Usmagazine is reporting that co-stars Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal have secretly been dating for two months. If this is true, it will be the most precious thing you've ever seen, so I am putting you on high alert for cute overload.

Just picture it: The two of them, her two blond little moppets and his cute dogs, sharing a play date with his sister Maggie Gyllenhaal, her boyfriend, Peter Saarsgaard and their baby Ramona, all talking about how awesome it is to have double vowels in their names.

Once footage of this hits the world wide web, the U.S. will never have to worry about terrorist attacks again. Evil is powerless in the presence of all that cuteness. I mean, look at what that audio-animatronic ridiculously adorable polar bear did for Germany. Right?