June 2008 Archives

June 30, 2008 3:55 PM

Hollywood braces for another costly labor disputeHollywood braces for another costly labor dispute

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I know. If you're like me, you're thinking "Didn't they learn anything from the writers' strike? The one that dragged on for 100 days and cost jobs and millions and millions of dollars? The one that totally messed up the TV season?"

For those who thrive on entertainment, you should know that the actors' contracts expire at midnight -- with no resolution in sight. It could mean the "S" word re-enters the La-La Land lexicon for another go-around. Before you start criticizing big-cashed stars and studio heads for being greedy (and, yes, there's plenty of that) don't forget that crippled productions throw barely-making-it actors and other industry workers out of jobs, too.

It also means that you can expect more dreadful reality sludge, like "I Survived a Japanese Game Show" and "Wipeout."

I won't regurgitate all the details, but, if you want to know what's happening, read these links: Nikki Finke's Deadline Hollywood Daily (in fact, if you really want to keep up on this ugly fight, bookmark this blog), a Los Angeles Times' story on the Tom Hanks vs. Jack Nicholson factions, this one from the Associated Press and this one from Variety.

And, if you don't want to know, I don't blame you. Why not read a good book instead?

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Felicia Matlosz

June 30, 2008 3:20 PM

THEATER REVIEW: 'Twelfth Night'THEATER REVIEW: 'Twelfth Night'

LIF MCC 12th NIGHT 3.JPGWoodward Shakespeare Festival struggles a little with "Twelfth Night," which opened the company's fourth season last weekend. It's easy to guess why: This hard-working theater company has had a lot on its plate recently, most prominently a well-publicized move from the Woodward Park amphitheater to a more intimate space at the park's group activities area. That move required building a temporary stage and arranging the basics of lighting and sound design in an outdoor space, all from scratch.

There's a lot of heart on display in this earnest production -- and some nice theatrical moments as well. But in terms of the company's body of work, "Twelfth Night" is not in the top tier. I trust that as the company gets more comfortable with the logistics of its new performing space, it will have more time to focus on the nitty-gritty of performing Shakespeare.

The strongest element in this "Twelfth Night," directed by Lars Thorson, is a focused group of women. Casey Ballard's Viola, the shipwrecked twin who disguises herself as a man, has some fine moments as she eases into Shakespeare's silly cross-dressing plotline. Her scenes with Gabriela Lawson, as Olivia -- the noblewoman who has fallen in love with "Cesario," who is Viola in disguise -- have a nice zip and romantic crackle. (Both are pictured above.) When they're on stage together, the production moves past a mere recitation of text and into the realm of theater. They come closest to fulfilling this play's great potential for romance.

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Donald Munro

June 30, 2008 2:38 PM

Nothing to do in Fresno? I dunno ...Nothing to do in Fresno? I dunno ...

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Let's run down my Saturday night. And mind you, I'm just one dude.

4 p.m.: My wife, our friend Barbara and I had dinner at Sequoia Brewing on Olive Avenue. We had wanted to finally get around to trying Santa Fe Basque on Maroa, but I didn't know that most restaurants don't start serving dinner till 5. We wanted to eat earlier because ...

6 p.m.: ... we had to meet up with my co-worker Don, his wife and their 9-year-old, to get good seats for the roller derby match at the Convention Center downtown. (Side note: The local team was competing at Valdez Hall, which is located right next to Saroyan Theatre, where the Miss California pageant was taking place. Two groups of young women competing for different prizes next door to each other. At what point in their lives did their paths diverge from each other?) I gotta say, I don't know how Betty Rocker keeps her balance when skating (literally) through the tiniest of spaces to lap the other team's jammer as many times as she did. As a member of the media and a spectator who's been to about a half-dozen bouts, I gotta say that the whole team is really starting to gel -- as evident by the latest 50-plus-point whopping of the opposing squad.

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June 30, 2008 11:15 AM

Summer Arts: a new adventure beginsSummer Arts: a new adventure begins


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After 10 years, opening night of the California State University Summer Arts festival at Fresno State is like an old friend. So much is familiar: the first-day-of-camp excitement in the air as Summer Arts students settle in for their two-week sessions; the amusingly dry and irreverent introduction by head honcho Jim Spalding as he declares to the audience that he has "the best job in the world"; the outrageous minimum bid suggested by Spalding in the inevitable fund-raising auction before the show; the powerhouse performance by a world-class dance ensemble; the impatient waiting by the crowd in the courtyard for the ice-cream social afterward.

Summer Arts, which brings together students from all the California State University campuses, has been in Fresno long enough to make it a cherished part of the community. And at Sunday night's opening performance of the Urban Bush Women, a Brooklyn-based ensemble, once again it was clear that the month-long program was being kicked off in style.

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Donald Munro

June 30, 2008 11:08 AM

Fres-Know: Wanna come over and pet my two-headed lizard?Fres-Know: Wanna come over and pet my two-headed lizard?

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It's all the local news and stuff from the blogosphere that you need to Fres-know:

BEST PHOTO EVER: The Bee's Diana Marcum and Craig Kohlruss brave the wilds of Fowler to introduce us to a two-headed lizard named Zak-n-Wheezie, who celebrated his first birthday recently. A two-headed lizard wearing teeny-tiny party hats? Yes, please! [The Fresno Bee]
SIGN OF THE TIMES: Got $650 bucks and a friend with a really big truck? That's all you need to make the Lauck's Bakery sign in the Tower District all yours. Lifetime supply of bierocks not included. [Bee Business Blog]
NEW BLOGGER ALERT! Host of KFCF's "Move on Up" (and Beehive favorite), Devoya Mayo, is now classing up potty-mouthed Mikey Seay's joint over at The Fresnan. First up for Ms. Soulflower: addressing the lack of greasy spoon breakfast options in the 'No. [The Fresnan]
MAMA SAYS I'M PRETTY: All that time you've spent strutting up and down Fashion Fair mall trying to catch the attention of the guy who works the AT&T wireless booth is about to pay off. Auditions for "America's Next Top Model" will be held July 12 at the Island Water Park. Tell Tyra I say STFU hello. [Reality Exploits]
RANDOM CONGRATS: Chris Kattan got married in Yosemite over the weekend. There's a joke about water falls and taking the plunge somewhere in here, but I think I'll go the "Mango finally gets plucked" route because the two-headed lizard joke wasn't quite enough innuendo for me. [UPI.com]
THINK YOU CAN DO THIS BETTER? We already know who the blogger with the best hand-eye coordination in Fresno is (ahem), but Fresno Fusion wants to find out who has the best actual blogging skills. Topics must be related to Fresno, preferably Downtown, and should probably avoid any mention of Kevin Federline. (*scoffs*) [Fresno Fusion]

[Photo: Craig Kohlruss, The Fresno Bee]

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June 30, 2008 10:55 AM

Roller Derby: Fresno Grrls slam the door on Prison CityRoller Derby: Fresno Grrls slam the door on Prison City

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The Smog City Roller Grrls bout on Saturday night was going on in Valdez Hall, next door to the Miss California pageant at Saroyan Theatre.

If there was a Miss Roller Derby to be crowed that night, it was Smog City's Betty Rocker.

The speedy Ms. Rocker was at her best, skating laps and laps around the Prison City Derby Dames. She and the rest of the Smog City squad sentenced Prison City to a 50-point defeat, 121-70.

A few more pics from the bout after the break ...

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Mike Oz

June 30, 2008 7:24 AM

Monday morning time wasterMonday morning time waster

Gawker directs our attention to a YouTuber with too much time on his hands (aren't they all, really, and thank goodness) who has put together a two-minute video featuring clips from his 100 favorite movies. See how many of these films you can identify:

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Heather

June 29, 2008 9:48 AM

Amy Winehouse gives me a reason to wake up in the morningAmy Winehouse gives me a reason to wake up in the morning

What's better than waking up on a Sunday morning to find a YouTube video of a cracked out Amy Winehouse trying to hit a fan in the face while singing at the Glastonbury Festival? Not a damn thing.

I'm going back to bed just so I can wake up again in an hour and relive this.

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June 28, 2008 10:30 PM

Miss California postscriptMiss California postscript

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It's been about 30 minutes since they crowned Jackie Geist, who's pictured here, the new Miss California at Saroyan Theatre. Here's what happened after the crowning. A group of Geist's supporters gathered near the stage and waved homemade signs made in the shape of stars.

Geist was then ushered off to do media interviews. Clutching a bouquet of flowers, she faced the TV cameras and described the pageant competition as "intense." She also said: "it's been the most amazing week of my life. This is such a blessing for me." Her father, David Geist, stood nearby in a tuxedo, ready to escort his daughter to a big party across the street for all the contestants. He described the evening this way: "It's nerve-wracking. It's tense. It's exciting and rewarding all at the same time."

Inside the theater, crews began breaking down the set where the contestants competed. They took down the big screens that showed close-ups of the contestants during the pageant. The sounds of the talent competition -- classical music, an operatic aria and violin solos -- were replaced by the echoes of workmen and their tools.

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Doug Hoagland

June 28, 2008 9:54 PM

And the winner is ...And the winner is ...

Miss Hollywood Jackie Geist has taken the title in the Miss California Pageant.

The first runner-up is Miss Los Angeles County Jolie LaCroix.

The second runner-up is Miss City of Los Angeles Megan Lyne.

The third runner-up is Miss Pasadena Kristen Cavinder.

The fourth runner-up is Miss Sonoma County Sara Choi.

-- Doug Hoagland

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Jeff Bils

June 28, 2008 9:13 PM

Final five are announcedFinal five are announced

The Top 5 are being announced in the Miss California Pageant. They are:
Miss City of Los Angeles Megan Lyne
Miss Sonoma County Sara Choi
Miss Hollywood Jackie Geist
Miss Los Angeles County Jolie LaCroix
Miss Pasadena Kristen Cavinder

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Doug Hoagland

June 28, 2008 8:53 PM

Half time report from the pageantHalf time report from the pageant

Intermission is almost over at the Miss California Pageant finals.

Darius Chen, 19, of Orange County gives a young person's view of the evening. He is a friend of Miss Lake County Amanda Betat, who is not a finalist. Chen calls the talent competition "the classy" part of the show.

"You don't normally see opera, ballet and classical piano all in one night," he said. But then there are the big-production numbers with all the contestants dancing around, which he said are cheesy.

"A lot of it is catered to the older generation, definitely," he said. "Most young people are here to support their friends."

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Doug Hoagland

June 28, 2008 8:13 PM

They came bearing signsThey came bearing signs

People in the audience at the Miss California Pageant take turns being boisterous when a favorite contestant appears.

The blasts of air horns have echoed through the theater. People wave pompoms and glow sticks, and some hold up homemade signs.

Miss Santa Clara Erin Bolhurst has supporters who took her photograph, put purple garland around it and attached it to sticks. Patti Bowling of Santa Clara, who holds one of the signs, said before the show started that she could feel excitement in the building. Nerves, too.

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Doug Hoagland

June 28, 2008 7:50 PM

Crazy Glue at the Miss California PageantCrazy Glue at the Miss California Pageant

Miss Northern Counties Maggie Stewart is doing a monologue about a woman who gets her hand stuck to her cheek with Crazy Glue.

The Top 12 includes two violonists, two ballerinas, a classical pianist and an opera singer. All of them will perform tonight. Someone going for the laughs stands out.

Former Fresnan Jillian Stout is the opera singer. She sang in church as a girl and did musical theater at Clovis West High School. Fresno voice teacher Dean Rhodus suggested she try opera. Now Stout wants to become a professional opera singer.

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Doug Hoagland

June 28, 2008 7:32 PM

The Top 12 are being announcedThe Top 12 are being announced

The first big announcement is being made at the Miss California Pageant: The Top 12 finalists. One of them will be the new Miss California.

They are:

Miss Northern California Regional Jillian Stout (a former Miss Fresno County)

Miss City of Los Angeles Megan Lyne

Miss City of Orange Emily Brandenburg

Miss Culver City Melissa Youssef

Miss Hollywood Jackie Geist

Miss Los Angeles County Jolie LaCroix

Miss Marin County Heather Gordon

Miss North Coast Nicole Honaker

Miss Northern Counties Maggie Stewart

Miss Pasadena Kristen Cavinder

Miss Sierra Nevada Jennifer Lee

Miss Sonoma County Sara Choi

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Doug Hoagland

June 28, 2008 6:54 PM

Live at the Miss California PageantLive at the Miss California Pageant

Finally, the finals are about to begin at the Miss California Pageant. A crowd of hundreds is finding seats in the Saroyan Theatre.

Fathers of some contestants are in tuxedos. Some women are wearing fancy dresses. Many people sport campaign-style buttons bearing the smiling faces of their favorite contestants.

John Coate of Atwater has one of the buttons on his tux. His daughter is Miss Central Valley Sarah Coate.

"It's really exciting, but also nerve-wracking," he said. "You're watching your daughter conquer her fears. It's really neat to see her grow right in front of you."

The public might have largely dismissed pageants, but the people here care about the crowning of a new Miss California because itʼs personal. They are rooting for their daughters, granddaughters, sisters and nieces.

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Doug Hoagland

June 27, 2008 10:31 PM

Now on to the finalsNow on to the finals

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They finished up preliminary competition Friday night at the Miss California Pageant at Saroyan Theatre in Fresno. Miss Hollywood Jackie Geist, who's pictured here, won the talent competition. She portrayed a dying swan in a ballet number that was graceful and fluid.

Miss City of Orange Emily Brandenburg won the night's preliminary competition in evening wear. Friday's audience was filled with family and friends of the 55 contestants. One audience member, 20-year-old Ryan LaCroix, was there to root for his sister, Miss Los Angeles County Jolie LaCroix. Earlier in the week, Ryan made a late-night run to Denny's and got a grilled cheese sandwich and some French fries for Jolie. "That great grease. I was achin' for it," she said.

Saturday night, they pick a new Miss California. I'll be blogging live during the show, starting about 7 p.m.

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Doug Hoagland

June 27, 2008 3:33 PM

This tin man has a big heartThis tin man has a big heart

WALL E.JPGThe Walt Disney Studios dominated the world of animation during the decades following the 1937 release of “Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.” Every other studio knew the best it could do was second place. Walt Disney’s ability to use the latest technologies to producing staggering pieces of film art was nothing short of genius.

Now it is John Lasseter and his team at Pixar showing true genius. Not since Walt Disney has there been such force in a film genre. Anyone else trying to do computer animation might as well settle for second place.

Pixar’s “WALL-E” is the latest example of the magic of Pixar.

Continue reading This tin man has a big heart.

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Rick Bentley

June 27, 2008 2:07 PM

Download of the Week: Ditch Bank OkiesDownload of the Week: Ditch Bank Okies

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In today's paper, I have a feature story on the Ditch Bank Okies, a band that people who have been around the local music scene since back in the mid '90s might remember fondly.

The Okies were a country/rock band with a definite sense of humor. The band's "Fishing Song" was a hit on KRZR's morning show and the group's popularity quickly spread beyond. After going their separate ways in 2000, the group members got back together for a show last summer and are now reuniting again this weekend for back-to-back shows in Fresno.

Tonight, Ditch Bank Okies are playing at Club Fred for the 21+ and then on Saturday at Starline, which is open to all-ages. At the Starline show, the band is recording for a live CD/DVD.

To get you warmed up for this Ditch Bank weekend, the Okies served up an mp3 of that famous "Fishing Song" for Beehive readers.

DOWNLOAD: Ditch Bank Okies - Fishing Song (mp3) -- Warning: Language NSFW

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Mike Oz

June 27, 2008 1:40 PM

Her moment of truthHer moment of truth

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Melissa Youssef, Miss Culver City in the Miss California Pageant, played a kid sister's role on the FOX reality show, "The Moment of Truth," earlier this year.

That's the show where contestants are hooked up to a lie detector and asked embarrassing personal questions. Grand prize is $500,000.

Melissa Youssef, who's pictured here, was not the contestant. Her older sister, Christie Youssef, was the one playing the game. But Melissa was on the show, too, with the TV cameras catching her reactions to her sister's answers.

