify and amaze us through their artistic talent. This rant isn't about being snobby. It's about decrying another dumbing-down move that veils itself as educational but promises little in substance.

I can't wait to see how they describe Vincent Van Gogh: "Some Dutch guy who went cuckoo and cut off his ear. Oh, and yeah, he painted some sunflowers before he killed himself. They're mostly yellow and kinda cool."

I've no clue what the winner is supposed to get, but I bet it has more to do with "Sex and the City's" beloved Manolo Blahnik shoes than a trip to The Louvre.

Felicia Matlosz

July 21, 2008 1:36 PM

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The Gary Sinise lecture was bound to be a hit at the California State University Summer Arts program. He's a laudable stage actor, of character actor working roots, who's co-founder of one of the country's most prestigious theatre companies. He's also carved out a successful niche in the dog-eat-dog world of Hollywood and worked with some of the biggest names in the business, from Tom Hanks to Mel Gibson to Ron Howard.

If he's in Fresno, how could you not want to hear him talk about his experiences? The answer was obvious Sunday evening at Fresno State's John Wright Theatre. The venue was packed. The buzz was palpable. When Sinise walked on stage, he got a standing O (and at the end, too). The guy in front of me leaned forward in his seat and never sat back.

The setup was simple. Two chairs were placed toward the front of the stage. John Mayer, who teaches at CSU Stanislaus and has known Sinise for nearly 40 years, served as James Lipton for the evening. A short video offered highlights from Sinise's career, including clips from his Oscar-nominated turn as Lt. Dan in "Forrest Gump" (which, naturally, got the biggest cheers from the audience) and "Apollo 13." But it also showed scenes from Steppenwolf Theatre Company's landmark 1982 stage production of "True West," which Sinise also directed and co-starred in with John Malkovich, and from the company's adaptation of "The Grapes of Wrath" (which won a 1990 Tony Award for Best Play).

The video was a reminder of what an intense, compelling actor Sinise can be. And yet, the man who chatted for about an hour Sunday came across as modest and grateful for the career that he has enjoyed.

Felicia Matlosz

July 21, 2008 11:01 AM

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What did you do Friday night? Rico Rodriguez, oh he just hung out with Coldplay.

Rodriguez, you might remember, is the Fresno-bred drummer of Bay Area band Picture Atlantic. Rodriguez and his band won an opening spot for Friday night's Coldplay concert at HP Pavilion in San Jose.

We talked to Rodriguez as he was getting ready for the big show and now we're getting his post-Coldplay thoughts -- backstage encounters, an almost-exploding heart and everything else.

So what was it like?
It was amazing! Everyone treated us really well, including Coldplay. Performing in front of all those people was a dream come true. I can't wait to do it again.

Mike Oz

July 20, 2008 3:45 PM

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It's Sunday afternoon, and, the overcast sky shuttering my plans to spend the day lazily floating down a river, I find myself lounging on the couch, eating pretzels, drinking a beer soda and watching "Secret Admirer" on On Demand.

It's got me thinking about movies I will happily watch over and again on lazy Sunday afternoons – movies that most people haven't watched even once. These are my top five (click the title to see the trailer):

1. "Clue": Based on the board game (natch), starring Tim Curry, comes with three different endings. True story: back in the day, my brother and I used to recite the dialogue to this movie every night as we washed the dishes after dinner. Due to my older sister privileges, I always got to be the characters with the most lines.

2. "Moonstruck": Most people adore this film for the moment Cher slaps Nic Cage and tells him to "snap out of it!" I love every other moment in the movie, especially the one where John Mahoney sees Danny Aiello on his knees proposing in a restaurant and asks the waiter, "Is that man praying?" Una storia vera: "Moonstruck" inspired me take three semesters of Italian in college.

Heather

July 20, 2008 11:20 AM

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It was very funny stuff. Especially because -- and I'm sure every audience member was thinking the same thing -- it wasn't me.

Clowns terrify some people. After watching Shiner's smooth and expertly paced show at a packed John Wright Theatre, I'm thinking that at least some of that childhood terror comes from a fear of being plucked from the audience.

Donald Munro

July 19, 2008 11:10 PM

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Here's your chance to talk about "The Dark Knight's" opening weekend. Was every screening in the area sold out? What did you think of Ledger's performance? And (be honest here) were you more likely to go (or plan to go) because of all the publicity? [Photo: comicbookmovie.com]

Donald Munro

July 19, 2008 10:28 PM

"Mad Men," an AMC series most of you aren't watching, was the big winner at the Television Critics Association 24th annual awards tonight. The series about the advertising game in the early '60s won Program of the Year, Outstanding New Program of the Year and Outstanding Achievement in Drama.

To take the hat trick, the first-year series bested the likes of "Pushing Daisies," "Lost," "The Wire" and "John Adams."

Don't shed any tears for "John Adams." The HBO mini-series about the second President picked up the TCA award as Outstanding Achievement in Movies, Mini-series and Specials. Paul Giamatti, who portrayed Adams, was given the Individual Achievement in Drama award. In accepting the award, Giammatti says that while the honor was for individual achievement making the mini-series was definitely a group effort.


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Rick Bentley

July 19, 2008 9:22 PM

A couple of weeks ago, Heather asked us Beehivers what we were obsessed with. At the time, I had nothing. But tonight I stumbled upon "Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog," a three-part Internet series (13 minutes apiece) starring Doogie as an evildoer who blogs -- and sings.

My favorite part is it's a musical. But it's also very funny -- much in the same way the puppet Dracula musical bit in "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" was very funny.

The bad news: it's only up for free till midnight Sunday. So go, watch it, do it. Do it now.

Will

July 19, 2008 3:36 PM

There is nothing to hate in this commercial for Martini vermouth starring George Clooney. Nothing at all.

Although... I sort of see why celebrities only do overseas commercials. Compared to other celebrities, though, George has nothing to be embarrassed about:

Heather

July 18, 2008 10:13 PM

Actors have been known to gain weight, lose weight, learn a new language, take dance lessons, get hair extensions, bind their feet or get surgery to play a role. It is all in the name of the character. Mary-Louise Parker, star of the Showtime series "Weeds," faced horrible pain for a scene that will air during this fourth season of "Weeds" on the cable channel.

If you don't pay for Showtime (and if you steal it, I don't want to know), Parker plays a suburban mom who sells pot to make a living. This year she's moved out of the suburbs but the drug dealing has not stopped.

Parker was in the middle of filming a scene where she was getting physical (wink, wink). And in the course of that moment, Parker broke her toe.

That begs the question, how does one break a toe while in the throws of passion?

Rick Bentley

July 18, 2008 4:56 PM

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Well, it was worth the wait. Here's what Christopher Isherwood, the second-string critic for the Times, had to say:

It is genial, unpretentious and far funnier than many of the more expensively manufactured musicals that make it to Broadway these days ... Consider “[title of show]” the class clown of Broadway. Certainly it will never be part of the popular crowd, like those snooty smash hits “Wicked” or “The Lion King.” It’s not the straight-A, critic’s-pet type like “Spring Awakening,” either. But like all class clowns, it wins you over by making fun of the big shots and bursting with its own distinctive personality.

The musical also got a strong review from the New York Daily News, but it got panned by the Post.

Did Heidi and her gang luck out by opening when first-string critic (and noted terror of Broadway) Ben Brantley was out of town or on vacation? Perhaps. But a Times review is a Times review, and a positive one means a lot. Congrats to all. [Photo: New York Times]

Donald Munro

July 18, 2008 4:39 PM

You know, in case we haven't talked about stuff to do enough in this post or this post.

1. Sing along to the songs of The Smiths with This Charming Band, a San Francisco-based Smiths cover band that performs at Club Fred on Saturday. The band has been in Fresno in the past and the locals have indeed been charmed.

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Mike Oz

July 18, 2008 3:58 PM

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Big, bright and with enough zip to power every Wii in Clovis, the new production of "The Music Man" at CenterStage Clovis Community Theatre is an energetic and ambitious version of the oft-performed classic. A huge cast of 63 nicely fills out the big Mercedes Edwards stage, and director Greg Grannis shuffles his enthusiastic players on and off with such efficiency and vigor that many, many calories are burned.

I got beat up a little by readers for my review of last year's CenterStage summer musical, "The Sound of Music." It can be very unpopular for a critic to call a community-theater production "adequate at best." But I just didn't think that the show represented the full potential of the Clovis company. Thankfully, there's a striking difference between this year's production and last year's effort. "The Music Man" is in a whole different league in terms of staging, choreography and general overall competence. Even the tremendous sound problems experienced last year, in which the live orchestra drowned out some of the lyrics, have been immensely improved.

Donald Munro

July 18, 2008 3:33 PM

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The fascinating thing about well-known glass artist Therman Statom is the sheer boundary-pushing, escape-what's-traditional aspects of his work.

I've been intrigued with glass art since I attended and wrote a story about a Randy Strong workshop at Fresno State this spring, admiring the stamina, beauty and and awe-striking nature of blown glass. I've since dropped in at places such as The Sanders Gallery in Fig Garden Village, where glass art takes a prominent role, and Gallery 25, where Fresno State instructor Joseph Morel has displayed some of his pieces.

So I looked forward to Statom's lecture Thursday evening, as part of the California State University Summer Arts program in Fresno. About 70 people showed up at the Conley Lecture Hall, where Statom was going to use a huge screen to show photos of his art.

It's too bad we couldn't see an actual Statom piece but totally understandable. He can work on a gloriously large scale that combines glass and paint. While renowned Dale Chihuly creates fantastical and huge curvy explosions of glass, Statom's are linear and edgy and carry a sense of heft, an approach more in tune with abstract art.

We could only stare at the photos and hope to see his work in person some day, somewhere.

Felicia Matlosz

July 18, 2008 2:16 PM

At VH1's Rock Honors show for The Who, which aired Thursday night, Rainn Wilson (a.k.a. Dwight Schrute) gave us a very Fresnish turn on "Pinball Wizard." He changed the lyric "From Soho down to Brighton" to "From Scranton to Fresno." Scranton and Fresno together? Aye! We're blushing.

Alert readers will know this as a nod to both the Pennsylvania city where "The Office" takes place and the city that bred a wonderful blog called The Beehive that absolutely adores the "The Office."

Oh, and we like The Who too. Here's the video.

Thanks, Rainn! Thanks also to Tudor on the tip.

Mike Oz

July 18, 2008 1:08 PM

The Television Critics Association tour is winding toward the end. Today, stars and executives from CBS took centerstage. The big discussion centered on the impending departure of William Petersen from "CSI." He will be in the first 10 episodes of this year before leaving the crime drama.

