March 2008 Archives

March 31, 2008 5:52 PM

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See this picture? Remember the Hollywood writers' strike that wrecked much of our TV viewing this season? Brace yourself. We may be in for replays of this scene: Actors' could go on strike next.

Their contract with producers and studios ends June 30. A lot of people hoped that the fractious turmoil of the writers' work stoppage would prevent another costly walkout. Oops. The L.A. Times reported this weekend on its front page that the American Federation of Television and Radio Artists has had it with the Screen Actors Guild and split off from joint-bargaining. You can read the spin at Nikki Finke's blog.

Maybe this murky mess gets cleared up, and movies and TV productions will proceed unhindered. But, if it doesn't? What are we to do -- again. Wait, what's that thing called YouTube?

Felicia Matlosz

March 31, 2008 5:34 PM

21-movie-poster-kevin-spacey-kate-bosworth1.jpgIf you went to see the new movie "21" this last weekend, you weren't alone. It was No. 1 at the box office. But this mediocre film, which I gave a lukewarm review to in Friday's 7 magazine, certainly isn't No. 1 in terms of faithfulness to the source material. Lily Tung, writing on the ARTicles blog, reminds us that Hollywood took some big fat liberties with this story, detailed in a book titled "Bringing Down the House," of a bunch of uber-smart college students who figured out a way to outsmart the big Las Vegas casinos:

The real people profiled in Bringing Down the House are actually Asian American, and when Asian-American actors learned that the story was being made into a movie, they rejoiced. Finally, they would have the opportunity to play three-dimensional characters and branch out from their fine portrayals of nerds, waiters, kung fu artists, and refugees.
Studio executives dashed those hopes. They felt that Caucasian actors would make the film more marketable, despite the fact that the characters' ethnicity was essential to the story. The book states that the card-counting scheme was successful partly because the students used their ethnicity to their advantage; in the casinos, a young Asian man betting large amounts of money is less conspicuous than a young white man.

Donald Munro

March 31, 2008 4:29 PM

It's hard for me to believe that one of my favorite albums of all time -- Gang Starr's "Moment of Truth" -- dropped on this day 10 years ago. I've been bumping this today and it's taking me back to being 18, being in my first year of college and working at The Wherehouse. It was one of the few edited hip-hop CDs we had at the store, so whenever I worked, it was in our CD changer.

The album holds up well -- "You Know My Steez," "Above the Clouds", "The Militia" and "Work" are still unquestionable bangers and "Next Time," "Moment of Truth" and "JFK 2 LAX" still reek of DJ Premier's genius production.

To this day, '98 is one of my favorite years for hip-hop -- with this, Big Pun's "Capital Punishment" (April 28), Outkast's "Aquemini" (Sept. 29) and Mos Def/Talib Kweli's "Black Star" (Aug. 25) all hitting stores.

For those who also want to reminisce, check out thse other notable 1998 releases: "Wide Open Spaces," Dixie Chicks (Jan. 27), "Ray of Light," Madonna (March 3) "*NSYNC" (March 24), "Before These Crowded Street," Dave Matthews Band (April 28), "System of a Down" (June 30), "Devil Without a Cause," Kid Rock (Aug. 18), "Follow The Leader," Korn (Aug. 18), "The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill," Lauryn Hill (Aug. 25), "Mechanical Animals," Marilyn Manson (Sept. 15), "Vol. 2 ... Hard Knock Life," Jay-Z and "Believe," Cher (Nov. 10).

Mike Oz

March 31, 2008 3:30 PM

LIF SPCL KING LEAR.JPGIn its short tenure, Theatre Ventoux has elevated the Fresno theater scene by producing challenging fare. From the alluring depravity of "This Flattering Glass" (a heavily reworked adaptation of "Richard II") to the cerebral antics of "Childe Byron" (told from the point of view of the poet's daughter), the productions have been insightful, provocative and -- most important -- distinctively bold examples of storytelling.

The company's current production, "Lear," does not reach this level. It struggles not only in terms of voice and vision but also in just the basics of conveying the storyline of Shakespeare's "King Lear." The heavily truncated text (the show is over in little more than a brisk two hours, including an intermission) leaves big gaps in the narrative that, frankly, left the remaining plot extremely hard for me to follow.

Donald Munro

March 31, 2008 1:50 PM

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So much gossip, so little time. A rundown of today's best stories:


  • Jennifer Lopez may or may not be killing her kids with fabulousness. (Pink is the New Blog)

  • Slate digs up dead literary types who say you can positively think your way out of a hangover. I am putting that theory to test at this very moment. And... fail. (Slate)

  • Looking for that perfect gift for Jamie Lynn Spears' unborn child? Nothing says love like a rectal thermometer. (Babies R Us)

  • Hold off on getting those his and her halos - Brad and Angelina did not get married this weekend. (Us Weekly)

  • Just when you think Giada de Laurentiis' breasts couldn't get any prominent, she births a child. (People)

  • Jim Halpert's ex, Karen, is thinking outside the Pam twin-set box, but still needs some help. (Go Fug Yourself)

Heather

March 31, 2008 12:34 PM

Still not sure what to make of this video. But, if you have eight minutes, feel free to help me out.

Will

March 31, 2008 12:17 PM

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Entertainment Weekly has posted its take on the 20 Worst Comic Book Movies Ever. Do I care? No, I'm not a nerd.

But if I was, I'd be all, "Barbarella? Come on. That's a classic!" and "Look, even George Clooney admits Batman and Robin sucked. Can we move on, please?"








Heather

March 31, 2008 10:38 AM

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Whether you were out of town (like me), otherwise occupied or just too lazy to get off the couch to do something this weekend, we got your back. Here's a look at some of what went down in Fresno:

If you went to an event or did something fun this weekend, drop a review in the comments.

[Photo: Craig Kohlruss / The Fresno Bee ]

Mike Oz

March 30, 2008 6:43 PM

So much so he was willing to go through this at last night's Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards:

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Snakes, rats, Nazis... I'm afraid a room full of ADD-inflicted tweens with a pocketful of disposable income is the worst thing Indy has ever faced.

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Heather

March 30, 2008 6:33 PM

If you loved the movie Borat, chances are you are eagerly awaiting the Bruno movie.

Some quick-thinking soul recognized Bruno, aka actor Sacha Baron Cohen, terrorizing locals at the Wichita, Kansas airport (as reported by SFGate.com) and captured the following footage.

I'll admit that I couldn't really care less about Bruno, but I see the appeal of Cohen's work. I'm just unhappy the tall, hairy Cohen looks about 110% better in a pair of short shorts than I do. Bitch.

Enjoy Bruno:

Heather

March 30, 2008 8:51 AM

My parents are in town this weekend, and it's always nice because visitors can nudge you into changing your routine a bit. Rather than go out to a movie or play, I decided to take them Saturday night to a small little concert called "Duets" staged by the Fresno City College Opera Workshop. Under the direction of Melissa Wolfmann, this program featured vocal students singing operatic and musical theater duets.

Staged in the intimate space of FCC's Recital Hall, the concert featured some very fine singing. Not all the students are at the same level, but what I liked was the camaraderie they displayed during several ensemble numbers. And there are some vocal standouts in this bunch: among them a very strong Jeran Brown and Jasmine Swalef, along with Jennie Gray, Kathleen Whiting and Amy George. One of my favorites, both from a vocal and musical theater standpoint, is an animated Derek Payne, whose lead role in the "Telephone" song demonstrated a strong stage presence.

And you know what? It's a pleasure just to listen to live singing. In an age of recorded-music perfection, the opera workshop is a reminder that for thousands of generations before CDs and records, people often wiled away their Saturday nights listening to each other sing. The opera workshop concludes with a 2:30 p.m. performance Sunday. Tickets are $10 general, $7 students/seniors.

Donald Munro

March 30, 2008 7:43 AM

Delano High 07.JPGIn my Sunday Spotlight column I write about the upcoming San Joaquin Valley Color Guard and Percussion Review competition that will take place Friday and Saturday at the Clovis North Educational Center. Thanks to Marco Tovar, the official photographer for the SJVCGP, here are some excellent images from past competitions, including this pic from the Delano High squad, right. (You can check out his Web site here.)

Also, the folks at Clovis East wanted me to remind people that their squads are traveling to the Winter Guard International competition in Dayton, Ohio, one week following the local finals, and they're raising money for the event. (Any Clovis Easters out there who can fill us in on the fund-raising?)

On the jump: lots more pics.

Donald Munro

March 29, 2008 12:10 AM

Turkey is an amazing country. Forget the charmed cobras of Sri Lanka; Turkey has put a blond wig on a praying mantis and taught it to belly dance.

Maybe "dance" isn't the right way to describe what's happening here. "Writhe around in pain" is closer. "Contort itself into a full body grimace" is yet closer.

Judge for yourself, and be sure to pay special attention to the band members, who are over it:

Heather

March 28, 2008 4:22 PM

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According to Us magazine, Kevin Federline, Fresno's Favorite Son™, is mourning the passing of his mother's brother, Steve, who passed away after a long bout with cancer today in Fresno.

Our thoughts are with Kevin and his family.


Heather

March 28, 2008 2:25 PM

ascension300.jpgBenjamin Boone is having quite a weekend. The Fresno State music prof, whose “Ascención: A Dramatic Ethno-Historical Cantata,” was performed Feb. 24 at Fresno State, gets some national recognition for the piece on NPR's "Weekend Edition" Saturday morning program on KVPR. (Go Sasha Khokha!) The cantata is the story of Ascencion Solorsano de Cervantes, pictured, the last known fluent speaker of the Mutsun language.

Also on Saturday, another of Boone's pieces, "Joropo Jam," will get its U.S. premiere at the Kennedy Center in Washington, D.C. Boone writes:

The piece being premiered is called "Joropo Jam" -- it was commissioned by my colleagues saxophonist Alan Durst and guitarist Corey Whitehead for their Centaur Records CD "Tangos y Serenades" (CRC 2901). They premiered the piece in Beijing this past summer, so their performance at the Kennedy Center Saturday is the US premiere. There will be a live feed on the Kennedy Center website at 3PM Sat PST. It's a big deal that they got the Centaur Records deal. Durst got a 3 CD deal -- they are a hard label to get on, and known for good new music. My colleague Ken Froelich has a piece on their CD as well, "Clockwork Automata," and it's also being played at the Kennedy Center.

On the jump: Read Boone's liner notes for the piece.

Donald Munro

March 28, 2008 1:05 PM

Once again, FresnoBeehive.com has you covered on what's going on in Fresno with another week of Post No Bills -- the biggest collection of Fresno Fliers anywhere on the Web.

Below you'll find more than 150 options for upcoming concerts and nightclub events -- with even some ArtHop stops and theater productions in the mix.

Lots going on this weekend and it bleeds into a crazy busy April. So check it all out below and find yourself something to do.

Got something to contribute? Send flier links to mosegueda@fresnobee.com.

Mike Oz

March 28, 2008 10:01 AM

Roller derby comes back to life in Fresno on Saturday night, as the Smog City Roller Grrls open their second season in a bout against the Wine Country Homewreckers of Sonoma.

As season two starts for the Smog City gals, their organization is staring to roll. They've scored a sponsorship deal with radio stations 104.1 and 95.7, The Fox. They've also secured Valdez Hall as their home turf for the season.

We talked to Roller Grrl Lola La Chola (a.k.a. Joey Fernandez) about their momentum, getting bruises, talking smack, taking on Fresno State's women basketball team and scoring dates with derby girls.

Q: How many bruises have you got preparing for the season opener?
A: I have received a bruise on my hip the size of a fist, another on my shin the size of a wheel, one on each knee from falling repeatedly and three finger-sized bruises on my left breast ... there was a four-girl pile-up involved and I personally think someone was using that to their advantage if you know what I mean. So the answer is seven.

Mike Oz

March 28, 2008 7:22 AM

In Friday's 7 section I talk with Gregory Taber, director of Theatre Ventoux's "Lear," which is in its opening weekend at the Severance Building. Here's a continuation of the interview:

Why do you think Cordelia refuses to flatter her father when he asks how much his daughters love him? It would have been so easy to say, "Yep, Dad, I love you more than anything."

In our production, Cordelia is naïve to the workings of the court and the family. As the youngest, she has been sheltered and protected. When called upon to profess her love to her father, she gives the only answer she can: the truth, which she assumes is the right thing to do, not understanding the ramifications of her words.