At one point, Christie was asked: Do you think you're prettier than your sister?

She answered "yes" and the lie detector said that she was telling the truth.

Christie looked at Melissa and said, "Sorry." Melissa replied, "You can think what you like."

Christie, who is a former Miss California contestant, won $100,000 on the show.

Melissa said Friday that everything is good between her and Christie. "She's my best friend, but needless to say, we had an interesting conversation on the way home that day."

To see a clip of Christie Youssef being asked other personal questions on the show, click here.

Melissa performs tonight at Saroyan Theatre in the preliminary talent competition. She's a singer. She said Christie will be in the audience rooting for her.

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Doug Hoagland

June 27, 2008 12:41 PM

Post No Bills: Fresno Fliers for 6/27Post No Bills: Fresno Fliers for 6/27

Welcome to another edition of Post No Bills, your flier gallery of what's going on in Fresno, compiled exclusively by FresnoBeehive.com.

Below you'll find the largest collection of Fresno concert, club and event fliers anywhere on the Web. It's our way of proving every week that anybody who says there's nothing to do in Fresno is either crazy or lazy. These next couple weeks are crowded with events, so grab your calendar and start making plans.

As always, we welcome contributions bands, artists, venues, promoters and regular joes. Send flier links to mosegueda@fresnobee.com.

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Mike Oz

June 27, 2008 9:31 AM

Meet the Smog City Roller Grrls: Betty RockerMeet the Smog City Roller Grrls: Betty Rocker

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This is the final installment in The Beehive's week-long series of profiles about the Smog City Roller Grrls, leading up to the team's bout this Saturday against the Prison City Derby Dames.

Today, meet Smog City's MVP -- Betty Rocker. She's the team's sharp-skating jammer who has fans chanting her name when she steps onto the floor. A shorter version of this interview appeared in today's 7, but here's the whole thing.

VITALS
Real Name: Korren Corgiat
Age: 27
Position: Jammer
Experience: 23 years skating

QUESTIONS
When and why did you become a Roller Grrl?
About two years ago. There was a show on the A&E channel called “Roller Girls”, I used to watch it thinking how awesome it was and if there was a team here how I would totally do it. So when Jenn [SCRG's founder) approached me with her idea of starting a roller derby team here in Fresno, I was more than excited to do it!

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Mike Oz

June 26, 2008 10:04 PM

She sang, she won and she's from hereShe sang, she won and she's from here

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A former Fresnan won the preliminary talent competition Thursday night at the Miss California Pageant at Saroyan Theatre.

Jillian Stout, who's pictured here, is Miss Northern California Regional in this year's pageant. Three years ago, she competed as Miss Fresno County.

Stout graduated from Clovis West and now lives in Malibu. Thursday, she sang an operatic number and beat out some tough competition. Miss Tustin Catherine Watters put on a crowd-pleasing exhibition of baton twirling and Miss City of Orange Emily Brandenburg captured the audience with a rousing violin performance.

Miss Ventura County Jennifer Kohlenberger won the night's preliminary evening wear competition.

Competition continues Friday night.


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Doug Hoagland

June 26, 2008 5:56 PM

There's nothing to do in FresnoThere's nothing to do in Fresno

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Wrong. As we're fond of pointing out time and again, there's plenty to do. Putting our money where our mouths are, the Beehivers will be out in force this weekend enjoying some of the best entertainment Fresno has to offer. Here's where you'll find us this weekend:

Donald: "I'm actually going to the opening of "Twelfth Night" at Woodward Shakespeare Festival on Thursday, but I wouldn't want anyone to forget about it as an option for Friday. (But note that there is no performance on Saturday, but just for this week.)

On Sunday, I plan to check out the Brooklyn-based dance company "Urban Bush Women," which is the opening performance at the California State University Summer Arts program at Fresno State. It's at 7 p.m. at the Concert Hall. If you've never been to a Summer Arts performance, I highly recommend catching one during this month-long event: the artists and performers who come are truly world-class."

Mike Oz: "Devoya Mayo, who I consider one of the freshest people in Fresno, is kicking off what I hope is a string of events this summer at Palomino's. She's calling it the Summer Patio Series and she'll be playing music under her DJ alias Ms. Soulflower and she's bringing out DJ Fresh Choice from Merced. It's funk, soul and hip-hop – all things a dude named Mike Oz is looking for on a Friday night. I'm so there."

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June 26, 2008 4:52 PM

Fresno State + Fashawn = Champions (free mp3)Fresno State + Fashawn = Champions (free mp3)

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It didn't take long for Fresno emcee Fashawn to whip up a tribute track to the national championship-winning Fresno State baseball team.

He shouts out Bulldog players and flows about Fresno's underdog status -- both in college sports and in the rap game, all over Kanye West's "Champion" beat.

Fashawn and his manager/producer Hecktik dropped it off to The Beehive first.

And now we're giving it to you.

Enjoy this one, hip-hop fans and Fresno State fans.

DOWNLOAD: Fashawn - Champions (Home of the Underdogs) -- Fresno State Anthem

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Mike Oz

June 26, 2008 4:32 PM

Meet the Smog City Roller Grrls: Lola La CholaMeet the Smog City Roller Grrls: Lola La Chola

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Note: This is the fourth in The Beehive's week-long series of profiles about the Smog City Roller Grrls, leading up to the team's bout this Saturday against the Prison City Derby Dames. We're introducing you to a different Smog City grrl each day.

Today, we'd like you to meet Lola La Chola.

VITALS
Real Name: Joey Fernandez
Age: 34
Position: Pivot/Blocker
Years Experience: Two years, "but I practically lived at Roller Towne when I was young."

QUESTIONS
When and why did you become a Roller Grrl?
I am a SCRG Veteran. I started in April 2006. It’s a little personal but I’m just going to be completely honest. I was at a place in my life where the tide was turning VERY quickly and my life was taking on a completely different direction. I was getting out of a six-year relationship. I knew I needed to reach out to other women because I needed to separate myself from that relationship and spread my wings. I guess I was looking for friendships and seeking new relationships. I thought, what a perfect way to make new friends and try something new. I was TERRIFIED on my first day. I thought, "These girls are not going to like me!" But I have made some friends that I will keep for life. I love my grrls. They are my sisters. All of 'em! Plus, I’m a tough chick and what better sport for someone who’s not afraid of taking a girl down then buying her a beer later!

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Mike Oz

June 26, 2008 4:08 PM

Go Shakespeare!Go Shakespeare!

LIF MCC 12th NIGHT 2.JPGThere are some other things going on tonight, ahem, but I don't want anyone to forget about opening night of the fourth season of the Woodward Shakespeare Festival. The company performs "Twelfth Night" at 8 p.m. Thursday in the group activities area of the park, which is a different location from the past. I give a rundown on the new performance space and the production in today's Life section.

If you're on the fence between this and the Bulldogs, think to yourself: What would Shakespeare do?

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Donald Munro

June 26, 2008 2:26 PM

Fresno Wabo: It's coming alongFresno Wabo: It's coming along

I was in the neighborhood of the in-progress Cabo Wabo Cantina on Wednesday, so I stopped off and took some pics. It's starting to take shape -- though it doesn't look like that "end of June" opening is holding up.

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Continue reading Fresno Wabo: It's coming along.

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Mike Oz

June 26, 2008 1:02 PM

Misses don't miss out on Bulldog feverMisses don't miss out on Bulldog fever

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Fresno State's victory in the College World Series has some contestants in the Miss California Pageant cheering.

Miss La Verne Jessica Ortega, who's pictured here, is a catcher on the softball team at the University of La Verne in Southern California. She heard the game being broadcast Wednesday night while backstage getting ready for the opening night of competition.

"I was getting my hair teased and I was like, 'I'm in a dressing room and I'm listening to a baseball game. That's great.' "

Ortega does her talent tonight. "I'm doing a monologue because I can't play softball on stage," she says. "I'd love to show people my throw down to second, but I can't. I think I have a pretty good arm."

Miss Tustin Catherine Watters went to high school with Fresno State pitcher Sean Bonesteele. Watters' brother texted her about the Bulldogs' victory.

"I thought it was so awesome," says Watters, who is a big baseball fan. "I was so excited."

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Doug Hoagland

June 26, 2008 11:25 AM

OK, Fresno, let's not get too carried away ...OK, Fresno, let's not get too carried away ...

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Look, I'm not a Fresno State fan, but I'll concede a couple things: Yes, this is a pretty amazing underdog-wins-it-all story, not "Rocky IV," it didn't end the Cold War, but it's good.

And yes, I can't help but be a little excited that for a day or so, Fresno is getting some positive attention.

But at the same time, I'm not going to look the other way at some of the stupid stuff that's flying out of people's mouths around The 'No.

Example #1: Some lady being interviewed on Kopi's news channel last night said the national title was going to "put us on the map."

No, bad rhetoric lady. I already covered this in a column not too long ago, but Fresno needs to chill with all that "put us on the map" crap. Clichés don't win national championships, lady. Fresno is on the map. Ask Google.

Continue reading OK, Fresno, let's not get too carried away ....

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Mike Oz

June 26, 2008 9:53 AM

Fresno State Bulldogs Baseball: The wonder of it allFresno State Bulldogs Baseball: The wonder of it all

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My husband and I were not going to miss the FSU Bulldog baseball team's go-for-broke game Wednesday. We managed to squeeze into the World Sports Cafe, where fans were screaming and cheering their lungs out. It was a beautiful moment of unity.

The team's historic 6-1 victory over those other Bulldogs from Georgia was uplifting for a university that needed some good news instead of dismal developments, the aspects of which my colleague Bill McEwen excellently covered in his column this morning.

And you just had to watch in awe as these young men -- exuding the joy of boys playing the best sport of all on a summer's evening -- were relentless but handled the pressure with a fun-loving approach. One of my favorite moments had to be after Georgia player Matt Cerione lost his bat swinging for a pitch. It flew into the Fresno State dugout. What do the FSU guys do during this super-tense contest? They duck each time Cerione takes the next three pitches. Hilarious.

Before the game, I raised the topic of just how historic this College World Series win would be. I threw in a comparison to other underdog-to-champion moments, like the 1980 U.S. Olympic hockey squad's "Miracle On Ice" win over the Russian team.

A moment of hubris? Check out what they're saying across the country:

Continue reading Fresno State Bulldogs Baseball: The wonder of it all.

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Felicia Matlosz

June 26, 2008 7:50 AM

The song sweeping the Internet porn sitesThe song sweeping the Internet porn sites

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We at the Beehive get spammed a lot in the comments section – a lot.

It's the usual stuff: growth enhancers, online casinos, mostly porn sites, etc., but every once in a while we get something amazing that must be shared. Two months ago it was Brad Paisley spam. Last night it was The Foundations spam.

Who are The Foundations? Why, they're the magic makers of one of the most infectious songs ever: "Build Me Up Buttercup" (brought back to public consciousness by "There's Something About Mary" in 1998, you remember). The spam we received promised the lyrics to this treasure. My first reaction upon seeing it was "Wha-?" but my second was a resounding "Hells yes!" Then I remembered that 1.) This beautiful promise of pure musical sunshine probably had a hefty [underaged/dwarf/armpit sex] price tag attached to it and 2.) I know how to use the Internet and am able to look up the lyrics to the song myself, which I did.

Here it is, friends, for your listening pleasure: a YouTube video featuring "Build Me Up Buttercup" by The Foundations (accompanied by a very pleasing watercolor of a garden path to stimulate your eyes as well as your ears), and of course, the lyrics to the most popular song in the Internet sex site world, so that you may sing along. Enjoy your morning.

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June 25, 2008 10:03 PM

Did They Just Say Fresno? Yep, they all are.Did They Just Say Fresno? Yep, they all are.

This whole Fresno State winning the College World Series thing has really put a hamper on my Internet searches for mentions of Fresno. Because, uhhhh, they're all saying Fresno.

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Mike Oz

June 25, 2008 9:23 PM

A cliche served up nicelyA cliche served up nicely

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Competition started tonight at the Miss California Pageant.

Miss Sonoma County Sara Choi, who's pictured here, won the night's talent competition with a killer performance on the violin.

Miss Hollywood Jackie Geist won the night's evening wear competition.

The first night had one technical glitch. Something went wrong with the sound system when Miss San Mateo County Ruth Gonzalez was trilling her way through an opera number. She kept singing, but got a do over.

Best moment of the evening: Miss Fullerton Lexy Romano showed some humor when she was asked
what one issue she would address to make the world a better place. She paused, laughed as if to acknowledge she was about to serve up a beauty pageant cliche and answered, "I would love to say, 'World peace.' " The audience laughed with her, and then she gave another answer.

Competition continues Thursday night.


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June 25, 2008 5:35 PM

How I spent my 29th birthday*How I spent my 29th birthday*

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Yesterday, I had one of the best days of my life. And, while I know it has nothing to with "on the web," I wanted to share it with you all anyway.

The plan was simple: watch four movies in the theater in one day. The place: River Park shopping complex. The day: my birthday*.

The criteria for choosing the film schedule was as follows:

1) Each film has to be one I haven't seen.
2) Each film has to be one I want to see.
3) They can't be all back-to-back (need enough time to eat a lunch and a dinner).

The first obstacle was easy. Of the 13 different movies playing, I had seen only two: "Indiana Jones 4" and "Incredible Hulk."

The second was a little tougher: It's summer (when a lot of crap is released); would I be able to find four movies I'd wanna see? I decided against "Narnia," "What Happens in Vegas," "The Strangers" and "The Love Guru." I was open to seeing "The Happening" and/or "Kung Fu Panda," but my wife wasn't. And to be fair, they weren't at the top of my list, but if I'm going to ask another human being to endure eight hours in a movie theater over a 13-hour period, I should consider their tastes, too.

So we agreed on "Iron Man" and "Sex and the City" as the top two. I thought the new "Batman" opened last weekend because MySpace had been promoting it on its sign-in page, but apparently we're another month away. That left "You Don't Mess With the Zohan" and "Get Smart."

Now I know what you're thinking:

This dude totally movie-hopped all day and paid for only one movie.

Well, I'll have you know that I have been an upstanding cinema patron ever since I got busted for buying a child's ticket at the machine for a late-night showing of "The Last Samurai" at this very multiplex a few years ago. I was shamed when the ticket taker looked down at the stub, looked up at me, shook his head and pointed to the manager's desk, where I paid the three-dollar-and-change difference. I'm 29 years old; I can't keep acting like a child. Besides, now that I'm blogging about my day, I can totally write off all my purchases yesterday on next year's taxes. With age comes maturity ... and wisdom. (Those discount tickets at Costco didn't hurt, either).

Here are my thoughts on each of the films:

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June 25, 2008 5:15 PM

Making an artistic statementMaking an artistic statement

I do I do.JPGMy colleague Gail Marshall, over on The Bee's opinion blog, received an amazing letter to the editor. Gail writes:

Some people march; some compose letters and blogs; some sing; some create artwork. The stories about the recent gay marriages in Fresno spurred artist and author Jean Ray Laury of Clovis to send me this three-dimensional letter to the editor -- a photo of a quilted wall hanging called "I Do I Do," which she created a few years ago. It expresses her views in the way that best suits her - with humor and creativity as sharp and pointed as her sewing needle.

Among the words on the wall hanging:

Gay marriage threatens society? More than Halliburton? Enron? The national debt? Lack of health care? Same sex weddings make a mockery of marriage? When 50% of them now end in divorce? In February 2004, a Massachusetts court ruled gay marriage legal. George Bush and the panicked Moral Majority want a constitutional amendment. When 40% of women and 60% of men now have aldulterous affairs?

It's common for artists to make political statements through their art, but the usual delivery system for such statements is through a gallery or museum show. Laury demonstrates that there's more than one way to get a point across through the media. Gail says she'd love to hear from other artists who express their opinions through art. Maybe we've stumbled upon a whole new artistic genre: letters to the editor that you can hang on a wall.