CBS Entertainment President Nina Tassler says no one has been cast to replace Petersen. But she did say the character would be a doctor who has DNA that carries the same characteristics of serial killers. He will have to deal with that as he rises to the head of the Las Vegas CSI department.

It sounds a lot like "Dexter." Maybe Michael C. Hall will be the replacement.

Here are a few other tidbits from CBS:

Rick Bentley

July 18, 2008 1:01 PM

Welcome, Beehive fans, to another Post No Bills -- our goliath weekly look at what's going on in Fresno. No reason to go through all those MySpace bulletins. We do it for you. You're welcome.

Below you'll find the largest collection of Fresno concert, club and event fliers anywhere on the Web. It's our way of proving every week that anybody who says there's nothing to do in Fresno is either crazy or lazy. So grab your calendar and start making plans.

As always, we welcome contributions bands, artists, venues, promoters and regular joes. Send flier links to mosegueda@fresnobee.com.

Mike Oz

July 18, 2008 12:18 PM

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As we're fond of pointing out time and again, there's plenty to do here in Fresno. Following are the Beehivers' weekend plans for enjoying some of the best entertainment Fresno has to offer:

Felicia: I'll be attending "An Evening with Gary Sinise" on Sunday evening, as part of the CSU Summer Arts program at Fresno State. Most people think of him as Lt. Dan in "Forrest Gump" or in his current role as the star of "CSI:NY." But he's also a respected stage actor and co-founder of the prestigious Steppenwolf Theatre Company. I'm really looking forward to his reflections on life as an actor.

Mike Oz: Sigh. I really wish I could go to Saturday's X Fest in Modesto, which is this huge downtown music festival that draws like 15,000 people. Blake Lewis is one of the 50 performers and I'd really like to heckle him. But I got pre-standing married-people plans that take precedent. If I get out and about in Fresno, I might just check out the Blake Jones and the Trike Shop/Traveling Medicine Show/Andrew Bunnell/Gabe Rola show at Tokyo Garden on Saturday night (9 p.m., $5).

Will: Well, because I guess I am a night owl, I'll be at the 8 p.m. showing of "Priceless" tonight ... cause I likes the Audrey Tautou. And the dude was in the other French film that Fresno Filmworks picked a few months back, and he was good. And then Saturday (in the park, I think it'll be the 19th of July), I'm hoping to finally get out to the Shakespeare in the (Woodward) Park performance of "Twelfth Night." I know a bunch of people in the show, and I'm crossing my fingers it won't be hot as, well, you know. Wish me luck.

Heather

July 18, 2008 10:12 AM

Sure, Batman saves the day and everything, but at what price?

(P.S. Aziz Ansari, the guy in this video, is going to be on "The Office" spinoff.)

Heather

July 18, 2008 9:52 AM

We know there were midnight, and 3 a.m., and 6 a.m. showings of the latest "Batman" movie. I had to, you know, be functional today, so I didn't attend. If you did, we'd love to hear from you.

In the meantime, you can check out Bee film critic Rick Bentley's print review here.

Or just sit back, and watch his one-minute (technically clocking in at 1:33) version:

Will

July 18, 2008 9:40 AM

In the column today, I rattled off 10 new (or new-to-me) artists who have my iPod rockin' so far in '08. If you checked out my Bartender Challenge mix or read The Beehive, you might already know some of the names on the list.

Since I'm constantly trying to hip people to new music, I'm taking that a step further on The Beehive. I'm introducing
my own Muxtape site that I will updating from time to time and share with you all. You can count on new artists, new music and occasionally some old favorites that I might be feeling at the time. Here's the first mix.

Among others, it includes Miguel, Chester French, The Ting Tings and Santogold, all of whom were mentioned in this morning's column. If you're not familiar with Muxtape, it's a site where people upload 12-song mixes for the site's visitors, who can easily stream the songs. All you gotta do is click the song titles. Go have a listen. It's better than the radio.

If any of you are using Muxtape, drop your links and let's start sharing new music recommendations.

Mike Oz

July 18, 2008 7:47 AM

This evening I'm going to Fresno Filmworks' 5:30 p.m. screening at the Tower Theatre of the French film "Priceless" starring Audrey Tautou. Tickets are $10, so you can take that $3 you're saving and get a drink or a scoop of ice cream after the show. (There's another showing at 8 p.m. for you night owls.)

Look, if I'm not irresistible and charming enough to get you to come out, let me assure you that Audrey Tautou is, and I promise you won't even notice the subtitles after awhile.

See you out there? In the meantime, enjoy the trailer for "Priceless":

Heather

July 18, 2008 7:20 AM

Fans of the ABC series "Desperate Housewives" saw an interesting end to last year's season finale. The show wrapped up with the timeline leaping ahead five years. That wasn't just a cute way to end the season. When "Desperate Housewives" returns later this year, the show will continue to be set in this new future.

Marc Cherry, creator of "Desperate Housewives," got the idea for the time shift from "Lost." He told television critics who have gathered in Los Angeles he had been looking for a way to clean the slate. The time shift allows him to make some major changes with the characters.

There was one challenge of the time shift that was the most difficult.

Rick Bentley

July 17, 2008 11:00 PM


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I have an interview in Friday's 7 section with Greg Grannis, who is commanding an impressive army of 63 cast members plus full orchestra in CenterStage Clovis Community Theatre's production of "The Music Man," which opened Thursday at the Mercedes Edwards Theatre. Here's a continuation of the interview:

What's your own background with "The Music Man"?

"The Music Man" was the very first full-scale production I was cast in as a kid. I so admired the teen dance ensemble in that show that when I came home from college, The Music Man was the first show I did upon returning home...that time as a teen dancer. Since then, I've helped out on several other productions, and finally (after having performed the show over 100 times myself), now am getting to direct and choreograph the true American classic that first cemented my love for musical theater. It feels a bit like everything's come full circle, with flashbacks of past productions popping into my head as I watch rehearsals. And it doesn't hurt that with my family's mid-western background, I feel like I actually grew up knowing some of the these characters in real life.

Donald Munro

July 17, 2008 9:59 PM

ABC put together a panel of television series creators, whose work included such shows as "Desperate Housewives" and "Private Practice," to meet with the television critics who have gathered here in Los Angeles. Also on the panel was Silvio Horta, the man behind "Ugly Betty."

We now know Christopher Gorham is not returning to the ABC series. The Fresno native's role as Betty's love interest will not be back next year. Gorham has landed the lead in the CBS mid-season thriller "Harper's Island." Horta's appearance on the panel provided an opportunity to find out what was behind the decision to end the storyline.

Was it as simple as the character was never supposed to last more than one season? Or did it have something to do with the production moving to New York?

Here's what Horta said.

Rick Bentley

July 17, 2008 6:44 PM

Why is the munchkin chick from "Heroes" making music videos?

I don't know, but she is. And it's less of a music video and more like what a Miley Cyrus flip book would look like if you put together all of her inappropriate MySpace photos.

Stop trying to be more than you are, young, misguided, self-indulgent actresses. Just stop it.

And that's eight posts in one day, people. I'm out!

Heather

July 17, 2008 5:05 PM

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From the wacky world of sports, comes delightful news that Stacy Johnson-Klein has gotten a new job, as the marketing general manager of a minor league men's basketball team.

Between the Cincinnati Bengals and now the Oklahoma Cavalry, who will be paying SJK "six figures," other sports teams seem happy to scoop up some of Fresno's most infamous.

But sources close to The Beehive (who, by the way, are totally not credible) are telling us that SJK applied for the following positions (and was denied) before settling on her new gig:

- Cashier in the pharmacy at Walgreens.
- Car wash attendant at Red Carpet at Shaw and Willow.
- Fresno's Best Blogger at FresnoFusion.com.
- President of Cameron University in her hometown of Lawton, Okla.
- City of Fresno's Economic Development Director.

Anybody heard of others?

Mike Oz

July 17, 2008 3:01 PM

Friend and fellow blogger Brodiemash over at The Dumb are Mostly Intrigued by the Drum alerted me to a second trailer that's been released for the movie "Twilight," which comes out December 12th.

This one focuses on the action a little more, and introduces us to other characters – specifically, what appears to be Bella's dad, Charlie, and the vampire villain James. Check it out:

Heather

July 17, 2008 2:37 PM

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Since it was kinda cool outside last night , my wife and I went for a walk. Until recently, we lived in an apartment near River Park, which didn't motivate us to go for walks too often. The walk in our new neighborhood was a nice little excursion -- we passed neighbors also on walks and kids outside playing.

Why am I telling you this? Going for a walk not as cool as Dancing With A Star? Nay, good Fresnans, you'll be happy to know that at least one Web site dedicated to walkable neighborhoods thinks Fresno is a relatively good place for walkers. We were named the 19th most walkable city in a list released by WalkScore.com.

With a score of 54, we finished one place behind San Jose and Las Vegas (both 55) and a little further behind Portland, Long Beach and the No. 1 city, San Francisco. According to WalkScore's calculations, our Central, Fresno High and Hoover neighborhoods scored the highest.

Most interesting? If you look at WalkScore's Fresno map, its Central designation is the triangle area formed between the Highway 180, 41 and 99 intersections. Yep, Downtown. On its own, it scored an 81, which would have put it between Boston and New York. You go, Downtown Fresno!

The Fresno High area, which was second of the Fresno neighborhoods, covers Ashlan Avenue to Highway 180, north to south. Basically the Tower District and its outskirts. If you're curious about how this all works, check out this explanation.

Oh, and before I walk away, I got four words: Take that, River Park.

Mike Oz

July 17, 2008 2:08 PM

I say yes. Judge for yourself:

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Heather

July 17, 2008 1:36 PM

...anyone but Katie Holmes, apparently. But let's try to narrow it down, shall we?

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With her new hair – sure, let's go with "style" just to make it easier – Katie Holmes wishes she was:

Heather

July 17, 2008 12:38 PM

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I want to make one thing perfectly clear. I don't dance. Can't. Won't. Shouldn't. In fact there is California legislation that prohibits me from attempting a waltz, tango, fox trot or ANY dance style. It is better known as The Herman Munster Law.

If you don't believe me, ask my understanding wife. She's either been super understanding or super kind. Either way, I don't dance.

That all changed Wednesday night.

Rick Bentley

July 17, 2008 11:58 AM

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Eat your heart out, other Fresno musicians -- Rico Rodriguez is opening for Coldplay.

Rodriguez, a Fresno boy, plays drums in the Bay Area-based rock band Picture Atlantic, who won the opportunity to open for a little ol' band named Coldplay tomorrow night at HP Pavilion in San Jose. Did we mention the band was hand-picked by Chris Martin & Co? Yeah, that's cool too.

