September 2007 Archives

September 28, 2007 11:32 AM

Chris Daughtry is the highest ticket price ever at The Big Fresno Fair. Tickets for his Thursday night show cost $35 and $40, contributing to an overall average ticket price of $18.91-$23.08 this year. That's up from $14.55 last year and $8 in 2004. In 2000, all the shows were free.

There's a story in today's paper that covers this in more detail. But I'm looking for the public to sound off: Is the rise in ticket prices too much? Or are the bigger names the fair is bringing worth the higher dollars?

Mike Oz

September 28, 2007 9:04 AM

Welcome to another week of Post No Bills, the biggest collection of Fresno fliers anywhere on the Web.

Each Friday, right here at The Beehive, we give you a peek at what's happening in Fresno and the Valley this weekend, next week and into the future.

Nothing to do in Fresno? Wrong. There's plenty. Just take a look at these options.

We don't discriminate -- all bands, performers, venues and DJs are welcome to share their cool fliers.

If you have something to contribute, e-mail me a link at mosegueda@fresnobee.com or just leave it below. Enjoy!

Mike Oz

September 28, 2007 8:35 AM

In my column today, I delved into the Dunny craze. The new series of the Kid Robot designer vinyl toys hit stores Thursday.

As far as I know, they're only available at one spot in Fresno so far: Sugar Hill. Despite the high interest nationwide from art and toy collectors -- I'm happy to report that Sugar Hill still has some in stock. I bought a bunch myself last night (I got all the ones above). Not sure how long they'll last, though. So if you're interested, act quick. I might have to go back.

Mike Oz

September 28, 2007 7:50 AM

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The one-hour premiere of "The Office" is now past, and if you're a giant loser like me and don't have a DVR with which to replay the highlights over and over and over, you're left wanting more, yeah?

As usual, Office Tally has all "The Office" goodness, but if you're looking for something a bit more animated, check out this little gem on EW.com. It's Jenna Fischer (aka Pam) and My Boyfriend Jim Halpert (er... John Krasinski as he probably prefers to be called in real life) dishing about just how little they know about the fate of Pam and Jim. Liars.

Of special note: Jim Halpert is adorably cute even without a script, and Pam is kinda slutty. Okay, maybe not slutty, but she's wearing an awful lot of makeup and is one leg cross away from going all Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct. Or, for all you young 'uns out there: going all Britney Spears in a Rite-Aid parking lot off Sunset.

Oh, and I'm getting a DVR next weekend so I can watch "Office" highlights until my head explodes, and I will no longer miss "Grey's Anatomy." So suck it, NBC. Who's the loser now?

Still me, right? Yeah.

Heather

September 28, 2007 7:49 AM

I've revived the Artists You Should Know series, moving it to print in Friday's 7 magazine and bring some of the spill over here to The Beehive.

The goal is to let people know about local artists who are making news. Hopefully it gets people out to enjoy the great local musicians Fresno has.

This week, I talked to Patrick Contreras, who is no stranger to Beehive readers. But he's headlining at Warnors Theatre on Thursday. That's a huge gig for a local artist. I talked to him about that and more for the interview in today's paper, but here's our entire Q & A, followed by videos of Patrick in action and links to his music.

Question: So, the Warnors Theatre -- you're the only local artist in recent memory to headline. That must be huge.
Answer: Yeah, honestly I'm a little nervous. I have some big shoes to fill, and I hope to represent the local music scene well.

Mike Oz

September 28, 2007 7:28 AM

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The brilliant movie Heathers came out in 1989, 18 years ago. Apparently in that time, Winona Ryder has aged in dog years, making her 126.

Whoa, Noni. Seriously. What's happening here? Allegedly you are just 36 years old, but your pale, frail frame, mourning coat and Hilary hair are telling a different story.

You're still awesome thanks to Lucas, Heathers and Reality Bites.

Rethink the look though. You look like you're auditioning to be the matriarch of an American political dynasty.

Heather

September 27, 2007 7:59 PM

Get excited, people. Only an hour until "The Office" season premiere! In the meantime, let's play "What Britney Spears is thinking." My guesses are after the jump - leave yours in the comments section.

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Heather

September 27, 2007 12:00 PM

xmencover.jpgThis was going to have to be addressed eventually. I'm all too aware that my comic-book buying habits don't include a lot of titles from the Big Company That Makes the X-Men and Spider-Man Movies.

I don't Make Mine Marvel often, which runs against the grain of popular fandom. But it's not because I have a thing against the No. 1 publisher, or that I'm on some anti-Joe Quesada crusade. It's more about buying and reading habits formed over the years.

Let's recap.

I started with DC because that's what filled the spin racks in the mid-'60s. Marvel began filtering into my buys with a Spidey or Hulk here and there in the '70s. Then, in the '80s, I latched onto the Claremont/Byrne run on the X-Men. Then I was off to the University of Oregon and getting my first full taste of weekly buys from a comic shop. Byrne moved on to the Fantastic Four, and I inhaled that.

Then came the explosion of independent publishers like Eclipse and First. The offerings were spotty, but there were several home runs, and the variety outside the spandex genre was refreshing. One of my all-time favorite characters, Grimjack, came from the independents. It was during this time that I also developed a long relationship with DC's mature-content line, Vertigo.

Later, I followed Peter David's Hulk in the mid- to late '80s. More recently, I've enjoyed many of the Ultimates books, especially Mark Millar's over-the-top flagship title.

Lately, though? Crossovers bug me, so I admit to that being a strike against Marvel, which in recent months seemed to have either "Civil War," "The Initiative" or "World War Hulk" slapped atop every book. And the glut of X-Books...meh. Joss Whedon's work will always be attractive, though, so "Astonishing X-Men" often gets a buy.

Yeah, yeah...DC is going nuts with its own Big Event. And I have largely avoided the "52" and "Countdown" tie-ins. So even the DC stuff gets a critical look. I'm more consistently impressed with Dark Horse, which rarely ranks "product" ahead of "art" or "story." I like the diversity at Image, and the Wildstorm imprint is rather cool.

So, what's your take on Marvel, DC or crossovers? And are there Marvel titles I should pick up? Let me know.

Meanwhile, here's My Five.

Jody Murray

September 27, 2007 11:34 AM

Do you remember the comment-madness that was the Top 10 Unsigned Bands in Fresno post? Well, I promised I'd put together my Top 10 signable acts in Fresno. And I have. In audio form.

Check out this week's podcast as I reveal the first five of my top 10, complete with commentary and music. I'm joined by Fresno Famous podcasting team of Josh and Bryan, who add their two cents as well.

We'll be back with the second part of the list next week.Until then, have a listen and let me the debate continue.

LISTEN/DOWNLOAD

Mike Oz

September 27, 2007 8:02 AM

parkingmeter.jpgHave you ever come out of Fagan's a downtown Fresno establishment or event just to find one of those hateful parking tickets on your car?

Of course you have. A ridiculous amount of ink has been spilled in Fresno over this subject. But you should know that it's not just Fresnans dealing with These Important Issues - sometimes it happens to Hollywood stars, too.

Take Adam Goldberg. You might not recognize the name, but you know who he is - he was hilarious in Dazed and Confused, and on "Friends" and "Entourage". Goldberg received a little how-dee-do from the meter maid on his windshield yesterday while he was shopping in Hollywood. The kicker? There were still 22 minutes left on the meter.

Goldberg called over some loitering paparazzi and had them document the scene, taking the paps' card for when he contests the matter in the future.

I love it. As much as I usually enjoy watching celebrities get busted for trying to be above the law, there's a bigger part of me that enjoys watching Chandler's crazy roommate rightfully take on The Man.

Heather

September 26, 2007 11:45 AM

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  1. Bill O'Reilly -- whose continuous attacks on rappers makes him look like a racist -- pretty much confirmed he's a racist this week when he expressed shock on his radio show that the black-run restaurant he ate at in Harlem was no different than the white restaurants he's used to. "It was exactly the same, even though it's run by blacks," he said. Amazing, Bill!
  2. Adrianne Curry, who proved that her infinite wisdom extends beyond just marrying Peter Brady. On her MySpace blog this week, she announced that she would be boycotting BET and Black History Month. Yo, Adrianne, it's September!
  3. Oklahoma State football coach Mike Gundy, for his tirade against a sports columnist that made him a YouTube star. Not only was the whole thing a little thin-skinned for a college football coach, but we also learned that he thinks 8-year-olds and 21-year-old athletes on scholarship are basically the same. But he's a man and he's 40, so he knows everrrrything.
  4. US Weekly for putting Heidi from "The Hills" on its cover. Yes, it's sad that I know who Heidi is (and Spencer), but it's even sadder that US Weekly has put on its cover someone whose sole claim to fame is that she's an enemy of someone else who is famous for no reason. That's like further down the what-the-eff fame food chain that Kato Kaelin.
  5. Write in your own.

Mike Oz

September 26, 2007 9:26 AM

Feldman21.gifFile this under the Feel-Good "Where Are They Now?" category:

Kaywin Feldman, who nine years ago left the Fresno Metropolitan Museum to become the director of the Memphis Brooks Museum of Art, has catapulted into the top ranks of the nation's museums. She'll head the prestigious Minneapolis Institute of Arts, one of the ten largest museums in the country. She will step down as director of the Brooks in mid-December.

Here's a story (reg required) on Kaywin's new job from the Minneapolis Star Tribune.

Kaywin was only in Fresno for a few years, but she certainly left a mark. (I'm looking at a picture on my desk right now of her when she went as Eve to that awesome Halloween party and walked around with an apple and a big stuffed snake around her neck.) I know there are a lot of people in Fresno who are really, really proud of her. (Especially me!)

After the jump: the official press release:

Donald Munro

September 26, 2007 8:11 AM

britla7-1.jpgBritney Spears, who was just busted for hit and run, and who could face up to a year in jail (not likely), was photographed driving around Los Angeles with her two sons, Sean, 2, and Jayden, 1, clutching onto each other's hands for dear life in the back seat. It's almost like they know their mom has an invalid license and should not be driving.