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June 25, 2008 3:10 PM

She slept on a motor home dashboardShe slept on a motor home dashboard

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Miss Napa County Sarah Rutan, who's pictured here, might have the most interesting back story at the Miss California Pageant.

How many contestants didn't go to elementary school but instead roamed the state selling candy bars for $2 apiece in front of grocery stores?

Rutan says her father always was looking for the fastest way to make a buck. So he and his three children drove around in a motor home for three to four years hawking the candy. Rutan says she sold $40,000 worth of the sweet stuff.

She slept on a table in the motor home or on the dashboard.

When her parents split up, Rutan's days on the road screeched to a halt. Her mom took the kids to live in St. Helena in the Napa Valley

Rutan won the Miss Napa County title on her fourth try. She says she received $12,577 in her four tries, which has covered her tuition and books at San Jose State University.

Rutan performs tonight in the talent competition. She will sing about a SUV.


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Doug Hoagland

June 25, 2008 12:22 PM

Meet the Smog City Roller Grrls: McRedMeet the Smog City Roller Grrls: McRed

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Note: This is the third in The Beehive's week-long series of profiles about the Smog City Roller Grrls, leading up to the team's bout this Saturday against the Prison City Derby Dames. We're introducing you to a different Smog City grrl each day.

Today, we'd like you to meet McRed.

VITALS
Real Name: Amanda Veredas
Age: 27
Position: Blocker
Number: 505
Years Experience: 1

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June 25, 2008 11:22 AM

Miss California PageantMiss California Pageant

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A cold Wednesday morning at Saroyan Theatre. Is there such a thing as air conditioning working too well?

Contestants waiting to practice their talent numbers are wrapped in blankets and sweaters.

A small group of pageant parents and officials sit in the darkened theater, shuddering, as they watch talent rehearsals. Susan Honaker of Oakley in Contra Costa County watches her daughter, Miss North Coast Nicole Honaker, who's pictured here. Nicole is running through a gymnastics routine to music from "Pirates of the Caribbean."

Susan Honaker says her vacation this year is attending the Miss California Pageant to support her daughter. "I wouldn't want to be anywhere else," she says.

Best quip of the morning comes from Miss Fresno County Emily Cobb as she stands center stage while sound techies work to adjust the microphone level for her song. "I like to hear my voice," she says playfully. "I'm a big fan of myself."

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June 25, 2008 10:20 AM

Would this be one of the biggest upsets in U.S. sports history?Would this be one of the biggest upsets in U.S. sports history?

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That's a point that will be debated if the Fresno State Bulldogs baseball team wins the College World Series today in Omaha. Seriously. If unranked FSU pulls this off, you could compare this to other stellar moments in underdog history. How about the U.S. Olympic hockey team's "Miracle on Ice" defeat of the Russians in 1980? Am I over the top? We'll see.

At least this might catch the attention of my colleague Donald Munro, who blogged about how not everyone is enamored or following the team's exploits. (Come on, Donald, can you now give them a little bit of love?) Even if you're not a baseball fan, you have to appreciate just how huge this kind of effort is, in any kind of competition or event.

To get you ready for today's big game, you can read The Bee's excellent coverage. But what's the rest of the country saying? Check out these stories on ESPN.com and SportsIllustrated.com and and MLB.com. And here's what The Atlanta-Constitution Journal, covering its Georgia Bulldogs, wrote about the Fresno Bulldogs' romp Tuesday over their home team.

The game starts at 4 p.m. on ESPN TV and local radio stations KMJ-580, KCBL-1340 and KEZL-1400.

Go Dogs!

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Felicia Matlosz

June 24, 2008 8:59 PM

Miss California PageantMiss California Pageant

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The Miss California Pageant is back in Fresno for the 15th summer in a row. Fifty five women are trying to win a rhinestone crown, a $10,000 scholarship and a trip to Vegas in January to go for the Miss America title.

Consider this Pageant Central for the next few days.

First contestant in our spotlight: Miss Fresno County Emily Cobb, who's pictured here. She calls herself the "non-pageant pageant queen." Example: "I'm not the skinniest chick on the block," she says. "I love my Chipotle burrito like the next chick."

After speaking her mind, Cobb says, "I think the self-tanning lotion is getting to my brain."

Her best line comes when talking about family and friends deciding whether to shell out the money to watch her compete in the four-day pageant. "Honestly, I wouldn't come to see me every night."

I'll post again Wednesday -- Doug Hoagland

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June 24, 2008 5:35 PM

A GOOD READ: Are indie films dying?A GOOD READ: Are indie films dying?

RichardJenkins_150x225.jpgAndrew O'Hehir of Salon has a fascinating (and scary) story that, quite frankly, goes against the current of most of the positive news that we've heard about the independent film movement in recent years. The business is in a serious downturn: distributors are going bankrupt, attendance is down and crossover titles are few and far between. Sure, the cost of producing a small-budget motion picture has fallen sharply in the digital age, but that also means that the competition has only gotten keener. ( in 1993, the Sundance Film Festival received roughly 500 submissions. For 2008, that number had swollen to more than 5,000.) Mark Gill, CEO of the independent production and financing outfit the Film Department and former president of Miramax and Warner Independent, is pessimistic:

Most of those 5,000 movies, in his words, are "pre-ordained flops," made by people "who forgot that their odds would have been better if they'd converted their money into quarters and taken the all-night party bus to Vegas." First of all, there's the simple fact that the market can't support more than 10 percent of those movies in a given year, and probably a much lower ratio than that. In 2007 a reported 603 films were released theatrically in the United States, the vast majority of them coming and going almost unnoticed. Everyone in the business agrees that number is unsustainably high; a more reasonable level might be 250 to 300.

Now to balance some of the gloom: I saw "The Visitor" at the UA Clovis Towne Center on Saturday and highly recommend it. Richard Jenkins, pictured, a recognizable character actor (he played Nathaniel Fisher on "Six Feet Under") but not the type who's usually cast as a leading man, gives a terrific performance. I've just learned that the film will be continuing for at least another week in Clovis, so if you're into smaller films, don't miss out.

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June 24, 2008 4:45 PM

No diapers allowedNo diapers allowed

Now I know what I'm getting my fellow Beehivers for Christmas:

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From Core77 Design Blog: In case your current multi-screen setup with the overclocked glowing tower and the Aeron wasn't earning you quite enough nerd cred, here comes the Emperor Workstation: a massive techno-womb that cradles you in ergonomic comfort, three 19" screens, THX Dolby, filtered air, and no reason to ever stop working. Most previews are focused on its potential as a never-get-up-except-to-pee gaming system, but we're thinking it's just the thing for those marathon CAD sessions. Price and specs to be released in late July.

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June 24, 2008 4:07 PM

You can bank on "Hancock"You can bank on "Hancock"

Here he comes to save the day. There was a time when super heroes beat up bank robbers, stopped trains from crashing and even saved a few lives. This is the 21st Century. The help a super hero provides these days is a little more practical.

In connection with the release of the Will Smith super hero feature film “Hancock” on July 2, Columbia Pictures has launched a contest. The winner will get their home mortgage paid off faster than a speeding bullet. Hancock, a hero from a distant planet can bend steel deals in his bare hands.

Look. Up in the sky. It is a high mortgage rate. It is staggering closing costs. No. It is Hancock.

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June 24, 2008 3:46 PM

Meet the Smog City Roller Grrls: Hari KariMeet the Smog City Roller Grrls: Hari Kari

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Note: This is the second in The Beehive's week-long series of profiles about the Smog City Roller Grrls, leading up to the team's bout this Saturday against the Prison City Derby Dames. We're introducing you to a different Smog City grrl each day.

Today, we'd like you to meet Hari Kari.

VITALS
Real Name: Monica
Position: Jammer (Co-Captain)
Years Experience: Two

QUESTIONS
When and why did you become a Roller Grrl?
It all began two years ago in August. I saw it and just had to join. I didn't want to be a "roller girl" as much as I wanted to play roller derby.

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Mike Oz

June 24, 2008 12:33 PM

Does this commercial offend you, yeah?Does this commercial offend you, yeah?

Check out this commercial for Heinz mayonnaise:

Even though the commercial aired only on British television, that didn't stop our friend Bill O'Reilly, the great American pontificator, from waving his finger at it. Heinz responded to that and 202 other complaints by pulling the commercial.

So that commercial isn't OK to the good people of Britain, but this is?

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Mike Oz

June 24, 2008 10:23 AM

Ice-T vs. Soulja Boy: The chronicles of ridiculousnessIce-T vs. Soulja Boy: The chronicles of ridiculousness

Last week, rapper/actor Ice T dissed dancer/kinda-rapper/YouTuber Soulja Boy, saying he of "Crank Dat" fame "single-handedly killed hip-hop" and instructed Mr. Boy to "eat a [piece of the male genitalia]." Behold:

Warning: Every video in this post is NSFW.



Riveting stuff, right? So, of course, Soulja Boy retorted with seven minutes of YouTube, pointing that Ice T is old, plays a copy on TV and should be happy that young boys like Soulja are making money of hip-hop. Or, in other words, yaaahhh, trick, yaaahh!

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Mike Oz

June 23, 2008 9:28 PM

The Beehive spends a Night in the Plaza with Patrick ContrerasThe Beehive spends a Night in the Plaza with Patrick Contreras

The Patrick Contreras Band, featuring violinist Patrick Contreras, drummer Jason Williams and bassist/keyboardist Quetzal Andrade, along with special guest Helen Ochoa, wowed the crowd Friday night as part of the Arte Americas Nights in the Plaza concert series.

Patrick, as usual, was amazing, and it was wonderful to enjoy the music outside as the sun went down (it was not nearly as hot as one might expect). Here's just a taste of what you may have missed:

Related:
More on the Nights in the Plaza series.
Calendar of Patrick Contreras' upcoming shows.

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June 23, 2008 4:30 PM

THEATER REVIEW: 'Rough Crossing'THEATER REVIEW: 'Rough Crossing'

rough-crossing2.jpgI couldn't help thinking, while watching the talented cast in Good Company's "Rough Crossing" at the 2nd Space Theatre goof it up with skill and aplomb, that this farce by Tom Stoppard was almost working despite the script. This might sound strange, but it crossed my mind that if the cast were doing the show in German, say, it'd still be about 60% as funny as it would be in English -- thanks to the cast's expert physical comedy, exaggerated vocal inflections and well-staged action. Sure, many of the pertinent plot details would be lost if it were in a different language, but most of the evening's biggest laughs at the opening-night performance -- at least from the audience's point of view -- came from straight slapstick.

The result is a show that is neither as giddy nor as high-brow hilarious as I think Stoppard intended it to be. It's as if the playwright, known for such sophisticated existential romps as "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead" and densely intellectual whoppers as "Arcadia," got a little too fancy with his attempt at farce.

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Donald Munro

June 23, 2008 4:24 PM

Meet the Smog City Roller Grrls, Part I: Toni 2 ToneMeet the Smog City Roller Grrls, Part I: Toni 2 Tone

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We at The Beehive dig the Smog City Roller Grrls, there's no denying it. So leading up to the Grrls' bout this Saturday against the Prison City Derby Dames, we're introducing you to a different Smog City girl each day.

Our series starts with Toni 2 Tone.

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Real Name: Becky Larson
Age: 29
Position: Pivot/Blocker
Years Experience: 2+

QUESTIONS
When and why did you become a Roller Grrl?
Well, April of '06 I was having a happy-hour cocktail and decided to tag along with a friend to roller derby practice. It was Smog City's second practice. I fell in love immediately.

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Mike Oz

June 23, 2008 1:44 PM

Spotted in the Bay Area — Fifty bucks off FresnoSpotted in the Bay Area — Fifty bucks off Fresno

For the person who eats, drinks and sleeps Fresno ...

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Mike Oz

June 23, 2008 9:51 AM

George Carlin: A legendary comedian leaves usGeorge Carlin: A legendary comedian leaves us

When my husband and I saw George Carlin at the Saroyan Theatre in January, I was struck by how physically frail he seemed -- but then he revved into his wonderfully lacerating and hilarious commentary. He was still angry, fired up and passionate about the state of life in America, his famous fast-paced riffs washing over us.

Now word comes that his heart gave out. He died Sunday at 71. How many comedians can say they left a legacy? He was one of the most influential funny men of his generation. And Carlin's most famous routine -- about seven words you can't say on television -- led to a 1978 Supreme Court ruling that upheld the government's authority to sanction stations for airing offensive language.

Above all, Carlin was an insightful, literate humorist. His use of word play was unparalleled, cutting through phrases with the precision of a surgeon. You know, I'm wrong about Carlin being a comedian. He was an artist.

I've posted a video of my favorite Carlin routine, the classic one in which he compares baseball and football. I hope you enjoy it.


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Felicia Matlosz

June 22, 2008 5:16 AM

More on 'Assemblage' at Gallery 25More on 'Assemblage' at Gallery 25

In Sunday's Spotlight section, my column is about "Assemblage," the terrific exhibition at Gallery 25. It only runs through July 29, and I highly recommend it.

There are eight artists featured, and some have their own Web sites: Curator Karen LeCocq (who has a great site you should check out), Raphael X. Reichert, Jerrie Peters, Nancy Youdelman, Joy Johnson, Michael Garcia, Chris Beards and David Medley.


On the jump: more images from the show.

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Donald Munro

June 20, 2008 5:06 PM

Who knew underwear was dangerous?Who knew underwear was dangerous?

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Catching up on something that caught my eye -- oh, that's a bad pun and you'll see why in a sec -- from this week's news:

A woman in Los Angeles is suing Victoria's Secret over a thong mishap. That's right. A thong mishap.

I won't go into the details. (Which also means I won't post a salacious photo of a woman wearing a thong. You're stuck with this generic Victoria's Secret store photo.) You can read the story for yourself. But it involves either a pendant or a metal fastener and the poor 52-year-old woman's eye.

There are so many kinds of comments and rhymes you can make about a situation like this. But I'm not going there. Definitely not going there.

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Felicia Matlosz

June 20, 2008 2:54 PM

Ask and ye shall receiveAsk and ye shall receive


june08loveguru1.JPG"The Love Guru," Mike Myers' new abomination of a movie, is bad. There are, at rough count, approximately 303,678 horrible things about it and one thing that is good.

That one good thing is: my new limited-edition "Love Guru" Magic 8 ball.

Sent as a studio promotional item, this hard-plastic creation features an action-figure-like representation of Myers in full-fledged guru mode (orange robe, cheesy flower lei, bushy beard) sitting atop a meditation mat. Turn it over and the 8-ball answers come into view. They're "Love Guru"-specific, of course.

It's perfect for Beehive prognostication. Let's try it out:

Question: Should you go out today and see "The Love Guru"?

I turn Mike over and read the answer: RUN AWAY NOW.

Hey, this thing has possibilities.

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Donald Munro

June 20, 2008 2:22 PM

Art musings: Six by Six and exquisite glassArt musings: Six by Six and exquisite glass

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One of the pluses of writing about art is getting out of the office and seeing what's out there. I recently had the chance to catch a panel discussion presented by some of the area's most distinguished watercolor artists at the Fresno Art Museum.

The chat helped mark the debut of "Six by Six: Tuesday by Tuesday," an exhibit of watercolors from the central San Joaquin Valley. The artists are Marie Bickford, Peggy Jelmini, Elaine Lynn, Robin Gay McCline, Milli Pepper, and Ara "Corky" Normart, whom my colleague Donald Munro recently did a story on regarding Normart's magnificent stained glass projects.

The exhibit runs through Aug. 17 at the museum, 2233 N. First St. You can read this story for a little more about the show, its origins and other exhibits at the venue this summer.

The six artists, except for Pepper, still live in the Fresno area and proved delightful company for their hour talk. Jacquelin Pilar, the museum's curator, described them as "all people of strong conviction who have devoted many years of their lives to watercolor."

Their work unfolds into sublime ranges, from McCline's architecturally influenced landscapes to Lynn's wonderful undulating abstracts. All have a mastery of color and light that is a pleasure to behold.

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Felicia Matlosz

June 20, 2008 11:29 AM

Happy First Day of SummerHappy First Day of Summer

Happy official first day of summer from your friends at the Beehive* and Matthew McConaughey's chest.