Though he recently moved to Santa Clara to focus on the band, Rodriguez (pictured second from right) is a veteran of Fresno's local scene and was in town this week visiting his family. We caught up with him to get some details, thoughts and exclamations as he preps for Friday's show.

How did your band get to open for Coldplay?
Live 105 and Coldplay hosted a contest where bands would submit videos to be judged by the radio station. They picked 15 videos that they like and those were put up on a website to be voted on by the public. Of those 15, three videos were sent to Coldplay and they personally picked the band they liked the most.

Mike Oz

July 17, 2008 11:10 AM

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Does this man look like a sexual predator to you? Of course he does – it's Andy Dick, who's known for taking things too far in the name of "comedy."

Once again, Dick took it too far and was arrested on drug charges and for sexual battery after police showed up on a disturbance call at a chicken wing joint. Dick was urinating on the building and making a fool of himself. The sexual battery charge comes from allegedly pulling down the top and bra of a 17-year old girl; police also found marijuana and Xanax on him.

And now we, the public, have to deal with this, the skeeziest mug shot in celebrity mug shot history. You know how many times I've had to look at this on umpteen gossip sites? This picture is so skeezy, I've taken four showers already today.

Dear police: Please just throw away the key. This guy served his purpose long ago, and is now simply a menace to the world. Five points to anyone who can tell me what that purpose was, by the way.

P.S. Yes, I'm trying to set a blogging record on the Beehive today – most number of posts by a single Beehiver in one day. (I think Will Albritton holds the record with six). You're under no obligation to read all – or any – of them.

Heather

July 17, 2008 10:31 AM

Why do models hate themselves?

I mean, I know why we, the general public, hate them, but I never understood why someone who should have her pick of men would choose the oldest, ugliest or douchiest of the bunch. Perhaps it's the whole pretty on the outside, ugly on the inside thing, and that these women, despite receiving all the validation in the world, can't see themselves the way the rest of the world does.

Here's what I'm getting at. Miranda Kerr, model, looks like this:

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Heather

July 17, 2008 9:49 AM

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It's all the local news and stuff from the blogosphere that you need to Fres-Know:

DIY BLOGGING: There's a new Fresno sports blog on the scene, and it's got an ax to grind. [Wide World of Fresno Sports]
WRONG THONGS: Who doesn't love a good Belmont prostitute story? Note to self: be careful where I wear my new clear heels. [Edge of Town]
NO CRYING IN BLOGGING: The lede from Eddie Jimenez's story about fire victim Pelé the cat made me start crying so suddenly I couldn't finish the story: "His paws are still sore, and his ears will likely fall off." Don't tell me how the story ends, I just can't handle it. Who's got more ho stories? Anyone? [The Fresno Bee]
LEARN SOMETHING, SAVE $20: Weren't you just saying to your best girlfriend about how you want to improve yourself? Central Valley Moms is making it easy for you by giving away two tickets to see author Carole Maso July 22nd at Fresno State. [Central Valley Moms]
TACOS, FRESNO: Dios mio, people in Fresno love a good discussion about tacos, don't they? [Fresno Famous]
NOT ABOUT FRESNO: It's Disneyland's 53rd birthday today. Since it's also my unbirthday, I feel I should be there celebrating. But you know - this is nice, too. [MiceAge]

Heather

July 17, 2008 7:57 AM

The scenario: Dmitri meets Olga out and about in San Francisco. Olga gives Dmitri her card. Dmitri calls and leaves the douchiest phone message ever recorded.

Here's what not to say on a woman's – on anybody's – answering machine:


You know, I think maybe I'll just take my chances on that dying alone thing.

Heather

July 17, 2008 7:41 AM

The nominations for the "60th Primetime Emmy Awards" provided the usual mix of the obvious and the obscure. That was certainly the case in the brand new Outstanding Host for a Reality-Competition Program category.

Ryan Seacrest, the talking stick of "American Idol" was among the nominees. Really? Seacrest? This is a guy who does nothing more than fumble through introductions and snipe at the show's judges. He only got nominated because "American Idol" is such a television force.

Oh well, what's done is done.

Here's a look at some other Emmy nods.

Rick Bentley

July 16, 2008 9:46 PM

Last year, when it looked like "Scrubs" was coming to an end on NBC, executive producer Bill Lawrence made a promise. He swore that before the series came to an end he would reveal the name of the character played by Neil Flynn. Flynn has only been known as Janitor since the comedy series launched.

The reveal never happened. ABC stepped up and ordered at least one more season of "Scrubs." Those new episodes will begin airing in the fall. And so it looked like the Janitor's real name would remain a secret.

That changed Wednesday. Flynn and the "Scrubs" gang showed up at the Television Critics Association meeting to talk about the move to ABC. That's when Flynn revealed his character's real name.


Rick Bentley

July 16, 2008 4:12 PM

I already gave tonight's Mucca Pazza show my you-should-do-this seal of approval, but I'm so interested in this band I had to do another post. And really, since there are 32 people that means Mucca Pazza is like eight bands in itself, so two posts ain't bad comparatively. Right? Right.

I really dug the above promo video of the band. Totally gives you a feel of what it's all about -- craziness. Check the 1:28 mark, when Mucca Pazza is marching down the street in NYC before a show. Word is band members will be doing something similar in downtown Visalia at around 6:30 tonight before they play at The Cellar Door at 9:30 p.m. So if you see a crazy marching band along Main Street, now you know what's up.

Mike Oz

July 16, 2008 4:00 PM

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  • General Admission - $13.00
  • Student Discount - $8.50
  • Children 3 – 11 & Senior 60 & better – $9.50
  • Matinee daily until 6pm – $10.00

I haven't been out to the theater for a month or so, but could this be true? I can't see how it could be. Thirteen bucks is a whopping $3 more than Regal charges. (And can you believe $10 for a matinee?) On Movietickets.com, the official online site for the theater, the top ticket price for Sierra Vista is listed as $9.75, so I'm assuming the higher prices must be some kind of Web site error. But what if it's dummy type for a planned future price increase? With $4.50/gallon gas and $13 ticket prices, people are going to have take out loans if they want popcorn with their movies.

UPDATE 5:30 p.m.: Well, that got fixed fast. The Web site has been changed. Looks like the $13 rate structure is for 3-D movies. Regular top price is $9.75. Still, I felt as if I've seen the future, and it isn't pretty.

Speaking of ticket prices: We have an announcement in Friday's upcoming issue of 7 that Regal's Clovis Towne Center 8 theater will be changing over to a discount movie house. Tickets will be $3. That means first-run films won't open there anymore. It remains to be seen what this will mean long-term to the art-house films such as "The Visitor" and "Young@Heart" that have been playing there recently, but as of Friday, those titles remain. And $3 sounds a lot better than $13.

Donald Munro

July 16, 2008 2:37 PM

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In case you missed the Greatest News Ever, Mr. Bret "Rock of Love" Michaels will be taking the stage at the Big Fresno Fair this October. You may or may not recall that last year the Beehive's own Mike Osegueda announced Daughtry when he (they? Is that a band or a guy? I have no clue) took the stage.

Knowing that a Bret Michaels/Heather McLane match up would be the most explosive thing to hit Fresno ever, I am starting my campaign early to be the one to announce Bret Michaels as he takes the stage October 13th at the Paul Paul Theater.

Here are five reasons why this should happen:

Heather

July 16, 2008 1:31 PM

An update on Creative Fresno's bartender challenge last night at Palomino's. Backed by my "soundtrack to victory" Move On Up's Devoya Mayo was triumphant over Vance Kim of Meatball Magic. Yes, I whole-heartedly accept credit for the win, as my 65 minutes of freshness titled "Get Yur Bar Tabs Up" obviously propelled Devoya to victory.

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OK, maybe I'm just trying to overcompensate for when I lost in Battle of the Bartenders. Regardless, thanks to all who came out, listened to the music, chatted it up with me and supported Creative Fresno. I gave out hand-numbered CD copies of my mix last night to 12 lucky people, instructing them to come here for the track-listing to my 28-song mix. It's after the jump, along with some pictures from the event.

For anybody who wants a digital copy, I got your back. You can listen right here. Warning: Language NSFW

Mike Oz

July 16, 2008 1:07 PM

I repeat: the woman seen in the photo below, Helen Mirren, is 62 years old. Forget all that lying about your age nonsense – older women are hot. We should be shouting our ages from the rooftops and admitting that we are beautiful at every age. I am already planning exactly what color bikini I am going to wear in 40 years*, when I am Helen's age.

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*Okay, fine. 30 years. Baby steps. Baby steps.

[Photo: Daily Mail]

Heather

July 16, 2008 10:41 AM

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It never ceases to amaze me. Every time I attend one of the Television Critics Association meetings, there is always a moment where an actor, producer or executive will spot my name tag. What follows is either "Hey, I lived in Fresno for a few years" or "I have relatives who live there."

You want to believe this is a big world but in the end it ends up being very small.

Such an incident happened Tuesday night. I had traveled to Burbank to watch a recording session of the Disney Channel series "Handy Manny." The series is aimed at preschoolers. Not only does it teach life lessons, it also offers some help learning Spanish. "That '70s Show" star Wilmer Valderrama provides the voice of Manny Garcia, a young man who helps people using a set of talking tools.

Rick Bentley

July 16, 2008 10:33 AM

Many of you got upset when I talked about how Fresno native Christopher Gorham was not going to return to the ABC series "Ugly Betty." When last we left the show, Betty was torn between two lovers and one of them was Henry (Gorham). Even the suggestion Gorham would not be back made many of you mad enough to write.

Well, I was right. Gorham will not be back. But he has landed another series.

Gorham will co-star on the CBS' midseason drama "Harper's Island." Despite the fact the series is not scheduled to begin airing until January, it is getting a lot of attention. That's because it is a serialized horror story. A group travels to an island near Seattle. Many of the guests will meet gruesome ends as each episode unfolds. A wedding is to be held on the island. Gorham takes over the role as the groom-to-be, a role Ryan Merriman had been originally cast to play. As one person close to Gorham put it, as the groom his odds of surviving seem good.

Rick Bentley

July 16, 2008 10:01 AM

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We at The Hive prefer not to slink into the messy world of politics. You know, the hot air/rhetoric galore/I'll promise you anything/flip flop/gotcha atmosphere we've been living with in this lively election year. But when JibJab releases a new video? That's an exception to the rule.

The Venice-based digital entertainment studio put itself on the viral map in 2004 with its humorous spoof of then presidential candidates George Bush and John Kerry vying for the highest office in the land by singing "This Land is Your Land." Since then, creators Evan and Gregg Spiridellis have conjured up some doozy animated fare that reminds politicians that they better have a sense of humor.