Donald Munro

March 27, 2008 8:27 PM

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So much gossip nothing of interesting to report, so little time. A rundown of today's best stories:


  • Someone is stupidly trying to pay Lindsay Lohan for acting when it's pretty apparent Lindsay is willing to accept money for anything these days. (People)

  • Playgirl magazine, wondering if the old adage "the bigger a man's ears, the bigger his..." holds true, courts Eliot Spitzer. (Us Weekly)

  • As paparazzi stalk her in a parking garage, Betty White become The New Britney™. (Pink is the New Blog)

  • Jack Nicholson pulls chicks a third of his age while Betty White is still single? Damn shame. (A Socialite's Life)

  • Madonna graces the cover of Vanity Fair's "Green Issue" wearing a pair of leather boots made from a cow she killed with her own freakishly strong arms, i.e. organically. (Oh No They Didn't)

  • The founder of Popeye's Chicken and the inventor of the Egg McMuffin both die, leaving only the creator of the Chalupa alive to be my fantasy Baby Daddy. (Just Jared, AP)

I'm still trying to come up with a good name for "The Rundown." Suggested to me today: "The Daily Whoroscope," which I love. Too much.

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Heather

March 27, 2008 4:58 PM

diveroli-muck.jpgDid you hear about the 22-year-old whose fledgling company -- operating out of an unmarked office in Miami Beach -- scored a $300 MILLION contract with the U.S. Army and became the main supplier of munitions to Afghanistan’s army and police forces? Only problem was that Efraim Diveroli, left, and his 25-year-old vice president, David Packouz (also a licensed masseur), right, provided 40-year-old ammunition, much of it salvaged from the aging packouz-muck.jpgstockpiles of the old Communist bloc, including China, the New York Times reports. And, it turns out that Diveroli got busted by the police for carrying a fake ID.

Now Rep. Henry Waxman (D-CA) wants Diveroli to testify before Congress to explain how he snagged a contract that big from the Pentagon -- and then wound up delivering bum ammo. (I'm sure those Afghan army guys really appreciated that commitment to quality in the heat of battle.) Hey, he was just being a young entrepreneur, right?

As one reader comments on Talking Points Memo, "Sadly, there's bound to be a movie about these two." You bet: this is the ultimate con-man story. Who should play the leads? I vote for Shia LaBeouf and Chris Daughtry in his acting debut.

Update: Via Raw Story, here's a link to Diveroli's MySpace page. On who he'd like to meet:

A sweet pretty girl with a good attitude and love for life , a woman that will stand by her man because she knows he would do the same for her no matter the circumstance.

Donald Munro

March 27, 2008 4:55 PM

I'm interviewing Taylor Swift on Friday. She's in Fresno on April 9 at Save Mart Center, opening for Rascal Flatts -- we'll be talking about that and more.

Swift's been in Fresno a few times, including once when she played an impromptu concert at a local custard shop. The 18-year-old quickly made her way toward stardom, becoming a fixture on the radio and earning a Grammy nomination for best new artist.

Got any questions you want me to ask her? Leave a comment, then watch for the audio on The Beehive and a Q & A in The Bee.

Mike Oz

March 27, 2008 4:35 PM

We're giving props to people in Fresno doing cool stuff:

Mike Oz

March 27, 2008 11:46 AM

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March 27, 2008 10:14 AM

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Just as I predicted, Chikezie got the boot Wednesday from "American Idol."

We found this out after sitting through the weekly ad for a Ford car (those cheesy, faux music videos always flatline) and a lengthy ad, oh, excuse me, story, involving Apple's iTunes. That one under the premise of how the finalists' songs can be bought weekly off the company's Internet music list -- I lost count of how many times they blurted the word "iTunes" and held up the products. Tacky.

Anyway, Chikezie is gone. At least he'll be on the Top 10 tour. But now we're down to 9.

Will Jason Castro stop leaning on his cute looks and get serious? Will Kristy Lee Cook run out of luck? And what about Syesha Mercado? I thought she was great Tuesday, but she was in the Bottom 2. Not a good sign.

Can Carly Smithson loosen up? Will America realize that Michael Johns isn't as good as they think he is?Will one-time front-runner David Archuleta return to winning form? Can David Cook top his dynamic performance from this week? Will Brooke White ditch the piano? Will Ramiele Malubay get over her cold?

I'm still waiting for this season to heat up. What did you think of this week's shows?

Felicia Matlosz

March 26, 2008 5:26 PM

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A week into this year's Famous Choice Awards and it's turned into a bizarre affair. At one point, Fresno State was winning in the category of Best Thing About Fresno, which I wouldn't question were this not Fresno Famous, hipster central.

Furthermore, a blog about Fresno State sports got like 30 votes overnight in the Best Blog category. And the Fresno Grizzlies have sure seen a sharp increase in votes lately, as have many of the people involved in the category of Best Mayoral Candidate. OK, I'll just come out and say it: I'm 99% sure there's some ballot-stuffing going on. Ahem, Bistro Rustico.

We at The Beehive have no greased palms. So keeping with the spirit of the awards, H-Mac and I are going to offer our official Famous Choice Awards Endorsements. Voting is open through Sunday. Winners will be announced on April 3.

Mike Oz

March 26, 2008 10:27 AM

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Finally, the real players are emerging on this season's "American Idol" -- and cutesy teen fave David Archuleta should be worried. Very worried.

David Cook nailed a brilliant finale. Syesha Mercado, at last, brought her "A" game. Even mediocre Kristy Lee Cook used some good, old-fashioned smarts to stay alive in this elimination series. Now if only the other Top 10ers would elevate their stuff.

That includes Archuleta and Carly Smithson. Both are blessed with rich, full voices ... but they're psyching themselves out. Some players, like Cook, are in a zone: They appear comfortable and confident. But Archuleta and Smithson are looking strained and overly earnest. They are overthinking this competition.

Choking? I hate to use that term ... but there it is.

Donald Munro and I rip through Tuesday's show. Tell us what you think.

Felicia Matlosz

March 25, 2008 3:35 PM

Heather

March 25, 2008 1:47 PM

Things are pretty tame here at The Fresno Bee compared to what's going on at our sister paper, The Merced Sun Star. Case in point: the video below of a reporter and editor getting tased by the Merced County Sheriff's Department. It's only a demonstration, they weren't getting unruly after deadline or anything. But if you ever wanted to see members of the media squirm and shout in pain, here's your chance ...

Contrary to any rumors you might have heard, this is not what happens to the loser of The Beehive's Bracket Battle. However, if the Fresno County Sheriff would arrange it, I'd volunteer to tase Will.

Mike Oz

March 25, 2008 10:46 AM

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We haven't checked in with Paris Hilton much of late - mostly because we feel our soul turning to ash every time we speaketh her name.

However, this weekend Paris finally made good on her lie promise to Larry King, made when she was freshly sprung from the long arm of the law, to Do Good Things in Africa.

To Paris, Doing Good Things in Africa includes delivering photos of herself in a white bikini to school children, standing around watching her boyfriend's band play something called "My Coke Fest World Tour" (wouldn't you have loved to have seen the look of disappointment when she realized "My Coke Fest" wasn't what she was expecting?), and taking the time to teach the rest of the world geography:

"I love Africa in general - South Africa and West Africa, they are both great countries."

She went on to say, "I can't wait to share myself with the rest of Africa's countries: Munchkinland, Narnia, Hogwarts and, um, Orange."

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Heather

March 25, 2008 10:41 AM

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"The Hills" returned Monday on MTV for a fourth season. It's a guilty pleasure for me because it's the most "scripted" reality TV series I've ever seen (and I hate to admit I've seen quite a few). But star Lauren Conrad and the show's other drama queens are hilariously dense.

So Season 4 starts with Lauren and gal pal Whitney in Paris, under the supposed premise that they work for Teen Vogue. Meanwhile, villainess Heidi and her equally slimy boyfriend, Spencer, are having couple problems now that the wedding is off: She's on a time-out in Colorado but he shows up ... I'm sure only to guarantee he's not missing out on any TV face time.

I just hope the season gets a lot better that the hour premiere that plodded through the TV last night: It was dull, dull, dull. The only highlight was the beautiful Parisian scenery, always a winner. But the show? I kept flipping back and forth to ESPN. Even Heidi and Spencer couldn't muster up any fake fireworks for a couple supposedly in distress.

Ah, but judging from the previews, delicious fun is looming: Heidi will try to worm her way back into the girls' group by starting with Lauren's wing-woman, Audrina. An angry Lauren will confront Audrina as well as Brodie -- her on-again, off-again love interest -- for his wandering eye. "The Hills" promises a quick return to shallow-and-daft normalcy.

Felicia Matlosz

March 24, 2008 10:14 PM

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I don't usually create entire posts around comments, but I feel compelled to answer reader Carolynn, who left the following comment regarding a post I wrote today about the choice to "stunt cast" Britney Spears on "How I Met Your Mother."

I claimed it was a lame attempt to garner some attention for the show. Carolynn disagrees:

"I hate how you posted this at 11 AM when the show airs at 8:30. Because then you would realize that the focus was not Britney Spears and it wasn't "stunt casting" when Britney Spears asked CBS for a small role on a funny t.v. show."

Carolynn, perhaps it was Britney Spears who went to CBS and asked to be on the show, not the other way around. Still, I stand by my opinion that this is classic stunt casting, and here's why: the very funny Sarah Chalke, (Dr. Elliot Reid from "Scrubs") was the "main" woman in Ted's life for this episode. As you pointed out, Britney Spears appeared in the episode for about 120 seconds altogether. Here is how CBS promoted tonight's episode:

Heather

March 24, 2008 5:55 PM

The New York Post has a juicy story about the financial troubles of the Jackson family. Michael, we've heard his woes. But which Jackson brother is working at Vons? Which is $5 million in debt?

Sounds like a great opportunity to play Match the Jackson, doesn't it? Below you'll find a list of Jackson siblings and descriptions of their current financial situation, according to the Post's story.

Can you match them?

Mike Oz

March 24, 2008 4:59 PM

Isn't it amazing that when some people read an item in print, they're more likely to believe it -- even when it's just on the Internet? Via Salon, here's a bizarre AP story about a guy in Oregon who came home to find people stripping his house of all belongings after a Craigslist post that falsely advertised the man's stuff -- including his horse! -- as free for the taking:

On his way home he stopped a truck loaded down with his work ladders, lawn mower and weed eater.

"I informed them I was the owner, but they refused to give the stuff back," he said. "They showed me the Craigslist printout and told me they had the right to do what they did...."
Once home he was greeted by close to 30 people rummaging through his barn and front porch.
The trespassers, armed with printouts of the ad, tried to brush him off. "They honestly thought that because it appeared on the Internet it was true," he said. "It boggles the mind.

Donald Munro

March 24, 2008 4:22 PM

In case you missed it, YouTube announced its award winners for "best user-generated videos" from 2007. Think of it as the Internet's snappy version of those laborious awards shows on television: You don't have to endure long hours of usually boring speeches, idle prattle and wrenching production numbers.

This year's honorees -- chosen by millions of voters in 12 categories, such as music, sports and comedy -- include a laughing baby, Tay Zonday singing "Chocolate Rain" (with that incredibly deep voice) and a Harry Potter puppets comedy bit that, frankly, I didn't think was all that hilarious.

But, if you're looking for an amazing story, check out the "inspirational" video winner about Dallas-area artist John Bramblitt ... he's blind ... That's right: Blind.

Felicia Matlosz

March 24, 2008 3:07 PM

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The Beehive has conjured up what we believe is a fun new game. It's called The Degrees of Fresno. The point: Connect famous folks to Fresno, in the fashion of Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon. It's simple: We'll pick a famous person and it's your task to connect them back to Fresno via co-stars, marriages, collaborations, etc.

For example: Heath Ledger > procreated with Michelle Williams > Joanna Kerns (director on Dawson's Creek) = lived in Fresno. Or Heath Ledger > starred with Matt Damon (The Brother Grimm) > starred with Cher (Stuck on You) = lived in Fresno.

Fun, right? So to start things off, we're tossing Owen Wilson out there. He's got that "Drillbit Taylor" movie out now. Rather timely, we thought.

Without further ado, Owen Wilson vs.
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Mike Oz

March 24, 2008 1:54 PM

LIF MCC ALL SHOOK UP.JPGIt's a little unfortunate that "All Shook Up" opened at Roger Rocka's Dinner Theater just a week after the national tour of "Mamma Mia" played the Saroyan Theatre. Both are so-called "jukebox musicals" that tell their stories by stringing together selected songs by a performer or group. With the memory of "Mamma Mia" so fresh in the minds of many theatergoers, it's hard when seeing "All Shook Up" not to compare the two.

While no one is claiming that "Mamma Mia" is classic literature, that long-running show based on Abba songs has emerged over the years as a clever and endearing powerhouse example of the genre. You can't really say the same thing for "All Shook Up," which uses Elvis Presley as its creative gimmick. At its best the show is a sweet little trifle, and at its not-so-best is just kind of bland.