How cute. And yet... These kids look like Thelma and Louise clasping hands right before they go over the cliff. How odd to see this kind of preternatural awareness in toddlers, particularly when it is so severely lacking in their full-grown mother.

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Heather

September 25, 2007 9:23 PM

JIM SHIRTLESS.JPGI'm not kidding. This is not a drill. JIM HALPERT IS NOT WEARING A SHIRT.

I can't... I mean... it's just too... talk amongst yourselves. I need a minute.

As you know, "The Office" returns with its fourth season, one-hour premiere Thursday at 9 p.m. If you don't know this, we're not friends and you're probably not reading this blog. Or, you're reading this blog and you're already planning some lame response about how you love Fergie or hate opinions.

What evs, people. Jim Halpert is shirtless, he is hot, and I have canceled every single thing that is happening Thursday. Everything but Jim Halpert. And the no-shirt-wearing.

I'm going to need another minute. Watch these 6 clips from Thursday's premiere on Best Week Ever while I deal.

Heather

September 25, 2007 4:00 PM

icecream.jpgStop reading this if you don't care about what's going on in the dictionary world.

But there are 16,000 fewer (not less) hyphens in the latest edition of the Oxford English Dictionary. Nouns such as "ice cream," "test tube" and "bumblebee" will now be written sans dash.

The only real problem with this change is that it spotlights just how behind England's native tongue is from the United States' unofficial language. In my five-year-old copy of Webster's New World College Dictionary (the standard for American journalists), these words already roll without a hyphen.

So why is a hyphen ever used, you ask? Mostly for compound modifiers, unless said modifier includes an adverb. And it's sentences like that one that make my friends roll their eyes and change topics whenever I get off on one of these tangents.

Will

September 25, 2007 1:14 PM

Aithon Theatre Company was ambitious when it picked Sam Shepard's "True West" as its second full-length production. While there's a certain bravado to be accorded to those who reach high, in this case the company reached too far. For a community-theater production, it didn't work.

Donald Munro

September 25, 2007 12:36 PM

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Heather: Did you hear about your hero? Did you hear about Jack Bauer
being a common, not-so-much-with-the-saving-of-the-world drunk driver?

Mike Oz: And did you hear that slandering American heroes is not a nice thing to do? Jack Bauer would never get in trouble with the law because Jack Bauer is the law.

Heather: Okay, Crazy. Settle down. Jack Bauer is not the law because Jack Bauer is a fictional character. Jack Bauer is Kiefer Sutherland, and Kiefer Sutherland is apparently a drunk.

Heather

September 25, 2007 12:01 PM

lamancha1.jpgWho should play Don Quixote in "Man of La Mancha"? If Hollywood were to remake the 1972 musical film, it'd probably want someone hunky: a George Clooney type, mature but a solid sex symbol, someone who could sing "The Impossible Dream" with a rakish flair.

And who should play Aldonza? Anybody have a line on the next Sophia Loren? When I saw the recent Broadway revival of "La Mancha" starring Brian Stokes Mitchell (age 45) as Don Quixote, the striking Mary Elizabeth Mastrontonio (age 44) played Aldonza, the beaten-down wench who becomes the idealized Dulcinea.

The point, of course, is not the ages of the performers -- playing much older or younger is stock in trade for accomplished actors -- but the general tone of the casting. In the case of the new Good Company Players production of "La Mancha," which opened Thursday at Roger Rocka's Dinner Theater, director Elizabeth Fiester has opted not for youth but for experience. I was slightly trepidatious when learning that well-known local singers Dean Rhodus and Ann T. Sullivan Whitehurst had been cast in the leading roles. Would they seem too mature? Would I have to refrain from wisecracks about the AARP's position on the Inquisition?

Donald Munro

September 24, 2007 11:39 AM

Stephen Mintz was kind enough to send off an end-of-the-festival report before he fell into bed 2 a.m. Monday. The audience awards, according to Stephen:

Best Feature: Un Autre Femme (Another Woman)

Best Documentary: For The Bible Tells Me So

Best Short: Private Life (Girl's Shorts Program)

Best Short-Short (under 10 min): Seriously? I can't remember! It'll be posted on the website soon.

The Directors' Club Awards:

Best Short-Short: LOCAL FILMMAKER DANIEL LOERA'S "WE HAVE EACH OTHER!!" Yay, Daniel! He wins $250.

Best Short: My First Time Driving (Youth Short)

Best Feature: Nina's Heavenly Delights (Donald's 'pick of the fest')

After the jump, more from Stephen and his take on the Beehive's reviews ...

Donald Munro

September 23, 2007 11:38 AM

sergei.gifIt's fascinating to watch Sergei Babayan's fingers while he plays. Those fingers fly in a piece such as Tchaikovsky's Piano Concerto No. 2 in G Major, of course: pummeling the keyboard at points, almost caressing it at others, all in runs so fast that the motion becomes a blur. But watch his fingers when he takes his hands off the keyboard and he puts his arms at his side for a brief rest while the orchestra plays. They still wiggle furiously.

I'm sure that he's just keeping them limber, sort of like a track-and-field runner bouncing up and down on his heels as he awaits the starting gun. But it's almost as if his fingers move of their own volition. They're so eager to get back to the keyboard that they can't help but run in place.

I'll leave the classical review to my Bee colleague, George Warren, but I just wanted to throw in a plug of my own for this afternoon's concert (2:30 p.m. at the Saroyan). The Tchaikovsky was beautiful on Saturday night. For me, it really soared. And Babayan is such an intense player that it's moving just to watch him.

Donald Munro

September 23, 2007 11:15 AM

towersmall.jpgI know things can get a bit unwieldy with all these separate Reel Pride entries on the Beehive, so here's a page that compiles everything in one convenient place. As the festival continues through Sunday, I'll continue to add links. Remember: Reviews, comments and observations from readers are most welcome. I've got a lot of other culture stuff to do this weekend, so help keep me posted on what's going on at the festival.

REEL PRIDE: It's opening night
An intro to the festival.

REEL PRIDE: 'Shelter' review
Beehive grade: B+

REEL PRIDE: Opening night report
A quick recap and chat with "Shelter" director Jonah Markowitz and producer JD Disalvatore.

Donald Munro

September 23, 2007 11:07 AM

Reel Pride program director (and faithful Beehive correspondent) Stephen Mintz reports that the Saturday night screenings of "Itty Bitty Titty Committee" at the Tower and "Lezploitation" at the Starline sold out. That's quite a feat, especially at the Tower, considering the size of the place. Better watch it, guys: You might find that all the men's films are at the Starline next year and all the women's films at the Tower.

Today's schedule includes an event that returns after a hiatus of a few years. "The Director's Cut Shorts," 1 p.m. at the Starline, features seven edgy short films. Directly following at 2:30 will be a filmmakers' forum discussion panel moderated by Kathleen Mullen. The forum features directors and producers of some of this year's festival films.

Also scheduled today: The "Girls on Film" short film series at 2:30 p.m. at the Tower; and the Taiwanese film "Spider Lilies," about a teenager who runs an after-hours website under the discerning eyes of the Taiwanese police, 4:30 p.m. at the Starline.

By the way: any other updates would be most appreciated. I'd hoped to post more Q&A interviews with festival notables on this blog, but haven't received my responses back yet by email ...

Donald Munro

September 23, 2007 10:40 AM

"Out at the Wedding" plays 7:30 p.m. Sunday at the Tower Theatre. Click here for the Reel Pride schedule.

Easily the weakest closing-night film to mark the festival in years, this limp low-budget comedy from Lee Friedlander echoes the subquality offerings often found at gay film festivals 10 or 15 years ago. Built on a premise that in itself is offensive -- that 30-year-old Alex (Andrea Marcellus), a sophisticated Manhattan urbanite, is afraid to tell her Southern family that she's engaged to a black man -- the film is supposed to be a screwball comedy. But the essential elements for this genre just aren't here.

Through a misunderstanding, Alex's sister (Desi Lydic) thinks that her sister is a lesbian, so Alex hires one to complete the ruse. The acting is OK, but the film is plagued by weak direction and low production values. (What happened to an establishing shot at the rehearsal dinner?) Worst of all, the writing is staggeringly weak. The film includes a speech in which Alex compares herself to an animated Disney heroine that could roll your eyeballs all the way from the Tower to Blackstone Avenue. Grade: D. (By Donald Munro)

What's your opinion? Click on the Comments button to add your own review.

Donald Munro

September 23, 2007 10:22 AM

bubblepic.jpg"The Bubble" plays 5 p.m. Sunday at the Tower Theatre. Click here for the Reel Pride schedule.

From director Eytan Fox, whose "Yossi and Jaguar" was a better film, comes a riveting yet flawed drama set in Israel. Noam (Ohad Knoller), an Israeli reserve soldier, falls for a Palestinian named Ashraf (Yousef "Joe" Sweid) with a conservative family living in the occupied territories.

The joy they share -- oblivious to the consternation of the outside world -- puts them in the "bubble" of the title. Well-acted and intensely suspenseful, the film has a vibrant sense of place as we're immersed in the lifestyle of the left-leaning Tel Aviv intelligensia, and the crisp musical score and beautifully photographed sequences -- including a seaside rave -- add to the effect. It's a high-quality, feature-film quality production that unfolds with a compelling sense of both menace and light-hearted fun. It was certainly on the way for being one of my favorite -- if not THE favorite -- films in the festival.

However, "The Bubble" takes a twist that is wholly unbelievable and manipulative. It zooms from tender nuance to outrageous. Perhaps Fox could have gotten away with the storyline if he'd prepped us in terms of character and motivation, but the ending as it stands is outrageous. Grade: C+ (By Donald Munro)

What's your opinion? Click on the Comments button to add your own review.