So, without further ado, the latest from the folks at JibJab:

Felicia Matlosz

July 15, 2008 10:23 PM

UPDATE: I added 12 photos from today's Mayhem Fest at Save Mart Center, courtesy of Bee photographer Darrell Wong. Here's one below. The rest are after the jump.

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Did you partake in the Mayhem? What did you think? Leave a comment with your Mayhem Fest impressions. If you got links to pictures or videos, shoot me an e-mail and I'll add them to this post.

Mike Oz

July 15, 2008 3:31 PM

Can you name this overly tanned, V-neck shirt wearing, bandanna on the wrist sporting, oversized bald head having, torso-heavy C List celebrity?

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Answer after the jump.

Heather

July 15, 2008 2:58 PM

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.. other than checking out the Bartender Battle, the Mayhem Festival and The Stone Foxes -- all going down tonight, btw.

1. Have you ever seen a 32-piece live band perform at a nightclub?

Exactly, that's why this one is worth the trip to Visalia.

Mucca Pazza, a "circus punk marching band" that hails from Chicago is playing at The Cellar Door. All 32 of them. With uniforms, cheerleaders and everything.

Wild, right?

In addition, the show has one of the cooler fliers I've seen in a while.







Mike Oz

July 15, 2008 2:20 PM

Bonnie Hunt made a trip to Reedley before she started work on a script for the 2003 feature film 'Cheaper by the Dozen." Hunt plays the mom in the light comedy. The trek to the little community in Fresno's shadow was to meet with Ernestine Gilbreth Carey. She was the author of the book that had already spawned one film version.

"She was a lovely lady," Hunt says during an interview earlier today after a session of the Television Critics Association press tour to discuss her new talk show. That's right, Hunt is leaping into the television genre that has resulted in more failures than successes.

The trip to Reedley ended up being helpful but not helpful enough.

Rick Bentley

July 15, 2008 2:14 PM

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Now that the glittery hoopla over "Sex and the City" has subsided, it was time for me, a 40-plus woman, to see the film.

A longtime gal pal and I finally caught it last week. Both of us were not diehard fans of the HBO series but familiar enough to know about the four main female characters and some generalities about the TV story. (I also couldn't help but notice that there were only four men in our theater audience, out of about 30 people, and that the guy closest to me was letting out some heavy "when is this going to be over" sighs about 90 minutes in.)

I had read some of the reviews, including Donald Munro's critique. Many were not complimentary, or were downright scathing, like this one from Manohla Dargis of The New York Times. (If you check rottentomatoes.com, it averaged a mediocre 51% approval rating among the nation's critics.) I sensed resentment that star Sarah Jessica Parker (aka Carrie Bradshaw) would dare revisit these characters since the series ended in 2004.

Now, having seen it, I question all the spite but understand it: This is a chick flick in the purest sense of the genre. I'm convinced only women, especially women of my age, will thoroughly enjoy it. And get it.

Felicia Matlosz

July 15, 2008 2:03 PM

It took 16 years before Matt Groening and all of the talent behind "The Simpsons" decided it was time to do a big screen version of the yellow-hued family. Then it took four years of work to create the feature film that was released last year.

The film was a success. So when Matt Groening showed up at the Television Critics Association meeting, going on at this moment in Los Angeles, it was a good opportunity to ask him if there was a chance a second movie would be made.

Groening says "probably," but don't look for it anytime soon. You will just have to be content with the small screen version for now.

When a second film is made, Groening promises he won't follow the current trend with film animation.

Rick Bentley

July 15, 2008 12:14 PM

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With Monday night's Summer Arts lecture, the audience got a rare peek at what the editor of a film is confronted with: lots and lots of raw footage that has to be shaped into some kind of cohesive experience. The film is "Ars Medicina," a documentary from Bklyn2LA productions and MEDIA OFFLINE. It follows a group of Los Angeles doctors who take an annual week-long trip to rural Guatemala to offer medical assistance. The film at this point in time is smack in the middle of the creative process, with the footage all in the can but the editing still to go.

Donald Munro

July 15, 2008 10:42 AM

With all of the long line waiting, the sold out product, and the glitches connected with the new iPhone, it's no wonder cell phone users have been a little testy lately. That might excuse this guy's behavior toward a KTLA reporter who tried to interview him while he waited in line for a phone last Friday. Or, maybe just like the rest of us, this guy finds obnoxious reporters shoving a camera in his face and asking stupid questions absolutely unbearable.

It's probably that second one.

FAIL alert: Try to spell "iPhone" correctly in your graphics next time, KTLA.

Heather

July 15, 2008 9:35 AM

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Confession time: When I saw that Entertainment Weekly has the stars of the upcoming movie "Twilight" on its cover this week, I actually gave an excited gasp and immediately made plans to get my hands on a copy of the magazine.

I am one of the many adults who has read all of the books in Stephanie Meyers' Twilight series that is geared toward young adults (New Moon and Eclipse are the other two books; the fourth, Breaking Dawn, will be released August 2nd). If you're not familiar with the phenomenon, you can read the EW article that breaks it down here.

Essentially, it is the story of 17-year old Bella Swan who moves to the gray and soggy Washington town of Forks and immediately falls in love with Edward, a gorgeous vampire, whose love for Bella puts her in all kinds of dangerous situations (including drama with Bella's best friend, Jacob, who is a – well, I wouldn't want to spoil it for you). Comparisons to "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" and Harry Potter are made about the series often, but aside from the love-with-a-vampire element and weeks spent on the bestsellers list, the similarities pretty much end there.

Twilight is one of those series that is so personal to fans that when the time came to cast Edward and Bella for the movie (in theaters December 12th), everyone and her mom had to weigh in with their opinions. I admit that when I heard Robert Pattinson was playing Edward, my first reaction was "Really? Cedric Diggory?" I'm reserving judgment, however, until I see the movie.

In the meantime, if you don't want to be left out of what will inevitably be a major pop culture discussion in the next few months, I suggest you get yourself to your nearest bookseller and study up. The books are hefty, but quick reads, and the first three are now available in paperback.

Watch the teaser trailer for "Twilight" after the jump:

Heather

July 15, 2008 7:42 AM

There is always one television series that catches the attention of television critics when they come together in Los Angeles to preview an upcoming season. The Fox drama "Fringe" had the most buzz even before the Television Critics Association meetings started a few days ago.

Makes sense. J.J. Abrams, the man behind the mind-testing "Lost" and the even more mind-testing "Alias" is an executive producer of the series. If the new series, slated to air at 9 p.m. Tuesdays, is half as interesting as "Lost," then Fox will have another hit.

But is the buzz justified or is it hype?

Rick Bentley

July 14, 2008 10:58 PM

It usually takes a few days before a real verbal battle breaks out at the Television Critics Association tour. But sooner or later, a war of words will break out between the TV critics, including yours truly, who are in Los Angeles to preview the fall season and interview the talent.

Fox News nchor Chris Wallace threw the first punch. He took offense that Fox contributor Karl Rove had been the focus of numerous questions other than what is it like to work for the Fox Network. Call me silly, but if you ignore a subpoena from Congress, that's going to draw some attention.

Wallace had finally heard enough Tuesday and fired off "I think there is a double standard in the
questions that particularly Karl is being asked here. I don't understand. Maybe somebody can
explain to me why it is that if Congress and the White House are having a fight in executive power
that that should in any way constrain an independent news organization's decision as to who
it's going to have on its payroll and who it's going to talk to."

.Wallace always has shown a great grasp of the news. Could he really be stunned Rove was being grilled?

Rick Bentley

July 14, 2008 5:54 PM

I swore off guest bartending after participating in Creative Fresno's Battle of the Bartenders series last March and getting sonned. But that doesn't mean I won't help out a fellow BOTB participant when it comes to serving up some tunes.

Move On Up host Devoya Mayo, who faces KFCF/Meatball Magic homie Vance Kim tomorrow at Palomino's in the latest bartender duel, asked me to be her guest DJ for the evening. I agreed, of course, thinking we'd be the best team since DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince.

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The whole thing gets going at 6:30 p.m., which is when I'll start my one-hour stint playing music. Vance will have a guest DJ spinning after me. Then both Devoya and Vance will spin. To get an idea of what you'll hear from me, check my latest offering at Muxtape. More details on the event ...

Mike Oz

July 14, 2008 4:39 PM

UPDATE: By request of the band, I pulled the download link after a week. Sorry if you missed out.

In last Friday's issues of 7, I had an interview with The Stone Foxes, a San Francisco-based rock band that is playing at Starline on Tuesday night with Fay Wrays and It's An Icicle.

Before the members of The Stone Foxes were sharing a house in S.F.'s Sunset District, three-fourths of the band was growing up in the Fresno area. Vocalist/guitarist Aaron Mort is from Clovis, while brothers Shannon (drums/harmonica) and Spence Koehler (lead guitar) are from Tollhouse.

In anticipation of Tuesday's homecoming gig, the Stone Foxes gave The Beehive an exclusive download -- "Lookin' Real Good," off the group's coming-in-August new album. The song definitely showcases the band's classic rock/blues influence.

So if you're liking that fuzzy rock with harmonies from guys who sound much older than they are, check this band and this track out.

DOWNLOAD: The Stone Foxes - Lookin' Real Good (mp3)

Mike Oz

July 14, 2008 4:28 PM

138286398_3c47b94d49.jpgThere's been a lot of lively reader discussion on my Beehive "Twelfth Night" review thread, so if you want to experience some spirited back-and-forth between local theater types, click away. This Woodward Shakespeare Festival production has two weekends left in its run, and it's been interesting to read what people have to write about the show as the run progresses. Some folks are positive:

I liked this show. I was also there on opening night and there were technical issues, but I thought the acting was good and it was a pleasant evening. All of Woodward's shows have a mixed bag of experienced and inexperienced actors, and Donald picking on the younger men was a tad unfair, but I thought most of the cast knew what they were doing and were having a good time.

Others disagree:

I saw "Twelfth Night" on Thursday last and was disappointed. Not with the new venue--it was lush and inviting and much cooler than the concrete of the amphitheater. I was not disappointed with the acting, sound, or lights, but in the obvious lack of structure or direction. Mr. Thorson calls "Twelfth Night" Shakespeare's most romantic play. I saw no hint of romance. There was little chemistry between any of the actors in the quadrangle (Olivia/Orsino/"Cesario"/Sebastian). I would have liked the director to have taken more time to develop those relationships.

ON THE JUMP: More on "Twelfth Night," a new executive director for the Warnor's Center is named, a Good Company Players veteran stars in a national tour, and is anyone out there as addicted to "Legally Blonde the Musical: The Search for Elle Woods" as I?