The cast is very young in this Good Company Players outing, which on one hand imparts a freshness to the proceedings and on the other makes the production seem, well, very young. When a charismatic "roustabout" named Chad (played in an Elvis-like leather jacket by Jesse McCoy and driving a full-size motorcycle, albeit with training wheels) arrives in a 1955 small town in Middle America, he immediately attracts a lot of attention, including that of a tomboy girl mechanic named Natalie (Kaitlyn Nichols).

Donald Munro

March 24, 2008 11:52 AM

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Well, no. But my favorite gossip blog, The Superficial, mistakenly referenced The Fresno Bee (instead of the Beehive) today in a post about Fresno's Favorite Son™, Kevin Federline.

You may recall the birthday tribute the very talented Mike Oz put together last Friday for young Kevin. It was a great video, and The Superficial had the good sense to recognize that by posting it on its site.

Peep the post here, but just know that The Superficial doesn't have the language and photo constraints The Beehive has (let me spell it out for you: beware f-bombs and boobies.) Oh, and try not to get too bummed out by the inevitable comparisons to armpits Fresno suffers in the comments section. People are just jealous haters - but we already knew that. Right, Kev?

Heather

March 24, 2008 11:30 AM

UPDATE: At the Sweet 16, here's our leaderboard: Mike (30), Will (29), Felicia (28), Donald (20). It's worth noting, though, that three of Felicia's Final Four are still alive -- the most of any of us. Shouts out to Bracket Bonanza contestants "rscsrc," "lopes100" and "julianamartinez," who are leading the real competition with 38.

Original post: "Somebody try to beat me, I dare ya." Those are my words, from the post right below this one. Well, my Beehive cohorts were up to the challenge. While The Bee is having its Bracket Bonanza contest, we're having a bracket battle of our own.

As Bee employees, we can't participate in the Bracket Bonanza contest, but we still love to fill out NCAA Tourney brackets. So we're having our own internal contest -- just for bragging rights. Check out brackets below from myself, Donald Munro, Will Albritton and Felicia Matlosz. For the record: I'm not scared of any of those brackets.

Mike Oz

March 24, 2008 11:13 AM

Tonight is the night young superstar Britney Spears makes her awkward debut on "How I Met Your Mother" (CBS, 8:30 p.m.).

Look, you know a sitcom is in trouble when it needs to stunt cast the most headline-generating personality on the planet. So do CBS a favor and watch the show, otherwise we're going to have to watch Ted Mosby suffer through affairs with Heidi Montag, Heather Mills and Ashley Alexandra Dupre before he finally meets "your mother."

Following is a teaser so you can judge for yourself Britney's (for once intentional) comic timing.

Heather

March 23, 2008 7:49 PM

In my Sunday Spotlight column I take time not only to smell the flowers, but to wax philosophic about them, too. If you've never taken the time to actively seek out the explosion of spring color that takes place on the world-famous Fresno County Blossom Trail and the Wildflower Trail, I highly encourage you to do so. You'll wonder why it took you so long. Here's a pic I took from a scene I describe in my column:

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On the jump: A close-up shot.

Donald Munro

March 23, 2008 8:13 AM

In Sunday's Spotlight section I have an interview with Laurie Pessano, director of the new Good Company Players production of "All Shook Up" at Roger Rocka's Dinner Theater. Here's a continuation of the interview:

What's the most challenging part of directing this show?

I think my biggest challenge as a director has been to make sure we achieve an honesty of character and relationship but still retain the spirit of total playfulness inherent in the script and music.

Donald Munro

March 21, 2008 1:29 PM

Yes, yes y'all. It's another edition of Post No Bills -- a mega edition actually, loaded with fliers for Fresno concerts, nightclubs and various other events.

Since I can't be at K-Fed's birthday party tonight at Pure (I'm sure the mailman jacked my invite or something), I'll be out at the Fashawn and the Fresh Boyz show at Starline. There are plenty of other good options, so if you're looking for something to do tonight, this weekend, next week or even next month, you'll find plenty of options after the break.

Got something to contribute? Send flier links to mosegueda@fresnobee.com.

Mike Oz

March 21, 2008 2:45 AM

Today is Kevin Federline's 30th birthday. Since the city's not having a parade or anything (c'mon, Bubba!), I decided to dedicate my column to K-Fed, who, at this point, can't we all just agree is a champ?

You can read my birthday wishes here. Beyond that, though, I took my video camera around town and asked some locals to share their birthday wishes for Fresno's Favorite Son.

Leave a comment with your birthday wishes for K-Fed.

Mike Oz

March 20, 2008 12:52 PM

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Meet Dr. Robert G. Tupac, a Fresno and Bakersfield dentist who runs ... I kid you not ... West Coast Dental Implant Center.

You can imagine my shock upon seeing a commercial for Dr. Tupac's business this morning during "The Today Show." I thought maybe I wasn't quite awake and it was a crazy dream.

Dr. Tupac? West Coast Dental? Does he got "Flossin'" tattooed across his chest? Does he have a East Coast dental nemesis team named Cavity Smalls and Brush Daddy. He's got two offices, who helps him? Dr. Dre, D.D.S.?

Does he sing jingles to his clients? "How do U want it? How does it feel? Getting capped by a dentist named Tupac, we fightin' off tartar foo, for real."

I'm dumbfoundedly fascinated. The guy's name is Bob G. Tupac -- this is like the best thing EVER.

Mike Oz

March 20, 2008 11:52 AM

It's been a long time, we shouldn't have left you ...

Yep, after a bit of a hiatus, I'm back on the mic for the local music podcast. Friday night's show with Fashawn and the Fresh Boyz brought me out of hiding. Emcee Fashawn and Fresh Boyz members Javon Davis (piano) and Kenny "K.P." Paige (drums) join us in the studio to talk about their coming together for a live-band hip-hop experiment, being young musicians in Fresno (all of them are 19) and merging rap and jazz.

Plus: We preview upcoming shows with Portugal The Man, Phosphorescent, Justifi, The Loved Ones and Throwdown. There's new music from local artists Six Ounce Gloves and Loyd Vandergriff's Human Project. Special shouts out to 3 a.m. Productions on the instrumentals and Will Albritton on production.

It's a fresh podcast, give it a .... [LISTEN]

Mike Oz

March 20, 2008 11:13 AM

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Who is Paul Scofield? A lot of you probably are baffled about why I'm blogging him. He died Wednesday in England. He was 86.

He was one of the most gifted actors of his generation, with a mellifluous voice and graceful manner. He was almost like his day's version of Daniel Day-Lewis in that he didn't spend much time in movies (though, ironically, appeared with Day-Lewis in 1996's "The Crucible" as seen here). But when he did films, it could be magnificent. If you can find "A Man For All Seasons," I strongly recommend you watch it.

It won the Best Picture Oscar for 1966 and five other Academy Awards, including Best Actor for Scofield. He played Sir Thomas More, the Lord Chancellor who defied King Henry VIII's demand to circumvent the Roman Catholic Church for a divorce from his first wife. The film, from Robert Bolt's play in which Scofield first acted the role, is about a man unwilling to compromise his principles. It is intelligent and riveting, and Scofield's performance is that rare Oscar win. No overwrought scene chewing or emoting or mannered execution. Rather, he embued More with a dignified thoughtfulness and alertness that masks a will of steel.

Felicia Matlosz

March 20, 2008 9:34 AM

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I'm going to miss you, Amanda. You were the only authentic personality on "American Idol," a rebel in a field of bland, vanilla, overly earnest, straining-too-hard contestants. Miss Overmyer, you were fearless and stayed true to yourself. And America thanks you by keeping the cute, wholesome, tone deaf chick with the long legs. Go figure.

Donald Munro and I were both irked and surprised by your exit. I was sure Kristy Lee Cook would go. Donald picked Ramiele Malubay. And, darn, Amanda, you just missed the Top 10 tour.

So what's left? I'm sitting here with my arms crossed and a stern look on my face. The remaining 10 mostly mangled precious songs by The Beatles for two weeks. The other problem? Aside from now dismissed Amanda, no really strong personalities have emerged. Even Sanjaya was amusing last season because he didn't take it seriously and played us for weeks.

Anyway, Amanda, I dread what's next: Kristy Lee is threatening to do better.


Felicia Matlosz

March 20, 2008 8:16 AM

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No, not those twins, you perv. She's not Christina Aguilera, for crying out loud.

Jennifer Lopez unveiled her new moneymaking scheme today on the cover of People magazine. What, you don't think precious newborn babies are moneymakers? Think again. Miss Lo reportedly received $6 million for this People exclusive.

This is only the latest in a ridiculous trend in which stars sell their babies' first photos to People. Brad and Angelina sold Shiloh for $4.1 million (in charity money, natch), Christina Aguilera sold Max for $1.5 million and Nicole Richie gave up Harlow for $1 million. (Tom and Katie couldn't get more than Brad and Angie's haul for Shiloh, so they went more "highbrow," debuting Suri for free - and many months after her birth - on the cover of Vanity Fair.)

The most ridiculous part is that, as newborns, the kids all look the same. For all we know People is paying exorbitant amounts of money to feature the nanny's kid on its cover.

Don't expect things to change either - the Great Celebrity Baby Boom of 2008 has only just begun. With Halle Berry's new arrival, and Jessica Alba and Nicole Kidman waiting in the wings, I predict the prices for baby magazine covers will climb ever higher, culminating in what will be the biggest payout ever for Angelina and Brad's reported twins.

Just when you couldn't hate celebrities even more, they come up with a way to cash in on what poor folk have been doing for free for thousands of years.

Heather

March 19, 2008 2:11 PM

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It's March, which means it's that time of year when brackets become one of my favorite things in the world. If I had to die, I probably wouldn't mind as much if how I'd perish was the result of a bracket. Heck, I'd probably watch "American Idol" if it was decided in a single-song elimination format.

Lucky for me, I don't need to suffer either of those horrible fates to get my bracketology on. As we all probably know -- or at least those of us with Y chromosomes -- tomorrow is the beginning of the NCAA Tournament, which means one big bracket of basketball buzzer beaters, upsets and teams with names like Oral Roberts.

One of the most glorious parts of this is filling out your own bracket, trying to Nostradamus the upsets. This year, The Bee has started its own Bracket Bonanza contest, so if you've yet to fill out a bracket, you don't have to go too far to do. I'm not allowed to enter the contest because I work here, but I'm gonna fill one out anyway, just to see how well I can do. Somebody try to beat me, I dare ya.

Another fun bracket game can be found at B95's Web site. Now, I'm not fan of commercial radio, and certainly not commercial hip-hop radio, but I do dig B95's Music Madness Tournament, which started this week. It pits 64 artists against each other in four brackets (hip-hop, divas, R&B and throwback). Mostly I like it because people have absurd opinions (J. Holiday is better than John Legend? Are you kidding me? Bow Wow even close to Lil Wayne? Ha!) and I love to see how things like this play out. Even though we know 2pac's gonna win again.

Mike Oz

March 19, 2008 12:20 PM

Longtime Beehive reader and local theater fan Stephen Mintz writes that Tuesday night he saw a terrific (and underpublicized) performance of "Guys and Dolls" at San Joaquin Memorial Gardens:

Delicious theatre! Every once in awhile, Theatre happens away from the six or so companies floating around, and even more rare is a nice slice of pie like Guys and Dolls was last night at the San Joaquin Gardens!
... So the actual show consists of residents of the Gardens, and residents of the community theatre, um, community. Familiar names like Kenny White and Jon Masier and the too-pretty Lorraine Christiansen (all seen at CMT or GCP). Then the surprise hits...Paige Parker as Adelaide (I only knew she could do math and was gorgeous and made costumes and was hilarious, but she can sing and TOTALLY act and was hilarious, a very Lucille Ball-type portrayal.) And Paige’s significant other, Jeff White as Nathan Detroit. He was fantastic, would score this role anywhere. Their duet "Sue Me" was both touching and thigh-slappin’ funny.

The show opened Tuesday and continues 7 p.m. Wednesday and Thursday. For more of Stephen's review, read on.

Donald Munro

March 19, 2008 10:41 AM

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I can't remember the last time I've been so disappointed in an "American Idol" segment as I was Tuesday night. Was a second turn with the Lennon/McCartney songbook, plus the rest of The Beatles' oeuvre, that daunting? And when did this show turn into "Whining Explanations Central"?

Right now, the AI spinmeisters -- and that's mostly Paula Abdul with her constant chorus of how this is the best year ever -- look ridiculous. Tuesday's show was marked by awkwardness, smugness and a lot of blandness. Example: the judges raved that fan darling David Archuleta was back after a bad performance last week. Really? He was fine, but it wasn't a "master class" (Simon Cowell's words).

Here's the test: Take any talented student at the Roosevelt School of the Arts who can sing or play an instrument. I bet any of them could have given these 11 contestants a run for their money.

And wait 'til you read how my AI cohort Donald Munro feels about all this. Tell us what you think.