Donald Munro

September 23, 2007 8:10 AM

"We're All Angels" plays noon Sunday at the Tower Theatre. Click here for the Reel Pride schedule.

Robert Nunez takes an interesting look at Jason and DeMarco, a gay couple who sing Christian music. The young men are charming and talented -- a point that's driven home in the documentary.

Where Nunez stumbles is not delving more into the theological debates that swirl around these singers. Some Christians refuse to judge the pair. Others argue their performance of Christian music is a form of blasphemy because of what the Bible says about homosexuality. A little less music and a lot more discussion would have made this documentary better. Grade: B- (By Rick Bentley)

What's your opinion? Click on the Comments button to add your own review.

Donald Munro

September 22, 2007 2:04 PM

"Itty Bitty Titty Committee" plays 8:30 p.m. Saturday at the Tower Theatre. Click here for the Reel Pride schedule.

The producer/director team of Andrea Sperling and Jamie Babbit ("But I'm a Cheerleader") again show that they can make a film that is loaded with thought-provoking material and still keep the work entertaining. Anna (Melonie Diaz), a receptionist for a plastic surgeon, is recruited by a feminist movement called the CIA. (You will have to see the film if you want to know exactly for what this is an abbreviation.)

At the heart of this effort is a story that shows how political and social causes often can be complicated by human emotions. The ending is slightly over the top but does not hurt the film that much. Grade: B+. (By Rick Bentley)

What's your opinion? Click on the Comments button to add your own review.

Donald Munro

September 22, 2007 1:52 PM

eastsidestory.jpg"East Side Story" plays 6:30 p.m. Saturday at the Tower Theatre. Click here for the Reel Pride schedule.

Diego (René Alvarado) is a talented chef who lives in a gentrifying area of East Los Angeles, but not all is well in his life: He has a relationship with a swaggering real-estate agent, Pablo (David Berón), who considers himself straight; and he chafes at having to waste his culinary potential at the old-fashioned Mexican restaurant still owned by his grandmother.

Director Carlos Portugal's first feature can be a little wobbly, but he has a nice touch when weaving a larger social issue into a small, personal story while still keeping a light tone. The gays moving into the East Side spark annoyed reactions from some longtime neighbors. In a turnabout, the white characters veer more toward stereotype than the brown. As the lead character, Alvarado needed stronger direction, but he does have some assured moments on screen, particularly when he's interacting with his "wild" aunt, Bianca (Gladys Jimenez), who's a comic highlight. Grade: B (By Donald Munro)

What's your opinion? Click on the Comments button to add your own review.

Donald Munro

September 22, 2007 10:35 AM

In the short-film program (1:30 p.m. Saturday, Tower Theatre), one of the featured films is "We Have Each Other," directed by Daniel Loera. This Reel Pride member and volunteer made an 8-minute film about a lifelong love story between two Valley men.

We didn't have a chance to see this short film, but Rick Bentley did see two other films on the program:

Donald Munro

September 22, 2007 9:00 AM

"For the Bible Tells Me So" plays 4 p.m. Saturday at the Tower Theatre. Click here for the Reel Pride schedule.

Though this is touted as the Reel Pride documentary centerpiece, this average production isn't very impressively made or compelling. We visit the famed Bible verse in Leviticus that is used so often to justify the view that homosexuality is an "abomination" and then get lots of examples of other abominations that many Christians seem to conveniently ignore, such as not eating shrimp, mixing linen and wool or comingling your crops. (The use of "abomination" is explained as something that goes against ritual, not necessarily a condemnation.)

So far, so good. But the focus of this documentary remains fuzzy. It purports to tell a series of coming-out stories and their religious implications, including the story of Rep. Dick Gephardt's lesbian daughter. But the stories are scattered and the documentary never seems to build. By the time you get to the inclusion of the Rev. James Dobson, he just comes across as a easy target. Grade: C. (By Donald Munro)

What's your opinion? Click on the Comments button to add your own review.

Donald Munro

September 22, 2007 8:48 AM

"Through Thick and Thin" and "Freeheld" play 11 a.m. Saturday at the Tower Theatre. Click here for the Reel Pride schedule.

In "Through Thick and Thin," director Sebastian Cordoba misses a golden opportunity to shed some light on how immigration laws have torn apart gay couples. There are thousands of bi-national couples, where one partner is from another country, who are caught up in a stranglehold of red tape. The film focuses on a number of these couples. The problem is that Cordoba becomes too involved in telling us how good these people are. That's really not the point. The focus should have been on why the immigration laws are so strict when it comes to gay couples. This is a case where a documentarian becomes too attached to emotions and should have worked harder on the intellectual part of the arguments. That may come from the fact that Cordoba himself used to be in a bi-national relationship. That clouded the impartiality needed to tell this story fully. Grade: C- (By Rick Bentley)

We didn't have a chance to screen "Freeheld" before the festival, but director Jon Carroll says it's one of his favorites in the festival. Seen together with "Through Thick and Thin," it makes up a strong documentary program on the struggle same-sex couples face in a quest for equal rights.

What's your opinion? Click on the Comments button to add your own review.

Donald Munro

September 21, 2007 2:53 PM

elviolin.jpgAs if the Reel Pride gay and lesbian film festival isn't enough, there are two other options I highly recommend:

1. Sergei Babayan performs with the Fresno Philharmonic. Babayan, one of Fresno's favorite pianists, will perform Tchaikovsky's Second Piano Concerto. The orchestra also will play Dvorak's Three Slavonic Dances and Rimsky-Korsakov's "Schehrazade." Read my 7 story about the concert here.

2. The annual Tamejavi Festival, held Saturday at Radio Park adjacent to the Fresno Art Museum, will include music, art, film, food, poetry and dance, all around the theme of celebrating the Valley's rich cultural background. Here's what we ran in Friday's issue of 7 (scroll to the bottom). One of the highlights is an appearance by Francisco Vargas, director of the Mexican film "El Violin." He'll be here at 5:30 p.m. Saturday for a screening.

Donald Munro

September 21, 2007 1:38 PM

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Someone is always telling me about something they're going to start-up in town. And, according to them, it's always the best idea ever and it's the (fill in the blank) that is going to put Fresno on the map. After lots of fizzle and failure, I tend to get skeptical.

That in mind, I've been keeping tabs on the Smog City Roller Grrls, Fresno's homegrown roller derby team. I remember when they started a year-and-a-half ago as just someone's good idea. I remember when they played their first match. I remember when they made the move up to playing at the Fresno Fairgrounds.

On Saturday -- after drawing about 900 people to their last bout -- the Grrls are playing at the Fresno Convention and Entertainment Center. That's one of the biggest stages Fresno has to offer. And they're there in just 18 months.

Mike Oz

September 21, 2007 12:40 PM

Welcome to another week of Post No Bills, the biggest collection of Fresno fliers anywhere on the Web.

Each Friday, right here at The Beehive, we give you a peek at what's happening in Fresno and the Valley this weekend, next week and into the future.

Nothing to do in Fresno? Wrong. There's plenty. Just take a look at these options.

We don't discriminate -- all bands, performers, venues and DJs are welcome to share their cool fliers.

If you have something to contribute, e-mail me a link at mosegueda@fresnobee.com or just leave it below. Enjoy!

Mike Oz

September 21, 2007 12:39 PM

fourletterword.jpg"A Four Letter Word" plays 8:30 p.m. Friday at the Tower Theatre. Click here for the Reel Pride schedule.

Poorly written and vapid, this low-budget film is a clunker that struggles to fit the "raunchy fun-filled comedy" slot preceding the big gay party in the festival. When a party boy (a misdirected Jesse Archer) hooks up with a hunky suitor with a secret (Charlie David), will true love ensue? Or will the bad catty dialogue smother them like a Chelsea rent increase?

Subplots proliferate to an annoying degree, although a nice thread involving a multiracial couple mostly succeeds, and there's an obligatory yet cursory lesbian storyline that is thrown in to appeal to festival programmers. The acting is uneven with some borderline embarrassing amateur performances. The biggest problem is the directing. There isn't anything wrong with a good, raunchy Friday night party flick, but this one is slapdash. Even compared to the glut of teen-raunch flicks out there, it simply isn't up to feature-film standards. Grade: D+. (By Donald Munro)

What's your opinion? Click on the Comments button to add your own review.

Donald Munro

September 21, 2007 12:23 PM

uneautrefemme.jpg"Une autre Femme" plays 7 p.m. Friday at the Starline. Click here for the Reel Pride schedule.

When a French doctor abandons his family for a sex-change operation, he stays away for 10 years before venturing to see his wife and children. Nathalie Mann is terrific in the leading role as the morose Lea, whose quivering insecurities at the beginning of the film change to a stubborn determination to reconnect with her family.

Though there's a soap-opera cadence to the plot, particularly in regards to the ex-wife's relationship with the new man in her life, the film is most touching when Lea pines after her children. Mann is understated yet riveting, and she handles the physical as well as the emotional demands of the role with real finesse. This sturdy and well-produced French subtitled film eschews stereotypes in favor of an intense exploration of transgender identity and the impact on families. Grade: B. (By Donald Munro)

What's your opinion? Click on the Comments button to add your own review.

Donald Munro

September 21, 2007 12:04 PM

Thumbnail image for kateclinton.jpg"Kate Clinton: 25th Anniversary Tour" plays 6:30 p.m. Friday at the Tower Theatre. Click here for the Reel Pride schedule.

This documentary about one of the pioneering lesbian comics has a cherished leading-lady feel, but make no mistake: The newly bottle-blond Kate Clinton is not in doddering, toast-to-the-past mode. She's as feisty (and occasionally coarse) as ever, mixing her pointed political commentary with raucous observations about the contemporary scene. The war in Iraq is a prominent target, but Clinton's bite is wide- ranging, and some of her funniest bits play off the everyday stuff of lesbian life.