Donald Munro

July 14, 2008 2:51 PM

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If you're going to watch this evening's MLB Home Run Derby, keep an eye out for the viral "Grizzlies Ball Girl" shagging flies in the Yankee Stadium outfield.

It's true. She's the ball girl featured in the never-televised Gatorade ad that's so far snagged millions of Internet views and includes a tie-in to the Fresno Grizzlies.

My intrepid colleague Mike Oz was all over this one way before national shows like "Good Morning America" caught on, helping to push the "wow" video that shows the ball girl making an incredible Bruce Lee-like move to catch a fly. (For those who haven't seen it, it's a matter of is it real? Not real?)

And The Bee's Daniel Lyght wrote a story on how Fresno Grizzlies' pitcher Victor Santos is part of the commercial. Even The Los Angeles Times couldn't resist writing a story.

The folks at the Fresno Grizzlies today issued a release saying the young woman will be catching balls once the Home Run Derby starts at 4 o'clock today our time on ESPN. They also say the Gatorade ad now is expected to debut during the All-Star Game broadcast, on FOX (KMPH Channel 26), which starts at 5 p.m. on Tuesday.

Hey, it's cool that a Fresno-related pop culture moment continues but, since this is a grand slam-like big deal, can someone identify the young woman so that she gets some proper recognition?

Felicia Matlosz

July 14, 2008 2:47 PM

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Today I should have come to work with an iPhone. I should have been able to toy away with it all weekend. I should have already loaded up on apps, added some music and been able to blog from wherever I happened to be. None of this has happened. Why? Because AT & T is stupid.

Let's start on Friday morning. I woke up around 7:30 a.m., not thinking there would be a super rush for iPhones, since it's just a new model. Wrong. When I arrived at Fashion Fair just before 8:30 a.m. the line at The Apple Store went down to Gottschalks.

I wasn't playing that. So I turned around, thinking I'd hit one of the local AT & T stores, where people on Twitter had been saying the lines weren't as bad. I passed two stores along Blackstone (the one near Shaw and the one near Herndon) before stopping at the store across from Manchester Center. I was quite excited to see no line out front.

Thinking I scored, I proudly marched to the front door, where I was greeted and asked why I was there. I could have told the guy I was selling Girl Scout Cookies, but I played it straight and said "iPhone." I waited a few minutes before I was let inside. There, I stood next to a woman with the word "manager" on her nametag, waiting for an open register.

Mike Oz

July 14, 2008 1:44 PM

With apologies to James Carville (The Bee apologized to Ben Franklin, but The Beehive is a little more current, y'know?), no one is having a good time right now.

So on Sunday, we here at the paper ran a series of stories (on such angles as transportation, food, debt, extra income, health and entertainment) to explore the issue further.

As part of the online coverage, I went out last Thursday (on the hottest day of the year) to ask people how they're coping with these tough times. Here's the video:

Will

July 14, 2008 12:58 PM


Missed the Best of Fresno Music Festival? Well, The Beehive was in attendance Saturday at Engelmann Cellars (once it cooled down a bit) and we had our cameras ready.

Below we got candid moments from backstage, scenes from the crowd and performances from the artists. That's full circle coverage, y'all. Pics by myself and Ms. Heather McLane. The video is all H-Mac.

Mike Oz

July 14, 2008 11:16 AM

If you've been counting down to Friday's release of "The Dark Knight," you've surely already seen the nearly seven-minute trailer featuring the first six minutes of the film. If, however, you're like me and sort of ambivalent about comic book characters in general and Batman in particular, you may need a little extra encouragement to get yourself to the movie theater this weekend.

Here's our encouragement (possibly spoilerish):

Still not sure about forking over the ten bucks? Check out reviews for the movie:
Rotten Tomatoes
Rolling Stone
Entertainment Weekly

Heather

July 14, 2008 7:54 AM

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The Tower Theater was packed. I mean packed. This was beautiful to see, but no big surprise. Juan Serrano is loved in this town. When he came to Fresno, he already had a world-wide reputation: pictures of him with JFK, Ed Sullivan, and cello maestro Pablo Casals were all displayed proudly in his office. When he left Fresno, he left a legacy of years of music making -- he gave concerts all over the country when his schedule permitted, teaching -- he built up an impressive program for guitar at Fresno State, and mentoring --- ask the myriads of students who had the joy of being invited to hang out and talk music with him at the Student Union coffee shop after class.
But this legacy was already in place whether or not he returned to Fresno for CSUFresno’s Summer Arts Program.

Donald Munro

July 14, 2008 7:31 AM

TMZ isn't known for being creative or clever or remotely worth reading, but for once, they've finally gotten something right. Check out their gallery of celebrities and the Muppets they resemble here.

Oscar the Grouch's Grandpa/Don Imus:

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Heather

July 13, 2008 1:00 AM

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You know what happens when you're awake at 1:00 in the morning and surfing the Internet like a total lame-o? You're one of the first to read about Angelina Jolie giving birth via Cesarian section in Nice, France to twins, a boy named Knox Leon and a girl named Vivienne Marcheline (whose domain names are already taken, so don't even try it).

Congratulations to Angelina and Brad, and congratulations to you for being able to scoop your mother with this news tomorrow morning at church. Now go to bed, you big nerd.

Heather

July 12, 2008 11:07 PM

Unable... to... comment... yet suddenly craving a visit to the land of lean beef, wherever that might be.

The following is a real radio commercial featuring beef lover Matthew McConaughey. Enjoy.

(Post title provided by Mr. Mike Osegueda, who is way too pleased with his effort. Someone please come up with a better headline to put him in his place.)

Heather

July 11, 2008 6:33 PM

You can read Beehiver Rick Bentley's print review from The Bee here.

Or watch his one-minute video version:

Will

July 11, 2008 6:00 PM

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The Idea: Mike Oz and H-Mac try to have a Hella Fresno Friday.

The Inspiration: Mike Oz's planned purchase of the new iPhone, with all the capabilities needed for a duo of mobile bloggers.

The Plan: Live blog our pursuit of said Hella Fresno Friday with said new iPhone.

The Results ...

Mike Oz

July 11, 2008 5:09 PM

While lamenting your inability to get an iPhone today.

1. See a good indie, alt-hip-hop, electro and et cetera show at Starline tonight with Sparrow Love Crew, The Valley Arena and Robopop.

Mike Oz

July 11, 2008 11:28 AM

Updating The Beehive's collective previous iPhone blog entries ...

This was the line at 10 a.m. (we were told it hadn't moved much in the two hours that the store had been open):

Here are more videos from some people in line (at the mall, as well as at an AT&T location on Blackstone), footage from inside the store and a gentleman who was turned away after seeking technical assistance with his current iPhone, which he was trying to upgrade:

Will

July 11, 2008 10:53 AM

Oh snap, with all the iPhone hype I almost forget it's July 11, or 7/11. You know what that means, right? Free Slurpees!

Mike Oz

July 11, 2008 10:28 AM

Did you miss your weekly dose of Fresno Fliers? Eh, you were probably too busy lighting off fireworks to even notice that Post No Bills was on hiatus last Friday. Well, we're back this week, with all kinds of new stuff.

Below you'll find the largest collection of Fresno concert, club and event fliers anywhere on the Web. It's our way of proving every week that anybody who says there's nothing to do in Fresno is either crazy or lazy. So grab your calendar and start making plans.

As always, we welcome contributions bands, artists, venues, promoters and regular joes. Send flier links to mosegueda@fresnobee.com.

Mike Oz

July 11, 2008 9:52 AM

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Those of you lining up for the new Apple iPhone today may want to read this story posted just this morning by the Associated Press. Is it just a glitch, or a sign of iPhone Armegeddon?

OK, that's me exaggerating. Let's face it, people are going to gorge on these gadgets, no matter up. But say you bristle at being part of any gotta-have-it trend, yet still want something like the iPhone. This story from ABC News outlines four options.

Meanwhile, you can read about the local run-up to iPhone mania on my colleague Will Albritton's recent blogs.

Felicia Matlosz

July 11, 2008 9:10 AM

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This is an update to yesterday's post questioning our city's enthusiasm for something cool and cheap.

According to intrepid Bee online designer and Mac freak Jason Melgoza, the line started at the Apple store and didn't end until just past Gottschalks. This was at 7:30 a.m. He and his friend left after seeing the wait, just as ABC30 was walking through the main entrance.

My wife and I rolled up at midnight, and there was no one to be seen. She wanted an iPhone, but our alarm didn't wake us at 5 a.m. as we had hoped. (Read: as she had hoped.)

I guess we'll just have to keep checking Apple's availability tracker site the next few days.

Will

July 11, 2008 9:02 AM

Mark Larson told a Photoshop joke before a Summer Arts lecture last week. Yes, there is such a thing as a Photoshop joke. Here goes:

How many Photoshop experts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The answer: One, and the other 99 have their own expert ways to do it.

Larson, the course coordinator for the CSU Summer Arts digital photo seminar, might not be getting his own HBO comedy special anytime soon, but he's a very nice guy, and he welcomed me to his class Tuesday and introduced me to a few of his students. I focus on one of those students, Charlene Kassmayer, in Friday's issue of 7. (You can see a bigger image of her Barn Door photo on the jump.) Some of her fellow students shared some more tips for up-and-coming photographers:

Donald Munro

July 11, 2008 8:20 AM

Some people have said there's too much Amy Winehouse on this blog. To those people I say:

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Yeah, you're probably right. But she makes it so, so hard to break up with her. Also: stop telling me what to do. You're not my real dad! You don't even care about me. I hate you! I hate you! Can I have $5 bucks for an Orange Julius at the mall?

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Heather

July 11, 2008 8:08 AM

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I had heard about Engelmann Cellars for many years, but I'd never actually been there until last week, as we were prepping some coverage for the Best of Fresno Music Festival. (Peep today's issue of 7 to see what I'm talking about).

Proprietor Bret Engelman -- yeah, only one N, not two like the place's name, I learned that thanks to Bee copy editors-- likes to tell stories about people calling and asking, "So you're in Madera?" No, he tells them, the winery is Fresno, a few miles west of the Shaw Avenue exit off Highway 99.

Driving there, I got to see a side of Fresno I don't usually see. It's almost like leaving our fair city for a country winery. I can't lie, I was a little scared that I missed some turns and was about to get lost (you gotta go south on Rolinda Avenue after going 4.7 west miles on Shaw -- check the directions and watch for the signs), but I got to Engelmann just fine.

What I found was a hidden treasure. It's this very spacious winery that's just tucked back there. There's a huge green lawn that measures an acre-and-a-half and that will host the concert. Wine barrels both decorate the property and tempt you to taste some of Engelmann's wines. I didn't, so I can't comment on those, but I hope to go back soon for that aspect of the Engelmann experience.