Felicia Matlosz

March 18, 2008 4:54 PM

wuspols114.jpgSo I had this dream last night, see: I was hanging out with Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama in the foyer of a 17th Century Scottish manor house with no indoor plumbing, and we were drinking tea and taking turns reading "Peter Rabbit" aloud to each other, and then I noticed that Jennifer Jason Leigh was scrubbing the floor with a toothbrush ...

OK, I just made that up. I am thankful to say that none of the three remaining presidential candidates has yet invaded my dreams. But they've apparently popped up in a lot of the dreams of other campaign-fixated people. Canadian novelist and blogger Sheila Heti last month began gathering and posting online e-mails from people who had dreamed about Clinton, Obama and McCain. (via Slate).

An example on I Dream of Hillary of an entry from a 42-year-old man with "no discernible politics":

Donald Munro

March 18, 2008 2:10 PM

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Mike Oz

March 18, 2008 8:42 AM

The AP is reporting this morning that Anthony Minghella, the amazingly talented director who brought us such well-regarded films as "The English Patient" and "The Talented Mr. Ripley," has died. Variety says it was a brain hemorrhage. He was 54. Minghella had a particular knack for adapting literary novels into rousing big-screen epics. (I'm still a very big fan of his "Cold Mountain," which I thought was a particularly adept adaptation.) And even though lots of people didn't find "The English Patient" accessible enough for their taste -- it can be a very abstract film -- I think that Minghella was absolutely brilliant in the way he brought the non-linear tangle of the narrative into a cohesive whole. And it was such a beautiful movie in terms of visuals. Very sad news.

Donald Munro

March 17, 2008 4:00 PM

LIFE KLH H STREET STUDIO1.JPGA while back I lectured to a Fresno State reporting class about covering ArtHop. The assignment was to find an interesting story, and I told the students that they should send what they came up with to me for possible inclusion on this blog. Joseph Edgecomb picked a great subject: the longtime Fresno artist Richard Silva, shown here in a 2004 Bee photo. I wrote a short review of Silva's new show at Fig Tree Gallery. Now here's Edgecomb's feature profile:

Richard Silva stepped out of his downtown art studio dressed in his work attire—a pair of pants and a shirt covered in paint splatter and multi-colored hand smears.

He was headed across the street to a row of thrift shops.

“I look for old decorative figurines or something eye catching,” Silva said. “Sometimes those things end up in my paintings.”

Halfway to the thrift shops, a vintage Volkswagen Beetle stopped in front of Silva in the middle of the road.

“You look like a real bum,” the driver said to Silva.

Donald Munro

March 17, 2008 3:05 PM

A reader left this via phone mail:

I'm just calling to offer a little complaint about the fact that your Mamma Mia review was available only by computer. I don't happen to have a computer. I guess I'm still living in the Dark Ages, but I enjoy it. I know I'm not the only one without a computer. Your review would have been very interesting to read, I'm sure. I think you have to remember that we who do not have computers do pay to read The Fresno Bee, and that would include, I think, your reviews.

AFTER THE JUMP: My answer, a new pic for "Joseph," a reader movie annoyance and other Donald Stuff.

Donald Munro

March 17, 2008 12:28 PM

By using the word encyclopedia, maybe I'm implying that we know every place to get green beer in Fresno. We, in fact, do not. There are many a watering hole in Fresno and the Beehive ain't hit all of them. (Yet!) That's why we need everyone's help on this lovely St. Patrick's Day.

You, friendly reader and soon-to-be-commenter, we need you! Where are you getting your green beer today? Who serves up the good green stuff? Bar owner, you're welcome here too, drop the deets on your St. Paddy's party and the likelihood of green beer.

I guess this is more like the Fresno Green Beer Wiki. Oh, well, I'm not going back to change the title. But I will start things off after the break with a bunch of fliers for St. Patty's day events, pulled from last week's Post No Bills. Now it's your turn, green beer drinkers.

Mike Oz

March 16, 2008 7:55 PM

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I don't like being pinched.

As a red-haired, freckle-faced girl named Heather McLane who may or may not enjoy a drink daily once in a while, that shouldn't be a problem on St. Patrick's Day. Maybe I don't own any green clothing, but I should be exempt from the pinching thing, right?

Just to make sure, I've taken things into my own hands. Sure, it's a little juvenile, like the guy who claims to have your name tattooed on him, only to reveal the words "Your Name" stenciled indelibly on his backside. But like I said, I don't like to be pinched.

So when you don't see me wearing green tomorrow, just know it's because I have the image at right tattooed somewhere on my person.

Yes, it's real. No, you can't ask to see it. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Heather

March 14, 2008 2:26 PM

In a pinch this St. Patrick's Day weekend trying to find a party? You've come to the right place, friend.

Welcome to another week of Post No Bills, the biggest collection of Fresno fliers anywhere on the Web, brought to you by FresnoBeehive.com.

As always, we've got a plentiful gallery of fliers showing you what bands are playing where, what clubs are open and what events are coming up. Consider us your own little pot of gold.

Got something to contribute? Send flier links to mosegueda@fresnobee.com.

Mike Oz

March 14, 2008 12:31 PM

I've been away from work for a few days fighting a cold, yet the news cycle and the blogosphere don't stop. Work seems to be a common theme on this Friday ...

  • What you can do at work: A jury acquitted former city parking manager Bob Madewell on misappropriation charges, among them that he used $300 of city money to pay an employee to show her breasts. Madewell's next move? Might we suggest a run at governor. [The Bee]
  • What you can't do at work: Tattle on dudes looking at kiddie porn. Just ask the Tulare Country library worker who got fired after reporting such a man to police. WTF? Is it opposite day? [The Bee]
  • Make it work for ya: Fresno Famous unveiled a new feature allowing local bands to post their music. [Famous]
  • Puttin' in work: The Bee's Matt James and Gary Estwick are doing a bunch of blogging from the WAC basketball tournaments in New Mexico. We at The Beehive look out for our own. [SportsBuzz]
  • Eff work: The new podcast from our friends at Dorktown is up. It's as crude as usual. The title is Coach Cleavage. You've been warned. [The Fresnan]
  • Work recognized: Fresno police officer James Lyon is a nominee in the America's Most Wanted online All Star contest [KMPH]
  • Workin' it: Every gentleman's favorite club, Gold Diggers, is celebrating its ninth anniversary this weekend with special guest "actress" Jessica Drake. This whole thing is hella NSFW. The only reason I even bring this up is because I wonder if this is where Bob Madewell's victory party will be?

Mike Oz

March 14, 2008 9:24 AM

The mystery of the Oceanic Six seems to be getting clearer on “Lost.” Or is it?
For those of you who don’t watch the ABC drama, survivors of a plane crash have been on a mysterious island for 100 days. Since the end of last season, there have been flash forwards to show that a group known as the Oceanic Six were rescued.

It is clear that the six include Jack (Matthew Fox), Kate (Evangeline Lilly), Hurley (Jorge Garcia), Sun (Yunjin Kim) and Sayid (Naveen Andrews). Here’s the big question. Has the sixth member of the group been revealed or not.

Please don’t continue to read if you are behind in watching the series. There will be spoilers.

Rick Bentley

March 13, 2008 7:27 PM

The trailer for this summer's "The Incredible Hulk" is out... uhh... starring Edward Norton and Liv Tyler... and uhh...

Would you look at that? I fell asleep just talking about this movie. Pass.

Heather

March 13, 2008 7:18 PM

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So much gossip, so little time. A rundown* of today's best stories:


  • Steve-O, from "Jackass," is on suicide watch at Cedars Sinai. Is that not what we've been doing for a few years? Watching him attempt suicide? Most sane people over the age of eleven don't try to staple their balls. (Star magazine)

  • Thanks to Britney, Steve-O and Courtney Love, bi-polar is the new anorexic. (In Case You Didn't Know)

  • Nicky Hilton, seen at right, is also the new anorexic. (People)

  • The pirates of Hollywood continue to rape and pillage my adolescent memories, this time setting their sights on a spin-off of my beloved "Beverly Hills, 90210." (The Hollywood Reporter)
    Luke Perry, call me. I'm serious.

  • Minnie Driver is pregnant. Related: Us Weekly, claiming Minnie is 28, has now starting listing actors' ages in dog years. Fixed, it would seem. (Us Weekly)

And finally, after hearing Oklahoma legislator Sally Kern claim that gays pose a bigger threat to America than terrorists, Ellen DeGeneres decided to give her a call and drop some knowledge on her.

Heather

March 13, 2008 1:43 PM

playbill_mammamia.jpgAfter years of watching and listening to "Mamma Mia," including Wednesday's excellent opening night performance at the Saroyan Theatre, I'm convinced that the key to its success is simple: The show is a purveyor of unabashed joy. There's something about the particular chemistry of this jukebox-style musical -- and lest we forget, Broadway has pumped out a slew of mediocre and short-lived examples of the genre -- that creates a combustible result. No wonder it's been running for years.

Part of the show's successful equation is the sheer musicality of all those memorable Abba songs, of course. But it's more than that. "Mamma Mia's" plot, strung together from those songs, is more than silly. It's tremendously clever and moving. Out of all that froth comes touching themes: nostalgia, regret, the parent-child dynamic. Throw in an invigorating production design -- you can almost feel the brace of a sea breeze on the Greek-isle setting and revel in the sun-speckled lighting -- and terrific choreography, and it's a stellar experience.

Donald Munro

March 13, 2008 9:47 AM

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"American Idol" voters this week made it clear that they want their entertainers wholesome and not skanky. How else can you explain how Kristy Lee Cook and her horrifying version of "Eight Days a Week" survived the cut, and David Hernandez was sent home? I gotta think his former career as a stripper did him in.

OK, he was one of the weaker singers this week, but come on folks. Did you hear Kristy's singing? I quickly hit the mute button when they made her sing the song again Wednesday night. Even she seemed to think she was a goner.

The other problem with the results show: Too long. Even Jim Carrey, shamelessly publicizing a certain movie about an elephant that hears voices, wasn't all that funny. And then Ryan Seacrest announced the Top 11 will sing from the Lennon/McCartney songbook again next week.

Oh no! Most of this bunch didn't really light it up on the first go around with those classics. When did AI become purveyors of pain?

Felicia Matlosz

March 13, 2008 8:21 AM

I don't know which Olsen twin this was, but could somebody please scrape it off the road and dispose of it properly? It's starting to attract flies.

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[Photo: Joe Schildhorn/PatrickMcMullan/ SIPA, via People]

Heather

March 12, 2008 6:21 PM

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This story comes to us straight out of Britney Spears' future.

Police in Ness City, Kansas were surprised at what they found when they responded to a call from a man who claimed, in the understatement of the year, that there was "something wrong" with his girlfriend.

The girlfriend in question was sitting on her boyfriend's toilet, sweats down around mid-thigh, literally stuck to the seat. In the two years she had been sitting there, her skin had grown around the seat, and her legs had atrophied. The seat had to be pried off from the toilet and removed from the woman's body later at a hospital.

For two years, the man had brought his girlfriend food and water, trying to convince her to get off the toilet. Finally, he called the police for help. Two years later.

Per the AP, "authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled." If it's a choice, I'm putting my money on "mentally."

(Thanks to Brian for the heads up on this)

Heather

March 12, 2008 4:06 PM

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In the uneven and occasionally very clunky Single Black Female, Looking ..., the premiere of an original play by Jeannette Jackson-McNeil at Fresno State, the main character is a successful eye doctor in the 1970s who turns to the personals to pump up her social life. Unceremoniously dumped by her boyfriend without a word of explanation -- she can't even get him to return her calls -- she decides there has to be a better way. Hence she becomes "Dr. Pepper" and starts interviewing potential suitors.

Donald Munro

March 12, 2008 3:34 PM

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The Los Angeles Times Web site today has posted a story that says the final Harry Potter book will be filmed in two parts. Warner Bros. will make the official announcement Thursday.

Movie No. 1 of "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows" will be released in November 2010. Movie No. 2 will follow in May 2011.

Is this a smart move? Or will it be asking too much of people who are not necessarily HP followers? Or are you as stoked as I am? Does this mean one of my fave actors, Alan Rickman, may get more screen time than planned, slithering around as the pivotal character Severus Snape?

And don't forget: The film of Book 6, "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince" is due Nov. 21.

Felicia Matlosz

March 12, 2008 2:17 PM

Let's all agree to pretend this doesn't exist. If we stay strong and focus, maybe we can unmake it.

Heather

March 12, 2008 10:47 AM

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The increasingly incomprehensible Paula Abdul keeps telling us that this year's "American Idol" Top 12 are the best field the show has ever had, culled from the strongest ever crop of wannabes. Excuse me, are her ears as messed up as her mind?