May you have a season full of barbecues and fresh lemonade, and lazy days spent floating down rivers, running through the sprinklers, and chasing down the ice cream man.

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*Okay, just from me. I'm pretty sure the other Beehivers are hanging their heads in embarrassment right now.

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June 20, 2008 11:08 AM

Post No Bills: Fresno Fliers for 6/20Post No Bills: Fresno Fliers for 6/20

Welcome to another edition of Post No Bills, your flier gallery of what's going on in Fresno, compiled exclusively by FresnoBeehive.com.

Below you'll find the largest collection of Fresno concert, club and event fliers anywhere on the Web. It's our way of proving every week that anybody who says there's nothing to do in Fresno is either crazy or lazy. These next couple weeks are crowded with events, so grab your calendar and start making plans.

As always, we welcome contributions bands, artists, venues, promoters and regular joes. Send flier links to mosegueda@fresnobee.com.

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Mike Oz

June 20, 2008 9:04 AM

Trailer Park: Get Smart vs. The Love Guru Trailer Park: Get Smart vs. The Love Guru

Looking for a way to spend the evening in a room full of people without interacting with a single one of them?

Two big summer movies are opening in Fresno today: "Get Smart" starring Steve Carell and Anne Hathaway, and "The Love Guru" starring Mike Meyers and Jessica Alba.

You must choose, but choose wisely:

"Get Smart" (rated PG-13)

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June 20, 2008 9:02 AM

You Review Brad PaisleyYou Review Brad Paisley

Country fans, here's another chance to tell us what you thought of a Fresno concert. This time, we want to hear about Thursday night's Brad Paisley concert at Save Mart Center. You guys did well on Carrie Underwood, so let's hear about Paisley's party tour.

In addition to Brad and his long string of hits, the concert also featured Jewel, Chuck Wicks and Julianne Hough, an interesting mix of acts from non-traditional and reality-TV backgrounds.

Chime in on whatever topics you wish: set-list, theatrics, stage presence, wardrobe, crowd response, overall entertainment factor. It's all fair game. But most of all, did you dig the show? Was it worth the money?

If you've got photos from the show you'd like to share, upload them at CentralValley.com. If you've got video footage, upload it at videos.fresnobee.com.

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Mike Oz

June 20, 2008 8:20 AM

More on 'Rough Crossing'More on 'Rough Crossing'

I have an interview in Friday's 7 section with director Elizabeth Fiester about "Rough Crossing," the farce by Tom Stoppard now in its opening weekend at the 2nd Space Theatre. Here's a continuation of the interview:

The last Tom Stoppard play I saw in Fresno was "Arcadia," and the director literally compiled a study guide about all the intellectual concepts that the play addressed. Is "Rough Crossing" in the same brainy vein?

"Rough Crossing" is not talking about science or mathmatics. It is a single plot line always moving forward. However, Tom Stoppard is the playwright be prepared to expand your vocabulary. I always carry a dictionary with me, when doing Stoppard.


Continue reading More on 'Rough Crossing'.

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Donald Munro

June 20, 2008 8:10 AM

What's on your Lil Wayne mixtape?What's on your Lil Wayne mixtape?

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UPDATE: You can read which songs I picked for my Lil Wayne mixtape in today's Bee or at FresnoBee.com

ORIGINAL: We're four days away from Lil Wayne performing at Fresno's Selland Arena, probably with the No. 1 album in the country and the biggest first-week sales of 2008 to his credit. We'll find out for sure when this week's charts come out Wednesday.

I'm working on a Weezy story Friday's issue of 7. I'm looking at his catalog and picking the songs that would be on a mixtape telling the story of his career -- since his prolific mixtape output is really what earned him all that "best rapper alive" talk.

As my iPod shuffles through about 200 different Weezy tracks, I got to wondering what songs other people would pick for such a mixtape. "Hustler Musik?" "Go DJ?" "Lollipop?!?"

Weezy fans, where you at? What songs are on your Lil Wayne mixtape?

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Mike Oz

June 19, 2008 5:08 PM

Nightclub Notes: Bliss opens, more on Roe, Weezy afterparty and moreNightclub Notes: Bliss opens, more on Roe, Weezy afterparty and more

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A few notes on what's going on in Fresno's nightclubs ...

BLISS: EARLY REACTION
After lots of talk -- much of it disparaging -- Bliss opened its doors last night. Bliss, you might remember, is the new incarnation of On The Rocks (and Bisla's and a long line of other First and Shaw nightclubs).

Last night was an invite-only event at the European-styled club, with the grand opening happening tonight.

We got some early impressions from one of the invitees, who said:

"It was awesome! Fresno nightlife redefined! The atmosphere was chill; the set up was great and the staff was very professional. It’s something that I thought Fresno would never see, just something in big cities. I’ll definitely keep going back. There wasn’t a thing that I didn’t like!"

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June 19, 2008 3:03 PM

Film commission survives the budget axFilm commission survives the budget ax

Local blogger Brodiemash helped rally people to a budget meeting at City Hall Thursday where there was a proposal from Councilmember Jerry Duncan to kill the Fresno Film Commission. Brodiemash wrote on The Dumb Are Mostly Intrigued By The Drum blog last week:

I'm here to inform you about the latest idea out of the think tank that is the Fresno City Council: decommissioning the Fresno Film Commission. It seems like they plan to get rid of it and everyone involved.

Bee reporter Denny Boyles, who was at Thursday's hearing, tells me that Duncan withdrew his motion to cut the funding. He instead asked film commissioner Ray Arthur to provide a business plan for the coming year.

What's the back story here? Was Duncan just looking for stuff to cut in the budget? Or does he reflect a view out there that the film commission isn't effective? Just what is the Fresno Film Commission's success rate these days? The last big movie I can recall being filmed in Fresno was "Mouse Hunt," and wasn't that more than 10 years ago?

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Donald Munro

June 19, 2008 2:31 PM

The Guttenberg goes down: a tragedy in 5 actsThe Guttenberg goes down: a tragedy in 5 acts

Ahhh, Steve Guttenberg. Loved him in "Three Men and a Baby." Loved him more in "Short Circuit." Sort of forgot about him since then.

Clearly not used to the attention, Stevie G. went nuts on a paparazzo that startled him as he was enjoying a very healthy banana. It's okay, Steve. They take pictures of famous people. It will never happen again.
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June 19, 2008 12:48 PM

The scoop on Scoop'sThe scoop on Scoop's

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A couple weeks ago we brought you word of Scoop's, a new ice cream shop opening in the Tower District and serving that yummy, straight-outta-Hanford Superior Dairy ice cream. While wandering the Tower the other night, I noticed Scoop's was open and I had to go check it out.

What drew my eye to Scoop's is probably my favorite thing about it: There were a bunch of people just sitting outside the shop (which is next to Million Elephant on Olive Avenue) eating ice cream. Incredibly charming, I thought.

Scoop's isn't a big shop by any means. Four of us and the Scoop's scooper filled the place up. The interior was cute, though, decorated to make it look like a neighborhood ice cream store of the past. There were plenty of knick-knacks (Disneyland stuff, Muppets stuff) on the walls, giving the place some character.

Ice cream choices totaled about 20, some from Superior Dairy and some made by Foster Farms. I kept it simple and got a single scoop of chocolate, which ran me $2.50. It was delicious, of course, but my favorite part was being able to walk out of Scoop's, past the people sitting outside, and onto the main Tower strip while eating some Superior Dairy ice cream.

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June 19, 2008 11:55 AM

F.A.S.H.A.W.N. spells it out for usF.A.S.H.A.W.N. spells it out for us

This new video from Fresno rapper Fashawn is pretty fresh. Not only is this new song "F.A.S.H.A.W.N." a banger, but the video has some really nice views of downtown Fresno. So yeah, I'm using that as my excuse to justify another hip-hop post this week. Enjoy. Oh yeah, LANGUAGE NSFW.

Blog Me Down has other news on Fashawn: He's working on a new mixtape with Mick Boogie and he's collaborating with Exile (of Blu & Exile fame) for an album called "Boy Meets World." Check this video preview.

Related:
Local Music Podcast with Fashawn and the Fresh Boyz
Fashawn Live at Starline: Part 1 and Part 2

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June 19, 2008 10:49 AM

Did Coldplay pluck that "Viva La Vida" song?Did Coldplay pluck that "Viva La Vida" song?

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I no sooner praise Coldplay's new CD than some other band accuses the quartet of plagiarizing one of their songs.

A U.S. group named Creaky Boards says the British lads in Coldplay lifted the song "Viva La Vida" from a tune of their's called "The Songs I Didn't Write," according to a story in The Independent.

The article includes a YouTube video that Creaky Boards has posted to point out the similarities, and it's apparently going viral. A Coldplay spokesman says the band vehemently denies any copycatting.

You can judge for yourself. There does seem to be a teeny bit of similarity in melody, but I still love the Coldplay song and am playing it constantly. And its way better than the lame Creaky Boards tune. So "Viva La Vida" that!

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June 19, 2008 7:52 AM

Beehive ObsessionsBeehive Obsessions

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You know how it is when you find something you love and you instantly want everyone you know to love it, too, but then when they do, you sniff that it's become too commercial? This is kind of like that, minus the pretentious "I knew about it before everyone else" thing.

Here is a random list of things we at the Beehive are totally into at this very moment: some new, some not-so-new. We invite you to share your obsession in the comments.

Felicia: "My current obsessions are Coldplay's "Viva La Vida" CD (guess that was obvious from my blog posting) and Jamba Juice's new Chunky Strawberry (I tell them to hold the peanut butter and load in more strawberries)."

Donald: "It probably isn't hard to guess: Broadway-fixated fan bumps up against MTV's new reality show "Legally Blonde the Musical: The Search for Elle Woods." I love the concept: Ten aspiring divas get thrown together in a cutthroat competition to replace Laura Bell Bundy, the original star of "Legally Blonde," who's getting ready to leave the show. So far we've bumped off two of the ten. The usual reality-show competition ingredients are here, of course: the weekly challenges, the three-member team of brutally honest judges, the "troublemaker" contestant who spreads divisiveness through the ranks, the going to a commercial break right before announcing the loser, etc. The interesting thing, however, is that these women are actually competing on the basis of talent, as opposed to the skills that are usually rewarded in reality TV (pretending to fall in love with Tila Tequila, say). And it's pretty wild to think that the winner will actually get to star on Broadway."

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June 18, 2008 5:12 PM

The "other" ArtHop is June 19The "other" ArtHop is June 19

I don't know how long it will take folks to realize there are two ArtHops each month, but here's a friendly reminder. ArtHop The first Thursday is held in venues in downtown Fresno and the Tower District. On the third Thursday, locations elsewhere in Fresno and in Clovis hold their happenings. Times both days typically is 5-8 p.m.

So here's a sample of what's out there on June 19:

  • MaryAnn Nyberg's "Windows of Vision" exhibit is at the Margaret Hudson Gallery, 1936 E. Swift Ave. The gallery asks: "Have you ever wondered what blind folks 'see'?" It says Nyberg began painting in watercolors before she lost her sight, and she continues her art. The gallery also is featuring recycled metal art by Nyberg's husband, BeeBob Nyberg, and jewelry by Camille Cole. Receptions are June 19 and 20, 5-8 p.m.
  • A new ArtHop participant is Vanity Boutique, 7845 N. Palm Ave. (at Nees Avenue in the Palm & Nees shopping center. Featured artist is Clifton Carrera, Fresno Magazine Artist of the Month in April 2006.
  • Another new participant is North Pointe Center at Palm and Herndon avenues. Several artists will be presented, as well as music by jazz band Scats on the Sly.
  • A "June Jazz" event, 5:30-7:30 p.m, will be staged next to Sycamore Framing & Art Gallery in the Save Mart Shopping Center at Marks and Herndon avenues. There will be music, and artists will include Rex Williams of the Sycamore gallery.

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June 18, 2008 5:00 PM

Did They Just Say Kopi?Did They Just Say Kopi?

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No, but they should have. Or Fresno. VH1's pop culture run-down show Best Week Ever did neither in its episode of last weekend, but it did show a clip of Kopi and Woman Who Sits Next to Kopi from KMPH's "Great Day."

It's a if-you-blink-you-miss-it thing, but definitely "Great Day." It was actually Woman Who Sits Next to Kopi doing the talking -- something about P. Diddy and his name change. See for yourself. The entire show is below. The clip is about three minutes in, at the -17:55 mark.

Big question here: Does this mean somebody in VH1's New York office sits through five hours of "Great Day" every morning looking for clips?

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June 18, 2008 4:29 PM

Is someone playing baseball?Is someone playing baseball?

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Honestly here, folks, I thought he was maybe talking about a summer movie that I somehow missed called "The Bulldogs." It didn't even occur to me that he was talking about the College World Series. I realized my error at the last moment and offered a husky, "Yeah, pretty cool, right?"

Yes, we're in the midst of college-sports mania. Something about a Fresno State baseball team doing well in a big championship in a boring middle part of the country. Front-page headlines, live Web updates, on-the-scene video reports, the whole shebang. There's even a thread posted on the Bee's Opinion page blog noting the Bulldogs' success. (Question: If a newspaper editorial board "endorsed" a winner, wouldn't that be sort of like praying for God to smite all the other side's soldiers when they're praying for the same thing to happen to you? Is it even possible to write an editorial about a baseball game?)

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June 18, 2008 3:24 PM

A GOOD READ: Is Google changing how we think?A GOOD READ: Is Google changing how we think?

google.jpgSo much stuff to read, so little time. Now and then I hope to pass on my picks for fascinating (and, yes, longer) articles to read online. Don't worry. I'm not going to make you read "War and Peace." But you might want to after reading this Atlantic magazine article about how the Internet might be impacting human cognition.

Nicholas Carr argues that just as with other significant moments in the development of human communication -- the invention of written language, the printing press, the typewriter, the rise of television -- that the rise of the Internet may actually be rewiring our highly adaptable brains. He writes:

Thanks to the ubiquity of text on the Internet, not to mention the popularity of text-messaging on cell phones, we may well be reading more today than we did in the 1970s or 1980s, when television was our medium of choice. But it's a different kind of reading, and behind it lies a different kind of thinking--perhaps even a new sense of the self.

Carr notes that while he used to consume large numbers of books when he was younger, he doesn't have the attention span anymore. It's the same with many of his friends and colleagues, who find themselves still buying books with every intention of reading them but somehow never having the time or patience to seal the deal.

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June 18, 2008 3:13 PM

Degrees of Fresno: Hulk HoganDegrees of Fresno: Hulk Hogan

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Listen up, Beehive-maniacs. It's times for another installment of The Degrees of Fresno.

This time we've got a Real American for you dudes and dudettes. It's our second favorite dad in the world -- Hulk Hogan, the pro wrestling icon, reality TV star, "American Gladiators" host and proud father of Brooke and Nick.

You should know how this works by now, brother. But if you don't, you have to connect The Hulkster to Fresno via professional relationships, family ties, 24-inch pythons, etc.

So train, say your prayers, eat your vitamins and find those Hulk Hogan connections. And what ya gonna do, Beehive, when the Degrees of Fresno run wild on you?

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Mike Oz

June 18, 2008 3:00 PM

New attraction is a winnerNew attraction is a winner

California Adventure has been the New Coke of theme Parks. Sure, you would buy New Coke if it was cheap. But how many people really preferred the knockoff to the real thing. Since California Adventure opened in 2001, it has been an anemic partner to Disneyland.

Except for Tower of Terror, California Screamin’ and Soarin’ Over California, the only great thing about the park was it was never as busy as Disneyland. Just pop in the park during Disneyland peak hours and you could always find an open attraction or place to eat.

That’s about to change.

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June 18, 2008 12:22 PM

Lil Wayne: No. 1 album, a milli sold and one weird videoLil Wayne: No. 1 album, a milli sold and one weird video

Lil Wayne called it. The third track on his new "Carter III" CD is "A Milli" and that's what Wayne sold the first week. His 1,005,545 sales were the highest first-week numbers since 2005 (in any genre).Take that, Kanye.