What I can say is this: The venue for the Best of Fresno Music Festival is going to be a cool one. Too bad I can't say the same thing about the weather.

Mike Oz

July 11, 2008 6:54 AM

LIF SPCL LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS.JPGIn Friday's 7 section, I have an interview with Mark Norwood, director of Reedley's River City Theatre Company new production of "Little Shop of Horrors." Here's a continuation of the interview:

Question: Talk a little about the production. Is this going to be a big technical challenge for your small space?

Answer: I think that the creative use of our limited space is perhaps the thing that I am most proud of as we near the end or our 5th year round season. For Pump Boys And Dinettes we hung a 1946 Dodge off of our stage right wall and still managed to have the “Double Cup Diner”, “Jim’s Garage”, a four piece band and a cast of 7occupy the playing area. With the addition of a forestage, a thrust and balcony extensions, we have produced Big River, Music Man, and Oliver with casts averaging 25 performers. We have also turned the stage into a functioning beauty salon for Steel Magnolias and a saloon for The People Vs. Mona.

With all that said, Little Shop Of Horrors does present some very big challenges for our “little” Opera House.

Donald Munro

July 10, 2008 11:59 PM

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Not yet. I base this on the fact that some dude camped out on a street in San Francisco last night. That buyers are lining up in Sacramento, according to the local mall's marketing manager. And no one is lined up yet in Fresno.

Then again, there isn't much a plan in place for any line that may form outside the mall where the the local Apple store is (READ UPDATE BELOW).

If you're planning on buying a new iPhone tomorrow, here's what you'll need, according to Apple's Web site: your credit card, Social Security number, photo ID, and your current wireless account number and password or PIN (if you’re new to AT&T).

Oh, and a sense of adventure mixed with an appreciation for uncertainty. At least if you're going to Fashion Fair mall in Fresno. After a few calls around today, here's what I learned:

-- The Apple store is opening at 8 a.m.
-- The mall's doors are scheduled to open at 7 a.m. (but it could open as soon as mall cleaning is finished, and it's "safe").
-- Employees of the Apple store will have coffee for those in line between 6 a.m. and 8 a.m.
-- Your mandatory in-store iPhone activation should take about 20-30 minutes.

But I'm waiting to hear back from mall security about the following questions:

Will

July 10, 2008 5:24 PM

Though the screenwriting and film-acting components don't have as high a public profile as other course offerings at the California State University Summer Arts program, there's a lot of Hollywood industry brainpower concentrated at Fresno State this week. A chatty group representing different facets of the biz -- screenwriter, director, cinematographer, casting agent, studio executive -- shared some tips with students and community members at a panel discussion at Wahlberg Recital Hall. Make no mistake, they said: It's a jungle out there.

"Everybody on the planet has a screenplay," said John Schimmel, producer and vice president of development at Ascendant Pictures.

Donald Munro

July 10, 2008 2:00 PM

I've already made it clear where I stand on the hands-free cell phone law, but here's a clever little video that makes the point in a different way.

Mike Oz

July 10, 2008 1:46 PM


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According to Fox.com's tour schedule, the show's top 10 contestants will stop at Save Mart Center on Oct. 5.

Mike Oz

July 10, 2008 12:44 PM

Jamie Lynn Spears, 17; Casey Aldridge, 19; and Maddie Briann Aldridge, 22 days.

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[Photo: via Celebrity Baby Scoop]

Heather

July 10, 2008 12:25 PM

Here's Bill O'Reilly barely keeping himself from squealing and clapping his hands together in glee as he plays video of Jesse Jackson making horrendous comments about how he'd like to cut off Barack Obama's nuts:

"I have no idea why Jackson framed his comments that way," claims O'Reilly. Oh, Bill. I think you know a little something about acting a damn fool while the mics are on, or is your memory really that short? (WARNING: NSFW)

Heather

July 10, 2008 12:02 PM

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By now, we know what to expect from The Big Fresno Fair's annual concert series: A couple older acts that can still draw, some newer acts who are (or were) hot on the radio, some fair-circuit staples, a couple country, Christian and Latin acts, and something aimed at the kids.

Most of this year's schedule is out and said categories hold up, with some interesting acts on the list -- namely Chicago, Smokey Robinson, Gretchen Wilson, The Dream and Bret Michaels.

Here's what's scheduled so far,with what appear to be four open dates still to be filled. Tickets go on sale Aug. 1.

Oct. 1: Chicago
Oct. 2: TBA
Oct. 3: Gretchen Wilson
Oct. 4: Doodlebops (afternoon)
Oct. 4: Sean Kingston and Baby Bash (evening)

Mike Oz

July 9, 2008 6:14 PM

You see all kinds of interesting stuff when you search "Fresno" on YouTube. Trust me, I do it a few times a week. This week I found ...

1. Three girls dressed in the colors of Red Wave, shotgunning beers and belching to celebrate Fresno State winning the College World Series. Stay classy, Fresno


Mike Oz

July 9, 2008 4:33 PM

expressjet.jpgThis story probably falls more into the business/news blog side of things, but I've always had protective feelings toward Fresno's airport -- having reliable, convenient and affordable air transportation is one of those big-city things that I think we desperately need -- so I'm a little bummed with the news today that ExpressJet is pulling out of FAT. The Bee's Jeff St. John writes in this breaking update:

Fresno Yosemite International Airport officials announced today that the Houston-based carrier would end its Fresno flights on Sept. 2 ... ExpressJet started its Fresno service in April 2007, but said in a news release that it was cutting back “due primarily to rising fuel prices which have made the operations impossible to sustain.”

UPDATE: Here's Jeff's longer story from Thursday's paper.

I was just having a conversation the other night with an out-of-town Summer Arts participant and saying that Fresno's airport has really improved in recent years. Now this. Just think: 1) of all those hundreds more cars each day driving to Southern California; and 2) the minor embarrassment that you won't even be able to fly straight from San Diego to Fresno. Business travelers are going to scream, and that's going to make it harder attracting quality jobs to the area. In case you've missed the ongoing story, by the way, the U.S. air transport system is on the verge of collapse, particularly for mid-sized cities, thanks to crumbling infrastructure and soaring fuel prices. If we don't watch out, we'll be back to the way it was 50 years ago when only the very wealthy could afford to fly.

Donald Munro

July 9, 2008 4:21 PM

593.jpgWhen you put two outspoken lesbian spoken-word performance artists on the same billing, it's no surprise if they make memorable sparks. When it's veteran performers Alix Olson and Kimberly Dark, you can add funny, poignant, acerbic and occasionally downright caustic to that list. Olson and Dark have carved out meaty careers in the spoken-word-slash-poetry world, but they've never actually shared the same stage until Tuesday night at California State University Summer Arts. Alternating their sets, they pumped up the audience with politically provocative fare that had a particular emphasis on queer and gender issues.

Dark (pictured) is a terrific presence on stage: her voice warm, her eyes lively, the physical choices she makes in terms of relationship of her body to the audience somehow reassuring and even nurturing. Yet she's also able to forge a slightly adversarial union with her listeners as well. In her opening piece, a commentary on the tendency for women to obsess about body image and weight, she challenged not only men -- for gawking natures and unrealistic expectations -- but women as well who conform to those male expectations. Dark is a strong writer, each phrase solid and calculated, and her ability to create word pictures is extraordinary. I won't soon forget the image of a woman with scalpel in hand, literally chiseling off layers of fat as if she's some sculptor working in soft stone.

Donald Munro

July 9, 2008 4:20 PM

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One of Kerry Yo Nakagawa's proudest projects, the film "American Pastime," continues to draw attention. The 2007 film is mentioned as part of a PRI The World audio slide show about Nisei Baseball.

The four-minute segment, called "American Pastime: Baseball Behind Barbed Wire" on The World news radio network, includes comments by Fresnan Nakagawa, the associate producer of the 2007 movie. Nakagawa, who's been an actor, also is an author, filmmaker, historian and director of the Nisei Baseball Research Project.

Reporter Clark Boyd's story is about the role of baseball in the lives of Japanese Americans, particularly during their internment in relocation camps during World War II. But it also talks about the Japanese-Americans who served during the war, such as the of the 442nd Regimental Combat Team, the most decorated unit for its size and length of service in U.S. military history.

As we approach the All-Star break for Major League Baseball, this segment is a reminder of players and events in baseball's history that have yet to be fully known or appreciated.

Felicia Matlosz

July 9, 2008 4:03 PM

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They say the average American watched 127 1/4 hours of television in May. That was an increase from a year ago when average Americans watched 121 hours and 48 minutes in May.

It adds up to being more than four hours a day of TV watching. If you count eight hours for sleep, nine hours for work, an hour for meals, an hour for personal matters (and you know what I am talking about), that leaves only five hours in the day. So the average American has less than an hour for family, friends and reading blogs.

Rick Bentley

July 9, 2008 2:29 PM

Spotted in Fresno. Inspired by Fail Blog. Executed by Me-n-Ed's, experts at keeping Round Table boxes in the kitchen.

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Mike Oz

July 9, 2008 2:28 PM

Jamie Lynn Spears, 17, on being a mother: "[It's] the best feeling in the world!"

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Apparently it makes you prematurely silver-haired, though. Did anyone bother to tell this frosted flake that, in light of what happened recently in Gloucester, Massachusetts, appearing on the cover of a gossip rag aimed at young girls glamorizing a mistake life choice that is exponentially harder for those who don't have money and perks from having their own television show is both selfish and irresponsible? I didn't think so.

Heather

July 9, 2008 1:43 PM

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Last night was the final Battle of the Bands for the coveted tenth spot on Saturday's Best of Fresno lineup. There was much discussion on the Beehive this week about who should be there, but the talk didn't really translate to people showing up at Crossroads last night.

What happened, Fresno? Not coming to the show pretty much invalidates your opinions on who should be on the lineup, no? Hopefully you'll make up for it this Saturday at the festival.

For those who were there, it was good to see you support local music on a Tuesday night. For those who weren't, here's what you missed:

JJ Brown and From Now On

Heather

July 9, 2008 10:26 AM

This kid Asher Roth has been building quite a buzz lately, thanks, especially, to his "Roth Boys" video, a take on Jay-Z's "Roc Boys." The video is amusing. Asher's flow is dope. And the Eminem influence is obvious.

Rather than having that early-Eminem craziness, Asher is a little more Zack Morris-prepster. Still, he got signed by Steve Rifkin (of SRC Records and ex of Loud Records). Check out the "Roth Boys" video. Warning: Language NSFW.

I'm putting together a list of 10 cool new artists I've discovered in 2008 for an upcoming column/blog plot. Asher is on it. If you're feeling him, you can download his "The Greenhouse Effect" mixtape with DJ Drama for free @ thedailykush.com.