Tuesday night's show was a slipshod affair. Forget the prior weeks' embarrassments (male stripper, vile videos, failed recording contracts and previous contest wins). We finally got the Top 12 performing on a new, gargantuan stage. Apparently, that stage and the Lennon/McCartney songs must have been intimidating.

Front-runner David Archuleta stumbled badly and even forgot some words. David Hernandez, the former male stripper, morphed into a weak-voiced milquetoast. And Kristy Lee Cook (pictured here) ... Egads, where do we start with her horrifying version of "Eight Days a Week"?!

Donald Munro and I break down the Tuesday clutter and predict who's going home tonight. Tell us what you thought.

Felicia Matlosz

March 12, 2008 8:19 AM

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Bear with me because I'm about to have a girl moment.

Ohmigod! I just found out that a movie adaptation of Sophie Kinsella's Confessions of a Shopaholic is filming right now with Isla Fisher starring as Becky Bloomwood. How did I not know that?!

I feel no shame in admitting that I have read Kinsella's Shopaholic books multiple times, but it never even crossed my mind that there would be a movie made from the series. I haven't even had time to contemplate who I would cast as Becky! The casting of Isla Fisher is kind of a surprise to me (she has an Australian accent and Becky is British) but if Renee Zellweger can pull off intercontinental casting, I suppose anyone can.

I'm much less excited about Becky's dream man, Luke Brandon, who appears to be played by Hugh Dancy. Ugh. Is it too much to ask that casting directors go back to 1995 and cast Colin Firth pre-Pride and Prejudice?

Whatevs. Valentine's Day weekend, 2009: I'll be line for this one.

[Photo: Wenn]

Heather

March 11, 2008 1:28 PM

Get excited, kids - it's time to play Guess the Celebrity.

This popstar has both a bloated belly and a bloated sense of her own beauty, as evident in the animated version of herself she's had created for her new music video:

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This former rock superstar, current reality show loser is just plain gross, but he cleans up well. On the outside, at least.

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Answers after the jump!

Heather

March 11, 2008 11:23 AM

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Turn to page 55 of your new Entertainment Weekly. See a familiar name?

Yep, that's the Beehive's very own Mike Osegueda getting a shout in the "Reader's Choice" spot on the Must List in the March 14 issue. And what did Fresno's authority on all things dope choose as a "Must"?

Josh Groban.

Not, like, Josh Groban's music or anything. Josh Groban's appearance in the viral vid "I'm You-Know-Whatting Ben Affleck."

And although he doesn't get credit for it in the magazine, Mike Oz has been bugging people to pay attention to Adele, the Garfield minus Garfield web site and that stupid Mariah Carey video long before they appeared on the Must List, proving that Mike Oz is at least 40% cooler than Entertainment Weekly. Numbers don't lie, people.

Please also note that this EW features an article on the upcoming (and locally filmed) Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull, making this week's issue The Most Hella Fresno Issue Ever.


[Thanks to Andre for helping me scan and resize the thumbnail. Technology > my brainpower]

Heather

March 10, 2008 8:30 PM

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So much gossip, so little time. A rundown* of today's best stories:

  • George Clooney is NOT getting married, and I'll kindly ask you to stop telling such ugly lies. (People)
  • Halle Berry's turkey is done. (A Socialite's Life)
  • You call Elvis's daughter fat, you better have a good lawyer. Anything you want to say about her sham marriage to Michael Jackson or her lack of talent is fair game, though. (Us Weekly)
  • At $1500 a week, even unemployed, mentally disabled high school dropout Britney Spears makes more money than you do. (People)
  • Angelina Jolie's unborn baby takes its first of many trips to the porn store. (A Socialite's Life)
  • While Matt Damon was [bleeping] Sarah Silverman, someone went and knocked up his wife. (People)

And finally, it would appear that Katie Holmes was Tom Cruise's fourth choice for a soulmate. According to ex-Scientologist Marc Headley, Cruise held auditions to find the woman of his dreams.

Heather

March 10, 2008 6:52 PM

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Okay, T.V. producers: The writers strike is over and you're scared television audiences won't remember your show exists. What do you do?

If you're "My Name is Earl" and "How I Met Your Mother," you rely on the time-honored tradition of stunt casting to get your name back into the public consciousness.

And if you're lame, and not all that funny to begin with, like... oh, I don't know... "My Name is Earl" and "How I Met Your Mother," just for example, you choose two ridiculously famous people who are also lame and not at all funny.

Like Paris Hilton and Britney Spears, respectively.

That's right, look forward to Paris Hilton and Britney Spears crapping up the networks when new episodes of "My Name is Earl" and "How I Met Your Mother" return in April.

Thank god T.V. is back, eh?

Heather

March 10, 2008 4:37 PM

My Beehive colleague Felicia Matlosz and I took some time out of an incredibly busy Thursday night last week to survey some of the March ArtHop shows.

Felicia writes:

At Arte Americas, the new exhibits include one with an environmental bent: "Future of Sequoias" by photographer Jeff Jones, who's based in Santa Barbara (thru April 22; the narrative is in Spanish and English). It features some exquisite, dramatic panoramic work (a few that must be about five feet wide) that capture the grandeur and majesty of the Sequoia and Kings Canyon national parks. Curator Abelino Bautista says the cultural arts center wanted to remind visitors of the beautiful world "in our own backyard," not only to enjoy it but to be aware of the environmental concerns that could threaten these parks.

Donald Munro

March 10, 2008 4:12 PM

LIF SPCL LIVING OUT2.jpgClassic plays have their place in a college theater repertory. But sometimes you crave a nice big dose of something contemporary.

With Living Out, about an upscale white Los Angeles woman who hires an undocumented worker from El Salvador as a nanny, Fresno City College delivers a well-made production that feels very much in the here and now. With its California setting and focus on the hot-button issue of immigration, the play has a ripped-from-the-headlines feel. But director Charles Erven also examines some deeper concerns, from the relationship between worker and employer to the question of how ethical it is to hire a caregiver to watch your kids even when it means she has to leave her own behind in another country.

Donald Munro

March 10, 2008 2:49 PM

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Now I'm not the biggest sushi guy (hating mayonnaise and avocado severely limits my choices), but I'm ecstatic this place is finally open (the window has been newspapered up for months). They did a test run yesterday during the bike races. I got takeout last night and lunch today. Both times I got the salmon skin roll (one of the cheaper items at $5.50).

I'm sure it's not the best in town, and I'm not a food critic (it's all subjective anyway, and people will go where they want). But here's to hoping that more places open up that save us Tower and downtown folk some gas money.

Click for more menu pages ...

Will

March 10, 2008 2:16 PM

LIF SPCL TECHNICOLOR COAT.JPGA central tenet of the theater is that what happens backstage stays backstage. No matter the trials and tribulations that a company goes through putting on a show, it's all forgotten when the curtain rises. The responsibility is to the audience, which most of the time could care less about the back story of a show.

Of course, this is all in an ideal world, and sometimes external events do have the potential to impact a show's success. This seems to be the case with Musical Theaterworks Fresno's lackluster production of Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat at the Fresno Memorial Auditorium. The company (which is the community theater arm of Children's Musical Theaterworks) had been planning to produce "Jesus Christ Superstar" until it lost the rights just before the rehearsal process began. (You can read my blog entry about the situation here.) Quickly shifting gears, the company instead decided to tackle "Joseph" using most of the same cast members and director (S. Eric Day). It was a hectic and I'm sure in some ways traumatic process. But I still had higher hopes for the substitute "Joseph."

Donald Munro

March 10, 2008 12:22 PM

The poster for Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull has been released!

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I'm not sure who that dude in the fedora is, but it looks like they got Daisy from "Rock of Love 2" to sit in for Cate Blanchett.

Seriously. Who are these people? Even Cartoon Shia looks confused.

Heather

March 10, 2008 12:03 PM

I drank some Jameson last night for Det. Jimmy McNulty and the rest of "The Wire." It was the final episode of my favorite TV series-- and the series I believe is the best ever, period.

Compared to "The Sopranos," there was little fanfare for The Wire's finale. But last night, a couple of friends and I sat and talked about the best scenes from the show's five seasons. I picked out 10 that I wanted to post in tribute -- though even picking just 10 is hard in a series where every scene matters and every word is important. I didn't post anything from Season 5, just in case people haven't seen it yet.

Note: All of these contain foul language and are NSFW. Thanks, HBO.

Mike Oz

March 7, 2008 3:15 PM

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Comic George Lopez is performing in town tonight and he's likely to draw close to 15,000 people at the Save Mart Center.

This is a fact that completely baffles me. And not because I think the idea of seeing a comedy show in an arena is like drinking water from a mixing bowl. No, it's baffling because it means that there are 15,000 people who think George Lopez is funny enough to spend $40 or $50 to go see him live.

Really, Fresno? Because he had a really cheesy sitcom? Because he says things like "Why you cryin"? and "You 'member?" over and over again? Because he does really basic jokes about being Mexican? Because he's just a little bit better than Dane Cook?

About the best thing I can say about George Lopez is that his wife on his sitcom was hot -- unbelievably so, actually. Yet people are up on Craigslist begging for tickets. Two bills for upper level seats? Get that noise outta here.

Gimme Gabriel Iglesias any day.

Mike Oz

March 7, 2008 1:30 PM

What's going on in Fresno? What bands are playing? What clubs are open? The best answer to those questions is right here.

It's another week of Post No Bills, the biggest collection of Fresno fliers anywhere on the Web, brought to you by FresnoBeehive.com.

We're back with a vengeance this week, ripe with a bunch of new fliers, as well as a final go-round for our Rogue Festival gallery. So keep reading and find yourself something to do.

Got something to contribute? We don't discriminate -- all bands, performers, venues and DJs are welcome to e-mail flier links to mosegueda@fresnobee.com.

Mike Oz

March 7, 2008 12:17 PM

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I know it's quite fashionable to hate on Starbucks, especially lately, but I noticed something recently, and I can't help but wonder if this is happening to others, too.

The last few times I've been to Starbucks (like our illustrious mayor, I tend to frequent the one on Friant and Fort Washington most often), no matter what size Skinny Caramel Latte I order, I've received - and been charged for - the next size up. If I order a Tall, they give me a Grande. If I order a Grande, they give me a Venti.

At first I thought it was a mistake, and then I thought it was a frequent mistake. Now I can't help but think this is Starbucks' way of getting some extra cash out of me, much like their attempts to upsell me with one of their lame breakfast sandwiches.

What gives, Starbucks? Are the workers at Friant and Fort Washington that completely inept, or is this all part of some insidious scheme to squeeze more money out of idiots like me who already don't bat an eyelash at paying $3 for milk and a shot of espresso?

Heather

March 7, 2008 11:21 AM

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Let's see. "American Idol" is making its current monster run for ratings and publicity. You're a former, failed AI contestant looking for some coattail-riding time. You're thinking, "How can I milk this for my own stalled career?"

Hmm, milk ... I'm getting an idea ... Hey, we'll give free copies of a new compilation album to Save Mart customers who buy two Slow Churned Light (that's 48 ounces, folks) or Light Ice Cream Bars from March 12 to 18.

Seriously. That's in press release info we received this week from folks representing Dreyer's. OK, so these AI performers probably didn't come up with this bright idea themselves. But it's still pathetic: A compilation album featuring eight former idol-wannabes like Chris Richardson (pictured here), Anthony Fedorov and Nadia Turner ... Who?

And Richardson just competed last year. Chris, this is a sure-fire sign that you're 15 minutes of fame was over 10 minutes ago. Have some ice cream. You'll feel better.

Felicia Matlosz

March 7, 2008 11:21 AM

Mike Oz

March 7, 2008 11:20 AM

My mini Rogue video series wraps up today with a look at this year's Rogue Muse. It's the work of artist Aileen Imperatrice. You can find both her and the original muse at Ashtree Studios in these finals days of the Rogue. Actually, why don't you make it a point to get over to Ashtree to check out the cool art over there?



PREVIOUSLY:
- Squattin' with Barry Smith
- Speaking in Tongues with Ryan Paulson

Mike Oz

March 7, 2008 11:10 AM

The scene: KMPH's "Great Day" Friday morning show desk with hosts Kopi Sotiropulos and Kim Stephens chatting with a staffer about news of the day.

The story: Ingenious ways that college students are using technology to cheat, including using PhotoShop to create substitute soft-drink bottle labels with important test data instead of the ingredients. (Who knew?)

The confession: After talking about the way that today's college students cheat, the staffer (whose name we will kindly not print in case she's up for a network job anytime soon and her potential bosses are Googling her) admits: "We were having a discussion about that in the newsroom. Some of us were recalling the blue books or Scantrons. You write on them very very, very lightly and then you go back and erase. I'm not necessarily proud of that. I did it once. Science is not my strength, folks."