The 60-minute documentary includes a couple of long sets from the comic's 25th- anniversary tour. Off-stage interviews are sandwiched between, including a rare glimpse of Clinton's partner of 18 years, Urvashi Vaid. It would have been nice to get a little more sense of the private side of Clinton, not only in terms of her background but also just regular life. Director Andrea Meyerson's camera never achieves fly-on-the-wall status, and there's little sense of a documentary adventure -- just a nice, easy-going romp. Grade: B-. (By Donald Munro)

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Donald Munro

September 20, 2007 10:51 PM

In Friday's issue of 7 I talk with Philip Bryan, director of the Aithon Theatre Company production of "True West," which opens Friday night and continues for two performances Saturday at Veterans Memorial Auditorium. Here's a continuation of the interview:

You never see the father on stage, but he's an important character. Talk about him.

The Father is an underlined character in "True West". You never see him physically but as you get to know him through stories and the brothers themselves. The direction I chose for the brothers to follow on the subject of their father was to see themselves not as two separate people but as one whole person, their father. Throughout the show you see actions that Lee and Austin coincide with stories about their father and even more obvious moments when the brothers comment about it. So, my decision was to have my actors see themselves as th! e choices that their father could have made, each one having made the opposite choice, leading them to where they are at the beginning of the play. Then through the countless scenes of dialogue and self realizations you find out that not matter which choices they make they will wound up in some desert sooner or later. The father symbolize the brother and in return they symbolize him. The hopelessness of fate, loneliness and self-destruction which each brother fears drive each one to help their father, to help themselves.

Donald Munro

September 20, 2007 3:05 PM

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"Nina's Heavenly Delights" plays 8:30 p.m. Thursday at the Tower Theatre. Click here for the Reel Pride schedule.

The magical, warm-hearted "Nina's Heavenly Delights," my top pick of this year's Reel Pride festival, mixes two distinctive cultures: the tangy taste of Indian curry and the crisp energy of a thick Scottish brogue. The result is a happy food movie that simmers into a pleasing love story between two lasses.

Director Pratibha Parmar revels in the sights and smells of an Indian kitchen as she tells the story of Nina (a sparkling Shelley Conn), a rebellious daughter who isn't yet out of the closet to her immigrant family in Glasgow -- but is enough of a rebel to have already avoided the marriage they've arranged for her. When her beloved father dies, Nina comes back from London after a three-year absence to help pick up the pieces. She's shocked to learn that the family's top-rated restaurant is about to be sold to a competitor even before Glasgow's hard-fought curry competition is held.

Donald Munro

September 20, 2007 2:02 PM

bears.jpg"Bears" plays 6 p.m. Thursday at the Tower Theatre. Click here for the Reel Pride schedule.

If you're in the mood to see a real movie star at Reel Pride, look no farther than the documentary "Bears," which prominently features one of Fresno's own. The big and hairy Larry Carpenter, who won the title "Mr. Golden State Bear 2004," went on to compete in the Olympics of beardom: the annual International Bear Rendezvous in San Francisco. He's one of the contestants followed in this account of the contest.

If you haven't figured it out already, a "bear" is a term in the gay community that refers to large, hirsute fellows who revel in their girth and hairiness. In this amiable documentary, director Marc Klasfeld captures not just a sense of an annual bear "beauty" contest but also a tight-knit community.

Donald Munro

September 20, 2007 11:28 AM

realworldfresnonew.jpgIt's been a while since we checked in with Trisha over on MTV's "Real World: Sydney." She's been a non-factor in the last few episodes, but this week Trisha unleashed her inner Fresno on her housemates with some good ol' self-righteous ranting and raving.

We start as Trisha is having this big inner struggle about being both a Christian and a party girl, 'cause, ya know, you can't drink while at church. Then she gets this e-mail from her dad telling her to do God's work out in Australia and reform all the sinners.

So the gang is off at a pier and Trisha hears a church song she likes, starts crying and eventually makes a fuss about how she can't go to Sydney's Gay Mardi Gras. WWJD, right? Certainly not get trashed with the gays.

Mike Oz

September 20, 2007 9:30 AM

LoisLane.jpgShe stood behind Dave's shoulder, clad in a yellow two-piece bathing suit and gawking at a genie in a glass bottle.

I recognized her immediately, and pointed out the young woman to Dave (Allread, owner of Heroes comics store here in Fresno).

Lois Lane. Just as I remembered her. Lois Lane #78, to be precise. Cover date August 1967. Carefully bagged and hanging on the store's wall.

I owned a copy of LL #78 when the issue was new. Thirty years ago, and I'm sure that, until Wednesday, I hadn't seen the book since then. Man. Elementary school. Sprawled across my Snoopy bedspread, reading the exploits of the Legion and Superman and Lois and Jimmy Olsen (Supes' pals had their own titles then).

Did I snatch up this blast from the past? No. It's price, while modest, strained my weekly comics bud. Still, what a fun little moment.

How about y'all? Are there comics you've stumbled across (or, bless you, still own) that stir memories of younger years, or of the start of your funny-book fever? Share.

So, then. My Five this week.

Jody Murray

September 20, 2007 9:08 AM

The Reel Pride folks picked a fine opening-night film for the festival with "Shelter," a coming-of-age, surfer-themed drama with a lot of crowd appeal. I talked to director Jonah Markowitz and producer JD Disalvatore after the film and learned a little more about this promising title.

Where it's played before: "Shelter" is in the middle of making the rounds of the gay film festival circuit. So far it's played at the Frameline festival in San Francisco, Outfest in Los Angeles, Philadelphia, Vancouver, Colorado Springs and now Fresno. It's garnered a lot of positive strokes so far, including winning the audience awards at Outfest and Vancouver. Markowitz says the film will travel to about 20 festivals before its theatrical release.

Donald Munro

September 19, 2007 8:31 PM

carriebignew-copy.jpgIt's official, ladies. The Sex and the City movie is a go.

Here are the first pictures of Carrie, Mr. Big and Carrie's first stupid fashion accessory - an Eiffel Tower-shaped handbag - on the set of the Sex and the City movie.

The movie opens May 30, 2008, giving you 8 months to practice having sex like a man, find new places to wear your oversized fabric flowers, and ask yourself rhetorical, nonsensical questions like: "I couldn't help but wonder - in a time when watching 21-year olds emerge pantyless from luxury vehicles is considered the height of Hollywood glamor, what place do four nearly 50-year old women drinking and sleeping their way through Manhattan have in the American zeitgeist?"

Heather

September 19, 2007 4:24 PM

reelpridelogo.pngFresno's biggest film festival gets under way tonight, and my colleague Rick Bentley gave the opening film, "The Shelter," a really good review. (We'll be running separate capsule reviews for each day's films here on the Beehive; we're hoping folks will write their own reviews by clicking the Comment link for each film.) Tonight's festivities at the Reel Pride gay and lesbian film festival include a VIP party beforehand for members and sponsors at Bobby Salazar. Theater doors open at 7, and the film starts at 7:30. Following the screening,the Opening Night Gala will be held in the Reel Pride Pavilion behind the Tower.

Scheduled to appear tonight are a bunch of folks from the film, including the producers, directors and cast. Yep, it'll be just like a Hollywood premiere: You can watch the movie and afterward have a drink with the stars.

What can you expect if you've never attended opening night at Reel Pride before? A big, boisterous, welcoming crowd that includes a big swath of society -- gay, straight, women, men, young, old, rich, not so rich. You'll find film snobs and lovers of cinematic trash, and everyone in between. It's a great place to see a movie, especially a comedy, because the audience becomes an integral part of the experience.

Donald Munro

September 19, 2007 1:52 PM

87878729.jpgAfter a judge ordered Britney to cool it with the drugs and alcohol, Britney took his words to heart and made a positive life change.

If you believe any of that, you're reading the wrong blog. No, seriously - flee. Go make yourself a cup of tea and curl up with a Ladies Home Journal.

Britney of course celebrated the judge's public bitch-slapping with a night out at the clubs. To her credit, though, it appears she did try to convince the world she was serious by putting on a pair of glasses and going for an innocent ice cream earlier in the day.

Can I get all literary and crap for a second? Britney's fake glasses have inspired me.

David Sedaris, in his book Me Talk Pretty One Day, has an essay called "I almost saw this girl get killed." It's about the time he went to a French fair and one of the midway rides broke down leaving a girl suspended high in the air, ready to plunge to her death save for a strap holding her in. As a crowd of fairgoers gathers to view the spectacle, Sedaris alternately deals with wishing something would happen so he'd have a good story to tell at dinner parties, and loathing himself for being the person who would wish something like that.

Get it? Girl barely hanging on = Britney, Sedaris = me sort of wishing Britney would just lose it already so I can blog about it, and Crowd Gathered = you, waiting to be entertained.

Damn, that's deep. Britney's right - thinking is overrated. Time for a nap.

Heather

September 19, 2007 1:49 PM

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"Shelter" plays 7:30 p.m. Wednesday at the Tower Theatre. Click here for the Reel Pride schedule.

Zach (Trevor Wright) is caught in the middle of numerous conflicting worlds. The recent high school graduate longs to study art but knows there are family commitments that keep him mired in his mundane life in San Pedro. He's also trying to deal with a sister who has put her new love before his nephew.

And then there is Zach's sexual confusion. He struggles with an on-again/off-again love affair with his girlfriend Tori. Shaun (Brad Rowe), the openly gay older brother of Zach's best friend finally helps provide some of the answers.

It would have been easy for this film to dwell on one of the multiple emotional levels. But director Jonah Markowitz uses solid acting and a well-paced script to give each emotional strata equal time. Grade: B+. (By Rick Bentley)

What's your opinion? Click on the Comments button to add your own review.

Donald Munro

September 19, 2007 1:23 PM


I was supposed to see Amy Winehouse this weekend in San Francisco, but, as you well know, that mess was canceled when Amy went off her rocker.

I was hoping Amy would get her act together in time to reschedule, but... you know, I'll just let the following pictures, taken in the past week, speak for themselves.