Mike Oz

July 8, 2008 3:06 PM

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Much-discussed in the comments section as of late, tonight is the finale of the Best of Fresno Battle of the Bands at Crossroads.

The show starts at 8 p.m. and has a $5 cover charge.

The winner becomes the 10th name on the lineup for the Best of Fresno Music Festival, going on Saturday at Engelmann Cellars.

Competing are Suppressors, J.J. Brown & From Now On and Flywright.

Who you pulling for?

RELATED:
- Best of Fresno — name your snubs

COMING UP:
- Watch for more Best of Fresno festival coverage on The Beehive this week and in this Friday's issue of 7.

Mike Oz

July 8, 2008 2:56 PM

I've been trying to watch the second season of "The Two Coreys" on A&E, but the silly, overly dramatic interaction between Coreys Haim and Feldman is too much, even for someone with low television standards such as myself.

However, check out what happens when former teen idol Haim has a meltdown on the set of "The Lost Boys 2" and then has what appears to be a drug relapse. It's not pretty, and sadly it puts the "reality" back into reality TV.

Heather

July 8, 2008 2:03 PM

Yep, this is actually happening tonight in Fresno ...

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It begs the question: Who's gonna step up and do Federline Fridays? I'm looking at you, Bliss.

Mike Oz

July 8, 2008 1:39 PM

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Those are all terrible things. But those things aren’t really bad enough to deserve the plague that is going to rain down on us starting Sunday. Bring in the farm animals. Store extra food and water in a safe place. Get your affairs in order. “Big Brother” is coming back.

AAARGGHHHHH!!!!!

Rick Bentley

July 8, 2008 12:50 PM

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Worried about what the kids are into these days? With adults stealing kid-friendly pursuits like kickball and video games (come on - Wii Fit?), the children have turned to the Internets for their entertainment. Both you and I know how dirty the Internet can be – is there really anything worthwhile for kids on there? Apparently so.

A few weeks ago I visited my 9- and 13-year old cousins, Jesenia and Flannery, who, as it turns out, have a pretty serious YouTube obsession, just like their Cousin Heather. It was during this visit that they introduced me to their two favorite YouTube stars: Charlie the Unicorn and Fred.

I watched with amusement as they giggled at Charlie the Unicorn's ill-fated trip to Candy Mountain, and then I watched in bemused horror as they fell into hysterics at Fred's high-pitched squealing. Turns out they're not the only ones obsessed with Fred: he's been garnering quite a lot of attention lately from various media outlets, as well.

Jes and Flan are into things like drawing, playing the piano and performing in community theater, so I'm not too worried about the time they spend on YouTube (in fact, I never once saw them flip on the television during my weekend visit). And I for one am comforted by the fact that there are still kids who want to hang on to being a kid for a good long time, even when they have access to the big bad Internet.

Check out Charlie the Unicorn (more appropriate for older kids, so beware):

Heather

July 8, 2008 11:52 AM

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Look, I'm not a big fan of ABC's "The Bachelor" or its spin-off, "The Bachelorette." They throw an object of desire in front of 25 contenders, expect love to bloom with somebody and hope a marriage proposal neatly wraps up the series in a matter of weeks. It perpetuates the shallow fantasy that lasting love is easily attained and, worse, puts it in the context of a competition.

But I tuned in for Monday's "Bachelorette" finale because DeAnna Pappas, so cruelly rejected by Brad Womack last year on "The Bachelor," gamely gave it another go. At times, she was like a CEO conducting job interviews, all serious and intense. But she also wore her heart on her sleeve, teared up a lot and, too often, kept saying she wasn't going to be like Brad and lead people on (which, inevitably, she did).

So I cheer her selection of Jesse the professional snowboarder. (OK, he doesn't have a great job, but they can sign up for another reality show.) Jesse is fun. He made sure they were friends first (as much as you can do that in a few weeks). And, then he really fell for her. I loved that he was all nervous and nearly heaved on the sidewalk on the way to get the ring.

Let's face it. You knew she wasn't going to pick account executive Jason, who was like "Mr. Safe," after she dumped real estate attorney Jeremy, "Mr. Perfect," just days before.

On the after-show, the cute couple announced they will wed next May ... Of course, given this show's history of failed relationships, what are the odds that really happens?

Felicia Matlosz

July 8, 2008 10:52 AM

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It's all the local news and stuff from the blogosphere that you need to Fres-know:

HATERS: Is shutting down the sno-cone man really necessary, City of Fresno? Why don't you use some of that manpower to shut down the fools who water their streets and sidewalks grass during the hottest part of the day? I'll give you a place to start: Woodward Park. I think you know where it is. [Edge of Town]
SPEAKING OF WOODWARD PARK: Should those outside of Fresno pay $2 more to see its freshly watered grass than those who live in Fresno proper? Unrelated: How many people in Fresno would you consider to be proper? Maybe just the ones who follow watering guidelines? [Fresno Bee Opinion]
INNOCENT. FOR NOW: A taco shop in Merced was robbed last night. How do I know it wasn't notorious taco lover, Mike Oz? The thieves took the cash and left the carne asada. [The Fresno Bee]
BUT DO THEY KNOW POPOZAO? Fresno: the band? Apparently so. [The Fresnan]
BAR REVIEW: Wondering where to go on a Friday night? Unless you hate your cash and like getting verbally abused, you M-ight want to avoid this place in the Tower. [QueerFresno]
HOPE MATTERS: We're used to Fresnans on reality shows, but a fellow citizen appearing in a book? Thank Jebus. [Late Update]
KICK THIS: Got a little energy to burn? The World Adult Kickball Association is coming to Fresno. Somebody sober up Vince Vaughn - I want a kickball movie in the works by September. [Fresno Famous]

Heather

July 7, 2008 4:49 PM

Regular Beehive readers know that I'm mildly obsessed with "[title of show]," the Teensy Little Musical That Could, which co-stars Good Company Players alum Heidi Blickenstaff. (I covered the show way back when it was just starting out in New York). Well, the long-shot dream of Heidi and her cast members came true Saturday when the very first preview performance opened on BROADWAY, if you can believe that. And check out the fans who mobbed the stage door afterward:

Also, check out the amusing "[title of show]" blog account of the first performance.

Now I just have to get through the trauma of waiting for Ben Brantley's New York Times review.

Donald Munro

July 7, 2008 4:03 PM

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Was Tim Grey's Sunday night lecture at the Fresno Art Museum an example of art? Or was it about technology?

I vote for the latter. And I found it flat and uninspiring.

Donald Munro

July 7, 2008 2:36 PM

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While the baseball world is busy talking snubs for its all-star game, this seems like a good chance to talk about snubs for this weekend's Best of Fresno music festival at Engelmann Cellars.

The nine-act, all-day festival (pray for 95 degrees) sports a genre-spanning roster of rock, blues, soul, ska, country and fusion acts. But there are more than nine great bands in Fresno.

Here's the lineup:
- Six Ounce Gloves
- 40 Watt Hype
- Patrick Contreras
- Trey Tosh
- Super Lucky Catz
- HR7
- Ron Thompson
- Deja Blues
- Cadillac Cowboys

So now the big question: Who was snubbed? The names that come to mind immediately are Rademacher, Eva Scow, Flight 409 and MoFo Party Band -- though MoFo is out of town this weekend. And, of course, Let's Go Bowling should get permanent "Best of Fresno" status, but LGB doesn't play a whole heck of a lot anymore.

Don't get me wrong. I think the lineup is a good representation of Fresno talent and the show should be a good one, but I also know that these sorts of topics always bring out some good debate.

So let's hear it — who are your Best of Fresno snubs?

Mike Oz

July 7, 2008 1:51 PM

UPDATE: People keep e-mailing me and asking, "Did you see the ball girl video?" Yes, I did. And I posted it on The Beehive two weeks ago. Now it's big on Digg, YouTube, ESPN and Good Morning America, and garnered stories in the L.A. Times and our own Fresno Bee. So before this slips into Beehive oblivion, here's my original blog post from June 23.

ORIGINAL: The Chuk + Gatorade + Great catch by the ball girl = 300,000+ views on YouTube

Mike Oz

July 7, 2008 10:38 AM

hancock1.jpgWill Smith can't seem to miss making his box-office magic on the all-important July 4th holiday weekend, even when he pumps out something mediocre such as "Hancock." Boxofficeguru.com reports:

Smith once again proved that he's Hollywood's most bankable box office draw. Hancock was the actor's eighth consecutive number one opener, eighth consecutive film to break the $100M mark, and gave the actor his seventh consecutive year of having a film reach the nine-digit mark ... The PG-13 film cost a reported $150M and Smith served as producer as well as star. Reviews were overwhelmingly negative but audiences came out anyway generating sales that were far from a record, but still very healthy nonetheless. Bad buzz could make the weeks ahead rocky though.

I already had my say on "Hancock" (here's my review). What's your take on the movie? Did it fit the bill for a pleasing summer blockbuster? Or did you feel afterward as if you had just ended up making an obligatory Will Smith pilgrimage?

Donald Munro

July 5, 2008 11:59 AM

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It's a combination that probably seemed irresistible for this season of the California State University Summer Arts program in Fresno: The words of of Fresno native son William Saroyan, in this centennial year celebrating his birth, and the acting talents of Steppenwolf Theatre Company, one of the country's most respected thespian groups.

Whoever thought of it had a pretty nifty idea.

Five fine actors, most with Steppenwolf ties, took center stage Saturday night to a packed house at the John Wright Theatre at Fresno State. The quintet -- Alexandra Billings, Evelyn Case, David Razowsky, Rick Snyder and Alan Wilder -- sat on high stools, their only "props" tall music easels to hold their scripts. Behind them was a large screen and, soon into the performance, it became clear a sixth "actor" would be participating -- Saroyan himself through his voice and black-and-white photographs of the writer projected on the screen. The only other connective element in this show was music from the era when Saroyan was at his most robust, the 1930s and 1940s (plus the obvious inclusion of the Rosemary Clooney's 1951 hit, co-written by Saroyan, "Come On-a My House.")

This kind of presentation breaks down words to their core. There is no eye-popping set, no dramatic lighting or special effects, no magnificent costumes to bolster the actors' performances. This was all about the actors' ability to bring Saroyan's ideas to life.

More than that, it was an opportunity to introduce Saroyan to those who have not read his stories or seen his plays or other works. You left the evening with a greater appreciation for his humor and insight, especially in intimate matters of everyday lives.

Felicia Matlosz

July 5, 2008 10:16 AM

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July 4th, the big American holiday. Lots of traditional fireworks glittering around the city in the evening, setting off colorful sparkles and booms and shrill whistles. On such an evening as this, why would anyone be indoors?

