I'm so moving to Ft. Worth, Texas. We have gangs, smog and people attacking teachers in our headlines. This city's newspaper reports when four towels and an ashtray are taken from a freaking Motel 6.
(Sure, the locator map is the clincher, but props go to the reporter's lede.)
Cute. But if you click on the "Local News" link there's a story about a trial of a man accused of torturing his girlfriend with a blow torch.
I think I'll stay in Fresno.
Yeesh. Uh, well, fair enough.
You've got to admit, that's a good lead.