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Heather

September 19, 2007 11:59 AM

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The numbers are out and it wasn't even close. Kanye West crushed 50 Cent and Kenny Chesney in the Sept. 11 album release race.

West's "Graduation" moved 957,000 units in its first week, according to Nielsen SoundScan. "Curtis" sold 691,000 while Chesney's "Just Who I Am: Poets & Pirates" tallied 387,000.

Considering the staggering state the music industry is in, 957,000 is an astounding number. It was the highest first week in two years, since -- coincidentally 50's "The Massacre" sold 1.1. million in 2005. The last album to break 800K? Kanye's "Late Registration."

Mike Oz

September 19, 2007 10:37 AM

KIDNATION.JPGI was wrong. But in my defense, many of you probably had the same thoughts.

When "The Littlest Groom" came on, it seemed like the reality show trend had reached the very bottom of the slimy pit of entertainment. You don't remember the show? Consider yourself lucky. It was about a vertically-challenged man who had women of his height and those of average size competing for his love.

Then there was a new low. That was the moment on "Flavor of Love" when one of the women trying to earn the love of Flavor Flav was so moved she had a bowel movement on the floor.

But those shows pale in comparison to the new CBS series "Kid Nation." It debuts at 8 p.m. tonight.


The "Lord of the Flies" idea behind this reality show has 40 children living on their own for 40 days in a New Mexico ghost town. In this case, living on their own means while surrounded by camera crews that document the efforts of the children to form a viable society.

Tom Forman, the Fagin, better known as executive producer, of the show says, "The kids woke up whenever they wanted and went to bed whenever they wanted, and that was part of our commitment when we came up with this idea and decided to do it. A large adult safety net was there to make sure that if anything happened we had a contingency plan in place."

The crew just sat back and watched while these children -- ages 8-15 -- cooked, cleaned and dealt with life without their parents. The show was shot in New Mexico where the filming laws were so lax the program was produced during a school year but there was no need to have a tutor on the set.

Forman goes on to say about his young cast that "They are, if nothing else, incredibly honest. They tell you what they think. They tell you how they feel. If they are sad, they cry. If they have a crush on someone, they talk about it. If they're jealous or angry, they fight. It's everything that's best about human beings and, at times, worst, because they really do -- they just don't censor themselves."

And cameras rolled as some children expressed an interest to go home. Any child was allowed to leave when they wanted. But the emotional moments were all filmed. Money will be made off the pain and suffering of children.

How is this not any different than slave labor? You want to make an adult eat a bug to win a prize, be my guest. Adults should at least have enough sense to say yes or no. But these kids were put in this position by their parents. Many of the parents are now saying they had no idea exactly what was going to happen. And they think that makes it better? It is every parents duty to know EXACTLY what they are allowing their child to do. Stupidity is not a defense.

This is a vile idea for a program even by reality show standards. The Federal Communications Commission gets all bent out of shape when a four-letter word is broadcast. How is that worse than allowing adults to profit off the sweat and tears of children?

Shame on the show's producers. Shame on CBS. Shame on any advertiser who buys commercial time. Shame on you if you watch.

Rick Bentley

September 18, 2007 7:56 PM

12812626-12812628-large.jpgThe judge presiding over the custody case between Britney Spears and Kevin Federline has decided, after hours of testimony on both sides, that Britney is a "habitual, frequent and continuous" user of alcohol and controlled substances. The rest of the world decided this months ago, when we saw pictures of her shaving her head, beating on a car with an umbrella, and you know - just walking around being herself. Welcome aboard, Judge - this train left the station long ago.

Los Angeles Superior Court Commissioner Scott Gordon has ruled that:

  • Britney must undergo twice-weekly random drug and alcohol testing
  • Britney must meet with a parenting coach 8 hours a week so that her parenting style can be evaluated
  • Neither Britney nor Kevin may consume alcohol or non-prescription controlled substances at least 12 hours prior to being with their children
  • Britney and Kevin must attend joint co-parenting counseling, and neither party can make derogatory remarks about the other to the children
  • Neither Britney nor Kevin can use corporal punishment on the kids.

So essentially the judge is asking Britney and KFed to stop being white trash immediately. Getting drunk and beating on your kids? Really, Britney? If your kids are bugging you that much, get one of your hired entourage to take them to McDonald's. Or, you know - someplace you don't hang out every day so you won't run into them.

Should we start taking bets on who cracks first? I got $20 bucks that says Britney messes up rules 1, 3 and 4 by noon tomorrow. Any takers?

Heather

September 18, 2007 4:33 PM

TVpreview.jpgThere's a long list of new shows premiering this month on the five major networks.

ABC is spinning off "Grey's Anatomy," as well as a Geico commercial.

NBC is slicing two new Monday night pieces ("Chuck," "Journeyman") to make a "Heroes" sandwich.

Three of Fox's new offerings are of the reality variety.

CBS is banking on the appeal of Hugh Jackman and Jimmy Smits to stake its claim to Sunday and Tuesday nights.

And the CW is selling its soul to the devil for a chance to compete with "House" and "Dancing With the Stars."

To get a better sense of how the actors and reality participants feel about their new gigs, check out FresnoBee.com's
Click for multimedia INTERACTIVE TV SCHEDULE to hear audio from reporter Rick Bentley's trip to the television critics' association July gathering in Los Angeles.

Will

September 18, 2007 3:31 PM


killing_poster.jpgIn my Sunday Spotlight column I write that one of the cultural highlights this week is the annual performance of the San Francisco Mime Troupe. You might remember this highly energetic (and highly political) theater company from its performances at Roeding Park. This year, the venue is different. The company will perform 6:30 p.m. Thursday at the Roosevelt High School Auditorium. Tickets cost $20 general, $10 low-income, $5 students and veterans.

The company also will offer a Youth Theater Workshop 1-4 p.m. Wednesday. This educational component is a significant part of the Mime Troupe's work, writes local organizer Camille Russell.

Just what can you expect from the Mime Troupe's performance? According to the company:

The SFMT delights in savaging the norms of mainstream American theater, with its naturalistic values, its emphasis on personal (or at most family) psychology, its settings confined to living rooms and patios. We admire the depths reached by 20th-century realism, but we also think it sanctions social inaction. Our characters are individuals but they are also members of social classes: conscious or unconscious participants in the unending wars over land and power and wealth which drive human history.


Donald Munro

September 18, 2007 1:35 PM

You're probably wondering how Katherine Heigl, who won the Emmy Sunday night for overacting playing Izzie Stevens on "Grey's Anatomy," celebrated her tremendous honor the next day, right?

By sucking on a cigarette in front of a horde of paparazzi camped out at the Ivy, that's how.
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Sexy. Very, very sexy. Plus, classy, sophisticated and not at all scuzzy. Just don't try this at home, kids. You couldn't pull off this kind of glamor on your best day.

Heather

September 18, 2007 1:25 PM

stoneface3.preview.jpgBlarggh. That's the word. I hope you weren't expecting anything more clever than that.

Friends don't let friends over-Botox, and clearly Sharon Stone (seen at right, in case you didn't recognize her) has no friends.

Demi Moore has a friend, though - a hot (debatable) young stallion (again, ehhh...) named Ashton Kutcher, who's been parked in her stable ever since he saw Demi rise out of the ocean in Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle like a plastic, shiny, gravel-voiced Venus.

Heather

September 18, 2007 12:40 PM

braveone3.jpgA reader writes:

I enjoy reading your reviews. However, as a former English major who appreciated your analysis of The Brave One, your failure to rate its "Entertainment Quotient" does harm to the credibility of your alphabetical "Critical Rating" (C+) rating and your intellectual presentation. Re entertainment value, The Brave One is at least an A-and you know it. Try sitting back and enjoying the movies more.

In a way that critics use the dual DVD movie and DVD content ratings, please consider adding an alphabetical (and + and -) "Entertainment Rating" to the Bee's "Critical Rating" reviews. Name it what you like. You will have people saying, "Bullshit" and "He doesn't know what he's talking about" a lot less.

My response: This might come as a shock, but in my mind I don't separate my "entertainment" and "critical" ratings. They're the same thing. If I give a silly movie such as "Hot Rod" a B, it's because I genuinely enjoyed it and thought it was entertaining. If I knock a grim revenge flick such as "The Brave One" and give it a C+, it's because I thought it less than competently filled its movie mission and didn't think it was very entertaining.


Donald Munro

September 18, 2007 11:33 AM

Today, the top Multimedia story on FresnoBee.com is a video about the school teacher/mixed martial arts fighter Michelle Maher. The video was shot and edited by staff photographer Tomas Ovalle. It's a human interest story combining photos and video footage about a woman who loves taking down opponents in the ring as much as building up the children in her classroom.

Check it out:

Will

September 17, 2007 5:09 PM

A David Lee Roth-fronted Van Halen is officially Fresno-bound, performing at Save Mart Center on Nov. 29. Tickets will go on sale at 10 a.m. Saturday, costing $49.50, $79.50 & $149.50.

We talked about the probability of a Fresno date a few weeks ago, but now it's a lock. Official word from the Save Mart Center came over e-mail this afternoon. In honor of the news, here's a clip of "Panama" from the band's final rehearsal before hitting the road.

Mike Oz

September 16, 2007 10:20 PM

EMMY.JPGThe "59th Primetime Emmy Awards" are now in the books. This is the first time in my life I have ever advocated burning books. From a forgettable hosting stint by Ryan Seacrest to awards that made as much as scene as CBS executives thinking "Kid Nation" will be a hit, this was an Emmys to pretend never happened.

Maybe it was a dream. Please someone wake me up. "30 Rock" could not have been named best comedy. Alec Baldwin is the only funny part of the show and he did not win. The win by NBC's "30 Rock" makes the dream about being in front of a class, naked and without your homework seem rather tame.

If only that was the only bad moment.