Weezy thanked his fans with this very odd video, which talks mostly about ... book sales?

It's not often we in Fresno get an artist at such a peak, but Wayne is here on Friday night at Selland Arena.

UPDATE: Wayne dropped a new version of "A Milli" today, talking about his sales, thanking his fans and saying he "reps The Beehive." Word, Weezy. Thanks. [via OnSmash]

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June 18, 2008 12:00 PM

Point me in the direction of the not-so-hot bachelors, pleasePoint me in the direction of the not-so-hot bachelors, please

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People, who has a knack for making a spectacle out of superficial and randomly subjective lists (and god bless them for it) has released its picks for the Hottest Bachelors of 2008.

Confirming every single woman's belief that all the good ones are taken, the list includes the following prize ponies:

MARIO LOPEZ (Named the Hottest of the Hot Bachelors.) Mario, who will always be A.C. Slater to me, has been in the gossip news lately for both cheating on his girlfriend for over a year with a Hooters waitress, and showing diva-like tendencies during the run of "A Chorus Line". Hot!

BRODY JENNER, reality TV whore. Son of Bruce Jenner, step-brother of Kim Kardashian, ex-boyfriend to some of those "Hills" brats. Do I need to go on?

DAVID COOK, "American Idol" winner, wearer of too many message bracelets.

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June 17, 2008 5:03 PM

Coldplay in better form with "Viva La Vida"Coldplay in better form with "Viva La Vida"

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I rarely look forward to new music these days -- I wonder how my colleague Mike Oz endures so much banality -- but when I heard the first two tracks in recent weeks off Coldplay's new CD, I was raring to hear the rest of it.

The British band is sometimes regarded as a shallow version of U2. Or slammed that their fame surpasses their talent. Or just labeled banal.

But "Viva La Vida or Death and All His Friends," which dropped today, is a reach for finer form. It helps that one of the producers, Brian Eno, is a chief U2 collaborator.

Some reviewers, like this one in Rolling Stone, are not entirely impressed. But I'm not looking for a masterpiece. I appreciate that they've tried a different course -- little of Chris Martin's trademark falsettos, more attempts beyond mid-tempo pacing, more experimental sounds. They haven't made a total departure here, but they have stretched outside their normal boundaries.

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Felicia Matlosz

June 17, 2008 2:32 PM

The Culture Bucket: AFI, The Bachelorette and moreThe Culture Bucket: AFI, The Bachelorette and more

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Here's what's caught my eye so far this week:

  • Is it just me, or do you agree that "The Bachelorette" DeAnna Pappas isn't really over "The Bachelor" Brad Womack, who cruelly rejected her last year? Now that she's the chooser, she's ultra-tense and repeatedly says she doesn't want to lead on any of the guys the way that she was led on. Sounds like a setup for failure.
  • Film buffs will enjoy the American Film Institute's latest list offering: "AFI's 10 Top 10" tonight on CBS. As much as I love AFI's annual show, I'm wondering if they're running out of ideas. Last year, it was a 10th anniversary update of the 100 best American films. Now they're concocting a list of top 10 in 10 different genres. I dread what's next: "The Top 10 By Zodiac Sign"?
  • Special effects master Stan Winston passed away Sunday. And now comes word that MGM dance queen Cyd Charisse died today.
  • And, finally, San Francisco's Ghirardelli Square, now revitalized, is revving up for a celebratory unveiling this weekend. The revamp includes more high-end shops to entice you ... unless you spent all your money on gas just to get there.

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June 17, 2008 1:39 PM

Separated at birth: Ben Affleck and Woody from Toy StorySeparated at birth: Ben Affleck and Woody from Toy Story

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June 17, 2008 11:33 AM

A Tale of Two KittiesA Tale of Two Kitties

In a battle between cat and plastic cake box, everybody wins.

Well, maybe not the cat. But he's definitely better off than Hex, the six-legged cat:

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June 17, 2008 10:56 AM

Live video: Same-sex couples wed in ValleyLive video: Same-sex couples wed in Valley

If you guys haven't checked fresnobee.com this morning, here's a head's up that The Bee has been live on the scene all morning at the Fresno County Clerk's office for the first full day of legal gay marriage in California. There's already plenty of story and video updates from Bee staff members.

Here's a video of the doors opening this morning:

You can find many more videos, and live updates throughout the day at fresnobee.com.

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June 17, 2008 8:04 AM

Catch up on some Monday gossipCatch up on some Monday gossip

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Because it's better than stomping in poop.

LIKE AN ORANGE ON A TOOTHPICK Good guy Ben Affleck hosted the OneXOne gala benefitting children's charities across the world and – my god, this man has a huge head. I mean, monstrous. Back away, kids, before he grinds your bones to make his bread.
IT'S DRUGS, STUPID Amy Winehouse collapsed in her home yesterday and was taken to the hospital. Per the BBC, "Doctors...have not diagnosed her condition or determined what might have caused her to faint."
AWWWW Indiana Jones + his girlfriend's son + homemade tee shirt = more Father's Day cuteness than should be allowed
COUNTRY WISDOM Billy Ray Cyrus appeared on "The Today Show" (this morning – I'm cheating the "Monday" gossip thing a little) to promote some show he's on and to explain the topless pictures published of his 15-year old daughter, Miley:
On finding out his teen daughter had been exploited: "I was surprised when I saw it ... but, hey, that's life. Stuff happens."
On why he didn't make a big deal about the fuss they caused: "...dad always said, 'The more you stomp in poop, the more it stinks.' "
On why he wasn't there to protect his teen daughter's virtue: "I had a show to do, and an obligation, to go to Washington state ... playing for the troops just back from Iraq."
On a picture of Billy Ray and Miley that raised some eyebrows: "That's just a daddy who loves his daughter a whole lot."

See video of his appearance, and try to figure out why he's wearing sunglasses in the wee hours of the morning in an inside studio, after the jump. (Also make sure to listen for how he defends his daughter with a yarn about how he had the number one album for 17 weeks in a row in 1992. Relevant.)

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June 16, 2008 3:43 PM

THEATER REVIEW: 'Orange Flower Water'THEATER REVIEW: 'Orange Flower Water'

orange2.jpgWith its gentle title, you might expect Craig Wright's "Orange Flower Water," which continues through June 22 at Epic Theatre, to be a delicately constructed, nuanced experience that quietly simmers.

Instead, the play collides the audience with the anger and disillusionment of two festering marriages. This is theater that goes for the jugular. If the caustic wit of a Neil LaBute in "The Mercy Seat" (recently performed by Epic) and the brutal verbal slap fight of an Edward Albee in "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf" are the types of drama that charge your batteries, then the relationship angst of "Orange Flower Water" is aimed at you.

The play, which unfolds in a series of two-person encounters between the four characters, encourages a boxing-ring mentality. (Ding! And the first round goes to .... ) As the scenes -- set mostly in bedrooms -- unfold, the two cast members who aren't on stage at the time hang out at the periphery of the action, always in sight of the audience, as if they have become temporary spectators as well.

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June 16, 2008 1:40 PM

Surprise! Katherine Heigl is a real womanSurprise! Katherine Heigl is a real woman

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At this exact moment in time, very few people like Katherine Heigl. In fact, some downright loathe her.

She's loud, opinionated, ungrateful, has a habit of speaking disparagingly about projects that have made her both rich and famous, and is just generally annoying.

However. These (very invasive) paparazzi shots of Ms. Heigl in a bikini make me see her in a different way: as a real person. After wading through picture after picture on gossip sites of tanned, stick-thin, impossibly taut actresses, seeing Katherine looking like a real, genuine woman (with all the lumps and imperfections that entails) makes me relate to her a bit more. We're all sisters under the clothing, eh?

Now if only she'd learn to keep her damn trap shut for a while.

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June 16, 2008 10:53 AM

The Indiana Jones movie that never wasThe Indiana Jones movie that never was

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So, Indy fans, were you disappointed by "Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull"? Maybe just a little?

An original script for Indy 4 - written by Frank Darabont, loved by Steven Spielberg and Harrison Ford, yet ultimately rejected by George Lucas - made its way onto the Internet last week, and then was, of course, quickly pulled (Lucas's lawyers are scarier than anything he's ever created on a green screen.)

The leaked script, called "Indiana Jones and the City of the Gods," has been verified by those in the know as legit, and includes much of the same story that we saw on screen. However, there are some important differences (spoilers to come).

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June 16, 2008 10:39 AM

New Kids keep Fresno fans Hangin' ToughNew Kids keep Fresno fans Hangin' Tough

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For all you Fresno gals still holding on to dreams of being Mrs. Jordan Knight -- or whoever your favorite New Kid is/was -- here's a New Kids On the Block reunion tour update. There's no Fresno date on the tour itinerary, but a couple more California dates were added last week.

Now, NKOTB will be in Cali in both October and November:

Oct. 8 - Los Angeles, CA - Staples Center
Oct. 10 - San Jose, CA - HP Pavilion

Nov. 25 - San Diego, CA - Cox Arena
Nov. 26 - Los Angeles, CA - Staples Center

Consult Ticketmaster, if you're trying to plan a road trip.

The San Diego show just went on sale Saturday, and the second Staples Center date goes on sale June 23.

Ladies, if a Fresno date materializes, you know The Beehive will bring ya the right stuff.

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June 16, 2008 8:05 AM

Catch up on some weekend gossipCatch up on some weekend gossip

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Because you're still riding that Tony Awards high.

DUH Kid Rock, 37, was hospitalized for dehydration following an all night party at London's Whisky Mist nightclub. By "all night" they mean "decade long." And by "Kid Rock" they mean "Middle-aged man who should know better by now."
KISS AND TELL Corey Haim claims that he and Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham used to date back in the day, and that Victoria's kissing style includes lip gnawing. Of course it does - the woman hasn't eaten in a decade. It's an involuntary effort on the part of her starved body to get some nutrients.
PASS IT ON Newly single George Clooney appears to have moved on from his recent breakup with what's her name because he's George Clooney and it's his duty to bless as many women in the world as possible with his company. I hope I live long enough for it to be my turn.
ALL IN GOOD FUN 18-year old Princess Eugenie, daughter of Sarah Ferguson, the Duchess of York, and Prince Andrew, received a stern talking to after she was caught "frolicking" naked with fellow classmates at her boarding school after the end of the term. Is this really newsworthy? CNN seems to think so, but sometimes I can't tell.
CHECKMATE, BITCH Kat von D's Guinness Book of World Records effort for most tattoos in a 24-hour time period, documented on "L.A. Ink," has been broken – by her ex-husband.

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June 15, 2008 7:44 PM

Blogging the Tonys: We're (sort of) live!Blogging the Tonys: We're (sort of) live!

6a00d83451b1d169e200e5504a8fb08833-800wi.jpgI love the Tony Awards every year. Sure, they're even more fun to watch when you've seen all the nominated shows, which happened to me exactly once in my life (the year I spent on an arts fellowship in New York) and will likely never experience again. But even when I haven't seen any of the honored titles, I love the Tonys for all of its award-show excesss: the heartfelt speeches, the glittery gowns, the boffo production numbers. (Boo-hiss to the Oscars for drumming the musical dance numbers out of existence because of their perceived dork factor; I, for one, liked a little song-and-dance distraction. And besides, what do we get now at the Oscars in lieu of the musical interludes? More boring montages and even more commercials.) At the Tonys, however, the musical numbers are the whole REASON for the show. This is theater, after all, and if you have an issue with people breaking into song and shimmying around the stage, you're at the wrong place, bud.

So. This year I can safely say that I have NOT seen all the nominated shows, but that isn't going to diminish my enjoyment of this year's telecast (hosted by Whoopi Goldberg) one little bit. And this year, I can say that since I did make a trip to New York in the spring, I got to see a couple of the titles up for awards this year, including "Passing Strange" and the revival of "Sunday in the Park with George." (Sorry, "Gypsy" and "South Pacific" hadn't opened yet.) So out of loyalty, consider me a "Passing Strange" man.

OK, the show is "starting" (8 pm on CBS) in just a few minutes. REMEMBER: Don't go to other news sites online if you want to be surprised at the winners. The Associated Press has a nasty habit of ruining the West Coast feed of awards shows by blabbing the results on the wire.

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Donald Munro

June 15, 2008 10:55 AM

Two free theater things you can do SundayTwo free theater things you can do Sunday

b_tony_award_0509.jpg1. Take a dad to "Orange Flower Water." Epic Theatre's production -- which is the company's last, alas -- at the Severance Building is a searing portrayal of a distintegrating marriage. (OK, so the subject matter isn't exactly as uplifting as a Hallmark greeting card, but this is for discerning fathers who appreciate theater.) Dads get in free at today's matinee.

2. Hang out with me at the Tony Awards tonight. Starting at 8 p.m., I'll be blogging live on the Beehive. The New York Times, as you'd expect, has special coverage in an extensive Tony Awards section. A warning: This is a tape-delayed event, which means the show will be over and the winners known by the time it starts showing on the West Coast. If you're like me and want to be SURPRISED while you watch the telecast, avoid news sites on the Internet when you're following the blog. (This includes the Bee's home page. While the newsroom will make every effort to avoid posting winners before the West Coast telecast is concluded, you have to realize that many news sites online have "breaking news" feeds that load automatically, and on a short-staffed Sunday night, it can be hard to monitor them.) Best advice is to go directly to fresnobeehive.com. Keep me company tonight and let me know what you think of the winners and the show.

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June 15, 2008 10:45 AM

Speaking of hot dads...Speaking of hot dads...

I know this is just gratuitous, but I saw this picture of 55-year old Pierce Brosnan and had to share it.

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Happy Father's Day to me.

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June 15, 2008 10:29 AM

Happy Father's DayHappy Father's Day

To all the fathers, the soon-to-be fathers, the father figures, the founding fathers, Father Christmas, Father Time, baby daddies, sugar daddies and, of course, Puff Daddy: Happy Father's Day from the Beehive and the Greatest Father of All Time, Mr. Kevin Federline.

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June 14, 2008 4:48 PM

Deep thinking on a hot afternoonDeep thinking on a hot afternoon

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Gawker asks a question that has my brain churning on this hot Fresno afternoon: Who is your 80s crush?

Perhaps it's the heat making me dull, but I've been sitting here for a good ten minutes trying to answer that question. Do they mean, who did I have a crush on while growing up in the 1980s, or who do I have a retroactive crush on now that embodies the 80s? If it's the latter, then the answer is easy: Jake Ryan from "Sixteen Candles."

Gawker answers its own question with a clip from 1987's "Raising Arizona," but I can't tell if their crush is Nicolas Cage, Holly Hunter, the Coen Brothers, or just fantastic, incredibly hilarious 80s films in general. Each is acceptable in my eyes, as "Raising Arizona" was one of the best things to come out of the decade overall.

And now the worst. I'll assume Gawker's asking who my crush was while I was still in the 80s, so, as reluctant as I am to face the truth, here goes. It was this guy:

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June 13, 2008 4:20 PM

Nightclub Notes: Salsaversary, free-ticket Friday and Roe's Remedy?Nightclub Notes: Salsaversary, free-ticket Friday and Roe's Remedy?

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A few notes on what's going on in Fresno's nightclubs:

  • Props go out to Starline's Salsa Club, which is celebrating its eight-year anniversary on Saturday night.

    There are a handful of DJs scheduled to spin, free admission before 9:30 p.m. and music of various Latin varieties: salsa, merengue, reggaeton and more. Click the flier to right to enlarge it and get more details.

    The Starline Salsa Club does a weekly Salsa night on Thursdays, which is a pretty popular event. Also worth a note: The club is also part of the Salsa in the City event next weekend.