The expression on Kim's face: aghast. Isn't live TV sometimes so, well, honest?

Donald Munro

March 7, 2008 10:35 AM

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All kinds of fun stuff was going down in Fresno and the Fresno area last night. My journeys led me to Tachi Palace to see Chris Rock and to 2039 Ultralounge to see John West. Here's my rundown, check it and leave yours.

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I'd never seen Chris Rock live before -- he was on my list of the top stand-up comics I'd yet to see, having been a fan since "Bring the Pain." I can't say that I walked out of Rock's show thinking "Oh my God, that was the funniest thing I've ever seen," but I liked the show and laughed through the entire thing.

Rock touched on all sorts of topics: relationships, race relations and the steroid scandal in baseball, and devoted the entire first chunk of the show to the presidential election. Some of it was super on-point, some seemed like he was testing material. Probably my biggest criticism is that the show was too short. Rock did about an hour and 15 minutes. It was, however, the first of two shows -- so that was probably due mostly to a time crunch. Anybody at the second show? Was it longer?

Mike Oz

March 7, 2008 7:55 AM

LIF SPCL SINGLE BLACK FEMALE.JPGIn Friday's 7 section I have an interview with Fresno State theater professor Thomas-Whit Ellis about his new production of "Single Black Female, Looking ..." Here's a continuation of the interview:

Why pick this show?

A couple of reasons. First of all, as the only entity that does ongoing, African American Theatre in this area, I have to choose plays that represent a wide variety of ideas, themes and styles. And those which I think will sell to local audiences. So, I try to do "firsts." The first African American Musical, first African American satire, comedy, August Wilson play, etc. that is produced by a major theatre in this area.

As an educational theatre activity, I try to find plays that involve as many actors and beginning actors as possible. It's a training ground for African American actors to explore their creative potential through the work of others working in the field.

Donald Munro

March 7, 2008 7:15 AM

LIF SPCL LIVING OUT.JPGIn Friday's 7 section I have an interview with Fresno City College theater professor Charles Erven about his new production of "Living Out." Here's a continuation of the interview:

Talk a little about the use of projections in the show.

The play calls for a number of locations in Los Angeles. Much of the action shifts back and forth between a home in East L.A. and a home in West L.A. Sometimes action occurs simultaneously in these locations. The projections certainly help define the different homes but they also serve as a wonderful way to have a very “present” feel to the play. The Los Angeles location is very important to the play and the projections evoke the feel of the city in all its moods and energy.

Donald Munro

March 6, 2008 2:17 PM

Local news, echoes from the blogosphere and other stuff that's amusing today:

Mike Oz

March 6, 2008 2:16 PM

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So much gossip, so little time. A rundown of today's best stories:

  • And the winner of "Project Runway" is... Victoria Beckham, who managed to look almost human on last night's season finale. (PITNB, Fresno Beehive)
  • Paris's 18-year old brother, Barron, keeps up the proud Hilton tradition of D.U.I.s, glamour mug shots. (Us Weekly)
  • Katie Holmes is a sad, sad clown. (A Socialite's Life, Mollygood)
  • Vanity Fair's new cover pronounces that women are funny; in case that doesn't move magazines, though, the women are touching each other's boobs. You know - comedically. (A Socialite's Life)
  • Going lesbian for a day appears to be the trendy new marketing tool, as Buffy Summers dips her toe in Sapphic waters in the current issue of the "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" comic. (Pink is the New Blog)

And finally, Dina Lohan has achieved her wildest dream, as E! picks up a reality show tentatively titled "Living Lohan".

Heather

March 6, 2008 1:12 PM

Those "Britney Spears is pregnant" rumors just won't die - mostly due to the fact that paparaz-scum Adnan Ghalib keeps telling people that he has knocked up the mega fertile tragedy magnet. Check out this picture of Britney and decide for yourself: precious little bundle of joy or too many Chalupas?

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Now that Daddy Spears has retained control of his little girl's affairs through July, it's possible he's breaking Britney of her "10 laxatives a day for a slimmer you" habit.

Heather

March 6, 2008 12:57 PM

story.jpgProject Runway's terrific fourth season FINALLY came to a conclusion last night (after a prolonged and amazingly tense march to whittle the final contestants down to three), and it really was a rousing conclusion. This was the chance to see the full collections designed by Christian, Jillian and Rami, and in various ways I thought all three were amazing. (I'm going to avoid mentioning the winner's name until after the jump in case you couldn't watch the finale live and you're planning to catch one of Bravo's ubiquitous repeats in the next few days.)

Salon has a very engaging wrap-up of the event, including spot-on critiques of some of the more out-there outfits thought up by the three designers. Here's a great description of Christian's line:

Christian's collection was nothing if not funereal froufrou, a little too ruffled to be fierce. It was as if his models had walked out of a parallel universe in which Victorian dominatrixes swanned around in spaceships.

Donald Munro

March 6, 2008 11:41 AM

There's a lot going on tonight -- peep this story from last Friday's 7 for a rundown -- but one event I'd like to particularly turn some attention to is the John West concert tonight at 2039 Ultralounge. Doors open at 8 p.m. Cover is $5.

I dig his style -- it's soul meets pop with jazzy undertones -- and think West is on his way up. Here's a video for his song "Loved You Tonight."

If you want to know more about West, check out this Q & A I did with him that appeared in Monday's Bee. The cover of "Umbrella" talked about in the interview -- which I actually like -- is after the jump, as is a flier for tonight's show.

Mike Oz

March 6, 2008 11:01 AM

This story couldn't be any cuter: Clent Stewart, a senior and guard on Kansas State University's basketball team, had more on his mind than the game Tuesday night.

Just ask KSU senior Stephanie Harwell. She was at the arena to cheer on Stewart, who was playing in his last regular home game for the Wildcats. But then Stewart took the microphone ...

Well, instead of telling you what happened, take a look at this story and this video:

By the way, KSU won the game, beating Colorado 78-72.

Felicia Matlosz

March 6, 2008 9:25 AM

Ryan Paulson's "Pentecostal Wisconsin" is one of the break-out successes of this year's Rogue Festival. Here, he gives us the lowdown on his show.

There are two more chances to see "Pentecostal Wisconsin," at 7 p.m. Friday and 4 p.m. Saturday. Both are at Starline. Cost: $7.

RELATED:
- Rogue Review: Pentecostal Wisconsin
- The Beehive's Rogue Festival Podcast
- Rogue Video: Squattin' with Barry Smith

Mike Oz

March 5, 2008 5:32 PM

As if videos, photos and reviews weren't enough, The Beehive is now adding audio to its Rogue Festival coverage.

Donald, Felicia and myself sat down this afternoon for a podcast that talks about our experiences at this year's Rogue Festival, the shows we loved and what to look forward to in the festival's second weekend.

ROGUE FESTIVAL PODCAST

Mike Oz

March 5, 2008 3:28 PM

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So much gossip, so little time. A rundown of today's best stories:

  • Lindsay Lohan is making a hip-hop album. Sometimes the joke is on us, America. (People)
  • While in France, pregnant Jessica Alba blogs about why they don't make ham and cheese sandwiches in the States; Alba's manager admits, "So I lied a little. Look at that ass, though, right?" (My Space)
  • If you like 41 of the Top 50 Gayest Songs of All Time, does that make you four-fifths gay or 100% in need of better musical taste? (SameSame.com)
  • Ashton Kutcher gives yet another interview about Bruce Willis. We get it, dude - we all saw Die Hard, too. Give it a rest, though, hunh? (Us Weekly)
  • The new Anna Nicole Smith movie creatively called Anna Nicole has a trailer, and although it's plenty ridiculous, it still doesn't come close to the lady in real life:


Heather

March 5, 2008 3:24 PM

Rogue Festival performer Barry Smith tells us about his "American Squatter" show.

Another showing of "American Squatter" has been added for 5:30 p.m. Friday, which gives you three more chances to see the show. It's also playing at 10 p.m. Friday and 7 p.m. Saturday. All shows are at Starline. Cost is $7.

Mike Oz

March 5, 2008 3:21 PM

What Rogue Festival show has created the most controversy? Believe it or not, it's the play by three teenage girls about growing up in Fresno and Kerman.

The play is called "It Could Be Worse: My Life in the Central Valley." Apparently, it touched hit some nerves -- mostly for its portrayal of Latinos. Check the comments at the Rogue site to see what I mean.

I wasn't offended, in fact, if you read my review, I rather liked the show. But by now, we know that I'm not very sensitive.

"It Could Be Worse" has its final showing tonight at 8:30 p.m. at Dianna's South. If you check it out, tell us what you think. Are people overreacting? Or is it offensive?

Mike Oz

March 5, 2008 3:11 PM

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Chicago had its public art display of cows around the city. Toronto did it with moose. San Francisco did it with large hearts.

Now the San Joaquin River Parkway and Conservation Trust is looking for some inspired artists to express their creativity on canoes that will be exhibited around Fresno this spring and summer.

The organization is celebrating its 20th anniversary in 2008 and wants to showcase 20 painted versions of these open, slender boats. Project proposals must be received by Friday.

For guidelines and more information, read on ...

Felicia Matlosz

March 5, 2008 2:07 PM

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**UPDATE** The New York Post confirms the sad news, and Best Week Ever apologizes. The official statement from Swayze's publicist gives the actor a cheerier prognosis, though, saying that he is responding well to treatment and that he has not been given any kind of time frame for death.

Original post: The National Enquirer is reporting that Patrick Swayze has been diagnosed with pancreatic cancer that has spread to other organs, and that he has a mere five weeks left to live.

If this report is true, then this is sad news indeed. I bear Patrick Swayze no ill will, and in fact, I thank him for appearing in two of the greatest bad movies ever: Ghost and Dirty Dancing (plus Road House, Point Break, The Outsiders, To Wong Foo... wow, this guy's resume is freaking awesome).

Now that this sad (albeit unconfirmed) news has come to light, does this make yesterday's Best Week Ever blog post "The Top 20 Stupid Faces Made By Patrick Swayze in Ghost" an unfortunately timed attack on one of America's top cinematic treasures (also unconfirmed) or the greatest tribute ever? Judge for yourself.

Heather

March 5, 2008 12:36 PM

To bring balance to the force after yesterday's puppy-hurling solider video, I present an animal video that is sure to make you smile. The title says it all: monkey on a goat on a cup on a tight rope.

As one commenter says, "This video is the reason YouTube was created." I double dare you not to be elated by this.

Mike Oz

March 5, 2008 10:53 AM

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Marine experts in England have discovered the world's first six-legged octopus. Henry, as staff at the Blackpool Sea Life Centre have dubbed him, was born with a defect that left him with six evenly-spaced legs, instead of an octopus's typical eight legs.

I'm no language expert, but if an octopus derives its name from "octo" meaning "eight", shouldn't Henry be called a sexapus? Apparently not, as scientists are using the Greek "hexa" (instead of the Latin "sexa"), calling Henry a hexapus.


Heather

March 5, 2008 9:54 AM

penteco1.JPGUnsure of what to see as the Rogue revs up for its second weekend? In Wednesday's Life section we make our Top 10 picks:

All in the Timing
American Squatter
Art
Drummer Steve Mitchell
Dynamite Kablammo
Heavy Sugar Jazz Improv
Pentecostal Wisconsin
Sprawlzilla vs. Main Street
Along the Path of Larks and Swallows
I'm Sorry I Love You
A tip for audiences: As buzz grows about certain shows, so do lines. Do yourself a favor and arrive a little early or you might find it sold out.


Donald Munro

March 4, 2008 5:51 PM

cbyh1.jpgIf it ain't broke, don't fix it. John Nason and Jarod Caitlin have played brothers in a Neil Simon play before: a 2005 Good Company Players production of "Brighton Beach Memoirs" at Roger Rocka's Dinner Theater, and a very fine job they did. Now they've teamed up successfully again as brothers at GCP's 2nd Space Theatre for a production of Simon's very first big Broadway hit: the genial Come Blow Your Horn.

Nason, as older brother Alan, and Caitlin, as younger brother buddy, have a nice rapport with each other on stage, which helps set the tone for this early Simon romp. The older and supposedly wiser Alan is the early 1960s version of a bachelor superstar: he's unmarried, owns great suits, has women falling all over him, keeps crazy hours and possesses a bulging little black book with names of eligible women. It's no wonder that his kid brother, who is as straight and narrow as a New York subway line, looks up to him so much.

Donald Munro

March 4, 2008 5:05 PM

Via Althouse, it seems that Wikipedia founder Jimmy Wales broke up with his girlfriend (that's according to her, to him she was just a fling) ... and he did it on Wikipedia!