Let's start with Seacrest. Simon Cowell needed to show up to tell the Emmy host that "There are parasites that are better hosts than you. Your attempts at comedy make tragedy look funny." Seacrest joked that the Shrine Auditorium was filled with 6,000 people who all passed on hosting. Wasn't there a homeless man outside the Los Angeles facility who could have taken the job? He would have been better.

Ray Romano has lost his mind in the two years he has been off the air. The "Everybody Loves Raymond" star offered such a foul joke during the early moments of the show, the audio vanished for a few moments. Sadly, it came back. Later Romano's former co-star Brad Garrett took the stage to make the joke that he would be and his "'Til Death" co-star Joely Fisher would star in "Bury My Head Between Your Knees." Then they traded jokes about her breasts. So much for paying respect to actors.

The only good thing about the show being held in a theater-in-the-round setting was that there was no place to hide a firing squad. Some of the comedy bits would have been killed to put viewers out of their misery.

All of the talk in the Fox pre-Emmy show, a program that was a technical nightmare, was that Britney Spears was to make an appearance. She was to apologize for her painfully bad performance at the "Video Music Awards." You know an awards show has reached an all-time low when an appearance by Spears would have raised the bar.

Rick Bentley

September 14, 2007 4:30 PM

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  • Sloth loves Chunk (and you): For tonight's showing of "The Goonies" at Movies in the Park, Randell Widner will be in attendance to sign autographs. He backed up John Matuszak as the stunt-double for Sloth Fratelli. Apparently Widner, who lives in Prather, has the Sloth head/mask/whatever and is bringing it with him. It starts at 6 p.m. and is free.
  • Check out REI: The new REI location opened today at River Park. Swing by and check it out -- ya know, if you can find parking.
  • Art & Tats: Sugarhill and Red Wave Tattoo are celebrating the grand opening of their new adjacent locations on the Southwest corner of Blackstone and Minarets with a free art and music show at 6 p.m. Saturday.

Mike Oz

September 14, 2007 2:22 PM

1. Last chance with the Bard. This is the last weekend for free outdoor Shakespeare at Woodward Park. Vanessa Pereda and Jay Felix lead an enthusiastic cast in "The Taming of the Shrew." Read my earlier entry about this fast-paced show.

2. Think about the war. Perhaps it's not the subject with which you want to relax this weekend, but the documentary "No End in Sight" has gotten a lot of attention as an important recap of the U.S. invasion of Iraq. I didn't get a chance to screen this movie before it opened in the Fresno market today, but you can read the Miami Herald review that we ran in Friday's issue of 7.

Donald Munro

September 14, 2007 12:38 PM

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Welcome to another week of Post No Bills, the biggest collection of Fresno fliers anywhere on the Web.

Each Friday, right here at The Beehive, we give you a peek at what's happening in Fresno and the Valley this weekend, next week and into the future. Nothing to do in Fresno? Wrong. There's plenty. Just take a look at these options.

We don't discriminate -- all bands, performers, venues and DJs are welcome to share their cool fliers. If you have something to contribute, e-mail me a link at mosegueda@fresnobee.com or just leave it below. Enjoy!

Mike Oz

September 14, 2007 10:16 AM

This strays a little from the culture beat, but file it under Quality of Life issues in Fresno. In Thursday's Bee, reporter Sanford Nax writes about a proposed six-story apartment building in the Fig Garden area. The 349-unit complex is proposed immediately east of Fig Garden Financial Center. Predictably, the Not in My Backyard crowd is already yammering about the project. One local resident, Waymon Kissler, condemned the project:

The size. The height. The traffic. I'm opposed to the preposterousness of it all.
I'll tell you what's preposterous: The way this city builds out instead of up, gobbling up ag land, foisting subdivisions on parts of town that don't have the infrastructure to support them, creating even more sprawl. What's your vision of the Valley for the next 30 years: cookie-cutter developments marching all the way to the Sierra with Los Angeles-style traffic and pollution to match? Or intelligent mixed-used planning that increases population in the city core? We have to realize we're a city, not a bedroom community. Fresno has to grow up in more ways than one.


Donald Munro

September 13, 2007 4:06 PM

You should be watching "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia." Take my word on it. It's offensive. It's wrong. It's downright hilarious. It's everything a cable comedy should be. What they get away with on that show shocks even me sometimes -- and that's pretty tough to do.

Let's put it this way: There's an episode where a couple of the characters choose to get addicted to crack. There's another where one of the guys has sex with his friend's mom -- then the rest of the episode is spent pursuing more mom-sex.

The third season premieres tonight on FX. Entertainment Weekly's Popwatch blog has a nice list of 10 reasons you should be watching. Take the advice that I took from a friend last year -- watch "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia."

Mike Oz

September 13, 2007 3:52 PM

In Friday's 7 section I write about the upcoming performance of the Georgian State Dance Company, which plays 2 p.m. Sunday at the Saroyan Theatre. Here's a good link to more information and photos of this dynamic group.

Check out video of the dancers:

Donald Munro

September 13, 2007 2:07 PM

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Did you know that on this day ...

And did you know today also marks the glorious birth of The Beehive's own H-Mac, Heather McLane? We think she's 22.

Some of her celebrity friends have already reached out to The Beehive to offer their best wishes:

Mike Oz

September 13, 2007 12:26 PM

hookwinked.gifThree-day weekends are a bugger. They push New Comics Day from Wednesday to Thursday. Totally throws off my circadian reading rhythms. I actually walked into Heroes on Wednesday last week, following Labor Day weekend, only to face knowing smirks from behind the counter as I saw the empty shelves where the new releases would be.

So. This week. All is as it should be. Kind of like the 24-hour effects of Red Kryptonite wearing off. Man. Those '60s Superman comics of the Julius Schwartz era were such a romp, filled with gimmickry and long exposition and Suspicious Lois and *gasp* and *choke.* Where are the homages to that goofy stuff? Kirby gets wonderful fan love with Godland, but those Supes books in which Clark winks at you in the last panel? Nilch.

Ah, well. Onward. Here's My Five from this week. Remember, I have a pulpit here, but not a soapbox. Please chime in with Your Five, or your thoughts about My Five or His/Her Five.

Fables #65 (Vertigo) Another favorite from my pull list. Writer Bill Willingham and artist Mark Buckingham paint on a broad canvas, using characters of fable, fairy tale and myth in a modern-day, PG-13 battle of good vs. evil. And, um, the Big Bad is Geppetto and one of most powerful good guys is the gingerbread-house witch from "Hansel and Gretel." In this issue, the witch rocks us with a new perspective on the grand tussle, and Flycatcher (the Frog Prince) leads a group of once-dead Fables (including Bluebeard and Shere Khan the tiger) on a royal quest. Stuff of legend, indeed.

Jody Murray

September 13, 2007 11:58 AM

We're doing something a little different on the podcast this week. It's all about touring bands on their way to Fresno. We're talking about a variety of upcoming shows and giving you quick music samples. It's 20 minutes well worth it. Promise!

LISTEN/DOWNLOAD

In this episode we:

Mike Oz

September 13, 2007 11:24 AM

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UPDATE: So who went to the show last night? How was it? Leave your reviews ....

From 9/12: Prices have been cut for tonight's Velvet Revolver/Alice in Chains show at Selland Arena. Ten bucks can get you in. Top ticket prices are now $29.50. Those are down from the original $29.50 and $49.50.

If you missed it in yesterday's paper, check out my interview with guitarist Slash.

He's worth $10 alone, don't ya think?

Mike Oz

September 13, 2007 8:43 AM

We're giving you a sneak peek at some concerts coming this way in the next week. Just check the videos below. If you like what you see, hit the show ...

This Charming Band - Suedehead

This Charming Band is a Smiths/Morrissey tribute band that's performing Saturday night at Club Fred.

Mike Oz

September 12, 2007 4:23 PM

Let's take a look at a few local musicians who are getting love outside of Fresno:

Mike Oz

September 12, 2007 1:56 PM

donald.JPGThere are just three more performances of Woodward Shakespeare Festival's fast-paced production of "The Taming of the Shrew," which rolls by so quickly you'll be out of the theater quicker than you can say "Why are the men wearing diapers?"

I've gotten some interesting comments on the show. One reader wrote last week:

Was every performance like last night's or were they trying to make up for lost time because of the theft delay? Never have Shakespeare's words been spoken with such speed! Could hardly understand a bit of it, except Vanessa's part.

I have to admit I was stumped. What's a "theft delay"?

Donald Munro

September 12, 2007 12:12 PM

There's been speculation in local museum circles that Kathleen Monaghan, executive director of the Fresno Metropolitan Museum, was about to step down from that job.

For one thing, she put her Fresno home up for sale and recently sold it.

But Monaghan, who became the museum's administrative leader in 1999, said Wednesday that she's not leaving. Not at the end of the year. Not next spring. No time frame.

Tom Becker

September 12, 2007 9:25 AM

Channel 47 anchor arrested in DUI case

"Breath tests for Susie Frankeberger, 44, a noon anchorwoman on KGPE, Channel 47, showed a blood-alcohol content of 0.32% and 0.31% when she was arrested Sunday night in north Fresno, said Jeff Cardinale, a police spokesman. The legal blood-alcohol level in California is 0.08%."

Mike Oz

September 11, 2007 5:07 PM

I know this probably won't stop your whining 'bout the whole MTV thing, but I, for one, think the new video is dope. I don't got any trophies to give you, but I'll post it on my blog. (Warning: Language NSFW)

Mike Oz

September 11, 2007 7:35 AM

britney_spears_vma_091007_09.jpgSo you're Britney Spears and you just embarrassed yourself in front of a few million kids on national television everyone in the world who owns a computer. How do you recover?

Take the focus off your downward-spiraling career and put it back where it belongs: right smack dab in the middle of your Ashton Kutcher.

Yes, young mother-of-two, former pop idol, current trainwreck and possible zombie, Britney Spears was photographed after her disastrous VMA appearance flashing the cat to a bunch of squatting photographers as she exited a car she was riding in with her brother.