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Mike Oz

June 13, 2008 2:25 PM

A response to my 'Urinetown' reviewA response to my 'Urinetown' review

The Fresno State theater department brought us a very fine production of "Urinetown" last month. My biggest disappointment was the sound quality of the show. In my opening-night review, I described the sound design as "terrible" and singled out guest sound designer Walter T.J. Clissen, an assistant professor of sound design at the University of South Carolina, for criticism. He writes in a June 12 response:

The sound problems that you heard opening night were equipment and live mixing issues, and not design. Sadly, technical issues arise from time to time during live performances that are difficult and sometimes impossible to rectify immediately. I understand that the rest of the run was problem-free and that the mixing and equipment issues were resolved. Unfortunately, you were there on a night when there were these technical problems. I am pleased that you were able to return and see/hear a performance where the show sounded as it was designed and intended. It was a pleasure working at Fresno State and I look forward to someday working with them again.

On the jump: A couple of points in reply.

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Donald Munro

June 13, 2008 1:41 PM

Post No Bills: Fresno Fliers for 6/13Post No Bills: Fresno Fliers for 6/13

Welcome to another edition of Post No Bills, your flier gallery of what's going on in Fresno, compiled exclusively by FresnoBeehive.com.

Below you'll find the largest collection of Fresno concert, club and event fliers anywhere on the Web. It's our way of proving every week that anybody who says there's nothing to do in Fresno is either crazy or lazy. These next couple weeks are crowded with events, so grab your calendar and start making plans.

As always, we welcome contributions bands, artists, venues, promoters and regular joes. Send flier links to mosegueda@fresnobee.com.

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Mike Oz

June 13, 2008 1:04 PM

R. Kelly: Not Guilty? Really?!?R. Kelly: Not Guilty? Really?!?

Yep, R. Kelly was acquitted today in his crazy-ass child porn case that was more than six years in the making. At this point, the R. Kelly saga can't surprise me anymore, so I just shrug. Rather than trying to make sense of this verdict, I've spent more time debating which video is the appropriate commentary for the situation. I give you:

1. "I Believe I Can Fly"
Its sheer inspiration and uplifting spirit can make you believe in anything -- even that R. Kelly is innocent.

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Mike Oz

June 13, 2008 11:20 AM

Did They Just Say Fresno? Vol. 12: Electric BoogalooDid They Just Say Fresno? Vol. 12: Electric Boogaloo

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You know how people on the Internets like to put the "Electric Boogaloo" tag on sequels just to be funny and reference "Breakin' 2" -- well we're not doing that in his "Did They Just Say Fresno?" sequel, we're actually talking about Electric Boogaloo. (And geez, did I use enough quotation marks in that sentence? )

On last night's "So You Think You Can Dance?" -- I swear I don't watch this show, someone told me about this -- Fresno got a shout-out for its place in dance history. Yes, Fresno has a place in dance history. It comes courtesy of The Electric Boogaloos, namely Boogaloo Sam and his brother Popin' Pete, who are the originators of popping, a breakdancing sub-genre, and were actually in "Breakin' 2."

Popin' Pete and his son were on "So You Think You Can Dance" last night and gave Fresno a shout-out as part of some tribute to different types of dance. Entertainment Weekly was unimpressed, but what they heck do they know?

Regardless, it's a good time to remind people what Fresno's own accomplished back in the early '80s and that it's still remembered today. Below is a video of Sam and Pete demonstrating their moves:

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Mike Oz

June 13, 2008 9:22 AM

Trailer Park: "The Incredible Hulk" vs. "The Happening"Trailer Park: "The Incredible Hulk" vs. "The Happening"

Looking for a way to spend the evening in a room full of people without interacting with a single one of them?

Two big, summer movies are opening this weekend: "The Incredible Hulk" starring Edward Norton and Liv Tyler, and "The Happening" starring Mark Wahlberg, directed by M. Night Shyamalan.

You must choose, but choose wisely.

"The Incredible Hulk":


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Heather

June 13, 2008 8:20 AM

ART REVIEW: June ArtHopART REVIEW: June ArtHop


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UPDATE 6/13: In Friday's 7 section, we have a summary of the following review. I'm reposting this thread to make it easier to find for 7 readers looking for the expanded version.

What a terrific ArtHop.

In terms of Fresno's unofficial downtown "gallery row" -- the clump of venues at the corner of Mono Street and Van Ness Avenue that include Gallery 25, Fig Tree Gallery and Corridor 2122 -- June's event was stellar. The galleries boasted a strong range of work, from the whimsical (David Hallaway's motley assortment of small-scale ceramic figurine sculptures that have a giddy, dashed-off feel at Fig Tree) and nostalgic (former Club Jinnaka partners Michael Garcia, Mike Garcia and Geoff Spach in a tight little show at Corridor 2122) to a superb exhibition at Gallery 25 curated by Karen LeCocq (and featuring a jam-packed gallery from some very talented artists).

At one point Thursday evening, Gallery 25 was so thick with crowds that it was hard to get a good view of some of the art. There was a buzz in the room -- and a nice range of ages, from a bunch of Fresno High School muralists running around promoting their work to celebrated older members of Fresno's art establishment -- that made it feel like a significant gallery event.

On the jump: I, along with Felicia Matlosz and special guest Beehive blogger Candice Torres, share impressions of shows at Fig Tree, Gallery 25, Corridor 2122, the Chris Sorensen Studio and Spectrum Gallery.

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Donald Munro

June 13, 2008 7:45 AM

More on 'Orange Flower Water'More on 'Orange Flower Water'

orange2.jpgIn Friday's issue of 7 I have an interview with Janine Christl about "Orange Flower Water," which turns out to be the last production of Epic Theatre. It opens Friday and continues for two weekends at Epic Theatre. (And remember: Dads get in free at the Sunday matinee.) Here's a continuation of the interview:

Why this play?

I was first introduced to Craig Wright’s powerful play a few years ago at the American College Theatre Festival. The dialogue was so alive and intriguing I asked Brad Myers if he had a copy of the play, and he mailed it to me the next week. Once I picked it up and started reading, I couldn’t put it down. There is a simple, raw honesty to the piece that I think everyone will relate to, with or without the backdrop of the affair. It is a straightforward portrayal of how love is a powerful and ever-changing force in our complicated life decisions.

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June 13, 2008 7:40 AM

Catch up on some Thursday GossipCatch up on some Thursday Gossip

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Because "The Office" doesn't come back for 3 more months.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Amy Winehouse managed to live (if you can call it that) to see another birthday. And to celebrate, she done got her hair did.
AND ONE TO GROW ON As a gift to Amy, the British police decided to charge two people with selling her drugs. How is that a present, you ask? They didn't haul in her documented-on-tape crack smokin' junkie ass as well, that's how.
IT'S A SMALL WORLD In a move that makes me simultaneously love and loathe them, David and Victoria Beckham took their three sons to Disneyland yesterday. Love, because there's a chance my booty will someday touch the same teacup David Beckham's did. Loathe because it's more likely it will touch the same teacup Victoria Beckham's did.
REALLY? Britney Spears is on a list of possible Emmy nominees for her work on "How I Met Your Mother." Dear me, was that a pig that just flew by my window? Nope, just Britney again, making the impossible a reality.

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June 12, 2008 4:58 PM

Friday the 13th with the Grizzlies: Bloody funFriday the 13th with the Grizzlies: Bloody fun

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Admittedly, we at The Beehive have proven ourselves to be suckers for some of the Fresno Grizzlies promotions this season. Hannah Montana night, the
Drag Kings and we don't really need to say the Z-word again, do we?

So it's no surprise (to us at least) that the Griz brain trust has some fun up its sleeve for Friday the 13th. Since it's not possible to have everybody play with hockey masks on (how cool would that be, though?), the Grizzlies are giving their jerseys a bloody Friday the 13th treatment.

If you're lame and object to the blood slashes across the chest and back, then you'll be happy to know that after the game the jerseys will be auctioned off, with proceeds benefiting the Central California Blood Center. Fitting, right?

Go here to buy tickets to the game.

Oh, and shout-out to infielder Ivan Ochoa Julio Cordido who wears No. 13 (despite what the Web site says).

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June 12, 2008 3:10 PM

Notes from the theater beatNotes from the theater beat

LIF SPCL ORANGE FLOWER WATER.JPGFirst off, a bit of a downer: Epic Theatre, which was one of the first of the new crop of smaller theater companies in Fresno, is disbanding after it stages "Orange Flower Water" at Severance. (The show opens Friday and plays for two weekends. Pictured are cast members Adam Schroeder, who is becoming known as The Guy Who Poses With a Sheet and a Gal on the Beehive, and Danielle Jorn.) Artistic director Janine Christl, who in just a few years has made a huge contribution to the local theater scene, is folding the company so she can concentrate on her full-time gig at Fresno City College. (She'll be directing the college's production of "The Importance of Being Earnest.") She also says she'll be involved in theater at the community level.

I have a story in Friday's 7 section about "Orange Flower Water," and you can read a continuation of Christl's interview about the show.

Everyone knows that small theater companies come and go, especially if they're the reflection of one dominant artistic personality. Some shine brightly for a while, then fade. Others make the leap to institutional status. Epic turned out to have a brief life, but it will be missed. It helped spark a mini-theater renaissance of sorts in the area, and I'm hoping that the creativity and care that Christl put into the company's productions will continue to be a part of the Fresno theater scene.

By the way: As a special Father's Day promotion, all dads are invited to see the Sunday matinee for FREE.

On the jump: It's the last weekend to catch "Rebecca" at the 2nd Space Theatre, Good Company Players announces its 2009 season, some special workshops at GCP, and will Woodward Shakespeare Festival get its new set built in time for "Twelfth Night"?

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Donald Munro

June 12, 2008 2:00 PM

KGPE morning anchor gets the bootKGPE morning anchor gets the boot

John Wallace is no longer working at KGPE, Channel 47. His contract wasn’t renewed, says Tom Long, acting general manager of the station. Long added Wallace’s last day was today.

The station has not wasted anytime in an effort to make Wallace a distant memory. The photo and information about Wallace has already been deleted from the KGPE Web site.

Wallace began his broadcast career in Fresno in 1969 when he joined the news staff at KYNO radio. In 1975, Wallace became a television news anchor at KFSN, Channel 30. In 1987, he joined KJEO (now KGPE) to anchor the station’s evening news.

He left that job in 2001 to spend more time in community work and politics. Four years later Wallace was lured back to the station to co-host the KGPE morning show with Kathryn Herr. Wallace has continued to do community work. He currently is the Bulldogs Foundation Fund Drive president.

Mornings never seemed to be the right fit for the veteran news anchor. And his years of local work did not give the show a ratings spike. In fact, the morning show for the CBS station continues to struggle to find viewers.

As for the future of the KGPE morning show, Long says there will be a program Friday morning. He would not comment on who would be anchoring the program.

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Rick Bentley

June 12, 2008 1:42 PM

Stop trying to come up with a good invention, because the best one already existsStop trying to come up with a good invention, because the best one already exists

Thank you, Best Week Ever, for bringing to my attention perhaps the greatest invention in my time: The Slanket.

What's a Slanket, you ask? Oh, just a blanket. With sleeves. Now you can change the channels on your TV without poking your arm out of the blanket and risking the extreme hypothermia that affects many in their own living rooms.

Dear Universe: my birthday is September 13th. I want a green Slanket and date with the Dave Grohl/Ben Affleck love child who invented this wonderful, phenomenal thing. Make it happen.

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Heather

June 12, 2008 12:28 PM

Little Richard + Morris Day = $10?Little Richard + Morris Day = $10?

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Did you know that for $10 this weekend, you could see both Little Richard and Morris Day and The Time? Actually, for $10 you could see those two plus George Thorogood and Big Brother and the Holding Co. too.

Day and the the Time will be belting out "Jungle Love" and other favorites on Friday night as part of the Dinuba Main Street Car Show. The show starts at 8 p.m. at the Dinuba High School stadium. While reserved seating costs $20, stadium seating is free.

Saturday is this year's Rock 'n' Rod Revival, which has a music lineup of Little Richard, Thorogood and Big Brother. Tickets for the 11 a.m. to 8 p.m. event cost a very reasonable $10. If nothing else, it's a chance to see Little Richard, one of the original pioneers of rock 'n' roll. Let the recent passing of Bo Diddley and Richard's upcoming 76 birthday remind that you might not have too many more chances to see him live.

So there you have it, a bunch of legends for a mere $10. Gas money will probably cost more.

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Mike Oz

June 12, 2008 10:23 AM

The better "American Idol" is on this summerThe better "American Idol" is on this summer

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Nigel Lythgoe is one of the brains behind "American Idol," but I think his FOX show on the air now -- "So You Think You Can Dance" -- is the superior series.

Why? Look, I just slogged my way, with Donald Munro, through a subpar AI season. SYTYCD is a show I've watched in previous years, and I've been impressed with the talent and heart of the contestants. Unlike AI, you can't fake and warble your way through just on personality. SYTYCD, in highlighting a range of dance styles, is all physicality, nuance, guts, leaps and moves that make your jaw drop in disbelief. (Lythgoe, by the way, is a former dancer and a judge on this show with Simon Cowell-like frankness.)

This season is off to a dynamic start. The Top 20, performing as couples Wednesday to demanding choreography from the likes of the inimitable Mia Michaels and others, kicked off the competition with winning energy and grace. But, like AI, people will be eliminated.

It's early, but the dazzlers on Wednesday were Katee and Joshua (with their dance about a soldier going off to war) and Chelsea T., who's a force of nature. Tune in tonight to see who goes home.

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June 12, 2008 8:01 AM

Catch up on some Wednesday gossipCatch up on some Wednesday gossip

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Because you still giggle when somebody calls it "hump day."

VALIDATION Did George Clooney really break up with former girlfriend Sarah Larson because she got a boob job? Probably not, but a nation full of 34Bs just let out a very loud and collective "Woot!"
BAD IDEA Mel Gibson continues to counsel Britney Spears, this time spending quality time with the singer in a cigar club. See if you can count all of the completely wrong things in that sentence. I've got five so far.
SPEAKING OF BRITNEY Lynne Spears, one-half of the parenting team who chose to shove their teen daughters into show business at the expense of their virtue, their education and even their mental health, will publish a memoir in the fall about how difficult living off her children's hard work has been for her.
FAMILY VALUES Brooke Hogan doesn't condone her mom dating a 19-year old who was in the grade below her at high school. On the list of things Brooke does condone? Blaming a comatose man for his own coma, letting her father slather sunscreen on her butt, this, wearing assless chaps, pretending to not be a dude.

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Heather

June 11, 2008 3:36 PM

Some do take the high roadSome do take the high road


heigl.JPGBefore I write another word, I must make a deep, dark confession. This is just between us. That's because it is absolutely critical for a journalist to remain impartial. Each story must be approached with an open mind.

That isn't the case with reviews. Remain impartial in a review and every movie or TV show will get a C grade. Eventually that kind of middle-ground approach can lead to a new career.

The impartial approach is needed when writing features and news stories. It should not matter whether the writer hates or loves the person, place or thing that is the subject. Each story just has to be approached with a wide open mind.

That is tough in one particular case. Here’s my confession. And I hope you can forgive me.

"Grey’s Anatomy" star Katherine Heigl has always been a great interview. The first time I talked to her was for the series "Roswell." What makes her such an enjoyable interview is that she is smart, funny and goes out of the way to make you feel comfortable.

That's why the report on the L.A. Times blog Gold Derby that Heigl's name is not on the the list of Emmy contenders is both depressing and understandable. It is sad that she won't be able to defend last year's win. This wasn’t a great year for her, but there were at least enough episodes to make her worthy of consideration.

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Rick Bentley

June 11, 2008 2:32 PM

Is Livingstones really the best place to watch the NBA Finals?Is Livingstones really the best place to watch the NBA Finals?

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Dear Loud Guy Watching Basketball at the Bar:

I was at Livingstone's last night before the Dorktown Anniversary show, conquering the quesadilla craving and saying hello to my friend Jack.

Other than you, it was the typical 8 p.m.-on-a-weekday scene at 'Stones. The soft-rock standards were piping through the place. It wasn't too busy, though people were having dinners under the dimmed lights. I think there was a couple on a date next to us.