The London Times Online reported:

She was Rachel Marsden, 33, the Canadian right-wing political pundit used to airing the tangles of her personal life online. He was Jimmy Wales, 41, the co-founder of Wikipedia, the web encyclopaedia that aims to provide up-to-date “user-generated” information. On Saturday Ms Marsden logged on to discover that her own particular affair had also been updated. She had been dumped on Wikipedia.

So Marsden did the only obvious thing a scorned-yet-Internet-savvy lovebird could do: Sell Wales' clothes on eBay. From her listing:

It was such a classy move that I was inspired to do something equally classy myself, so I'm selling a couple of items of clothing he left behind, here in my NYC apartment, on eBay. Jimbo was supposed to come visit me in a couple of weeks and pick up some of his stuff, but obviously that won't be happening now.

And you thought Wikipedia was just for checking the gross domestic product of New Zealand or the names of the contestants on That's Amore.

Donald Munro

March 4, 2008 4:50 PM

The Rogue catalog picture for this production shows George Washington ala Groucho Marx and for good reason: This frolic through time is irreverent, musical (but not seriously so, of course), funny and anarchic. This was a Rogue standout in 2007, and it's returned for this year's festival, at Milano on the Fulton Mall.

Landon Weiszbrod, Luke Davis and Byron Watkins present the early history of America with the gleeful exuberance of hyper kids at play. It takes a Marx Brothers' confidence and sarcasm to do this material ... at breakneck speed.

Felicia Matlosz

March 4, 2008 3:48 PM

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So much gossip, so little time. A rundown of today's best stories:

  • The "holy man" seen blessing Paris Hilton over the weekend turns out to be a hired actor. Come on - how did you think this would turn out? (TMZ)
  • Jessica Simpson, Winona Ryder release statements saying neither is engaged; world releases statement saying "We didn't ask." (People, Us Weekly)
  • Pot Chris Cuomo calls kettle Prince Harry "expendable" on "Good Morning America." (Telegraph.co.uk)
  • Jennifer Lopez names her babies after PBS cartoon characters; to be fair, she's probably never heard of PBS. (Yeeeah)
  • Kate Hudson and post-suicidal Owen Wilson are seen hanging out again, because it worked out so well the first time. (MSN)

Stay strong, Owen! The Darjeeling Limited is next in my Netflix queue, and I don't want you to do anything to ruin it for me. That would just be selfish.

[Photo: Pacific Coast News Online]

Heather

March 4, 2008 10:05 AM

From Digg, Break.com and CNN (via KITV) comes this video that's getting a lot of talk around the Internets. It's a U.S. soldier Marine in Iraq hurling a puppy over a cliff. Sorry to start your day like this. I'm just curious as to how Americans will deal with this bind it puts us in. On one hand, we love to support our troops. On another, we love puppies.

On a third hand, I wonder what Michael Vick thinks about all this? Hmmm.

Mike Oz

March 4, 2008 10:04 AM

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You knew it had to happen sooner or later on this cycle of "American Idol." Forget the controversies about which singer had what previous record contract or who won a Star Search junior crown.

Now we find out that David Hernandez was a stripper, according to the male strip club's manager in Phoenix. He's quoted in an article as saying that David "had the look and the type that people like, so he made pretty good money here."

Don't know yet what the Idol producers are going to do about this one. Hernandez is scheduled to perform tonight with the other remaining male contestants. There are so many cheap jokes I could make here, but I won't. Let's just say I thought his only shortcoming to this point was his singing.

Felicia Matlosz

March 3, 2008 5:25 PM

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The Los Angeles Times ran a story about Fresno's William Saroyan centennial celebration on page 12 of its Arts&Music section on Sunday.

In case you missed it, the article on Fresno's native son contends that the writer once was "mentioned in the same breath as Hemingway and Steinbeck. Now it's hard to find his books in stores."

Well, I guess the important point is that The Times ran a story about the yearlong events honoring the award-winning writer -- it helps spread the word about Saroyan.

Read the story and tell me what you think.


Felicia Matlosz

March 3, 2008 5:01 PM

The thing I've discovered about the Rogue Festival is that you've got to keep a close eye on its Web site for updates (not everything is in the catalog). Otherwise, I would have missed an excellent production of "Art" by Brandon Petrie, Blake Ellis and James Hume on Sunday at the Severance theater.

The play's trigger is a piece of modern art, a canvas of white just bought by Serge (Ellis) for a steep $40,000. The expensive purchase -- Serge really can't afford this -- pisses off his friend, Marc (Petrie). He thinks the art is a piece of, well, you know what.

But don't be misled. This play by Yasmina Reza -- which won the Tony Award for Best Play in 1998 -- isn't really so much about debating the merits of modern art as it is a searing examination of friendship. Though "Art" is funny, it's also brutal. Marc not only is angry with Serge, but he brings their friend Yvan (Hume) into the fray.

Felicia Matlosz

March 3, 2008 4:30 PM

By Don Mayhew / Fresno Bee staff

You know how "Saturday Night Live" skits typically have a clever premise but go on waaaaaay too long? The four members of Dynamite Kablammo have solved that problem.

During the quartet's solid hour of rapid-fire sketch comedy at Dianna's Studio of Dance South on Sunday night, I counted 25 songs, monologues, skits and bits of other nonsense. (It's possible I missed a couple. You'd need faster fingers than I own - and a calculator - to keep up.) Do the math: Few of the skits approached three minutes. Most were a lot less.

Mike Oz

March 3, 2008 3:41 PM

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Just wanted to let you know that due to either popular demand or just sheer coincidence, the oft-hilarious yet mostly mediocre Shakespeare Is an Idiot has been given a fifth performance. It is 8:30 p.m. Wednesday night, March 5, at The Starline (not Dianna’s South). (By the way, we had a sellout Saturday and a near-sellout Sunday.)

Donald Munro

March 3, 2008 3:32 PM

A reader named Karen writes:

The Makeshift Champions, a group of high school kids, put on a great show at the Spectrum Gallery on Sunday. They did several originals, including harmonies and tempo changes which were impressive indeed, and a few cover tunes. At times it was the whole band (2 guitars, drums, and two vocalists) and at other times it was smaller configurations, such as just two guitars, a guitar and one vocalist, etc.... Pretty mature variety for such young kids. They were nervous, and young, and cute... putting themselves out there to do something scary-fun. This is what I love about the Rogue; people taking risks to try participating in a performance. Check them out at their last show, Wednesday at 6pm.

Donald Munro

March 3, 2008 12:58 PM

To Agustin Lira, theater isn't just entertainment. It's a teaching tool. This Chicano theater icon, who now runs a Fresno company called Teatro Inmigrante along with collaborator Patricia Wells Solorzano, is heavily influenced by the tradition of the actos -- short sketches that could be performed in the fields -- that played such an important role in Cesar Chavez's farmworker movement in the turbulent 1960s.

For the Rogue Festival, Lira's company presents two of these short plays: Honest Sancha's Used Mexican Lot and The Two Faces of the Boss. They've been updated to reflect present-day issues, but the plays also have the heft of history behind them. Witty and fiercely political, Lira pointedly takes on such issues as racism, ethnic stereotypes and the current war in Iraq. It's well worth a trip down Van Ness Avenue to Arte Americas to experience a type of theater that wants to stretch your mind.

Donald Munro

March 3, 2008 12:24 PM

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So much gossip, so little time. A rundown of today's best stories:

  • Posh Spice looks human, acts poor while shopping at Target. (TMZ)
  • Kate Hudson has no clue who Katherine Heigl is; rest of the world is jealous. (Us magazine)
  • Drew Barrymore takes the easy route by donating $1 million to food charity; meanwhile, ScarJo's charity auction is still hovering around the $300 mark. (Us magazine)
  • Amy Winehouse's face crumbles, catches up to her soul. (The Superficial)
  • Jessica Simpson's many ex-boyfriends commiserate. (Mollygood)
  • Attention whore Heidi Montag duets with regular whore Britney Spears. (Just Jared)

And it's only Monday.

[Photo: Splash News Online]

Heather

March 3, 2008 10:37 AM

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If the recent news about Prince Harry's service in Afghanistan has piqued your interest in the British royals, catch the documentary "The Royal Family" on ABC (Channel 30) at 8 p.m. tonight.

It's another attempt to show the personal side of people who live in unbelievable, pomp-and-circumstance 24-7 wealth. Watch for Queen Elizabeth's encounter with famous American photographer Annie Leibovitz, who's there for a portrait for Vanity Fair. Leibovitz at one point asks the queen to remove her crown. See what kind of reaction that one gets.

I wonder what would have happened if the queen had heard of Leibovitz's first idea: Yes, I want you to wear one of your lovely robes ... and we're going have you sit on one of your royal horses ... and we want to shoot this inside one of your lovely pristine rooms in Buckingham Palace.

Now that would have been memorable.

Felicia Matlosz

March 3, 2008 10:32 AM

Much like Barry Smith and his "Jesus in Montana" show were last year, Ryan Paulson and "Pentecostal Wisconsin" has become the religion-fueled comedy hit of this year's Rogue Festival.

"Pentecostal Wisconsin" takes us inside Paulson's youth growing up in a Pentecostal church in a small Scandinavian town in the cheese-loving state of Wisconsin.

Mike Oz

March 3, 2008 10:14 AM

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Until today, it's been my policy not to post about anyone who has ever appeared on MTV's "The Hills" because - no matter how ridiculous cast members' behavior has been off-screen - I just didn't want to give them any kind of promotion.

What's made me change my mind? Heidi Montag's step-brother died last week in what's being referred to as a "freak" accident. While attempting to remove snow from the roof of the Steamboat Grand Resort Hotel in Steamboat Springs, Colorado, Eric O'Hara fell to his death.

It's an unfortunate accident, to be sure. What makes it more unfortunate is the actions of his devoted step-sister, who made sure her first reaction to the news was well documented by Us magazine.

Montag has staged photo ops in the past, one of the more ridiculous being the time she invited photogs to "catch" her crying on a public street after bloggers tore apart her musical efforts (seen at right). One can only imagine the staged displays of "grief" we'll be subjected to now.

[photo: Pacific Coast News Online]

Heather

March 3, 2008 10:10 AM

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$3.40something.

I stopped paying attention. I used to care about going to the cheapest station. "Can I save 6 cents if I go to the one across the street?" Just two weeks ago I was peeved about having to pay .10 more per gallon because I payed with a credit card.

Now, I don't care. I get the 87 Octane. 93 was $3.70something. I'm not that old. I haven't been driving that long. But I remember when gas was .99 a gallon. I remember saying to my then-girlfriend/now-wife back in college that I wouldn't pay $1.50 for gas. (That didn't last long.)

Fortunately, we're not in San Mateo, where this picture (credit: AP) came from last Thursday. I guess it's not a ridiculous thing to say that we'll be there soon.

Will

March 3, 2008 9:12 AM

The Beehive wants your Rogue Festival opinions. Did you see a show? Do you have something to say about it? Good? Bad? Leave a comment with your review.

Felicia Matlosz

March 3, 2008 8:59 AM


A reader named Dan writes:

Highway 41 Revisited is a collection of video works that explore the Fresno experience in an especially intriguing, personal, and evocative way. Memories of school hallways, late-night family gatherings, driving the freeway, and the stream of consciousness of everyday life.
Also playing are two short narratives, "Fish", by Teresa Flores and "Huron Blues", by Julia Martinez, the first a whimsical piece in the tradition of "Amelie", and the second a character study of a young man in the valley, a work that is deep in feeling yet handled with a light touch.

Playing: 9 p.m. Friday 3/7 and 7 p.m. Saturday at Javawava, 1940 E. Echo. Cost: $7.

Donald Munro

March 3, 2008 7:48 AM

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Like big boobs? Bleach blond hair? Got about $200 lying around?

You're in luck today, my friend! Head on over to City Lights eBay where you can buy your very own, real-life actress.

That's right, Scarlett Johannson has put herself up on the auction block in order to raise money for Oxfam, an organization with good intentions that - except in this one case - kind of has a problem with the selling of women. Whoops! All for a good cause, all for a good cause.

As of the writing of this post, the bid for a night with a woman who has made out with Ryan Reynolds (I may just bid on her myself - details!) is at $152.50. That's got to hurt. Even Gary Coleman's pants hit the $500 mark when they went up for eBay auction in January.

Good luck, ScarJo, oppressed people.

Heather

March 2, 2008 8:39 PM

Please note that because some members of the cast of "Shakespeare Is an Idiot" are employed at The Bee, we didn't have a Beehiver review the show. But, as with all the shows at the Rogue, we're asking readers to submit their own reviews of shows they see, and if they're long enough, we'll give them their own little "Rogue Reader Review" entry. So feel free to write! You can email us your reviews or post on the Reader Review link.