Yes, I know where to find the uncensored pictures. No, I'm not going to tell you. I respect what you and I have here too much to do that to you. To us.

Heather

September 10, 2007 11:20 PM

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It feels like election day, doesn't it? For the first time in a long time, music stores (or Web sites, as the case may be) will be buzzing on new-release day. It's all for the showdown between Kanye, Curtis and Kenny.

That's Kanye West, 50 Cent and Kenny Chesney -- all of whom have new albums hitting stores on Tuesday. The drama is whose album will be No. 1, Kanye's "Graduation," 50 Cent's "Curtis" or Chesney's "Just Who I Am: Poets & Pirates." Kanye and 50 have had a tiff in the press and Chesney has popped up to say, "Hey, what about me?"

So who's it going to be, folks?

  1. Which CD people will you buy?
  2. After listening, what did you think of it? Worth the money?
  3. Who will be No. 1 on the charts?

I'll start: I will buy "Graduation." I heard the leak -- and it's great -- but I still think Chesney will debut at No. 1.

Mike Oz

September 10, 2007 10:12 PM

Surprise_In_A_Box.jpgRemember a couple of months ago when you couldn't get a particularly catchy ditty about a certain part of the male anatomy out of your head? Well, apparently Emmy voters couldn't either because that little SNL skit featuring Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg won an Emmy over the weekend. No, seriously.

It's funny to read how news organizations and the more - ahem - respectable gossip sites, eager to appear hip to the youngsters, are trying to present the news. After all, the title of the skit contains a Bad Word.

CNN.com and Fox News are both calling it "(Bleep) in a Box."
People is calling it "D--- in a Box."
US Weekly is working the underscore with "D__ in a Box."
TMZ likes the asterisks: "D**k in a Box."
And then there's the BBC - not afraid to shoot from the hip. So to speak.

Heather

September 10, 2007 4:02 PM

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My day Friday started with this voicemail from an older-sounding lady: "Pat Hill looks like he swallowed a billy goat and left its tail hanging out."

Not the response I expected from Friday's column about my apathy toward Fresno State athletics. I figured I'd probably get death threats. Seriously.

As the calls and e-mails kept rolling in, I got some of what I expected: "You shouldn't be talking s**t. Go back to the Bay Area, you moron." But here we are, on Monday, and the anti-Bulldog sentiment is still trumping the Red Wave. I'm surprised. With that, enjoy this installment of my mailbag:

Mike Oz

September 10, 2007 7:57 AM

Look to the right. Is that a face you'd take a punch for?
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It is if you're Tommy Lee and Kid Rock. Last night at the VMAs a fight broke out between Pamela Anderson's ex-husbands, who happened to be seated mere tables away from each other. Maybe it had to do with this picture, taken at the show, of Pam and Tommy reliving their straight-to-video magic. Maybe it had to do with staking claim as king of White Trash Mountain. Or maybe, as Jamie Foxx suggested, it was merely another instance of white-on-white crime.

Whatever the cause, thankfully the result lives on film. Some eagle-eyed paparazzo was able to get video of the scuffle, posted here. The incident isn't the knock-down-drag-out fight you'd hope to see between these two titans of class - Kid doesn't even lose the cigar from his nasty mouth - but it was enough to get Kid Rock cited by the Las Vegas Police Department for misdemeanor battery.

And it was still only the second-worst crime committed in the evening:idlyitwbsbanner.jpg

Heather

September 9, 2007 8:55 PM

This picture was taken at a pre-VMA party, well before Britney brought her special kind of suck back to MTV.

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It's almost like Diddy knew...

Heather

September 9, 2007 7:46 PM

_42444350_skull_getty203.jpgDuring tonight's MTV Video Music Awards, Shia LaBeouf graciously took the focus off Fergie's face while presenting Female Artist of the Year when he gave away the title of the upcoming Indiana Jones movie: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.

Hmm.

I don't really know what to think about this. I mean - Raiders of the Lost Ark. Temple of Doom. The Last Crusade. Those are some pretty legendary titles.

Kingdom of the Crystal Skull sort of sounds like it's going to feature Muppets.

Heather

September 9, 2007 7:14 PM

So tonight Britney Jean Spears made her return to the world of performing gyrating and lip-synching at the MTV Video Music Awards in Las Vegas. There has been a considerable amount of hype about this return to the public stage ever since Britney leaked a couple of her new tracks two weeks ago.

Also adding to the hype machine was her well-publicized time spent with Criss Angel, who claimed that he was merely helping the little songbird with her VMA act. Apparently "illusionist" means the same thing as "liar" because there is no evidence of Criss Angel's handiwork to be seen in Britney's performance.

There also is no evidence of any time or effort put into it, either. Britney's love of late nights at the club and Taco Bell have taken a seriously toll on her energy level, as you can see in the following video when one of the backup dancers has to heave Britney up onto the riser so she can stand still, sway and barely keep her eyes open to the music.

Watch for the crowd reactions, too - at one point you can see 50 Cent looking around in a state of bewilderment, mouth slightly ajar, wondering if the performance is the biggest prank Punk'd has ever put on.

For someone whose career hangs in the balance, you'd think Britney would have have put some stank on it. As with all things Britney, though, this performance simply stunk.

(Ugh. You see what's she done? She's making me suck, too. No more Britney posts for awhile. I need my mojo back.)

Heather

September 8, 2007 5:13 PM

In my Sunday Spotlight column I write about the renovation of the Severance Building in the Tower District. If you'd like to read more about the history of the building, check out this story that ran in The Bee in 1986.

On the jump you'll find several photos of the newly renovated building provided by owners Julie Ann Keller and Chris Campbell. The bottom floor, which used to have a large apartment, has been turned into studio space. The second story performance space features a new floor and updated options for lighting and sound.

Donald Munro

September 7, 2007 4:00 PM

adventure.jpgI'm unabashedly proud to say I've been reading comic books since Mom agreed to shell out 12 cents for a copy of Adventure Comics from the spinning rack at the Apple Valley mom-and-pop store. I was in first grade and could barely follow the words, but the pictures ... woof.

All those adventures of Superboy, Superman and the Legion have long since passed out of my hands. But they've been happily replaced by a few thousand bagged-and-boarded books currently in my garage.

So, enough with the resume. Let's talk comics.

Each week (usually on Thursday; New Comics Day was delayed this week because of the three-day weekend), I'll list here My Five -- the best of the newly purchased batch. The emphasis is on My; I'm not proclaiming these the Very Best Off the Comic Shop Shelf. My tastes, impeccable as they may be, aren't the same as yours. And that's OK. Really.

So, after reading My Five, please share Your Five. Come on. Bring it. We're proud comic-book fans, yeah? Let the inner (or outer) fanboy/girl shine through.

All right, then. Onward.

Y: The Last Man #58 (Vertigo): My favorite title. The undisputed champ, especially since Strangers in Paradise ended its run earlier this year. The book follows Yorick Brown, a goofball and amateur escape artist who becomes the last dude on the planet when something wipes out all the other male mammals. From the outset, writer Brian K. Vaughan had planned the title to run for 60 issues, so we're on the final stretch. And what a finishing kick, right in the soft places -- this issue had fans burning up the forum at Vaughan's BKV.TV site. Easily one of the most emotionally wrenching issues of the run. With two to go.

Jody Murray

September 7, 2007 3:32 PM

scheid%20corporeal.jpg Whoa there, arts people: Anne Scheid is GOOD. I've known this for years, but it becomes hit-you-over-the-head obvious when you walk into her new show at Gallery 25. (It helps that she's paired with another fine artist, Stephanie Ryan.) Scheid's new show, "Earthbody," is a moody and moving combo of virtuoso drawing talent along with a potent ability to connect emotionally with a viewer.

Gallery 25, therefore, gets my nod as top pick for September's art scene.

I also recommend the Timberline group exhibition at the Chris Sorensen Studio, which means you don't have to drive all the way to Oakhurst to see one of the best cooperative galleries in the Valley.

And for places to see and be seen, the new Frank Arnold studio is certainly a contender.

Donald Munro

September 7, 2007 1:21 PM

GRAMMER.JPGThe 2007-2008 television season officially launches Sept. 10. Don't get that excited. It will be weeks or months before all of the new shows get on the air. It will also be weeks or months before new episodes of returning shows begin.

I will tell you that the first episode of the Fox series "Prison Break" is brutal to watch. Yes, it is a show about prison. And there is nothing pleasant about that. But this year, "Prison Break" is set in a Panama prison that is the toilet of the penal system.

So as you settle in to watch the new shows and returning favorites consider the following are 10 predictions of what will happen during this new TV season:

Rick Bentley

September 7, 2007 12:10 PM

You know the deal by now. Post No Bills is the biggest collection of Fresno show fliers anywhere on the Web.

Each Friday, right here at The Beehive, we give you a look at what's happening in Fresno and the Valley this weekend, next week and into the future.

Nothing to do in Fresno? Wrong. There's plenty. Just take a look below.

If you have a flier to contribute, e-mail it to me at mosegueda@fresnobee.com. Enjoy!

Mike Oz

September 7, 2007 9:05 AM

helmet.jpgAs usual, you can get a rundown of this weekend's cool concerts in today's issue of 7, but there's more cool stuff on the horizon that you should know about right now.

  • Helmet -- who we last saw around these parts on the Warped Tour a couple years back -- is making a stop at Club Fred. Yes, Club Fred. Good opportunity for Helmet fans to see the band is in a small venue for $15. The show is Oct. 2. [Tickets]
  • Hot Hot Heat -- who we last saw around these parts opening for Weezer a couple years back -- is headlining at The Exit on Sept. 27. Bedouin Soundclash is coming along too. [Tickets]

Mike Oz

September 7, 2007 8:15 AM

0%2C%2C2007411998%2C00.jpgWe don't really need British singer Pete Doherty, who spends his time being arrested and subsequently released for drug possession every 6 or 7 hours a day, to illustrate the differences between America and England. He just volunteers.