This all made you yelling at the bar about basketball stand out that much more. I'm not opposed to people being loud at 'Stones. I'm all for the post 10 p.m. rush of loud frat boys and drunk girls that place seems to attract these days. In theory, at least. But you woo-hooing about the Lakers and Game 3 of the NBA Finals was sorely out of place amongst the quieter dinner crowd.

The guy who might have been on the date kept giving you the evil eye. And I was left wondering, why you were even there dude. It's not like 'Stones has a 48-inch plasma. It has a fuzzy 13-inch TV behind the bar. Could you even tell Paul Pierce and Ray Allen apart?

Go to a sports bar. Heck, go to Starline Grill or Sequoia or Bobby's. I'm sure they could appreciate your loud breakdown of which shots the Celtics would have to sink in the last two minutes to tie the score. They might even throw a high-five your way. Me, I can do math and I just wanna eat, drink and conversate in peace.

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Mike Oz

June 11, 2008 2:02 PM

The Huntington reintroduces its art galleryThe Huntington reintroduces its art gallery

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After reading my colleague Donald Munro's rundown on the new Contemporary Jewish Museum in San Francisco and upcoming must-see exhibits in that city, I just had to add one more suggestion to your summer art romp:

The Huntington in Southern California has re-opened its art gallery after a two-year, $20 million renovation. Classic masterworks, such as Thomas Gainsborough's "The Blue Boy," have a statelier, stellar and more impressive home.

You can get an idea of the "new" art gallery experience from a story by Christopher Knight, The Los Angeles Times' art critic.

I know gas is heading toward $5 territory but consider a visit to The Huntington, its refurbished mansion and its glorious European art collection as a personal investment in art education.

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Felicia Matlosz

June 11, 2008 10:36 AM

Beehive on the scene: Dorktown's 3-year anniversary partyBeehive on the scene: Dorktown's 3-year anniversary party

Just about every Fresno blogger worth his or her cliche (salt?) was in attendance Tuesday night at Dorktown's celebration of drunkeness and profanity at The Starline. Check out the photos, yo:

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DORKTOWN'S PODCASTERS BELLS AND MIKE LIVIN' THE DREAM

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June 11, 2008 10:09 AM

Catch up on some Tuesday gossipCatch up on some Tuesday gossip

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Because "slow news day" means nothing to you.

Role model In 2005 and 2006, Paul Newman, who friends say is battling cancer, donated the value of his share of the Newman's Own company, an amazing $120 million, to charity.
Please don't go girl Apparently, a pre-nose job Halle Berry used to date one of the New Kids on the Block back in the day. No, not that one. The other one. Nope, not that one, either. The other one.
No Bones about it Some people look weird with red hair. I give you David Boreanaz.
Til death do you part Nick Cannon helps an old lady cross the street. Sorry - that should read "helps his old lady cross the street." Stay tuned tomorrow for when he fetches her slippers and a glass of warm milk.

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Heather

June 10, 2008 1:26 PM

What is Ed Norton thinking?What is Ed Norton thinking?

"Ferrigno, if your nipple juice gets on my Armani suit, I am going to be so angry. And you wouldn't like me when I'm angry. Ha! I've been waiting months to use that!

Also, what the crap is leaking out of your nipples, you f****** freak?"

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Your turn: What is Ed Norton thinking?

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Heather

June 10, 2008 12:04 PM

A look inside Bliss, Fresno's newest nightclubA look inside Bliss, Fresno's newest nightclub

You read about Bliss, the remodeled, renamed and "redefined" version of On the Rocks, in my column last Friday. Now comes this peek inside the new Bliss, courtesy of The Beehive's Will Albritton and his video camera.

Below, I'll offer up more info on the club's opening and the much-discussed issue of cover charges ...

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Mike Oz

June 10, 2008 10:41 AM

Catch up on some Monday gossipCatch up on some Monday gossip

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Because you're bored at work.

The hawtness Johnny Depp turned 45 years old yesterday, and I still wouldn't trade him in for two 22-year olds.
Sad news? According to the Daily Star, Paul Newman is dying of lung cancer. Since I've never heard of the Daily Star, I'm going to believe this story is 100% inaccurate.
Good luck, kid Tori Spelling has given birth to a baby girl, Stella Doreen, who hopefully will inherit her mother's talent good looks money...
Yawn Sean Combs: I'm changing my name to Puff Daddy. Just kidding. Keep paying attention to me, though. Me: Whoa, I just fell asleep and dreamed it was 1997.
Better than Broadway Brokeback Mountain is being turned into an opera and will open in 2013. I think the story will make for a great opera, and thankfully the strenuous demands of the art ensure there's no chance of seeing musical theater enthusiast John Travolta make a hammy, awkward appearance as Jack Twist.
One giant boob After ruling out pop music, television, movies, country music and hair weaves, Jessica Simpson finally realizes her only true talent is being a walking pair of breasts, and, accordingly, starts up a lingerie line.

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Heather

June 10, 2008 10:08 AM

A new San Francisco museumA new San Francisco museum

Jewish650.jpgHeads up for museum fans: There's a new must-see in San Francisco.

If you've wandered from Union Square down to Mission Street over the last year or so, you've probably seen Daniel Libeskind's striking new Contemporary Jewish Museum taking shape. The museum officially opened Sunday, and the New York Times writes that its angled perspectives aren't exactly soothing:

Its skewed geometries are unsettling; the effect is more vertiginous than harmonious. Alienation rather than stability is suggested, despite the self-conscious symbols being grasped at. Mr. Libeskind says his building is shaped to form two Hebrew letters spelling chai, or life. Yet if so, they are so abstract as to be invisible.

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Donald Munro

June 9, 2008 10:29 PM

Want to hang out with the Beehive Tuesday night?Want to hang out with the Beehive Tuesday night?

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Mike Oz and yours truly will be supporting fellow blogger Mike Seay, aka The Fresnan (NSFW language, for pretty much every link in this post - don't say I didn't warn you), as he and co-podcaster Bells celebrate their third anniversary helming the Dorktown Podcast Tuesday night at Starline.

If that's not enough of a draw to get your lazy self out of the house, Famous Whitewater of Fresno Famous um... fame, will be putting on his punk rock hat and joining up with his fellow bandmates to reunite It'll Grow Back. Also on the bill: The Overdubs, Tokyo Death March and Chrysalis.

With so many Fresno bloggers and podcasters in the same room, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans might happen: an impromptu arm-wrestling match, a saucy game of red hands, or even a good old fashioned dance-off – it's really anyone's guess.

Doors open at 9. Cost is a measly gallon of gas $5. See you there.

Related:
Listen to the Dorktown Podcast (NSFW language).
Read Famous Whitewater's interview with Bells and Mike.
Read Mike Oz's blog post about the show.
Watch Mike Seay lose to a girl (and three guys) in the Blogger Olympics.

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Heather

June 9, 2008 2:05 PM

The new iPhone is coming ... and it's cheaperThe new iPhone is coming ... and it's cheaper

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Anyone who a year ago forked over $400 to $600 for the new Apple iPhone must right now be A) gagging, B) feeling foolish, C) e-mailing an angry note to Steve Jobs, or D) couldn't care less because it's all about bragging rights.

The spiffy, beefed up iPhone is on its way for about half the cost. Apple even boasts about it on its Web site: "Twice as fast. Half the price."

The news about the the revamped iPhone is enticing: The gadget is based in 3G technology to speed up its network, and it has GPS technology and a bunch of other new applications. The new version will be available, starting July 11.

And yet I'm looking at that price tag. For full disclosure, I don't have the iPhone (only an iPod nano), so this doesn't dent my pocketbook. But, say I had bought an 8 gigabyte original model last year. It would have cost me $599 in those heady first days (a 4-gigabyte was $499). Apple later dropped the $599 to $399 and began phasing out the 4-gig.

The new, flashier 8-gigabyte is $199. If I want the 16-gigabyte, it's $299.

Was it worth it, iPhoners, to be first on the block last year? Do you feel like guinea pigs? Should we all just wait and see what Jobs and Co. come out with next year, instead of plunking down more cash for this model?

I'll give Jobs points for one thing: He's timed this just as Americans are getting those government stimulus checks.

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Felicia Matlosz

June 9, 2008 1:21 PM

OMG NKOTBOMG NKOTB

My god, I do love a boy band, even when the members are old enough to start collecting a pension.

NKOTB's new video is out, and it is every shade of awesome imaginable. After watching it once, I already feel the urge to practice kissing on my pillow while writing out "Mrs. Heather McIntyre" a hundred times in my diary.

Enjoy "Summertime":

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Heather

June 9, 2008 10:16 AM

You review 'Zohan'You review 'Zohan'

zohanposter.jpgSomeday, I'm sure, I will be walking along a raging river, and I will slip and fall in, and I will manage to grab on to a stubborn tree root on the banks, and I will only have the strength to hold on for just a few minutes before being swept to certain death, and who shall come along but Adam Sandler. He will ask my name, and I will tell him, and he will laugh and say, "So long, sucker!"

Actually, I'm sure that Sandler pays no attention to the movie critics who regularly bash him in reviews. Why should he? He's review-proof. Just look at "You Don't Mess With the Zohan," which took in an estimated $40 million this weekend and is well on its way to becoming another monster Sandler hit.

I loathed the movie, although perhaps with not as much depth of passion as my dislike of Sandler's last heinous creation, "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry," and I made that clear in my review. (And because of the wonder of wire services, I got to pronounce my verdict in such papers as the Raleigh News and Observer and the Anchorage Daily News.)

Now's your chance to offer your own review. What did you think of "You Don't Mess With the Zohan"? Post a comment. And if you ever see me drowning, please be kind.

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Donald Munro

June 9, 2008 7:56 AM

Catch up on some weekend gossipCatch up on some weekend gossip

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Because you know you love it.

Fine, then how about To Wong Foo 2? Patrick Swayze puts pancreatic cancer in a corner, accepting a role on the A&E show "The Beast" and giving literally dozens of people false hope for a Point Break 2 appearance.

Congratulations Jessica Alba has given birth to a baby girl who will someday have to live in the shadow of her mother's great legacy – Fantastic Four Fantastic Four 2 her butt.

With friends like these Amy Winehouse's mate released to British tabloids video and photos taken by her husband Blake (before he was jailed). The video and photos show Amy doing drugs, singing racist songs, wearing not as much clothing as she should, blah, blah, blah, junkie, junkie, junkie...

Not as funny as you'd hope it would be Mary-Kate Olsen falls out of a car. (NSFW- language)

Thank you for being a friend It's the Golden Girls! No joke here - just 246 combined years of awesomeness.

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June 8, 2008 5:25 PM

Bad hare dayBad hare day

Thanks to Nagi Noda, Japanese artist and the creator of "Hair Hats," I shall never make fun of Amy Winehouse's beehive again.*

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June 7, 2008 8:14 PM

The Pride Parade: lots of photosThe Pride Parade: lots of photos


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Beehiver Will Albritton and I were on hand Saturday to watch Fresno's annual pride parade down Olive Avenue in the Tower District. Although this year's parade had to compete with L.A.'s pride parade and festival, which switched weekends with relatively short notice, the turnout still seemed substantial. Often these events are portrayed in the media as garish and decadent: lots of bare skin, outrageous outfits and bright colors. (When photographers return to a newsroom, it's natural for their editors, like magpies, to gravitate toward shiny objects.) Were there any scantily clad parade participants or outlandish costumes at Saturday's festivities? Sure. But there were also entries from churches (a lot, actually), community groups, Moms/Dads/kids and even a batallion of marching barristas from Starbucks.

A reminder: In conjunction with pride weekend, Fresno's Reel Pride gay and lesbian film festival has two special screenings scheduled Sunday at the Tower Theatre.

On the jump: Check out lots more photos from Will and Donald.

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Donald Munro

June 6, 2008 4:45 PM

Blogger Olympics: Sounds like it'd be nerdy, and it totally isBlogger Olympics: Sounds like it'd be nerdy, and it totally is


With gold medals, silver beads and "Hello My Name is ... Third Place" stickers up for grabs, bloggers from around the Fresno Internets assembled last weekend for the inaugural Blogger Olympics. Held at various locations around town, this Olympiad was a chance for eight local bloggers to try to best each other in mini golf, skee ball, arcade basketball, air hockey and Wii bowling.

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Mike Oz

June 6, 2008 12:32 PM

Post No Bills: Fresno Fliers for 6/6Post No Bills: Fresno Fliers for 6/6

Welcome to another edition of Post No Bills, your flier gallery of what's going on in Fresno, compiled exclusively by FresnoBeehive.com.

Below you'll find the largest collection of Fresno concert, club and event fliers anywhere on the Web. It's our way of proving every week that anybody who says there's nothing to do in Fresno is either crazy or lazy.

I've spent some time recently trying to make PNB a little more lo-res. Just looking out for your bandwidth. So lemme know if the load time is more to your liking.

As always, we welcome contributions bands, artists, venues, promoters and regular joes. Send flier links to mosegueda@fresnobee.com.

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June 6, 2008 9:59 AM

Men Who Cook — and one who doesn't ...Men Who Cook — and one who doesn't ...

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So I'm not doing Men Who Cook this year. Many people have asked. I keep having to apologize.

I didn't really want to do it again, not this year. My experience last year was a little too much to have to deal with again right now.

But that doesn't mean you shouldn't go. By all accounts, Men Who Cook is a blast, a fun chance to sample a bunch of food and mingle with people on a cool summer night outside the Fresno Art Museum.

Bill McEwen will be there again this year. As will Famous Whitewater.

In fact, I'm thinking I might try to get out there tonight myself. This year, though, I'm joining a new group: Men Who Eat.

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June 5, 2008 5:09 PM

Movies in the Park: More Than Meets the EyeMovies in the Park: More Than Meets the Eye

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Remember Movies in the Park? It's the weekly outdoor movie gathering at Eaton Plaza, put on during the summer months the Fresno Parks Department and Comcast.

Last year, Movies in the Park was a lot like Flashback Flicks, showing movies like my beloved "Karate Kid." But this year, Movies in the Park has fully stepped its game up to include much more current movies.

It kicks off with "Transformers" and the the schedule goes on to include "Evan Almighty," "Batman Begins," "Spider-Man 3" and the whole "Lord of the Rings" trilogy. And they're all free. Check the posters below for the whole schedule and more info ...

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June 5, 2008 2:52 PM

Some things are worth the extra costSome things are worth the extra cost

Since “The Sopranos” ended there have not been a lot of reasons to suggest paying the extra bucks to pay for HBO. It is certainly not the premium channel to chose if you want to watch uncut theatrical films. The network tends to lean more toward original series and programs.

But, while you still have time, call your cable provider and order HBO before Monday. Order the service. I’ll wait while you make the call.

Hmmm. Hmmmm.

Oh good, you are back. It was nice to see you agree to order HBO without knowing the reason why. Thanks for the trust. You will be glad you did.

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June 5, 2008 2:18 PM

They'll bring the Art, you bring the HopThey'll bring the Art, you bring the Hop

It's the first Thursday of the month -- that means another ArtHop, another night of prowling for Two Buck Chuck and another chance to frolic amongst the downtown/Tower artsy folks and hipsters.

As avid fans of ArtHop, we're throwing a nudge your way with this collection of links that can you help navigate:

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June 5, 2008 2:10 PM

A post totally unrelated to Wet TowelA post totally unrelated to Wet Towel

Unless he comments, of course.

Via Very Short List: The Florida Sun-Sentinel recently put together a nifty little project of the worst album covers (remember those?) in the universe. They came up with 50 top contenders. The scary thing is that I think my parents owned some of them. Here's my favorite:

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On the jump: Three more horrific examples.

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Donald Munro

June 5, 2008 12:15 PM

Fres-Know: You Got Served!Fres-Know: You Got Served!

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News you should know, echoes from the blogsphere and so on:

FOOTLOOSE: Fresno's Rebecca Hart advanced on last night's "So You Think You Can Dance?" Here's a video. Please don't ask how I know this. Meanwhile, in other TV dance show news, Miguel Zarate of Delano has advanced to the finals of Bravo's "Step It Up & Dance." Miguel, say whattup to Jessie Spano for us.