A reader named Chango writes:

Went to see Shakespeare Is an Idiot on Saturday night. Loved it!
It’s the type of show that you thank Rogue for: irreverent, homespun, fun even when not as funny.
A cast of four manage to razz the irrational plotlines of Shakespeare’s most well-known plays: Romeo & Juliet, Othello, Hamlet, and Macbeth.

Donald Munro

March 2, 2008 1:31 PM

After a busy Rogue schedule Saturday, I was looking forward to starting my Sunday with "The 24-hour Theater Experiment" at Dianna's Studio South. But there was an ominous white sheet of paper taped to the wall, with a brief notice that included the sad word "cancelled."

This was the show, with the Fresno County Public Library connection, in which the creators challenge themselves to conceive, write and rehearse original works 24 hours before the premiere (which was scheduled for 8:30 p.m. last night).

Does anyone know what happened? Will they fulfill their shows slotted for 7 p.m. Wednesday and 5:30 p.m. next Saturday?

Felicia Matlosz

March 2, 2008 12:35 PM

It’s been almost 24 hours now since I watched “Airplane Jayne’s Talking About …” and I’m still conflicted on how I feel.

The show is one woman’s story of divorce and re-discovery, with a lot of sex jokes and some really touching moments. As good as the high points were, the entire 30 minutes couldn’t hold up.

Mike Oz

March 2, 2008 12:01 PM

It’s funny. It’s smart. It’s educational. The songs are catchy. “Sprawzilla vs. Main Street” is simply one of the best shows at this year’s Rogue Festival.

The show delves into the idea of unique local landmarks vs. sprawling urban growth, pitting Kingsburg father-daughter team (musician Blake Jones and 15-year-old Chelsea) against a suit-wearing, grinning, money-dangling developer named Mr. Practical (Todd Severson).

Mike Oz

March 2, 2008 11:18 AM

In a festival that thrives on off-the-wall ideas, “The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari with Live Soundtrack” had to be one of the more creative I’ve heard from a Rogue presenter in recent years.

Local band The Nancies decided to adopt the moniker The Rhoda Penmarks and score a 75-minute soundtrack to a silent film from 1920, then perform the music as the film played.

After Saturday night’s show at Club Fred, there’s one conclusion I keep coming back to: The show was a total trip.

Mike Oz

March 2, 2008 10:50 AM

Every year at the Rogue there should be a mystery performance -- one of those listings that you have absolutely no idea what you're getting into. For me, this was A Night of Musical Scenes staged by a group called Brass Ring Productions. Better yet, this mystery group is performing at a mystery place: a venue called "Superior ATM" way out on Blythe Avenue just north of Shaw. (It's one of the examples of a Rogue BYOV, or Bring Your Own Venue, though most of the off-site locations are closer to the Tower District and downtown.)

My interest was piqued. Would I arrive and find a bank of ATM machines ready to dispense cash in case I didn't have enough for a ticket? Would it be a full-fledged little theater smack in the middle of an office park? Any chance there'd be any spare $20 bills laying around?

Donald Munro

March 2, 2008 10:41 AM

It’s a rather simple formula, really. Great singer + great band = Great show. Such is Karen Marguth’s “Heavy Sugar Jazz Improv” show.

Walking into Starline to see it at 5:30 p.m. on Saturday, was like walking into a time warp. Suddenly, there was no sun outside. It wasn’t Fresno anymore. No, it felt like late night at some swanky, big-city jazz club.

Mike Oz

March 2, 2008 9:38 AM

In her solo-performance show Along the Path of Larks and Swallows, Mia Paschal bursts onto the stage clasping a long, red velvet streamer to her bosom. The implication is clear: We're in for some heartbreak. For those of us who saw Paschal's terrific solo show last year at the Rogue, the question is: Just how dark will this outing be? Last year, Paschal offered up a searing depiction of her repeated attempts to kill herself. A blend of aching realism and abstract digressions, it was a stormy glimpse at a very complicated mind.

"Along the Path of Larks and Swallows" is not as dark, although Paschal still brings more than a hint of melancholy to the proceedings. Focusing this time on matters of the heart, she delivers another beautifully written and performed show that might not be as philosophically dizzying as last year's but that still connects on several levels.

Donald Munro

March 2, 2008 8:55 AM

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I wanted to let you know that "Along the Path of Larks and Swallows" has added a performance: Sunday, March 2nd, at 5:30 pm at the Starline (831 E. Fern Ave.). It's short notice, but I hope it can make it in your Rogue blog.

Sure thing. Mia's performance Saturday night was almost sold out, by the way, so this is a great added opportunity to see her show.

Donald Munro

March 2, 2008 8:38 AM

Carrie (Kate McKnight) and Louise (Julia Reimer) are college buddies who haven't seen each other in years -- until a chance encounter at Bergdorf's department store in New York rekindles the relationship. In Lanford Wilson's affecting one-acter "The Great Nebula in Orion," we're plopped into a situation that is both distant and tremendously intimate, and it's a tribute to the playwright's texturing of his characters that it all seems very true to life.

Carrie, who has a perfect husband, kids, house and bank account, should be the happiest clam in the world. But she envies her classmate Louise, who has carved out a notable career as a fashion designer. When Louise invites Carrie back to her apartment for an afternoon visit -- which turns into an afternoon encounter with a bottle of brandy -- old tensions come to light.

Donald Munro

March 2, 2008 12:35 AM

Heidi(2).jpgIn my Sunday Spotlight column I write about Fresno native Heidi Blickenstaff, who is currently appearing in "The Little Mermaid" on Broadway. In the first act of the show she sings and dances in the ensemble. (Yes, she had to learn to skate around on specially designed "mer-blades" while she's playing an eel.) In the second act of the show, she plays the role of Carlotta, who serves as a sort of maid/governess/confidante to Ariel. Here's a picture of her playing Carlotta in the show. The bustle on her dress weighs more than 40 pounds, making it one of the heaviest costumes on Broadway.

Heidi can be heard on the original cast album for "Title of Show," which became an off-Broadway hit when it played at the Vineyard Theater in New York.

Another recent project for her was a new musical called "Meet John Doe," which was staged in Washington, D.C. at the Ford Theater. She just found out last week that she received a Helen Hayes award nomination (given for Washington-area productions) for best leading actress in a musical for her role in the show.

Donald Munro

March 2, 2008 12:15 AM

This is my first full-fledged dive into the Rogue Festival, and I was hoping to experience something that just dazzled me -- I found it Saturday night when drummer Steve Mitchell performed with a trio of outstanding Fresno musicians at the Severance theater.

In a too-brief set of mostly modern jazz, Grammy Award-winner Mitchell took the stage with pianist David Aus, saxophone player Ben Boone (who did some awesome, mean solo licks) and bassist Nye Morton. They opened with a full-throttled version of Stanley Turrentine's "Sugar" and then veered into other songs, such as Mongo Santamaria's "Afro Blue," with its euphonic quilt of African-Cuban rhythms.

Felicia Matlosz

March 2, 2008 12:06 AM

What does a theater critic do on vacation? Go see more theater, of course. But this time, instead of Fresno, I found myself in New York City, where I saw a whopping eight plays in eight days. (Throw in three museums and the Westminster Dog Show at Madison Square Garden, and you could say that I managed to keep pretty busy.) I write in my Sunday Spotlight column about "The Little Mermaid," one of the shows I saw.

For musical theater fans out there, here's the list of all the shows I caught:

1. Curtains:
a jovial "murder-mystery" starring David Hyde Pierce of "Frasier" fame. The pedigree of this show is impressive: It comes from John Kander and Fred Ebb, who wrote such Broadway biggies as "Chicago." The result is on the slight side, however. Hyde Pierce is personable and hard-working, and co-star Debra Monk, as a brassy and cynical producer, is terrific, but I wasn't that sorry when the curtain fell.

Donald Munro

March 1, 2008 11:05 PM

I'm the first to admit, I know nothing about modern dance. But the great thing about "Bodyspeak" by the BaBa For Now troupe is that I didn't have to. The four women performers presented a thought-provoking yet engaging program Saturday at Dianna's Studio North.

And, in a show that included themes of how women relate to their bodies -- and how we're viewed by men -- this program featured women with real women's bodies. The dancers are 35 to 45 years young, and they move with a graceful fluidity and energy that younger females would envy.

Felicia Matlosz

March 1, 2008 10:13 PM

OK, people are going to call me an insensitive grouch because I didn't love this solo storytelling performance by Lynn Ruth Miller. After all, she's a tiny, charming woman in her mid-70s from Pacifica, who draws on her life's experiences and humor to reveal the universal themes that connect us all. She's a seasoned pro who's appeared at other festivals. The audience that caught her 45-minute show Saturday afternoon at Spectrum Gallery gave her a rousing round of applause.

Felicia Matlosz

March 1, 2008 7:31 PM

If you enjoy a show sprinkled with deft musicianship, comic flair and a dose of irreverence, you'll want to catch a performance by Suicide Lounge. The group, appearing Saturday in Veni Vidi Vici's back patio, possess that sassy "let's just all have a good time" attitude. They let audience members -- who they're not afraid to banter with -- pick songs off a menu.

Felicia Matlosz

March 1, 2008 5:09 PM

Dancers of different ages and skill levels are showcased in Elemental Dance, which serves as a preview to the spring concert at California Arts Academy. Some of the dances are nods to the earth and water elements. They are serene and almost meditative.

Among the highlights is "Glass Underwater," choreographed by Carla Stallings-Lippert, which begins with its contingent of dancers stretched out on the floor kicking their legs, as if they're in a water ballet. "La Papillon Blue," choroegraphed by Hannah Ozeran, has almost an Irish lilt feel to the music and dancing, while "Lullaby," choreographed by Noel Pryor has a sturdy sweetness to its movement that is effective. (Can anyone in the company tell me what music was used for this piece? It's beautiful.)

Donald Munro

March 1, 2008 10:30 AM

At the risk of sounding like judge Randy Jackson on "American Idol," what you select to perform at a fringe festival can be as important as how you perform it. In the case of Artists' Repertory Theatre, picking David Ives' All in the Timing for the Rogue was a great choice.

This jovial and thought-provoking collection of four short plays is a perfect match for the festival. The show is funny, fast-paced, engagingly philosophical and occasionally bizarre.

The last two plays of the collection, "Philip Glass Buys a Loaf of Bread" and "Variations on the Death of Trotsky," are my favorites.

Donald Munro

March 1, 2008 9:35 AM

I can't recommend All's Red That's Riding Hood, an original play by Terrance V. McArthur that won the Woodward Shakespeare Festival's 2007 Playwright Competition. Conceived as a cross between a fractured fairy tale and a riff on Shakespearean tragedies, the play gives us a different perspective on the traditional Riding Hood tale. This time the Wolf is an exiled nobleman named DeWolf (played by James Sherrill) and Red Riding Hood (Alicia Buss) an opinionated near-adult who is quick to judgment. Written in blank verse, the play draws allusions to other fairy tales as well and then squeezes in a "Romeo and Juliet" motif.

Sherrill is well-cast physically in the role with his imposing height and long, flowing hair, and he offers a nice hint of the hurt and vulnerability that De Wolf feels within. Buss, as Riding Hood, has a strong stage presence and handles the blank verse nicely, while Randi Saul-Olson, as the Grandmother, injects some liveliness into the production with her character's brazen declarations. (It turns out that Grandma has, well, a little drinking problem.)

Donald Munro

March 1, 2008 8:41 AM

Tony Imperatrice’s “I Was a Sexually Confused Teeanger” is a worthy follow-up to "Confessions of a Church Organist,” his 2007 show.

Once again, Imperatrice is exposing his own vulnerabilities, this time while exploring the idea of sexuality for coming-of-age adolescents.

Along the way, he riffs about getting his sexual education from Fresno Unified School District in the ’70s, his gay-fearing father and his “you-should-only-have-sex-to-procreate” grandfather. We also get the bullet points of Imperatrice's sexually rambunctious resume: The gay friend who came on to him, the first girl he slept with, the abusive older woman, the therapist and “a MILF named Diane.”

Mike Oz

March 1, 2008 12:20 AM

It’s a second trip to the Rogue Festival that earns an out-of-town performer a spot in the Rogue family. Proof that a branch on the Rogue family tree has been extended to PC Muñoz came in his Friday night show at Ashtree Studios.

Many Rogue performers and volunteers put down money and took a seat to listen to the funky music of Muñoz and his San Francisco-based band. Plain and simple, people were still raving about Munoz’s shows from last year.

Mike Oz

March 1, 2008 12:00 AM

“It Could Be Worse: My Life in the Central Valley” is what many people say growing up here is not: Fun. Yeah, with a capital F.

The 45-minute play is the work of three high-school aged young ladies, Jeannie Sellick, Heidi Sheppard and Angela Beevers (who also has writing credits), and tells stories of growing up in Kerman and Fresno through a series of blog entries acted out as short vignettes.

Mike Oz



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