Remember how Britney Spears was suspected by the SPCA of abusing her puppy (coincidentally named London) after it was discovered the tiny dog was wearing a teeny, tiny cast? There was speculation that Britney or her boys had broken the dog's leg during rough play. Britney was cleared, but it showed how willing the American animal cops are to investigate the slightest hint of pop trainwreck puppy abuse.

Not so in the U.K., it would appear. The Sun has obtained a photo of Crackhead Pete forcing his kitten to smoke crack from a small pipe. Forcing his kitten to smoke crack. According to one of Pete's disgusted friends, "In Pete's mind it is the only one who understands him now." At this point, that's probably true.

Heather

September 6, 2007 11:02 AM

PAVAROTTI%20OBIT%282%29.JPGThere's nothing like someone's death to make everyday utterances seem like irony and to make time seem more precious.

Five years ago (story ran 9/22/02), I had the chance to interview Luciano Pavarotti for my last place of employment, the New Haven (Conn.) Register. (He was generous with his time with a total stranger that afternoon; the phone interview ran more than a half-hour.) At the time, he was gearing up to what was his planned retirement: Oct. 12, 2005, his 70th birthday. His explanation for walking away from the stage was simple: "Because it's time. I have many things to do. Many private things to do."

He probably never did get to do most of those things, having spent the last year fighting pancreatic cancer. It was his equivalent of the office or factory worker who whiles away his/her whole life, looking forward to those golden years, then dies right after retirement. Except that Pavarotti never did anything on a small scale. And no, I'm not talking about his weight, either -- the man was large and he lived large, and he leaves a hole that might not be filled, at least for a few generations.

If you want to argue it, he might have been the last of the great rock stars. Enormous talent, with equally huge amounts of excess, personal drama and influence -- he was the entire package.

Fran Fried

September 5, 2007 7:22 PM

136206004-L.jpgGood news, fellas. Jenna Fischer, who plays Pam on "The Office," has split with her husband of six years, James Gunn.

Okay, maybe that's not good news for Jenna, but you know what I'm saying. A free Pam is an even hotter Pam, no?

Maybe I can make up for this little blunder by gifting those of you who have yet to buy season three of "The Office" on DVD with some blooper reels (in two parts). Enjoy the following, and take a moment to notice how cute my dear Jim Halpert is when he cracks up during filming - nary a bleeped-out cuss word escapes his sweet lips.

Also noteworthy: Pam's cute sneezes, Andy Bernard's inability to remember Jim Halpert's name, and Ryan the Temp's Boss's irritated face whenever anyone blows a line.

Heather

September 5, 2007 4:11 PM

565105455_l.jpgThat's the question I've been asked and one I'm turning over to Beehive readers to answer as well.

Without giving away too many of the particulars, a major record label is looking for a list of the top unsigned acts in Fresno. They asked someone in town. That someone asked me. And here we are. Chances are nothing will come of this, but I figured while I was working on my list it would be fun to see who makes our readers' list.

When answering, remember to weigh the factors a record label would: Talent, marketability, image and following -- both locally and on the road. I'll reveal my list when I'm done with it. For now, chime in with yours.

Who are your top 10 local artists?

Mike Oz

September 5, 2007 12:15 PM

Apple%20iPods.JPGSteve Jobs continued his take-over-the-world plot today, with the announcement of new iPods -- there are new iPod nanos, shuffles and the new iPod touch, which looks and acts a lot like the iPhone.

Among the other things announced in Jobs' press conference today -- WiFi capabilities for the iPod and iTunes music store, a ringtone-supported version of iTunes, a price drop for the iPhone and a partnership with Starbucks.

You might read all that and say, "Wow, cool." But don't you see what's happening here, folks? Apple is flooding our world with all these iPods and one day Jobs will flip a switch and the iPods will take over and kill us all. Add to that, this new partnership with Starbucks, pros at mesmerizing the masses with their mind elixir, and we're all in a load of trouble.

Soon it will just be wi-fi iPods and venti iced frappuccinos populating our planet, pro-creating and serving Steve Jobs his morning coffee while simultaneously playing K.T. Tunstall songs.

Mike Oz

September 5, 2007 11:56 AM

greatdayI'm all for publicizing arts and cultural happenings in the Valley. So to KMPH's mammoth morning program, "Great Day," which is on the air so many hours each weekday that I'm surprised Kopi Sotiropulos' face isn't burned into area TV monitors, I commend the station's commitment to showcasing local events. KMPH doesn't just do stories about different happenings: It lets performers do their thing live for minutes at a time and often in multiple segments.

Which is great publicity, right? The station gets to fill air time and local groups get great exposure. Everybody's happy.

Except -- me. The grouchy critic. And maybe potential audience members who get turned off by the amateurishness of the presentations. Here's the problem: The production values are so low when it comes to live in-studio performances on this morning show that they come across in a not so flattering light.

Case in point: the plug last Friday morning for the Children's Musical Theaterworks production of "Zombie Prom."

Donald Munro

September 4, 2007 9:34 PM

stupid-cnn2.pngComing straight at you from the highly-respected news center that is CNN.com:

"Men want hot women, study confirms"

Another job well done, CNN. Ground-breaking and hard-hitting. I'm looking forward to future newsflashes "Breathing oxygen keeps you alive" and "Lindsay Lohan enjoys an alcoholic beverage from time to time."

Assclowns.

Heather

September 4, 2007 7:09 PM

Halle_Berry.jpgAs I mentioned yesterday, Labor Day '07 does not seem destined to go down as a showstopper in the annals of celebrity drama. All of the gossip was spread pretty evenly among the no-namers: Kate Walsh, Bill Rancic, those people on "Dancing with the Stars."

The day after, however, belongs solely to the A-listers:

Pregnant
Halle Berry - taking a chance with a male model baby daddy

Married
Tobey Maguire - to his baby mama Jennifer Meyer

TMI-prone
Nicole Kidman, who reveals in an upcoming issue of Vanity Fair that she had two miscarriages while married to Tom Cruise, and was engaged to a mysterious "other" before setting down with Keith Urban

Heather

September 4, 2007 4:57 PM

gobucs.jpgIt's football season, and I've never won a fantasy league. This is probably my fifth season, and I think I'm ready. I'm only going to be in one this year, I say, because I want to focus. Too many leagues mean I'll have too many excuses.

No excuses this year, because I have a plan: running back, running back, wide receiver, wide receiver, quarterback, RB/WR, RB/WR, etc. No kickers or defense till the last rounds. Been burned by Neil Rackers and my Buccaneers defense too often.

I'm in a free Yahoo league, and this past Saturday was our live, Internet draft. My brother is the commish. It's a mix of his friends, my friends and our mutual high school acquaintances.

And I have the third pick. This is important because my buddy Rich, whom I coaxed into taking the 12th spot in the league, ended up with the first pick.

Grrrr, Rich.

Will

September 4, 2007 3:24 PM

curtis.jpgThe new album from 50 Cent, "Curtis" -- which is due in stores a week from today -- leaked onto the Internet over the holiday weekend. I just got done giving the album its second whirl through my iPod, and figured I should follow-up last week's Kanye West review with some words on "Curtis," since the two artists are waging a war for the No. 1 spot on the charts.

50 Cent - "Curtis"
Ol' two quarters was hungry when he released "Get Rich or Die Tryin'" in 2003. Since then, his tune has been more "Got Rich and Stopped Tryin'," which is definitely the case on "Curtis."

Mike Oz

September 4, 2007 11:15 AM

curfew.JPGRemember the River Park curfew? It's been almost a month since the curfew was delayed indefinitely in favor of public forums to discuss its fate.

On Wednesday, The Rios Co. -- the PR firm hired to handle this mess -- will be hosting such a meeting from 6:30-8:30 p.m. at the Satellite Student Union at California State University, Fresno.

Here's hoping that everybody who was protesting so feverishly in months past will be there to speak up again. Teens, this is your chance to make River Park listen.

Related: Check out this editorial from today's Bee.

Mike Oz

September 4, 2007 8:10 AM

71780204.jpg ***UPDATE*** GLAAD is on it.

Original Post:
Ahhh... Jerry Lewis. You hateful old bastard do-gooder.

The Jerry Lewis MDA Telethon, which raises money to fight muscular dystrophy was held over the weekend, and it raised over $60 million. Major success!

Only... Crazy Bastard Lewis was overheard calling someone an "illiterate f****t" during the telethon, which is held on live television.

This is the second time in recent memory that Lewis has let his verbal diarrhea get the better of him - when Merv Griffin died, Lewis was quoted as saying: "He didn't have to die. He knew he had prostate cancer and he did nothing about it. He deserved to die." Nice.

Does $60 million for a good cause justify the use of hate language? Ask Isaiah Washington. Maybe if he'd called T.R. Knight the F-word during a fund-raiser, he'd still have a job at "Grey's Anatomy."

Heather

September 3, 2007 8:48 PM

23169606.jpgHoliday weekends are generally known for bringing the celebrity drama, from the birth of Brad and Angelina's baby, Shiloh, to the Jessica Simpson/Nick Lachey split, to Lindsay Lohan's now-infamous Memorial Day celebrations.

This Labor Day weekend, though? Sucks.

True, it's only Monday evening, and the details from the various parties, etc. won't come out until tomorrow. But to illustrate what I mean by sucks, let me give you a rundown of the current celebrity climate:

Heather

September 3, 2007 7:13 PM

I work a typical, 9-to-5 kind of job, so it's not often that I am home in the afternoon.

Today being Labor Day, I was around to check out the meager television selection the week day has to offer. Things were looking pretty grim until I decided to see what old-standby Oprah had to offer. Turns out, the Oprah show has gotten quite a bit edgier since I last tuned in:

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I'm placing all blame for this on Tyra Banks.

Heather



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