Just ask those who caught the Friday concert of gospel music performed by James Hall and choir as part of the California State University Summer Arts program in Fresno.

Why go? Two words: Vocal fireworks.

Gospel music, of course, has the power to reach into the depths of a soul and wring strength from struggle or rev ecstasy from glory. Its rhythms and harmonies, especially through a choir, remind us of the potency of unity. Gospel may be an expressive, spiritual search for God and goodness and answers to life's low moments, but -- musically -- it's also an art form of its own.

The concert, staged in the Fresno State Music Building's Concert Hall, was facilitated by CSUF professor Thomas Whit Ellis. Organizers said it was a "first of its kind" for the Summer Arts program, one that took two years to pull together. It was well worth the effort.

Felicia Matlosz

July 3, 2008 6:41 PM

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Yes, Idol lovers, winner David Cook is as nice and modestly grateful and earnest as he seems on television.

Cook and the rest of the "American Idol" Top 10 are in Fresno today for just the third concert on their long, jam-packed summer tour. Just hours before the 7 p.m. show, five of them meet with the local media at the Save Mart Center: Cook, Brooke White, Jason Castro, Syesha Mercado and Ramiele Malubay.

All five are friendly and talkative, trying to explain this chaotic Idol bubble they live in as they do one-on-one interviews with different media members. As you might expect, White is the effervescent presence here: Big smile. Engaging and charming. She leans in, looks you directly in the eye and chats as if you two have been chums for years.

And Cook, of course, is this season's king who wears the crown (though, today, it's a porkpie hat). With these kind of media events, you never know which of the 10 will be made available. But my Fresno group is lucky: We each get a few minutes with the rocker dude.

All five regularly use the words "fun" and "exciting" to describe the tour and the concerts. They readily admit they're not getting much sleep ... but who can sleep when there are about 50 more shows to do and so many people who adore you right now?

If you're going to tonight's concert, tell me what you thought and send me a review.

In the meantime, here's some insight from these five Idol performers before they took the stage Thursday:

Felicia Matlosz

July 3, 2008 5:20 PM


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Harmon, who died Thursday at age 83, made Bozo a large part of my childhood. Most afternoons after elementary school, I watched "Bozo's Big Top." The clown held court in a circus-like set filled with squealing kids. He carried a baton-like microphone, dragging the cord behind him. The children played games. He introduced cartoons. It was standard stuff for hosted cartoon shows of the '60s and '70s, but I loved it.

I didn't know then that the guy in the suit wasn't Harmon. But I probably did believe there was only one man who did the job. And I was so wrong. A savvy Harmon -- who did wear the suit many times, but more importantly bought the character's rights in the 1950s -- had long turned Bozo into a franchise. The clown I saw on TV was likely portrayed by Frank Avruch, who did a syndicated show out of Boston that Harmon produced.

Jody Murray

July 3, 2008 4:42 PM

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But I thought there was nothing to do here.

I started this too late to get feedback from my fellow 'Hivers, but I'm going to play the game of what they should be doing this weekend to celebrate the birth of our country.

HEATHER should get thee to a Woodward Parkery to check out some Shakespeare in the Park. I hope her only exposure to the Bard isn't the craziness I showed her during the Rogue.

MIKE: Speaking of theater, this dude needs to check out 2nd Space Theatre's production of "Rough Crossing." So he can tell me how it is. Plus, it might be an appropriate metaphor for his move into his new house this weekend.

Will

July 3, 2008 3:10 PM

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It is an interesting concept. If a person writes for a newspaper, they know how many papers are sold. But there is little way to tell if the person who read the newspaper ever stopped on that reporter’s story.

The Internet answers that question in the minds of many. The more people who read the blog, as measured by hits and comments, the better. But, can the number of blog hits be artificially manufactured?

Rick Bentley

July 3, 2008 10:42 AM

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Here's what caught my eyes and ears this week:

Happy July 4th everyone!

Felicia Matlosz

July 3, 2008 8:04 AM

Today, on Tom Cruise's 46th birthday, I'd like to celebrate by presenting a pictorial reminder of what this man has done to for to 29-year old Katie Holmes, who may or may not need a quick dip in the Creek to bring her back to life.

Before the Tom Cruise:

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After the Tom Cruise:

Heather

July 2, 2008 10:21 AM

Once upon a time last month, I was at Tokyo Garden talking to Kiel Famellos-Schmidt, the curator of ArcHop. I had the bright idea to videotape him discussing this month's event and post said video here for the wonderful readers of The Beehive to get familiar with ArcHop, an ArtHop spin-off dedicated to architecture.

The batteries in my camera being depleted, I asked my always-kind blogging cohort Ms. Heather McLane to use her video camera, a request to which she obliged. It wasn't until a few weeks later, when I realized I soon needed to post the footage, that I learned a horrible truth: H-Mac deleted my video!

While I place all the blame firmly on Ms. McLearnWhenToDelete, I feel that I owe some Beehive love to Thursday's ArcHop event. So instead of a video, here are a couple of fliers and a post that Famellos-Schmidt wrote on Mindhub this week.

Mike Oz

July 1, 2008 4:45 PM


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Thirty-five years is a heck of a long time, but that's how long ago Good Company Players first graced Fresno with its presence. The first show was "A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to the Forum" staged at the old Hilton Hotel. Last Saturday, cast members from that first show got together for a 35th reunion at Roger Rocka's Dinner Theater. Pictured from left: Fred Bologna, Dan Pessano, Karan Johnson (box office), Jan Pessano, Peggy Ailanjian, JoAnn Allen, Melinda Keller, Roger Keller, Ann T. Sullivan, Robert Nielsen, Ed Burke, Dennis Frost. At rear are Roger Christiansen (box office) and Steve Allen (JoAnn's son, who was born during the run of "Forum").

On the jump: "[title of show]" on Broadway, patriotic Shakespeare and more.

Donald Munro

July 1, 2008 4:09 PM

TV DR PHIL.JPGAfter seeing “The Dark Knight” and “Hellboy II: The Golden Army” this weekend it seemed very clear that the stars of the upcoming movies would be perfect guests for Dr. Phil. It is not unusual for stars of movies to make the talk show rounds to promote their movie. So why not take advantage of Dr. Phil’s show?

Imagine Dr. Phil opening the show with the announcement, “Today’s guests have what I like to call old-fashioned problems. My first guest is that crimson-skinned star of ‘Hellboy II,’ It is Hellboy himself. Joining him is the trickster of Gotham City. The man with the fashion sense of Prince. Put you hands together for The Joker.”

“Got a light,” growls Hellboy.

Rick Bentley

July 1, 2008 3:36 PM

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I had no idea that Jason Castro had his share of "Dreadheads" around here until I wrote a story about him and fellow "American Idol" finalist Brooke White. Some folks out there just love this guy.

To help AI fans wait out the hours until the Top 10 finalists perform Thursday at the Save Mart Center, I'm sharing some AI news:

Finally, is anyone going to Thursday's show? Why or why not?


Felicia Matlosz

July 1, 2008 3:12 PM

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It's a big day for Earlimart -- the band, not the city.

For the unaware: The indie duo is headed by Fresno-bred Aaron Espinoza, who used to play music and tend bar at The Fulton before he was even old enough to drink. But that was like 10 years ago.

Today marks the release of Earlimart's new album, "Hymn and Her," the first on its own Majordomo Records. To whet your appetite, Earlimart's publicity team hit off The Beehive with the album's first cut, "Song For," which we're giving up to you guys as a free download.

If you want to read more about what Espinoza is up to these days, I suggest this recent piece from L.A. Weekly that talks about his work at The Ship recording studio, his label deal and even name-checks Fresno and Rademacher.

DOWNLOAD: Earlimart - Song For (mp3)

Mike Oz

July 1, 2008 2:09 PM


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My story on new art exhibits for July was already in The Bee this morning, when Donald Munro gave me another show that you can catch on Thursday, ArtHop night for downtown Fresno and the Tower District.

A rep for Corridor 2122, at 2122 Mono St., gave Donald some info on an eight-member show called "Liberty." The details say that it examines the idea and reality of liberty in today's society: "Some of the work explores Liberty from the personal level and some from the political, but all the work tries to ask questions about an idea that is fundamental to our society and is most often taken for granted."

Sounds like an intriguing show and right in time for the Fourth of July. The gallery also is open noon-4 p.m. Saturdays and Sundays.

ArtHop receptions typically run 5-8 p.m. ... and don't forget that the third Thursday of each month is ArtHop for venues in Clovis and other areas of Fresno.

Felicia Matlosz

July 1, 2008 12:17 PM

As you probably already know (and saw splashed across the front page of The Bee this morning), today is the first day of the new hands-free cell phone law in California, prohibiting hand-held cell phones while driving.

I didn't see a single person talking with a cell phone to his or her ear on my way to work this morning. Score one for Johnny Law, I guess. Speaking of talking: My column last week on the issue had people talking to me -- mostly telling me I was wrong for my this-is-stupid stance on the law.

We'll start this mailbag with the cell-phone chatter and continue with some more of what's landed in my inbox lately.

From Paul:
From your writings you seem to be a nice young guy but today you slipped back to being a kid who thinks only about himself. The facts are cell phones in your hand do kill people.

Mike Oz

July 1, 2008 11:35 AM

LIF SPCL NEVADA WIER.JPGIf anyone out there doubted the public interest in photography these days, you only had to go as far as world-traveler-photographer Nevada Wier's Monday lecture at the Fresno Art Museum. It was a packed house. I saw lots of Fresno-area professional photographers in attendance, but I also saw a hefty representation of enthusiastic amateurs. I suspect that the growth in digital photography is creating whole new armies of citizen photographers who, unencumbered by the cost of film and processing, are developing skills through sheer practice. (I know that I've greatly expanded my technique by being able to take so many more photos and not worrying about the cost. I can experiment a lot more.)

So here's to Fresno for a grand turnout and mini-rock-star welcome for a photographer.

Wier, who is one of many big names in this year's California State University Summer Arts program, gave an overview of her long and sprawling professional career. Part travelogue and part pep talk, with a few photo tips thrown in, the lecture was sure to inspire wanderlust in even the most sedentary Fresnan.

Donald Munro

July 1, 2008 10:30 AM

In a battle of two musicians people are already tired of hearing about, Amy Winehouse is beefing with Kanye West. Over the weekend -- when she wasn't trying to punch fans -- Amy called Kanye West the C-word. Yep, that C-word. Kanye kinda shrugged it off. But big brother Jay-Z has stepped up to say Amy's wrong and Kanye's a "great guy."

All this made me wonder which drama case people would root for in this spat -- or perhaps un-root for -- the crackhead or the big mouth?

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Mike Oz



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