BLAZIN: Looks likes new radio station The Blaze (FM, 105.1) has hired a couple of familiar voices for its mornings: Rick Roddam and Jen Lipp -- both formerly of KRZR.

HAPPY BELATED: Looks like we missed our friend Trisha's birthday party. Sorry, Trish, no video for you. But you got a present from the current Real Worlders -- last night Greg got sent home from this season's trainwreck. That means you get to relinquish your title of last cast member who got kicked off for being a horrible person.

GO KNIGHTS: It's been quite the busy week for Bullard High, huh? First, there's the story about its valedictorian getting deported, which is getting all kinds of attention on the Web. Then there was yesterday's on-campus stabbing, which ended up being a "bonding ritual" between two girls. What you got, Hoover?

THE PODCASTERS STRIKE BACK: Episode Five of The View Looks Good From Here, Fresno podcast is up. I'm listening as I write this. You should too.

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Mike Oz

June 5, 2008 11:21 AM

My interview with Eric Field -- final questionMy interview with Eric Field -- final question

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Editor's note: This is the last in a series of five entries -- one for each question. These could quite possibly be the five longest Beehive entries ever. Sorry. Also, there's some profanity.

QUESTION FIVE: What is the future for Eric and the Fresno forums? What should we expect out of you in the next couple of years?

Hmmmm.

well, that sounds like a final question, (not as open ended as the others... thank you so much for saving me from my own devices, here, Will... ;)

In truth:
My involvement with a lot of things has taken a major turn away from a lot of online writing.

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June 5, 2008 11:19 AM

My interview with Eric Field -- fourth questionMy interview with Eric Field -- fourth question

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Editor's note: This is the fourth in a series of five entries -- one for each question. These could quite possibly be the five longest Beehive entries ever. Sorry. Also, there's some profanity.

QUESTION FOUR: When people react negatively, what keeps you writing?

Uh, God,
Masochism.....
I'm German, we have a thing for leather and whips and... oh wait, this thing is on, isn't it.....

(Okay... just kidding, had to throw some levity, if brevity was not an option...)
For some reason my typeface has changed too... (great, great..)

The negative...

Hmm.

Well, it depends on the setting.
Seriously?,
I don't write in some settings because it's just worthless (Christian Chat Rooms for example...)

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Will

June 5, 2008 11:13 AM

My interview with Eric Field -- third questionMy interview with Eric Field -- third question

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Editor's note: This is the third in a series of five entries -- one for each question. These could quite possibly be the five longest Beehive entries ever. Sorry. Also, there's some profanity.

QUESTION THREE: Do you go back and edit your writings?

Hmmm, that's kind of a toughie to explain.

Something like a poem, I often will work on, get down, and come back at different times and really take apart and reassemble and stuff (lots of reworking.)
--Some poems just come out of the box, perfect.

Regarding the stuff that I've posted on line,
Um, everything is written in one sitting, (usually,)
(The stuff on MindHub, FresnoFamous, Blogger,) (etc.)

Yes, ---the things that are written, I'd say 99.9 of the time are Right as it tumbles out, and onto the keys, sort of writing.

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June 5, 2008 11:05 AM

My interview with Eric Field -- second questionMy interview with Eric Field -- second question

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Editor's note: This is the second in a series of five entries -- one for each question. These could quite possibly be the five longest Beehive entries ever. Sorry. Also, there's some profanity.

QUESTION TWO: I've also seen you go by Eric da Typer. It seems to be part of your identity. Why do you type?

That I type at all, is sort of an paradox and play on words.
That moniker comes from when I initially was learning to type, back at my old highschool,
I totally sucked at it.
Not, highschool,,, typing.
It was class on steno, shorthand, and typing, it was required.
We had these monster old 'Royal' manual machines...
It gave me a very very heavy touch on the keyboard, (I've been asked to leave writing labs back in college, because the typing was so loud... I am not kidding.)
Typing
To me, typing is simply writing.

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June 5, 2008 11:02 AM

My interview with Eric Field (aka Out of the Void, aka Wet Towel)My interview with Eric Field (aka Out of the Void, aka Wet Towel)

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Editor's note: This is the first in a series of five entries -- one for each question. These could quite possibly be the five longest Beehive entries ever. Sorry. Also, there's some profanity.

On May 26, Stephen Mintz posted a question on MindHub. It was in response to one of Eric Field's epic posts about (who knows what -- this time gay marriage):

"But 5700 words in reply to a mindhub post of about 250 words?? Good God, Man.? I would like to hear from other hubbers...do YOU take the time to read what Eric writes??"

Stephen asked for it, and he got it. In the next few days, a slew of posters took him up on his question and came to Eric's defense. Here are some of the comments:

"I look forward to posts from EField. They insightful, fun to read and entertaining."

"I generally do take the time to read what Eric writes ... and I appreciate the effort that went into it. Thank you, Eric, and AMEN!"

"With hope, if he ever moves away Eric will continue to post. Mindhub wouldn't be the same without him."

"He's one of the writers I gravitate to because he speaks from the heart. ... So - yeah - I read Eric Field. I hope he writes a book someday."

"I just love your posts. I can wrap my mind around them and it takes a good part of the day to get my mind unwrapped."

Eric Field also posts on The Beehive, as "Wet Towel." You may recognize his lengthy posts on Fresno Famous as Out of the Void. He started out as RomeoVoid. He goes by his real name on MindHub.

Apparently, Eric and I run in the same social circles yet I have never met him. (I've actually questioned in the past whether I should approve comments from him on some of my blog entries. Usually, my response was: "What the heck is this guy talking about?") But I found it fascinating that so many people rushed to say that not only do they read what Eric writes, but that they enjoy it.

Was I missing something? If only I gave it another paragraph or two, would I get it?

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June 5, 2008 9:47 AM

Is this the best Indiana Jones that Fresno can do?Is this the best Indiana Jones that Fresno can do?

As you know, we love everything Indy here at The Beehive, but apparently we have some competition by the drummers over at The Dumb ..., who appear to be big fans of the film "Be Kind Rewind."

Please note: The title to this entry is a question asked by the producers of this short film. Not me. I loved the recreation of the opening to "Raiders of the Lost Ark." Heck, I wanna hang out with these guys.

Their challenge is to other like-minded people with access to a camera, way too much free time and have heard of sweding.

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June 4, 2008 4:31 PM

Calling all dorks, drunks, Fresnans and bloggers ...Calling all dorks, drunks, Fresnans and bloggers ...

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In the spirit of bloggeradarie*, we'd like to let you know about the upcoming Dorktown three-year anniversary concert, going on June 10 at Starline.

It's not only a chance to honor (i.e. get drunk and cuss at) local blogger The Fresnan and his foul-mouthed Fresno podcast Dorktown (Ep. 61 is up), but also an opportunity to see another local blogger live his double-life as a punk rock guy who loves to scream and take off his shirt.

Seriously, I'd give 5-to-1 odds that ol' Famous Whitewater takes off his shirt.

Also scheduled to perform -- no odds on these people wearing clothes -- are Tokyo Death March, The Overdubs and Chrysalis.

I'll tell you this: Hanging out with a bunch of FresBloggers is exactly what you'd imagine. Take that however you will.

*We also wanted to flier-scoop The Fresnan on his own event. Take that, sucka!

UPDATE: Famous has a feature on the Dorktown guys. Read up, y'all.

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Mike Oz

June 4, 2008 2:59 PM

Trey Tosh: That kid is a sell-out ...Trey Tosh: That kid is a sell-out ...

And we mean that in the nicest way possible. Pardon the late-ness of this update, but I wanted to give a quick shout-out to Trey Tosh, whose CD release party Saturday night at Tower Theatre was a sell out. That's quite a feat for a local artist. Here's a picture Trey sent along:

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If you missed the show, you can still hear Trey on my most recent podcast, which features three songs off his new CD, "Aiming for the Sun." Coming up, Trey will be headlining the Shaver Lake Brewfest on June 14 and he'll playing the Best of Fresno Festival on July 12.

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June 4, 2008 10:15 AM

Fresno's Next Mayor: It's Henry or AshleyFresno's Next Mayor: It's Henry or Ashley

For you Beehive readers out there who don't follow real news, we thought it's our duty to inform you that Henry T. Perea and Ashley Swearengin finished atop Tuesday's voting for mayor, meaning they'll have a run-off in November. Don't worry, you don't have to vote again until then.

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While it was a good night for the "new generation" in the mayoral race, there were some other important races too. So head over to fresnobee.com, Beehive News Blog or Opinion Talk for more coverage.

We now return you to our regularly scheduled programming: K-Fed.

Photos by Kurt Hegre / The Fresno Bee (right) and Mark Crosse / The Fresno Bee (left)

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Mike Oz

June 3, 2008 3:56 PM

Tuesday nights become Reggae DazeTuesday nights become Reggae Daze

Have you ever come out of a movie at Edward's on a Tuesday night in the summer, saw the big crowd at World Sports Cafe and wondered, "what's going on in there?" The answer is Reggae Daze.

With DJ Clint Storm on the turntables once again (he moved away, but moved back), Reggae Daze turns Worlds Sports into a summertime hot spot each Tuesday evening. This year's edition of Reggae Daze starts tonight.

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June 3, 2008 1:56 PM

Proud day for FresnoProud day for Fresno

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While you were considering flipping a coin for mayor in today's election, a club in Las Vegas did some electing of its own, choosing Fresno's Favorite Son™, Kevin Federline, as Father of the Year.

Federline will be awarded the title June 13th when he hosts a party at Prive Las Vegas.

People of Fresno, are we just not offering KFed enough incentive to come home? He's already received Father of the Year twice, so what can we come up with that's equally awesome; something that he simply cannot pass up?

Key to the city seems too mundane. Maybe we could name a street after him. Everyone's kind of bored with Barstow Ave. anyway, right? Federline Blvd. has a nice ring to it. Or, how about we promise that when high speed rail finally arrives, we name the Fresno section The Feder Line?

Put on your thinking caps and help me come up with something genius because I, for one, want a KFed appearance in Fresno in '08. Who's with me?

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Heather

June 3, 2008 10:41 AM

Links you can use on election day Links you can use on election day

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I've already got my "I Voted" sticker, but for those of you who haven't, here are some handy links that can help you on this election day:

  • At elections.fresnobeehive.com, you'll find candidate profiles, questionnaires, links and all kinds of other information.

  • Curious about campaign contributions? Check out The Bee's database on the subject, where you can sort by candidate or contributor. Be warned, it's kind of addicting.

  • Here are archived campaign stories from The Bee's news reporters.

  • There's already been plenty of chatter on the both the Political Notebook and Opinion Talk blogs this election season, which will only continue during the day, I'm sure.

  • Looking for suggestions? The Bee's editorial page has issued its recommendations.

  • Missed the last local politics podcast? It's right here for the listening. UPDATE: There's a new one today.

If you're looking for updates and results, The Bee's staff will be working hard into the night to bring you the latest news. Make fresnobee.com your source for comprehensive election coverage.

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June 2, 2008 4:48 PM

Notes from the theater beatNotes from the theater beat

UPDATE: Over at Fresnocentric, Solitaire reports that the Woodward Shakespeare Festival's you-need-a-permit-to-build-a-set fiasco has been resolved. She writes:

Yes! It’s true! In the last week the City of Fresno really came through for us over at the Woodward Shakespeare Festival. Maybe this post helped. We were able to start work on the set. Our little troupe of actors and volunteers showed up to Woodward Park around 8:30 am and started to build what will be the stage/set for the Festival’s 4th Season!

Now that the set is taken care of, I hope that WSF members can get their hands on that infamous park scheduling calendar and double-check that all their performance dates this summer are solidly inscribed.

On the jump: Should live theater have real smoking? Plus an update on former Children's Musical Theaterworks artistic director Joel Abels, a reminder about a boffo fund-raiser planned by CMT, and don't make plans to see "Gone With the Wind: The Musical" anytime soon.

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Donald Munro

June 2, 2008 3:14 PM

Hatebreed and Prison Break?Hatebreed and Prison Break?

Hardcore band Hatebreed is in Fresno tonight, playing at The Exit. Headbangers and hard-rockers probably already know this, since Ozzfest alums Hatebreed is a pretty big deal in those circles.

Leading up to this show, though, I've stumbled upon a discovery that blew my mind a little bit. I think Hatebreed lead singer Jamey Jasta is, on the low, Michael Scofield from "Prison Break." See for yourself.

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June 2, 2008 1:39 PM

Sometimes you gotta let those hard-to-reach chips goSometimes you gotta let those hard-to-reach chips go

Sad news today in the world of salty snacks: Dr. Fredric J. Baur, designer of the Pringles can, has died. Dr. Baur was a retired chemist and food storage technician at Procter and Gamble when he patented the design for the Pringles container in 1970.

According to his wishes, Baur has been cremated and his ashes stored in – wait for it – a Pringles container.

In other really sad news, did you know Brad Pitt was in the worst Pringles commercial ever made? True story:

[Source: DListed NSFW)

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June 2, 2008 12:58 PM

From Downtown Hanford to the Tower District ...From Downtown Hanford to the Tower District ...

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Soon you needn't go to Downtown Hanford for some of that yummy ice cream from Superior Dairy. Here's some ice cream (and Tower District) news from today's Word on the Street:

An ice cream shop is planned for the Tower District. The former Tower Barber Shop, which closed after 55 years in 2006, is scheduled to open in early June as Scoops.

Jeff Hough will open the shop next to the Million Elephant restaurant. Hough ran J Ho's Bar & Grill, which closed when Hough sold the lease to the Million Elephant. The new shop will serve ice cream from the Superior Dairy in Hanford.

"It's well-known as far as the quality," he said of the ice cream. "People travel to Hanford all the time to get it."

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Mike Oz

June 2, 2008 11:28 AM

Remembering Bo DiddleyRemembering Bo Diddley

Rock 'n' roll pioneer Bo Diddley died this morning at age 79.

Here's a video that shows the man's talent and another fun one that comes to mind when I hear Diddley's name.

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Mike Oz

June 2, 2008 8:43 AM

You review 'Sex and the City'You review 'Sex and the City'

sex-city-404_674654c.jpgSo, gals, what'd you think? (Exit polls suggest that 85% of the audience for the movie's opening Friday were women.) Turns out that the adventures of Carrie Bradshaw and pals, with an estimated $55.7M in weekend ticket sales, averaged a stunning $16,968 from 3,285 theaters and ranked as the year's third largest debut behind only Indiana Jones ($100.1M) and Iron Man ($98.6M).

My review was favorable to mixed, and just over half of the critics on RottenTomatoes are impressed. The studio is already talking about a sequel.

Did the movie live up to its hype? And if you're a fan, are you thinking about going back to see it a second time -- which is the way that blockbusters are made these days?

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Donald Munro

June 2, 2008 7:47 AM

Robert Downey Jr. makes certain Jack Black is done having kidsRobert Downey Jr. makes certain Jack Black is done having kids

If you're like me (older than 14), you didn't watch the MTV Movie Awards last night. Apparently we did not miss much, save for this clip of Ben Stiller, Jack Black and Robert Downey Jr. attempting to make a viral video.

Clearly they were a success, because here it is (WARNING: if you can't handle watching a pudgy panda get pummeled in the pouch potatoes, I suggest you look away, and perhaps recalibrate your comedy barometer):

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Heather

June 1, 2008 4:07 PM

Hyper Crushin' on the '80sHyper Crushin' on the '80s

Here at The Beehive, we've already established that we're suckers for all things Cobra Kai. So we were sold on this electro/hip-hop group Hyper Crush as soon as we heard the lyric, "Cobra Kai, Cobra Clutch."

Hyper Crush, playing Monday night at Babylon, is, I believe, the only group to have a song called The Delorean" and also sample "Menace II Society." That's two-for-two in my book. Plus, the trio looks like something out of "Saved By the Bell: The Drug Years."

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Check out their song "Robo Tech" below. There's a studio version and a live version -- which should give you an idea of what they'll be doing at Babylon. Warning: NSFW.

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